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I think Yuno's spending a lot of time at her boyfriend's place now, that's odd that there's a smell

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Guys, both my roommates are jocks and they won't stop talking about bnha and snk. How do I get rid of them?

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Remember to keep the blinds downon floor 666

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But I have a husbando. Guess that makes you a fag.

as a resident of floor 420, no I don't know who can sell you weed nor does anyone else who lives on this floor
its just a number, for the love of god leave us alone

Guilty Gear tournament on floor 66

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please keep it down, I'm trying to brood about my existence in the moonlight

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user come pick up your faggot twink succubus or I swear to god I will call the fat bald landlord

Can everybody stop blaring their shitty ops In the middle of the night?

Is it the Z-ton twink succubus? Or the usual twink succubus? Somebody should hose down the sum crusted butthole of the later.

>go down to washing machine room
>countless girls washing high school uniforms
>shonen and magical girl protags all washing duplicates of exact same costume

I'm not paying until you get rid of these damn roaches.

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I think somebody stole my cat... Actually I think somebody abducted, and probably raped my cat. It's just a cat you disgusting freaks!

I fucked it to death. Sorry

well well well, what do we have here, an old bald fat and ugly men like me found a new "playground", let's see who i can start with

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No, no one wants to climb up 1000 flights of stairs to eat lunch on the roof with you

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cope harder originlet

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Elegen/tg/gentalman here, roll to search for traps on my floor.

Heeh? several lolis are missing? come on in then you won't find anything in this modest room 12 sir policemen.

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Last three digits is the floor you're on.
Elevator is broken

Rollan.

If every stall in every bathroom has an user eating lunch alone, are they eating together?

Anyone want a watermelon? Got a bunch from some dead guy's garden on the floor above mine.

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Why is there no one on floor 4? Wait did this apartment just skip floor 4?

Seeing as I'm a wizard, I have a teleportation circle in my room, and feather fall for when I want to get down. Put me on a high floor I care not.

Floor 323 here - literally rented the entire floor. Most of the doors are kept unlocked. I didn't furnish the apartments much but feel free to use them for game nights and watch parties. Farthest east door is my actual apartment - that one is locked. Have fun with the open rooms!

Apartment is actually in China; most buildings don't have a fourth floor due to superstition

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Just chilling out, don't mind me

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Hey faggot who live in room 120. Stop blasting your shitty 2hu music, i want to sleep fucker.

As the tenant of the 1000th floor, I urge you all to procreate.

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I'm putting together a team

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Go home user!

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But I live here!

OH FUCK, SHE'S BACK AGAIN, ANONS

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nobody here knew this

Not anymore!

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It's yet another useless bit of clutter preventing me from remembering anything actually useful

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fucking Kengo really shit the bed with the ending

>bu- but his father died when He was writing the last arc
alot of stuff could have stopped if the MC unironically fucked the girl before the last moment

>come home from work as a salaryman
>walk up to entrance
>see some shonen protag practicing his martial arts or whatever on the walkway
>doesn't even seem to notice me, so absorbed in his training
>quickly walk around him just to get inside
Fucking asshole.

Im your upstairs neighbour I want you to know that it is vital to my wellbeing that I move the couch, beds and both closets around daily at 3 AM

What floor is Misato on?

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Are we all doing 'that' again tonight in my room, anons?

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Different apartment; penguins aren't allowed in this one

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What do the red lights mean again?

That scream sounded like it was just a few rooms away!

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The resident rape gorilla is released everyday at 1AM to rape everybody disobeying curfew. The red lights turn on every time it's let loose

I SWEAR THE NEXT FAGGOT I HEAR PLAYING PURURIN AT 3AM IS GONNA GET A COAT HANGER STUCK UP HIS ASS AND HANGED IN THE CLOSET FROM THE HOOK

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Have anyone gone to that bar that is supposedly on the basement? rumors says the barman can decant shit from the last floor to the bar with total precision.

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Yea Forums apartment here were crashing at your place

Succubi raid security warning.

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I know she is not a resident of the building but would it be alright to let my wife Chino stay a few weeks? Who do I need to notify to get permission?

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Somebody come put a cock in my ass

lolg/r9kfag, no homo. checking out Yea Forumspartments, need new boards. Yea Forumsoard was alright.

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I am afraid I will need to thoroughly inspect you wife Chino for security purposes.

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hello

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Guys I think the landlord is scamming us. How much are you paying for rent? If it's more than 100000 anime bucks you're getting scammed.

Dubs and the rape gorilla rapes your waifu.

>OJII-SAN YAMETTTTTEEEEEE

On the 489th floor--I can't find the stairs anywhere. Been here for around 2 months with no progress. Any anons on this floor?

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wow there was 2 months worth of food and water on that floor user?

*Opens door*

Sad the authorities are trying to take away our rape gorilla, claiming it's "unethical" to feed him humans and "evil" to train an animal into raping wrongdoers.

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"gets on the floor"

I've been paying him 20,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars, some pubic hair, a stolen pair of panties from one of my neighbours, and a vial of my semen every month

The true master lives on the 1001st floor.

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Fucking destruction of culture I call it! Our ancestors fought for the right to keep rape gorillas in civilian hands! The authorities can eat shit if they think their 'Handicap Assistance Gorilla' replacement is going to fly.

EVERYONE

Im gonna see how many floors I can penetrate with my 20mm apit

Can I install a cargo container on the rooftop and room in that?

Is floor 0216 available?

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Will the faggot who keeps blasting this everyday youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA

TO KEEP THAT SHIT DOWN TO A MINIMUM. MY SANITY CAN GO SO FAR.

watch jannies not delete&ban this thread with a non-anime picture because its popular. Two hours now. Fuck jannies.

This loli keeps knocking on my door and offering me free beer and rock cds. What should I do? She said she's bringing all her friends to our building.

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I'm gonna leave my Chocolate milk here for awhile. Can you guys watch it for me?

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I just took a diarrhea shit in your milk

>t. Autist locked in the apartment building dungeon

Newfaggot. These threads are part Yea Forums culture

*siiiip*

user, i got bad news for you...

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there is a hungry loli hanging on my balcony wat do?

Creampie.

Feed her your semen.

Why are you "people" so obsessed with these kinds of larp threads? Every board do them. "Hurr Yea Forums island" "durr Yea Forumsmpartment/" "fug /int/ isle/" and so on. Don't you have any actual friends to talk to? We are not your replacement for real social interaction. We are not a meaningful "friend" because you're a lonely autistic cretin. This board is not your zone to communicate your off topic needs.

Leave

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Ow, the edge.

Hello, newfriend autist.

You are no fun, you should refrain from posting in threads you don't like, it is that easy.

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This faggots gonna be mad when this thread gets 500 + replies

>helping to get 500+ replies
the man is based

>posting in epic thread

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>We
Get out fucking newfag

They're right you know. We have /soc/ for these kinds of threads. Don't bother @ing me, I don't talk with assburgers and gays.

>One Set of Stairs

I don't think I should have moved here

Would you stop being an obvious newfag and get out? This thread will get 500+ replies and mods and jannies will leave it up. Go cry somewhere else

Stop samefagging

You know what else gets 500+ replies in the blink of an eye before mods catch it?
CP threads. Should we start dumping that?

Guess who just came in for a visit

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Nice false equivalence

Cute and funny threads are the best.

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Mods willingly leave these threads all the time. If this wasn't your second day on Yea Forums you would know that. Why don't you go back to Yea Forums for another two years before posting because your newfag is showing too much

>calls other people autistic
>Can't get any real friends so he uses a board for anime and manga as his sole outlet for his off topic social community needs

Here you go newfag. We have these threads a lot. This one was up for more than 24 hours. So no mods did not "miss it". Your false equivalence is retarded and you need to gtfo

This, it's one of the few real Yea Forums culture threads, so it belongs here, just like LOL threads.

You know you could've just reported this thread you autistic fucks instead of bumping this thread.

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Stop samefaging

I vaguely remember reading a manga about some old guy with psychic powers fucking around and killing people in his apartment complex. Anyone know what it's called?

>lonely autistic cretin
>no social interaction
Sounds like Yea Forums to me bud, go jack off at your ymca or something

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>thread died before 500 posts
LMAO you sure showed me

DESU

>Thread stayed up for over 24 hours
>"these are off topic!!!!"
yeah I did. Get out newfag

Which one of you stole my underwear again?!

...

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me

>anonymous random internet people aren't a real substitute for actual friends
>OMG TEH EDGE DONT HURT ME LIKE THIS
You need to get out and socialize more often, user.

You're not seriously using mods on Yea Forums as a benchmark of allowed stuff? Those guys are more often than not huffing their tendies than doing their jobs. Unless you mean to imply that thinly veiled off topic political faggotry too is allowed.

thread derail in 3...2...1...

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>neighbor blaring lucky star op 24/7

Did you really have to skip Evangelion you retarded faggot i hope your ears bleed

why does floor 420 smell bad and makes my head feel funny.

>floor 19 is drenched in lewd liquids

How this is ANIME or MANGA? fack off with your RP shit -_-

ｳｯｰｳｯｰｳﾏｳﾏ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

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>-_-
Yikes

>Yikes
Yikes

>its just me and a brown loli up on floor 986
>nobody enters this floor and yet my packages keep getting stolen
Why did all the dark skins get placed high up?

>>Yikes
>Yikes
Yikes

They need the height for tossing gays off

Whoever left their loli on floor 6 better take her before I decide to kidnap her and traffic her to some Congolese warlord

>darkskin
>tossing gays off

Wut

Not Yea Forums
Fuck off newfagg >:(

My wife Chino is so cute

But going up that many floors is pointless, they'll reach terminal velocity way before they hit the ground.

As long as you admit Rize is bestgirl

>traffic her to some Congolese warlord
Bring her on up to floor 49, senpai. Got some room left in my slave cage

Can never be too sure

Floor 75 is the cool kids floor
no RP here
ladies welcome

Floor 4 is hidden, you need to be a dead character to access it.

S'long as you got the greens she's yours

Uhh... I got like 5 dollars

Hey, she better has her cherry intact or i'm not paying you nothing.

Welp sorry, user
Cant help you

>not being able to buy a Shaft designed house

Yeah, sure user
Money's the only thing I'm interested in so she's not spoiled in any way

When uploading to the local network, be sure your shit is properly tagged.

*ding dong*

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Can i rent several rooms and tear down the partition walls to accomodate my waifu(s)?

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go away im not home

Come in

Please don't dump CP, otherwise the entire damn Yea Forumspartment is gonna get rangebanned. And you all know what happened last year.

Why does he live on the roof?

Don't worry, instead, we dump 1000 gopniks in the basement and record them beating up the basement monster, then broadcast it to all the floors above for viewing pleasure.

Maybe his butt hurts.

tadaima...

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Only good answer.

Easy access to suicide

I JUST ESCAPED THE PREVIOUS BUILDING WHY THE FUCK AM I IN THE Yea ForumsPARTMENT AGAIN?

Remember, you're here forever

I do not recognise the bodies in the water.

Okaeri!
Would you like dinner, a bath or... me?

You first.

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Dozo.

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You're all welcome to come over and have dinner with me and my wife.

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Don't mind us, just looking for a better life on the top floor.

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Hop in P-san, we're going idol hunting.

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w-why the gun though

Cheeki Breeki idol hunting.

MIRRORS ON THE CEILING
THE PINK CHAMPAGNE ON ICE

slow idols don't sell so good