Fellow Yea Forumsusfags, I need some help. I picked up some doujinshi at comiket and I want to bring it back home but knowing how strict customs can be I'm scared. I haven't bought any loli or anything that should be illegal, but I don't know whether customs will just see "anime porn" and put me in jail or something...
What should I do?
Hide it in your pants
Can't. I always get put through the x-ray, every time...
as long as there aren't any "small breasts" I don't think you'll be arrested
How small is too small? I have a persona one where the girls have clearly defined, non-flat chests but they're not particularly large either... What I'd call medium sized?
Working in airport here, I swear I will arrest all of your pathetic pedo fucker, get fucked fag
>getting arrested over some ink lines
>Literally noted no lolishit
>Pedo
:/
Australia is hell.
I can smell you pathetic faggot from miles away, don't denies or try to resist fag, I will fucking hurt you pathetic worm from inside to outside, fucking faggot
Why you gotta be so mean, user?
Based aussiebro
Here I can import whatever loli doujinshi I want, hell even loli dolls
The law here says it clearly: you can't hurt drawings, or innanimate objects, since they can't speak up in court
lmao at straya stupid laws
Congratulations on living in a country with sane laws, I suppose. But how does that help me?
You either accept it or change country, up to you.
I'm trying to do both, but I just wanna know whether or not my smut is safe enough to bring in. Come on, man. Don't gloat.
Bro just go in, nothing will happen if they're not Loli
Thanks man! Will do!
>Bro
What the hell is this? some kind of sissy pit?
Oh sorry, I meant to say autistic fucking pedo NEET
They're fucking books. Put them in your luggage and nobody gives a shit.
>Australia
>Loli material is ILLEGAL to import however possession laws vary by state/territory. Customs is pretty lazy though so the chances of anything being intercepted is slim, however if you are caught the chances of you avoiding jail time are even slimmer. You will need ID when picking up packages.
I smuggled animal bones into 100% pure New Zealand by accident. No risk for books getting caught.
>Australia
You're gonna get arrested and raped by abbos
Again, no loli material here. Just regular anime girls.
Yeah, seems like it should be fine. I was just hoping some fellow aussies could confirm their experiences or so.
I wish I could help as I was in the same situation but my flight got back at 7am and the customs officer literally just waved me through without checking my luggage at all. This was at Brisbane.
So, hope you get lucky?
In my experience, I've been waved through instantly every time I've come back from Japan. But don't they check your luggage before you arrive? If so, this would be a pretty good sign.
I suppose you could mail it to yourself from japan.
1. Don't look like a criminal.
2. Don't act like you're carrying a bomb and worry it might go off prematurely.
3. Store them with other printed goods.
Somebodys mad they didn't get raped as a child
>before you arrive?
Not entirely sure what you mean. They checked it at the airport in Japan sure, but I don't think there's any reason to be wary of them coming across porn (not that they did since I wasn't stopped). And it wasn't checked at all in Australia though I can't be sure if this was a rare case or not.
>mr. user. Care to explain these scandalous books in your possession?
>and why do these girls have dicks?
Stack and pack them with transparent wrapper, then sandwich the loli stuff in the middle of weird gay furry tentacle porn.
Looks like that lanklet on the left has been getting into all the seized meth packages. If anything he's gonna take that lolishit for himself.
Oh, you put it in the carry on? Gotcha. I was thinking of putting things in my main luggage.
>going to Comiket for porn instead of genga books and telephone line photo books
You'll get what you deserve, you degenerate.
I didn't even go to the studio side over in who-knows-where-odaiba and just stuck to the indie stuff in Big Sight, so honestly I may deserve this.
I bought 3 history and culture magazine-pamphlet things though, so maybe there is salvation yet?
No, not the carry on. They were in a checked suitcase.
If you don't have any very obvious loli comics, you'll be fine. Explain that to avoid legal hubbub Japanese artists always draw 18+ characters. (Not true, but it'll satisfy any nosy security officer).
Where do you live?
Oh. So how do you know it wasn't checked when it arrived in Australia before it got put on the conveyor belt? Or do customs only bother checking when you're already heading through?
Yep, OP, try this. But send a huge box filled with miscellanea crap, like tea, anime mags, cheap souvenir gizmos. The customs might not even open it, let alone browse through each item. They mostly focus on finding drugs and guns.
Even if you get in trouble if you actually fight it in court you can probably win
And if you do go to jail I will do you a solid and spring you.
>So how do you know it wasn't checked when it arrived in Australia before it got put on the conveyor belt?
Not possible? There is no time for crap like that. Especially when you have a connecting flight.
>So how do you know it wasn't checked when it arrived in Australia before it got put on the conveyor belt?
I didn't know airports did that. If they did it was fine then. In my case I had to buy a small suitcase in Japan just to hold all the doujins I bought. So they were far from hidden.
Another tip: gift-wrap it and keep it in your hand luggage. Custom officers are not dicks.
Okay, I'm sold.
Ah, well! That's good to hear! I should be safe then.
Some probably are, but it should be okay, then.
Good point. It should be fine, then.
Just wear a black turtleneck and a black beret. If the customs asks about the porn mags do a gay french pose and explain that they're part of an art project about child abuse.
I laughed a lot. Thank you user.
Reminds me of that pic
This is the worst Jojo plot yet.
Any of you faggot countries search phones? I m normal looking guy but have this in my gallery.
I will travel to america and straya next year from vacation
Im not mexican but chilean, better buy another phone for travel?
It's legal in america anyway, some police might try and scare you but if you tell them you intend to fight the charges they will probably back off
As for australia they probably won't search your phone unless you act suspicious
That's most likely not necessary. Also standard post is never screened its just thrown in a van and driven wherever it needs to go. Only express post is ever screened in every state other than WA, because WA is a state of meth addicted degenerates and postage there is hell.
>WA is a state of meth addicted degenerates
Spoken from own experience?
Spoken from reading about the constant raids and complete lockdown of postage there that happens constantly. Perth has been referred to as "meth capital of the world" for a few years. Every few months there is a huge blitz. This is off topic though so I don't wanna rip the thread.
Post your haul
1) Buy some milk powder
2) Put it in several small plastic bags
3) Slip it into the pocket of the person in front of you
4) Breeze through customs while they get taken away for a body cavity search
>aussie
youre fucked
t. brought 2 whole briefcases of loli home to europe no problems
I’m not even a lolicon, but I’m hella jealous that your country isn’t retarded about this stuff.
>I smuggled animal bones into 100% pure New Zealand by accident
wat
/vg/ lingo as far as I can tell.
Brilliant