This is how you cook pasta Yea Forums
Step 1: get your pasta
This is how you cook pasta Yea Forums
Step 1: get your pasta
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I'm still mad.
This kills the Italian.
To piss on his grave, add cream to pasta carbonara.
Fuck you.
Hey Yea Forums, watch this
S T O P
Reminder that it's physically impossible to cleanly break pasta like that.
reminder that nobody actually cares if pasta is broken cleanly
I do, because the animation shows it's being cleanly broken in half. That's impossible though. Hence, this anime sucks.
Step 2: B̵̧̨̛̛͇̙̬̬͉͓̯͍̬͚̺̠̱̯̉̋̓̌͛̈́́̓̊̈̎͒̾̔́̑̃́́̽̌͋̂̍̃͠͠͝͝͝ŕ̷̢̧̡̧̛̖̦͍̤͉̼̤͍̪̥̼̩̻͎̯͍͈̬̳̖̟̤͙̙̀͛̏̍̋̓̒̒̓̉̐͒͋͜e̸̢̡̢̨̢̡̛̬̤͉̠͇̘͉͎̤͔̣͎̙̱̳͈̬̬͙̻̹̜͑̈̑͑̂̿̊͐̊̇̍͛̊͂̇̇̄͐̕̕͝͝͝ͅa̴̬̟̬͓̎̔́̓̒̊͛̃́̃́̓̽̄̾̚͝k̷̡͔͔͎̪̙̺̤̪͙̠͚̤̗̉̃́̍͐͆̿̓̍͐̽̆̒̐̿͝ ̴̛͇̝͓̠͎͎̙̝̹͔̪͉͔̖̙̝͉̊̍̈̊̐̊̑̆͛͂̉͊͋̉̔͗̊͂̿̑̉͊̐̑̀̂͜ͅt̸̨̧̖͙̯̠̫͈̫̪̭̫͉̯̰͙̞̣͉̤̻̤̻̹̮̠̘̦̙͇͊̏́̔̿̂́̄͒̚͜͝ĥ̴̺̹̆̈́̂͑̆͘̕͠ȩ̶̭̠̰̳͖̗͉̺͚̞͕̥̣̖̳͎̤͗͒͐́́̋͛̋́̄̈͐̔͆̍͌̿̑́̈́̐́̃̑͐͆͠͝͝͝ ̵̘̼̬̣̥̞͙̹̘̥̑́̓̾̌̀̔̀̍͆̆̈́̾̂́̿̾̓̌̐̈́̏́̚͘͘͘̕͝͝͝p̵̢̛͚͓̖̩͕͉͖̦̟̙̮̼̼̟̹̻̤̬̽̑̈́͋̽̽̄̀̄̈́̆̊̉̀͑̐̔̂͗͊̓́̄̈́̔̈͛̕ȧ̶̧̢̢̛̮̘͓̞̟͉̣͕̟̪̝̱̥̝̖͙͈̥̺̻̖͇͎̙̇̓̑͜͜͜s̵̨̢̭̰̝̠̙̯̙̖̗͕͎̙͕̑͜ͅͅͅt̶̡̢̡̛͖̣͓̟̜̙̘̣̱͔̪̠͈̭̱̳̀͋͌͐̀̂̓a̴͖̦͑̾̈͌̃̇͑̊͝ͅ
Step 3: Boil until done
Step 4: Ē̸̢̢̧̧̡̢̨̨̢̢̢̧̡̧̡̢̧̨̢̨̨̡̧̢̢̨̢̢̢̡̛̛͇̯̻̫̩̺͉̺͕̘͖͖̗̝͇͓̥͔̹̬̩̬̩̼͇̫̰̣͚̠̤̞̝̪͚͙͍͇̘̪̙͖̪̭͔̼̘̮͙̥̪͖̭̻̜̠̗̰̝͎̻̮̭͈̱̭͍̳̤̻͍̦̦̟̝̦̯͔̝̙͔͖͉̜̝̖͕̙̹͍̳̪̖͉̘͚̭̻̺͇̝̜̹͚̣̮͙̞̳̙̻͖̞̪̠̻̪͇͖͇̳̞͙̳̺̟͍̳̬̮͓̭̳̩̘̭̟͖͈̪̣̰̜̼̣̣̬͕̭̳̪̬̪͔̰̞͈̗͎̰͓̤̘͇͕̪̰̠͚̬͉̹̦̯̖̪̙̣̗̤̞̼̹̜͓̰͔̮͕͕͓̺̙̺͇̱̻͎̻͎̤͔̭̱͖̟͚̦̤̰̦̗̯͂̈͗̊̎̎̍̽̐̀̒̿͌̽̑̋̎̂̈́̈́͂̉͊̐̊͛̈̐̃̊͐̿͂̀͗́̆̓̀̆̆͑̔͒̆̄͒͌̓͗͋̈̾̈́͐̓̀̃̑̏̈́̀́̀͌̈́̿̃̃͑͆̆̏͌̊̾͛͋̄͒͂̉̊̾̽̄͆̓̉͂̂̔̌̋̈́̎̓͌͗̆̓̏͆́̑̂͋̈́̾͛̈́͐͋̈́̽́͂́͗͆̋̋̉͑̑̍̈̂́͐̏̐̋̓̽͋̔̓̈́̈̊̑͘͘͘͘̚̚̕̚̕̕̕̕̚͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅA̵̡̧̢̨̨̨̧̧̨̡̡̨̧̢̢̧̧̡̨̨̢̢̡̡̢̢̢̧̛̮͇̤̥͉̤̩̳̭̖͈͚͕̹͓̣͙͙͈͓̼̱̼̞͔̘̠͕͈̜̺̫̺̤͖͕̖͖̻̬̖̩̳̟͓̹͇̭͚͎͚̟̠̫͉̗̠̻̳̱͇̪̳̝͖̹̥͍̤͎͕̖͕̯̟͖̞͈̟̤͚̯͓͎̪̻̗̯͍̮̦̱̳̝͓͎̯̼͍͚͔̹̯̝̯̭͍̻̺̯̻̺̬̱̫̱̜͚͔̰̮̼̥̜̤̩͓̯͖̣͚̝͇͉̗̰̭̗̮̭̭͚̗̖̙͚̖̖̠͓̙̺͕͔̱̹̗͉̤̜͎̯̳̖̪̞̬̘͉̜̼̙̹̯̦͆͆͐̉̒̎̾͋̏̓̔̀̈́̿̏̔̈́͒̒́͑͒̐̈́̀͌͗͑̎̓͑̀̓̉̓̎͊̎̾̚̚̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅŢ̴̨̧̨̧̨̢̡̢̧̨̧̧̢̧̧̢̧̢̛̞̘͈̻̞̜̹̤̘̣͙̻̤̦͍̝̜͍̩̞̫̖̣͍̹͈̤̥͍̥̱̜̬̪̘̱̪̬͉̥͔̪͕̹̥̪̦̞̼̥̩̺̼͓̘̭̹̠͎̯̠̫̣̯͍̤̫̭͔͍̣͉̠̻̖̩̹̳̦͍̟̗̖̜͔̟̻̫̳͔̭̱̫̤̯̝͙͔̝̪͚̬̫͙̟̠̻͙̖̱̱̰͔̹̰̗̞͈̙̹̤͖̞͕͍̝̠̟̩̜͙͓̝̯̣͖̬̫̫̳̣̞̹̤͇͇̩̮͙͓̬͔̯͇̥͈̭͙̹̖̰̫̦̙̦̥̗̫͖͙̬̣͉̭͚̮͙̞̙͎̜̂̍̔͑̓̊̂̽̑́͂̽̿͐͛̈́͗̄͋̄̎̓͐̐͌́̒̋͂͒̾̕̚̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͠ͅͅ
That's why it's an anime
It doesn't need to follow the imperfections and uglyness from real life
Rin-chan was right.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this.
She's making soup, so there really isn't.
However, you're a dumb nigger if you break spaghetti to make pasta.
FUCK cooking and FUCK Yuru Camp
I'm never making food again
Nice.
It will not lose anything both in taste and nutritiousness. So unless you want to keep your pretentiousness even while eating, you will be OK.
Actually breaking spaghetti is a basic for Pasta and Beans, also known as Pasta Fasool. You fags can't even get me mad.
Should've broken it in half, man.
>Italian """""restaurants"""" I'm Germany cook even their aglio olio with cream
>poor anons still don't know that they never should've listen to cute anime girls
DO NOT TRUST THEM
I did both of this today to my carbonara. Stay mad pastaniggers.
>Giving a shit about presentation when you’re cooking on a camp stove on a mountaintop miles from anyone
Y’all never gonna make it
>he doesn't try to do cooking on a fucking mountain like you'd do it in the comfort of your home
gotta step it up, user
Relatiere hart, rangiere hart.
What's wrong with that? She is making a pasta soup.
should have broken the pasta
sometimes you break the pasta, sometimes the pasta breaks you.
Spaghetti are long for a reason. If you want shorter pasta then buy other types.
>Pasta Fasool
Except it's not done with spaghetti, you fucking retard.
DO IT FAGGET!
>Watch and read Yuru Camp
>Wow that looks great
>Look up areas to camp in
>Look up costs to start
>Realise there'll be bugs and shit
>Decide to stay an indoors NEET
why not just set up a camp in your basement?
user isn't as dexterous as a Japanese schoolgirl
they don't sell half-length spaghetti, though
just full-length or very short
So many Italians are cooking 'wrong'. Only foreigners actually getting angry about that shit.
>I'm Germany
There's your problem.
>they don't sell half-length spaghetti
Because it's easy to break.
haha lole she break soaghwtti now me upset :D
This, but ironically.
Why don't they piss in the bushes and dig a hole and shit in it?
Because first world camping sites have bathrooms.
Why don't they go to camping sites away from these luxuries?
Maybe in your mutt country
Because they want to be yuru, not infested with fleas and eaten by bears.
MODS!
>people pretending to be mad at this
Still one of the worst forced memes Yea Forums has ever seen.
>tried to cook unbroken pasta
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
she shows no remorse nor pity about what she's done.
Just look at her lifeless eyes... that's just scary
She's probably lost her family shortly after she was born, and has been raised as a heartless killing machine by some crime syndacate.
Are u the mafia?
I didn't do nothing! Also I'm in America
>breaks pasta
>eats uncooked eggs
Why are the Japanese a bunch of savages?
There's not a whole lot of wilderness in Japan
Man up and go winter camping you pussy.
>they don't sell half-length spaghetti
>YES, it's a POUND!
>probably twice the price of unbroken spaghetti
Americans.
That is where you are wrong kiddo. 69% of Japan is forests.
Amazing, what will they think of next
1lb of spaghetti in US sells for around 0.88usd
That clearly indicates that the figure is under 68.5%. You're bad at rounding.
What happened in 2000?
>mfw an Italian says Italian food was born in Italy and not in Manhattan near me
>half sized spaghetti
Americans showing their learning disability just "adapting" their population to being dumb
To be fair, for an island that doesn't have plains or dessert and should be entirely forested that is pretty low.
>t. canadian
I'm sorry a pound of uncooked pasta costs $18 in snow mexico.
>dead eyes
>skin fang
>thick eyebrows
thoughts on her?
Literal shit
Seyana~
Breaking spaghetti in half is not some heresy against the church of italian cuisine it's just a retarded thing only a 12 year old would do
>this thread
Semen demon lineage
inu~
Don't forget the peas. Bone appetite!
>enriched spaghetti product
What do they even mean by this?
Would go out camping with, hold hands in the woods and cuddle in the tent.
Made from enriched flour
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Top tier design. I wanna smell her stuffy socks
>probably
What's it like making shit up in your head just to get angry?
Translation when
This will always murder me on a spiritual level.
>YES, IT'S A POUND
Why do I find this so fucking funny I am audibly snickering here
Yui/10
It's necessary to point it out because the box size and shape is similar to other types of noodles, such as farfalle, which are commonly sold in 12oz boxes.
Are there any of this in Yamanashi?
>enter thread
>phone wants to translate it to Vietnamese
Good times ahead.
Dumb phoneposter with dumb phone
fuck italy, this is the only way to make carbonara
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Do you want me to eat plain pasta? You fucking psychopath
>he doesn't break his pasta
Are you some kind of brit who wants half of his pasta raw?
Why is it wrong to break pasta?
the snapping noise kills italian brain cells
sketti and butter
It doesn't really bother me too much. I prefer short pasta anyway.