Konosuba

Why is mexican marriachi music so fucking shit? Who is even listening to that crap and actually enjoys it? How? Fuck you, beaners!

Who cares? Their soap operas are great.

There are many subgeneres of mariachi music, and also there are classics.
You have develop taste for music, kid.

Based and Andale Andale Pilled

>attractive white girls in Mexico and Kazuma nowhere to be seen uh oh

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Someone post the images. You know the ones.

The mexican halfbreeds edits? Do they even still exist in the internet?

To fight the dark, one must know it

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You sound mad El gringo criatura

4 in Aqua, 3 in Megumin, and 3 in Lalatina.
The 1 Yun-yun had killed itself.

no they aren't

Aqua's thighs por favor

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Yo pido a Aqua

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>tfw when best Girl has best Instrument
Of course I mean Yun-Yun.

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>Pushing the truck from inside the truck bed
Holy shit my sides.

>tfw youll never remove kebab with Yunyun

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>Ywn give piggyback rides everyday to megumin after she cast her explosion
>Ywn wriggle until you feel her flat chest on your back
It hurts bro

nice

para mi, es La Latina

that explains why Kazuma -- who has always been a vocal advocate for hispanic pride -- has abstained from participating in the photo shoot.

mexican memes time?

si

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I want to flagelate Oscuridad with a chainsaw!

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so why do they have mexicans in that world?

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why the fuck do nips like spics.

english subs for those wondering
youtube.com/watch?v=FajaQxcad-w

Based bullyposter

My beaner wife.

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uhm, what?

>VOL16
-Aqua ran away from home to attack Demon Lord's Castle

>-Daughther of Demon Lord leading armies to attack Capital
>-City of Axel are one of targets of Demon Lord's Army
>-Dust finally picked up his Lance
>-Yunyun joined party of Hibiki to chase Aqua
>-Kazuma found an exploit only unique to himself to get more skills
>-With the help of Vanir and Wiz, Kazuma became stronger
>-Kazuma reveal the true identity of Aqua to Darkness and Megumin which they both already suspected but keep in their heart
>-Kazuma reveal he is from another world to Darkness and Megumin
>-Axis Cultist revealed that they already knew the identity of Aqua
>-Demon Lord's information finally was revealed.
Edit: "Aqua ran away from home to Demon Lord's Castle" > "Aqua ran away from home to attack Demon Lord's Castle"
>Source: Light Novel Volumn 16 Chapter 4
>In this chapter it was reveal that when an Axis Cultist passed away, he/she will be able to meet Aqua. If they did well in their previous life they are allow to reincarnate into the other world where Aqua manage as well - Japan.

>Which kinda explain why so many weird things was created by Japanese because there are Axis Cultist reincarnation blending in their society.

Uno
Dos
Tres
Quato

beep beep beep

Al chile mijo, le voy a decir algo y escuche bien:

GTFO

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We are better than you

What soap opera would be perfect fit for an anime adaptation?

mexifag here. only people with low IQ and high levels of alcohol in their bodies can appreciate that shitty music. basically its a fake pride we have to promote degeneracy.

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Cuna de Lobos

Narcocorridos right?

You're mixing up banda and mariachi.

all music made in mexico is shit, even electronica and rock.

mariachi =/= banda/narcocorridos , fully agree on the latter

Hi Oaxaca user.

I suppose we'll see them hanging from the side of a highway.

youtube.com/watch?v=kkKxN9QJ2wI
Arriba, arriba

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Develop a good taste and then listen valentin elizalde, tu filthy oaxaqueño

is there is an actual reason why or they just use it for the cool aesthetics?

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> a vocal advocate.
That's a funny way of saying "a violent protestor for the reinstation of Aztlan and the removal of all non-natives", kazuma's a racist and a borderline terrorist.

Take easy, here we do not have shootings in schools, we do not put bombs in churches or synagogues or burn crosses dressed in white pajamas.

Kamen Rider Kiva

japan is mexico's tomodachi.
...apparently.

>here we do not have shootings in schools,
or at least not ones that hurt anyone anyways.

they do have a good chunk of business venture in the country actually, alot of assembly lines and such

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bendito vicente

huh, that's interesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

>What? He is black?
>My son is black? BLACK?
>[Dramatic background music]

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also alot of Jap Lucha Libre fighters do come here and train or just stay and do their thing here and well, there are lucha libre otakus that come here just to watch them and shit, others just come here at first for work and then just stay either cos they end marrying a local or just cos they can, some even has blogs about it and the more artist inclined do this

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I see many asian people hanging around on "preteen night clubs" in Guanajuato.

They should be banned.

I honestly don't get it. We also do have traditional music in my country, like who the shit doesn't. But you can still listen to it. Most folk-music is actually pretty much on the listenable side. But that mexican rock en roll? It's fucking obnoxious. Just terrible. Makes me angry. And I hate it.

This book needs to be translated into Spanish.

Ruby with a cute beautiful red headed mc

tell me more.

Y esta rosa?

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This.

Mariachi can be fucking beautiful sometimes.

The interdimensional wall is not enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=oRlxQW4y7Bs
it has soul

You lie, Konosuba would never do something so terrible.

Ay Madokita

Living in Guanajuato, a bunch of japanese car companies opened new factories in the area, and a good amount of japanese staff and their families where moved to the cities nearby.

I think it's kinda cool to start seeing street signals and whatnot in japanese, mind you these japanese people are pretty much living in the best parts of the city and barely interact with other people.

I think there are about 8k japs by now and we are starting to have a problem where japs get sick and go to the hospital and no one can understand shit, lmao.

I've talked with a few of them, one offered me a scholarship to study automotive engineering, with a contract to work for their company, I have no interest in cars so I just declined so we didn't discuss the exact details of how it would work.

its just basically her twitter in printed form with maybe a few extras in, so you could basically look up her twitter along her coworkers (like the dude with glasses who got with the local blondie) and get folk translate her culture shock daily live living along spics

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>I have no interest in cars
Are you sure you're mexican?

> looks at skin

Yes.

>marriachi music
Its just like gringo country but in Spanish

Wasn't there a /ss/ episode?

*Culture shock everday life

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That's some major spoiler

He could be into bikes.

A esas morritas les quiero chupar el culo, el panocho y las tetas y venirme dentro de sus rajitas

mariachi is bad as rap and hiphop

Maria la del barrio

hello subhuman beaner scum

Don't know how they even relate.

Man I just learned Japan host some mexican events too.

fiestamexicana-tokyo.com/

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Time to start war with Japan

More like only cucks enjoy that shit "music"

they do for a while ago but in Osaka, many vlogers have gone to it if you look it up
youtube.com/results?search_query=fiesta mexicana osaka

>20th anniversary
Damn I didn't know the Japanese loved mexico that much

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Mexico was the first country to recognize Japan as a country after their isolation, so they kept a somewhat close relationship.

Is this Mexican version of Satoko to Nada?

So japan is it's own world?

kind of? difference is that Hana lives in Mexico (most of the time) so She has a bigger culture shock dealing with spics and as I mentioned earlier one of her coworkers got with a local (from which She also got a culture shock in her own way regarding relationships with them and such)

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same with their boxers, hell they even learn spanish cuz they feel really comfortable

based

Cucking stories in my catholic anime "la rosa de Guadalupe"?!

Why doesn't this have any scans it seems fun

tacos and japs have been bffs for a while

They'll all get beheaded by the drug cartel.

So she bought a $4 toilet paper expecting a pachonsito tier paper?

No wonder spics are retarded

Im sure you can buy like 2-3 4-packs of those with $4

youtube.com/watch?v=rycCGHB6Dso

I meant $4 pesos(around 20 cents)
With $7 USD($140 pesos) you buy a 32 pack here instead.

Oh, 4 pesos, i thought you meant dollars.

actually for 4 pesos you get an arm long piece of toilet paper at the public bathroom

La rosa de Guadalupe is very entertaining, yeah, it's borderline stupid and most of the time completely stupid, but it is very entertaining in how stupid it is, see: >files.catbox.moe/93xgj4.webm
this is from that telenovela, and oh boy, that is just the tip of the iceberg.
>The episode about otakus
>The episode about the girl who sold her virginity to go to a Justin Bieber concert
>The episode about Pokemon Go
>The episode about farmville
>The episode about the racist grandmother (la prima fea)
>The episode about killer clowns
>The episode about school shootings
>The episode about the blue whale game
>The episode about the abusive girlfriend
and many more.

I saw part of the second one, god was that stupid.

>My son is black!
>BLACK!
>dramatic music
my sides are in orbit

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...yet,user.
Yet.

thats from her twitter, the book is just her twitter in printed form and maybe a few extra pics of the characters and such

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And it was also based on a real life event, the best of all was that the ticket was fake, so when she denounced the "rape" everyone got to know what she did.

Im interested more in the killer clowns one, do you know anything about it?

fucking guanajuato, in the north we only have chinks and gooks

Its true, every other street you'll find a chinese style restaurant.

Monterrey/Nuevo Leon is the one with the gooks, we only have chinks around the port-based cities around here

>japan is king
well they can't help it can they?

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10/10

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Let´s play.

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Sonora kicked out the Chinese in the south and capital after everyone noticed what they were trying to do with the farming lands.

my small city has japs, chinks and gooks and the port city next to me shithole has even more gooks
didnt know you shieldbro was a taco

monterrey is one hour away from my city where the fuck do you think i live son? my city is filled to the brim with chinks and gooks but almost no japs

You think that's bad? My city is filled with chilangos

That's adorable.

I never said there was Japs there nigger, I just said that Nuevo Leon has the most gooks there because of the factories they opened just because they wanted to compete against the Japs, chinks makes me unironically racist since they only look out for themselves and they almost never interact with the locals and they dont even bother hiding they are buying up land for their own uses

Here's the episode:
Part 1: youtube.com/watch?v=Oej1rc8OiCM
Part 2: youtube.com/watch?v=sGccNEsmNpk

is it making any money? or is it just an independent print?

Yeah this is true, and black people are like shiny pokemon.

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funny enough this happened to her not so long ago

Im so sorry for you

amazon.co.jp/dp/4047350222/

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Fucking public bathrooms...

public restrooms in mexico are always fucking nasty

>ywn be isekaied as a conquistador
why even live bros

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Not brazilian, but A Próxima VItima would be My first choice. The wealthy family reminds me of the zabi, but as aristocrats. They are involved in some cases of murder with a Monster (by Urasawa) treatment.

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Ok now i need translations for this.

Abuelita no ;_;

Being a conquistadore sucked.
You get cucked by everyone at the end.
You get cucked by your fellow conquistadores, You get cucked by the crown you served, and you even get cucked by the peoples you conquered.
And that's if you were lucky and didn't get killed/die of sickness before that.

Spic stuff has been rather a "chic" thing lately with Japs and such, I mean there are some bars and restaurants in Japan that deal with Mexican stuff

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*gets kidnapped*

t. has never read history

t. has never read history

>Tacos Tacos Tacos!!!
wonder where that came from
also
>El shingon

Many stores whole thing is just sell imports of Mexican stuff like places like zapoteco.jp/

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La Usurpadora

>48000 for the shitty skull
damn son i can the same shitty skull at the side of the highway at like 50 pesos

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underrated post

gualita hermosa ayúdame a conseguir amigos
t. yunyun

>Paying for skulls

>Yunyun somehow manages to get deported from spicland for being an illegal

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this story has more reasonable prices (Jap wise)
sentido-mexico.com/

WTF? I'm here living in fear to being beheaded when I could be in nipland selling virgencitas.

youtube.com/watch?v=xROMmlu4zS0

if you can get the long term visa which is hilariously hard if you dont fit theif profile, you will need to marry a Jap, then you could sell as much as you want, then again Japan is a country even a McDonalds salary will let you live, not great but at least a roof and food for your everyday you will get

konosuba and el chapulin crossover when

>Yunyun is the only girl to come back without half-breeds

Holy based

Post the minako moon one

Dropped the ln after kazuma started flirting with megumin (arround volume 12).
Sorry but I can't self insert into a pedophile since I'm not one myself.
I do hope you enjoy it though, what happend in the last volumes?

for well over 400 years actually

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>Yunyun tried really hard to get pregnant but no human would fuck her and the donkey refused too

well damn, explains why the spics are the world biggest weebs

based jacinto

Now i feel like drawing something.

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Verga, un thread de espaldas mojadas en mi Yea Forums ? Me regreso hacer mi carne asada al norte de sonora

I used to live next door to a Mexican family who played mexican marriachi music every time they had a party.

There was always someone who laughed like a hyena.

Scared the hell out of me when I was a kid because I thought the Lion King Hyenas were real and lived next door to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=SpQu5lg9i7Q

Hey man, you should invite us over we'll bring beer and carnitas just tell us where your ranch is.
Also it better be safe from morritas, last month they took away my primo Juan Jose they offered him cheve and Pesado albums since then we haven't heard from him.

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>Agua spends the first night puking up tequila worms
>Eris pads her chest for a smuggling ring

>tfw megumin will never sing the mañanitas for you
pa' qué la vida

I have the feeling that i might get banned for posting this, but i'll do this for you anons, and it's technically anime related... i think, so if i get banned, pray for my soul and post F.
Part 1: youtube.com/watch?v=lKgPktksyVA
Part 2: youtube.com/watch?v=MDNMhIfFSMM

surprising enough there is a good chunk of Lucha Libre Otakus, they are basically like Idolfags but even have women on it because of course they like seen muscular men doing acrobatics shit and engage in basically homoerotic stuff with each others

and they have keep expanding to other states lately elsoldeirapuato.com.mx/local/adoptan-japoneses-a-irapuato-como-su-hogar-3772951.html

0/10 bait, you don't even deserve a mention but I like to self indulge.

Do it.

kek

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And I still haven´t found an aznqtp, I guess most of them are young couples with kids.

Look everyone
A damn inbred norteño who drinks bud light and marries his cousins

sorry mexianon but grandpa AMLO is not gonna bring young singles japs to go out with your sorry ass

the ones that come here already either has a boyfriend/fiance or are married already, an uniroincally redpill though is that most Jap women are definitely marrying material specially if you want sex after marriage, check any male Jvlogger who has date/married one, get a relative good one is hard as shit and they usually end up with the worst types of Japs making them bitter later on

Attractive Japanese women don't really want to date YouTubers because youtube isn't exactly a stable career.

Some foreign men do get lucky once in a blue moon and manage to marry a Japanese pop star like that Italian NEET who managed to marry Utada Hikaru for 4 years before divorcing.

How gassy is she?

>italian neet who managed to marry utada hikaru
what
how?

I wouldn't call lucky some pasta cunt being married for 4 years to a jap pop star

They will all die

files.catbox.moe/77a2lj.webm

here is a 2hou of it for now

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MEGUMIN AND KURUMINHA DESTROYING THE AMAZON FOREST

Some unemployed former Italian NEET (who used to be a part time bartender) managed to temporarily marry Utada Hikaru and even knock her up before divorcing like 4 years later.

If some Italian NEET managed to impregnate a Japanese pop star, the sky is the limit.

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What the fuck show is this?

those are either Arggies or Spaniards

I know it all too well

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Sakura Quest.
I don't even remember anymore.

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The only good Japanese pun in the history of comedy

Jalisco here (Mariachi land)
You and these fuckers who say Mariachi is low tier music are faggots with a literal shit taste or even worse, you're fucking reggaetoneros.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZoyMVxuvZi0

Even nips agree Mariachi is the patrician choice.

Anything other than carita de ángel e Chaves is objectively wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=DT_CWMd-JZ4

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Get out.
This. Even the opening song for Usurpadora plays like a cool anime OP.

Sauce

Spaniards

Are there really no translations?

Hope everyone likes the new animation.

what a specific fetish

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I like it. Kinda wish they made more of these.

There are quite a few

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>dj el shingon
BASED

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funny enough not just Japs but others say Mexican women and related are too clingy instead

nope, not like I have been around asking people to translate it but if there is one that wants to do it, well that would be cool I guess

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>Kip pic
Well, aren't you cheeky?

I could clean and typeset.

This isn't even our most retarded telenovela lol.

Did they break up?

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Shut up, Ilya.

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Thicc!

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>Hana lives in Mexico (most of the time)

Huh, I follow her on Twitter and I thought she was back in nipland.

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The longer I go without hearing her annoying shrieks, the more I find Aqua attractive.

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seems they are still together, dont quote me though

She comes and back forth depending of her work or other stuff like going back for the family and such if you paid attention to her timeline

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>Mexico is a hard place to be single.

Ayyy, true.

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>tfw that's canon

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>Single
But she is married, She even has 2 daughters

Hahaha those are Mexicans aren't they?

>tfw mexican
>tfw I haven an impregnation fetish
I guess it's in my blood

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Her comics about Mexican Karate dojos are hilarious even without knowing what it says.

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you're not alone.

Why aren't you filling Japanese teenagers full of half-breeds right now?

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Yep

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Something Something, Mike matei comics

kek

True

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Yo, what the fuck

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>La Latina
ayyy youtube.com/watch?v=PT_z-RShmC4

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That was by me though.

By me.

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lmao

Yeah it's just like country music except mexican.

youtu.be/JbL7y4y0L9M?t=172

It's funny because is true.
IT: 30ish yo mexican.

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Just hit the gym and do cardio user.

This fucking country

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Are Mexicans a long-lost Slavic tribe?

So what is the story reason for them dressing up as Mexicans?

How can they be fucking fatasses when they don't even have the excuse of sitting on their ass all day like muricans?

Coke less expensive than water

top kek.
based nips.

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>it's in my blood

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addicted to sugar to an autistic degree,
probably the country with most diabetes cases.

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But I hate cardio. I would rather lift

>Coke less expensive than water
>2 liter coke is $30 pesos
>20 liter water bottle is $10-20 pesos
sure

Coke is almost a daily drink thanks to the commercials about. Some of the mexican plates are full of fat and the candies are easy to get.
Also, we're lazy for the most part. That's why there hasn't being a new revolution in 100 years.

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the added taxes to sugary drinks wont deter people from buying anyways.

Coke is literally cheaper than bottled water.

I remember being a skeleton in high school and now I'm overweight. Fuck getting old.

Most people just eat street food which is not healthy at all, also people just tell themselves that being fat is not that big a problem, even when they can barely walk a couple of blocks without running out of breath.

>Coke is literally cheaper than bottled water.
Where? in fucking Chilangolandia were you are almost as dry as fucking California?

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North Mexico, a liter of water is $12.
A 1.5L of coke is $15.

Nah, it isn't.
Even if you want a small coca(355 ml.), it's 6 pesos.You could buy a 600 ml. of water with that same money.

Fuck me, the south have a Buch of chinks and a few japs, i don't blame them, the south is shit

Age was a mistake.

kek

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This whole thread is fucking gold

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too much coke, also mexican food tends to have way too many carbs.

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If you are buying individual bottles of water yes, having a decent flask will always be way cheaper. Literally around $2 pesos per liter.

which fucking state? Im in fucking Tamaulipas, one of the northest states, half of it is literally a desert and water here is $10-20 pesos the 20 liter (garrafon)

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Based mexibros and japbros joining forces again.

Shit user, what the fuck.

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>3.1 L

why?

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He is probably talking about buying a 1L nestle water bottle or something.

>japanese girls want aztec samurais
Nice.

Dominican coke.

fuck mexico and fuck los mexicANOS

Don't mind if I do....

youtube.com/watch?v=IDREVGI5hgo

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5 pesos to use the restroom?
do they at least keep the place clean?

Looking on Pixiv for Aztec Gods, gets you some gems

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I got my conalep teacher pregnant

yeah seems like those kinda seedy places that have the gall to demand you money and not have the goddamn decency to put toilet paper

t. female japanese tourist

no those places are always fucking nasty
they literally just mop the floor they never touch the actual toilets making the place stink up like hell

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>mfw nobody recognize olmec or mayan culture but only aztec

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are there any actual mexican girls in anime apart from that one chick from Divergence Eve?

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That's the standard price for using a public toilet everywhere in Mexico.

>Not using Samborn's toilets

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There are some more, but I don't remenber.

Lala Gonzales from School Rumble, She was an usual character from the cast

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>tfw qt Japanese girls aren't coming here to get half breeds
I need to learn, that smug girl won't stop me
My beautiful Copilco. No idea if you pulled this from the internet, but I recognize this specific place. You'd have a better time walking 10 minutes to the university from there and use the toilets there than going to those public toilets.

Only the ones in the bus stations

>He is black?
>My son is black? BLACK?
Audibly kek'd

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To be fair, no one knows about olmec culture. Also, Mayan culture is the same as Aztecas but different God names, Popol Vuh is a good read on Mayan mythology btw

youtube.com/watch?v=_ltRDc28N3M

kawaii~

Reminder this is a thing

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based

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I watched Legends of the Hidden Temple as a kid, does that count?

one of the best looking girls in CB, too bad she was a "villain of the week".

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I don't even have a car and laugh every time a town of thieves explodes because they are retarded while stealing fuel

>los bebes traen su torta bajo el brazo

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Pemex-chan?

Yup

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Would a cute mexican girl from monterrey, guadalajara or cdmx even be interested in marrying a hispanic american to live in the US?

It's telling us to breed, Abe wills the half breeds

who did yanet garcia choose? there's your answer

it's possible so why not

It says "The babies have their tortas under their arm"
Torta being a type of sandwich.

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Its funny because of how specific it is.

REMEMBER THEY HAVE TO KEEP THE CHILD

isn't she still single?

Sí

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>Dennis = Kazuma
>Dee = Yunyun
Perfect.

Charlie, the useful one, being Aqua, the useless one, seems weird to me. Their stupidity is the only thing they have in common

she is now

go for it amigo

They're a family
youtube.com/watch?v=cA0kIWh6Nik

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thanks user-kun

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I want an Isekai about a mexican weeb who digs a whole to get under the wall but instead gets isekai'd a la Alice in wonderland

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It means that having babies brings good luck, I looked up a few months ago when this thing came out.

A shame my family members don't look like this.

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Elaborate

An ass like that should not be shrunk and put in a lossy format.

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>green is cheaper and therefore slutier than red
kek

Di no al huachicol user
Lol

I can't fathom how, unless having something to eat is a blessing which is something i can understand.

Olmecs just disappeared at some point basically and Mayan and Aztecs are often mixed up, anyway here, this animation is quite niche as fuck and barely has 5k views so share it around
youtube.com/watch?v=q1iw46fT2_o

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So, Megu is gonna eat the most spicy shit she can find while she pays each fast food chain with Aqua's ass and pussy, right?

I'm not sure, I'm Mexican and didn't hear that phrase before Japan put it there

>no one posted Diesel-chan
Jotos.

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She will have an explosion in her anus

user what are you doing to me!?

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Same here, it probably makes more sense in japanese.

>El shingon
Heh.

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are you serious?
that's a pretty common saying in Mexico.

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Megu from bad food or Aqua from hairy old spanish men in her ass?

>a pretty common saying in Mexico.
Depends where you live honestly. Mexico isn't a hivemind.

sure

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green-haired Pemex-chan may have the best ass, but I kinda prefer the redhair version.

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My family wasn't poor enough to deal with the browner Mexicans when they came here

They are both burger enthusiasts.

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Brown loli get!

I already knew before you posted this you were going to be some posh cunt then

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but they're not in burger land and all the food would be too dry for water goddess

I think some natives mysteriously disappeared despite having an empire.

Archeologists don't think think it is war because there would have been big ancient battlefields discovered. But then if it was disease, there should have been mass graves.

It's just a plain mystery. Settlements with people who just disappeared.

Any problem?

I do not like this thread

The Maria Trilogy.

Café Tacuba is great, dipshit.

this reminds me Shakugan no Shana Final (season 3) had Quetzalcóatl, Tlaloc, Tezcatlipoca, Chalciuhtlicue and Huitzilopochtli

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Is this a crossover where they meet Gohan Blanco and El Grande Padre?

Same here. I blame famine.

All the ancient humans who maintained high metabolic rate since childhood to old age had their genes removed from the population due to natural selection in the form of famine because slower metabolic rates increase survival rates during famines than those with high metabolic rates.

Sometimes survival of the fittest doesn't work out the way you expect it to work.

God should at least freeze us at 18 years old for 20 to 30 years before letting us age normally again.

Lemme tell you something, here in Mexico, no matter how healthy you are, you'll have a fucked knee and the belly of a 9month pregnant woman once you hit 30.
On the good side, your fucked up knee will let you know when it's going to rain.

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I got a fucked elbow since I was a child, it works pretty well at weather forecasting

Apparently we are one of the few countries that do not need a visa to get into Japan

>¡Ay Caramba! I must get under the wall to cross, pinche Trümp puto
>I'm almost there, I can hear the lawnmowers
*Carlitos impales his shovel into the ground to dig more*
*light starts emanating from the ground broken by his shovel*
>What the chi-
*The ground below breaks and Carlitos falls down*
*He wakes up isekai'd*

youtube.com/watch?v=3ssxMFelrS0

my fucking sides

Mexican food is good for hard working farming lifestyle but not good for modern lifestyle, sadly.

You smart Mexicans in this thread should create a company that sells or promotes Sparkling Water, instead.

Sparkling Water in some cases can break soda addiction and is usually more "healthier" than Coke.

I know it will take a good long while to break the Coke stranglehold on your country but it would be worth it.

Sparkling water can get your population to start drinking more water for people who consider water just too plain and boring to drink.

>this whole thread
We need to build a fucking firewall as well.

Sexy

>Apparently we are one of the few countries that do not need a visa to get into Japan
There are multiple restrictions that can deny you the ability to go though, the most common one is a criminal record but exceptions can be made.

> Americuck

>shitting on based luis miguel
youtube.com/watch?v=bBwJz9quNLg

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What sorta world carlitos falls into though.
what he'll do

>We
Do it yourself instead of always piggybacking off the work of others.

Do it gringo, we'll vault over it too.

there used to be 4 liter bottles some years ago but then the goverment banned them.

>we

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Montón de viejos pedófilos

what's the word for SJW in spanish?

topochico tastes like ass if thats what you are saying with sparkling water
in fact any mexican would not fucking drink sparkling water if it doesnt include alcohol in some shape or form

go back to the milpa

>Pedofilos
12+ is legal in most states, you just cant use the marriage scapegoat in Mexico, Oaxaca and Guerrero anymore.

Feminazi?

How does it feel you'll never experience Mexican romance?

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I really hate everything about the faggot who drew this thing, he's insufferable on twitter.

It sure is, David.

VR will eventually let me put half-breeds in my waifu. Hopefully.

amazon.co.jp/dp/4047350222/

twitter.com/moiraimoirai?lang=en

There could be some Yea Forums translators, interested.

Some Yea Forums translators focus on just translating comics from pixiv or twitter.

the translate could be "Justiciero Social" but the correct is "Puto"

let me guess, a Peñabot?

nuestra señora de mami blanco

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damn so far the first two work

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I've come to accept that I'm incompatible to any kind of human interaction.

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Mamacita

>implying this isn't kino
youtube.com/watch?v=LYEqxHGFFK4

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>Not El ちんごん

Fuck you, soda came out my nose.

Love between poor people is cute.

niños cucaracha

Just passing by, this was a good thread.

found the chicano

"Mental masturbation" turned into "Chairo" and has a similar meaning and use as SJW, but chairos are more political and about "Social change" than they are about trannies in bathrooms, they still believe all of it, tho

Well done! Do you mind terribly if I save?

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At least everyone can agree that mexican lolis > every other loli.

Not such thing exist in the spanish language.

It's mostly because much like Charlie, Aqua is only useful on VERY specific cases.

>aztec
>not mexica
you're doing it wrong user

Why would you care about a criminal record, you are not a criminal, are you?
Also, I think the limit for going to Japan without a work or student visa is like 90 days for Mexicans. Americans get like 15 days, I think.

Maricón

But when ya need them, ya need them

>3 months for mexifarts
>2 weeks for americans
Wew lad

wasn't it 6?

Don't worry I've been reading them for myself. They're pretty funny.

Chilangos.

OP 5 haves an 80's vibe to it

Baby with a torta bajo el brazo is the mexican equivalent to "born with a silver spoon in mouth"

Now that makes sense.

I think you are talking about both toltecs and teotihuacans. Quite the mystery

Now that's some actual shit I have heard

its 6 months, confirmed by their gov page themselves,US is 90days/3 months
mofa.go.jp/j_info/visit/visa/short/novisa.html

I fucking wish there was

110% accurate

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>thread is saged
lol why even bother? its near the 500 post anyway

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Mods, thank you for your service.

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Good thread, see you guys around.

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I like Mexicans. They're like a natural deterrent against niggers.

That was a good show.

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mexico is such a shithole and this meme was never funny since it only appeals to mexicans ie subhuman native scum

mexicans with visible spanish blood are cool though

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t. Inbred neckbeard

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This. I never truly liked mariachis, but that's because I fucking hate all the wind instruments in general. That's the reason I like rondallas better.

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remember that time when they ate mexican food in kyoukai no kanata?

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is this mole or enchiladas?

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Might as well share what i have before the thread dies

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Enmoladas.

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Its 6 months.

only thing missing is a mexican coke on the side.

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they said it was enchiladas though

this one is mole poblano though

Link that twitter about that lady jap in mexico blog

amazon.co.jp/dp/4047350222/

twitter.com/moiraimoirai?lang=en

>waaa! mi país da asco! denme atención oh poderosos gringos!
Y despues se ofenden si les dicen saltamuros, mexicano po wn

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nice.

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You know its true indio, go to put the caguamas in the fridge, its time to get pedo.

those are some characters I should know?
They are still good though if you draw them