Is Aqua girlfriend material?
Is Aqua girlfriend material?
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Austin White
Where is her pussy?
Lincoln Edwards
Girls don't have pussies. My mom told me.
Connor Edwards
wifey
Nathan Thomas
Aqua is for knocking up and abandoning in the street like a dog
David Lee
She's for butt stuff only.
Ryan Roberts
pump and dump
Matthew James
If you're into retards
Oliver Rogers
Aqua seems like a fun friend when not being a huge bitch, just like Megumin and Darkness are better girls when not telling the same joke yet again.
Connor Collins
Aqua makes a great best friend, a great drinking buddy, a great fuck buddy, a great party member, but NOT a good wife. You don't want to settle down with Aqua, have kids, and grow old together, no, you want a fun youthful adventure! Wake, eat, adventure, drink, fuck, sleep, repeat. She won't age, and you'll die young, and her stupidity will keep you on your toes, so it'll be high energy relationship the entire time. Just make sure to keep her on a leash, a literal one if you have to.
Hudson Gutierrez
Aqua is useless. She's the type who'd rather stay at home and masturbate all day.
Noah Taylor
T H E. V O I D.
Henry Cruz
Megumin crushes her
Grayson Parker
In uselessness? Absolutely
Hudson Bailey
By not being a bitch most of the time
Cooper Hill
Let's say you won't be meeting Megumin, Darkness, Chris, etc for a long while, and have no idea they exist. Aqua is with you for the forseeable future. Would you ditch her? Reluctantly go along with her? Fuck and drink until you die? Try and marry her?
Brayden Perez
>this is what Megumemefags actually believe
Parker Young
When you put it like that she's not completely devoid of charm but even than there's gotta be better options at the guild hall
Adam Powell
Based.
Blake Phillips
This. God, I feel like I'm wasting my life now...
Christopher Morris
She can produce demigods, so she is a decent wife.
Thomas Watson
Not with that ass, no.
Benjamin Richardson
She's a qt my dude
Dominic Ortiz
Useless demigods.
Levi Torres
Aqua "the dumb Ass"
Carson Evans
You guys shy away from the idea of commitment from women in general. How do any of you qualify in judging whether a girl is girlfriend material or not? Yea Forums's qualifiers are basically for a woman to be a go-to Yes Man. You're better off asking your married friends.
Liam Butler
I love Aqua's dumb ass.
Ryder Baker
Why focus so heavily on her ass when she's the complain package?
Sebastian Murphy
I just can't resist her dumb naked ass.
Jeremiah Evans
She'll need regular discipline, and you'd need to keep her on a short leash, but she's got potential.
Jose Harris
I wouldn't be so sure. Maybe if it's my offspring, but that's besides the point.
Landon Scott
>DFC crushing anything
uh huh
Juan Rodriguez
Why would goddess have a pussy? It's not like they reproduce like humans.
Angel Wilson
You're just as useless as the useless goddess.
Wyatt Rogers
Only if you have a bestiality fetish.
Jason Rogers
She made it invisible so you can't look at it
David Turner
Alright fair
Adrian Gomez
They actually do the only one that doesnt is YHWH because Jupiter cut his dick off. Thats also why circumcision is a thing
Jayden Gomez
Pump n dump at best
Liam Watson
Water pump at best
Liam Bell
She's a half remembered, drunken mistake.
Isaac Reyes
Lucas Rodriguez
I want to have her as a lighthearted fuckbuddy bff who will have my children but doesn't want to marry me for moral reasons.
Isaiah Cox
No..now fuck off, Aquafag.
John Wright
I want aqua to take a shit in my mouth
Logan Lee
it might be the whisky but i'd like to walk up to aqua after having a hard day and give her a hug and tell her i think she's perfect despite all her flaws and shortcomings. she might be a goddess but she isn;'t perfect but accept her as who and what she is. hopefully i could maybe make her smile
Cooper Price
She's an absolute cunt but if I had the chance I'd date her, yeah
Charles Long
...
Tyler Perry
Yo, someone gotta tell her to put some pants on.
Elijah Jones
Wtf this is CP mods delete
Gavin Turner
Don't date retards.
Cooper Taylor
Why does this artists work look like guro even when he's not drawing guro?
Hudson Butler
You're sick in the head
Hudson Green
Yunyun
Benjamin Perry
How dare you abandon a dog like you would abandon Aqua?
Jacob Hall
Alright Yea Forums, you get stranded on deserted uga boga island. Out how far from land? Too far. Aqua can purify salt water and due to brain damage from arriving on this island you don't know any other females exist. Do you fall in love?
Michael Hughes
I could fall in love with a cantalope if I was desperate enough.
Mason Miller
This is a dumb fucking question. You make it sound like there’s not already people in love with Aqua in the first place.
Colton Jackson
see
Austin Rodriguez
If you increase contrast and brightness you can see her butthole, which is good enough
Cooper Cooper
>you can see her butthole, which is good enough
I laughed at this comment for a long time. Never change Yea Forums, never change
Jackson Johnson
>Is Aqua girlfriend material?
About the best one could ever get.
Jayden Morgan
I thought she had a dick for a second. It doesn't look that well unless you click on it.
Jack Thompson
I agree
Jordan Ross
best boy already has aqua for a girlfriend!
Ryder Fisher
What are the odds of a girl mentally like Aqua being taken advantage of? Would she be abused?
Dylan Bell
Bump and dump
Daniel Fisher
You mean pump and dump.
Charles Brown
Hrrggh
Nathan Moore
You mean pump and pump.
Ian Powell
Smash and dash.
Ejaculate, evacuate.
Samuel Gomez
if she's the goddess of water shouldn't there be a pool of water underneath her?
Carter Morgan
Unironically yes. Simpler minded girls are much more fun to be with and aqua offers much more than that.
Xavier Evans
Inseminate and marry
Jose Cruz
landholding+missionary
Connor Roberts
Single encounter sexual intercourse
Anthony Allen
Only if you want to end up conned out of hearth and home.
Isaac Diaz
Matthew Morgan
based pedophile
Luke Torres
She's perfect prostitute material.
Carson Baker
You can't get someone pregnant by squirting water into their womb, user.
Joshua Hall
No
Elijah Miller
Hotwife material.
Alexander Long
i dont have any quarters
Evan Thomas
Aqua cannot give birth because she just turns the semen into water. She also shits water.
Zachary Lewis
She is best girl, so yeah.
Jose Miller
A literal donkey would be a better girlfriend, because you can at least sell the donkey when it gets you into debt.
Kayden Perry
More like brokewife material.
Blake Ward
Lol no
Carter Johnson
Sure. You just need to be an insatiable monster in bed so you can just fuck her all the time and distract her from shopping so she doesn't get you in American student-tier debt.
Jose Myers
Lol no
Grayson Cook
Into the trash
Jaxson Rogers
Jacob Myers
FTFY. A gag to shut her up.
Juan Hill
Be easier just to kill her instead.
Gavin Gomez
Ewww it’s useless
Benjamin Thompson
there is that fetish where a pussy is not required
Jayden Gutierrez
pump and dump this useless goddess
Jaxson Fisher
Whorequa
Eli Campbell
aqua has the best body
Leo Cox
I think you have the case of gays
Jack Cruz
Evan Torres
You have good taste
Andrew Cook
>AS109 draws Aqua
Disgusting. Why would he taint his hands with the shittiest goddess in anime?
Wyatt Lopez
Benjamin Bailey
Jason Johnson
Only him could make aqua get me hard.
Kayden Adams
He should at least draw her get beaten up. Preferably with a dick.
Ethan Wright
I can get behind that.
Samuel Gutierrez
my dick feels big explosion on cum her pussy
Brayden Cook
does she ever end up liking kazama or is she doomed to be a comedic relief character?
Kayden Myers
Gross.
Isaac Peterson
I think you have a case of useless taste.
Justin Ortiz
Don't be so butthurt
Leo Lee
Worship the true Goddess user
Brayden Brooks
I would marry her.
I want to make out with her steaming, sweaty armpits and butt hole
Ayden Butler
Great epic memes my fellow /r/Animemes memer.
Justin Allen
Thanks famalam.
Kayden Richardson
There are pills for that dicklet, no need to be so mad
Angel Carter
>mfw no one in this thread realizes that the way Aqual behaves towards Kazuma as if she was his wife
Japanese wives are notorious for shitting on their husbands in public
Michael Rivera
Blake Roberts
Julian Ward
You sure seem to know a lot about reddit fren
John Cox
Why is she so useless?
Jeremiah Martinez
Pretty hot , especially since she could have wiped out the frogs if she wanted to
Thomas Torres
How? With her powers that are only effective against unholy being?
Mason Sanders
>if
Lmao no
Ethan Thomas
Exactly. She’s useless.
Josiah Scott
Because real life women are unloyal hoes and men are actually the prize. Suck it, female user!
Asher Adams
Old hag btfo!
Ethan Clark
What do you mean? The backs of her knees aren't showing anyway
Jason Price
She created huge damage to the town with her water, frogs aren't a problem, she could purify the slime too if she wanted, she just enjoys it
Austin Gutierrez
aggh I wanna lick and sniff her pits and dry so bad ahhh
Jonathan Sullivan
Dominate me aqua-sama
Jacob Garcia
On the back of her knee.
Asher Ramirez
Aiden Gray
Doesn’t look like that.
Adrian Baker
>You have to literally make her the only girl available for her to be gf material.
The deathknell of aquafags.
Jayden Thompson
>dumb
>childish
>bad with money
>ruins everything
Unironically yes, if you want a 3D girlfriend.
James Powell
Property damage /= biological damage. You do realize that not a single living thing actually got killed by the water, right?
Not to mention
>trying to kill frogs by flushing them with water
Noah King
Megumeme and boobs are way more useless by those standards. Aqua is best girl and skeletor will die in season 2 of quartet
Charles Gray
Megumin and Darkness both can actually kill frogs, though.
James Lewis
David Bell
Aqua isn't attractive and neither is her ass.
Bentley Gutierrez
This. She’s shit.
William Ramirez
Am I the only one who thinks she'd have massive roast beef labia?
Jaxson Stewart
>Megumin and Darkness both can actually kill frogs, though
>Megumin can actually kill frogs
>frogs
That one shot can't kill multiples and boobs is defensive, she can't hit anything
see nice meme do you want to post it a third time just for good measure? Please lay off the crayons your mother worries
You are actually , 100% gay.
Alexander Evans
Nope. She’s a huge slut.
Blake Brown
>You are actually , 100% gay.
says the one who focuses on the ass.
Logan Long
No, Aqua is a disgusting girl and everyone recognize that. Even the perverts of the town avoid her
Dylan Reed
Nice meme, do you want to post the same useless ass another twenty times just for good measure? Please lay off the crayons your mother worries
David Bailey
>That one shot can't kill multiples
What are you smoking? She does it several times. On screen even. She's literally the only way they can kill frogs in the anime because Kazuma's arrows got nerfed.
>boobs is defensive, she can't hit anything
With her sword. She can absolutely go Mano a Mano with one, and unlike Aqua won't get rofl stomped during it.
Brayden Perez
This. She’s the town bike.
Asher Nelson
Aqua has a pretty terrible personality. You would need to have an absolute alpha male personality to even begin taming her. Fact is, the average Yea Forums lurker would never be Chad enough to challenge Aqua’s personality, so she will most likely treat every single last one of you like shit. She is wife material if you earn her respect and/or fear. But that’s easier said than done.
Blake Lewis
> He never exploded frogs using a garden hose
Angel Harris
Oh boy here we go.
Kevin Miller
Ribbit
Wyatt Butler
Not everyone is a sociopath like you, user.
Dylan Evans
she's so fucking shit but god i want to bury my face in her ass
Carson Morales
Would you buy Aqua’s goddess bathwater?
Oliver Gray
Why would you buy something so useless?
Wyatt Reyes
>literally purified water
No thanks.
Zachary James
To quench your thirst, you thirsty thirsty boys ;)
Elijah Russell
I'd rather drink toilet water
Asher Ortiz
Ejaculate and evacuate
Jaxson Jones
If I were to pee in her butt, would the resulting enema be purified enough for me to drink it?
Brayden Cook
I’d rather drink my own piss.
Nathaniel Watson
I'd rather drink sand
Xavier Perry
I want Aqua to dominate me and turn me into her paypig.
Jacob Lee
>liking a woman's ass is gay
WTF is wrong with you
kek do it again so I can keep posting her glorious behind
Konosuba beats the frogs with his sword, megumeme doesn't kill multiple frogs. Also press x to doubt on darkness , she is the most useless at killing anything , but useful as a human shield at least
Jeremiah Cooper
Liking ass makes you a homo
James Thompson
Brandon Hall
bullshit, man ass is gay, Aqua's plump butt can never be gay. Also traps are gay
Hot, Aqua loves that, post moar
Connor Morales
butts are okey but agua is gay
Hudson Martin
Ass is only for the sodomites
Dominic Jones
Ass is gay. You are attracted to something men have.
Daniel Brown
Men also have tits.
You've previously probably thought that some girl's tits were hot.
Ergo, ur gay
Julian Baker
I must have missed that episode, did she molest the pedo bait or something ?
All faggots should hang but enjoying the curves of a woman is not faggotry
Manboobs would like a word with you , by your definition you are ultra gay
Thomas Bennett
Men don’t naturally have boobs. Kek cope harder aquatards.
Ryder Long
They naturally have nipples, feet, stomachs, lips, all kinds of gay shit you disgusting faggot
Jacob Jenkins
One more for good measure
Henry Cox
Stop posting ass. It's going to make people homosexuals.
Gabriel Cook
aqua's butt is too small here
Anthony Brooks
based, here is a better one
nice dodging this you nasty grids infected faggot
Kevin Rivera
uh is that the clouds or just steam from her HOT SWEATY butt?
in the case of the latter, not big enough
in case of the former, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE AQUA SAMA!!!!!
Nathaniel Fisher
I believe its goddesses mist from her gwat. Unfortunately I don't have any more that big
Logan Walker
To be honest I'm lonely enough that these threads easily convince me so.
Christopher Perry
Welcome to the cult.....I mean....religion. Praise Aqua
Caleb Roberts
Stupid sexy useless goddess
Hunter Brooks
Justin Allen
FASTER
Cameron Lopez
Levi Turner
Is Kazuma an alpha?
William Brooks
Absolute pleb. You can't not look at a woman bent over so your stating at the choad spot between her pussy and ass and not get hard. Besides, the asshole and the hole in the vagina are barely an inch apart
Nolan Myers
Too much butt.
Jonathan Phillips
no such thing homo
Brody Reyes
Her looks don't make up for her personality.
She's autistic, selfish and painfully shallow.
Would mate but would not date
Parker Ross
to much ass her tits are better
Cooper Nelson
David Lopez
They don’t naturally have boobs, vagina or xx chromosomes. You coping closet faggot.
Too much fat cellulite ridden ass. Kill yourself
Connor White
Lose weight. Fatty
Jason Peterson
There are some cute girls in Konosuba but the one I want to fuck is Konosuba himself.
Colton Scott
Joshua Allen
In the aspect of most women becoming an insufferable bitch after hooking up and feeling safe, yes, absolutely.
Isaac Carter
I would make her useful and make her go do construction work or arts and crafts since she is absolutly OP in these fields but useless in literally everything else.
William Collins
Definitely is cuter
Noah Hughes
Konosuba is exclusively for lewding
Jaxon Wilson
kek stay mad, fat ass Aqua is the patrician taste
>faggots
get out filth
Jackson Sanchez
>fat ass
That’s what you keep posting, yes. What’s your point?
Nicholas Barnes
>seriously defend aqua
top kek
>press x to doubt on darkness , she is the most useless at killing anything
None of them, I prefer darkness that she´s a clumsy woman than a fucking and annoying and noisy woman.
No matter what reason you defend, her character and personality are shit and with that all, her attributes go to hell.
also
Darkness has the best body, has better breasts and butt, be sure they are fucking soft and sleeping with her is a fucking pleasure.
Owen Smith
Bump
Adam Ross
Sounds like we’d get along pretty well
Logan Campbell
Fuck you and that one-trick pony boring midget
David Miller
Mother-san would unironically reject all of the Konosuba party. Kazuma could maybe pass if he faked it to make it. Wiz is another maybe. Yunyun would be an ironic pass.
Luke Brooks
>No visible pubes
What a shame
Ryder Ortiz
With what?
Carson Clark
I agree.
Joshua Walker
>see this
what do
Jason Kelly
Flip her skirt.
Owen Edwards
HNNNNN my fucking heart GOD DAMN I MISSED OUT ON TEENAGE LOVE AHHHHHHH
Jonathan Martin
[X] GENUFLECT
Evan Anderson
sniff the air
Sebastian Jackson
but, you can bully aqua better
darkness would be too into it for it to be fun
Carson Stewart
She can be an onahole, so yes
James Mitchell
Just started Season 2.
The ED is literally Big Rock Candy Mountain, this is pretty comfy.
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Andrew Fisher
Not the best night to be reading this.
Bentley Cruz
>megumeme doesn't kill multiple frogs.
She literally kills four frogs during the winter hunt you dumb fuck. Pay more attention.
Jordan Kelly
Not to mention her one attack is a massive aoe that affects an area the rough size and shape of a large mansion. She can absolutely get more than one frog in that range.
Adam Young
Both ED's are ultra comfy, and that's a nice comparison user! Konosuba ticked all off my boxes, I just wish it was the kind of anime I could show to people
Adrian Cook
I REALLY want to make out with her armpits and butthole.
Jacob Thomas
Jack Ortiz
nope.
Isaiah Nguyen
it will come out watery
Hudson Murphy
YOU COULD SAY ITS HER GREATEST ASSET.
Liam Evans
Spotted the Irishman.
Oliver Thompson
>Mother-san would unironically reject all of the Konosuba party
She basically did
Bentley Hill
So who's going to see the movie?
Ryan Hernandez
Why is her ass so fat?
Jose Edwards
I'm the type of person who has to choose between 10 pounds of raw chicken or a movie ticket.
David Powell
kek
Charles Nguyen
She has a cute innie. It's easy to tell by the absence of roast beef pussy lips.
David Rodriguez
wife
Jackson Hill
Me of course!
Austin Campbell
only three of those have iphone filenames
William Morales
She's the butt of the joke for a good reason. Aqua is an ass who's all ass and not much else.
William Gonzalez
Aqua is too dumb to assfuck honestly
Ryan Jenkins
Ew
Grayson Hall
Who's the most USELESS Goddess?
Charles Ross
damn megumemefags have a huge inferiority complex
Jason Clark
Samuel Young
cumbrain
Jeremiah Torres
Evan Evans
They shouldn't marry so damn early if they don't want to have shit married lives.
Landon Miller
bump
David Myers
This! I need Aqua in my life T_T
Jackson Wright
May've well just go with Yunyun. It'll be pathetic as fuck.
Evan Allen
Best
Goddess
Ever
Carson Long
What does Aqua smell like?
Probably mineral water and lavender
Landon Fisher
sulfur
Nicholas Cruz
Durians!
Samuel Reed
Let's be real, she'd smell like booze half the time, and like chicken the other half.