Is Kazuma a homosexual? how could anyone sleep next to a literal goddess and not fuck her

it was early in their adventure, i guess he hadn't come to truly despise her yet

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>watching light novels

Aqua's one of those bitches who'd start loving it halfway through then try to act like she hated it and hates you but before too long would be dripping at the thought of being penetrated so vigorously again and would try to manipulate you into fucking her like an animal again without directly asking for it.

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Bitch is crazy. She has more modesty asleep in bed than walking around.

Would you fuck a dog?

Kazuma is very rude to Aqua

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What's funny is that he outright stated if she weren't a qualified retard and a stuck-up bitch on top of that he'd be seriously into her, it's just that he actually finds her personality so incredibly unattractive (can't blame him too much there) that he just can't get hard for her in spite of her cute face, big tits and fat ass.
I do personally think that the story would be better if they had occasional semi-casual hatesex to blow off all the steam that gathers between them, it would explain how they can even stand eachother's company after all this time.

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I swear in an edgier anime they would definitely be fucking each other considering how close they act all the time

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No, Konosuba's just saving himself

what is this ahaha
you guys crack me up im going to call him konosuba from now on

kazuma is a shitty person but he is not shinji and is not going to jerk off to a sleeping person

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He's not a rapist OP.

Dumb Aquaposter

That would actually be a fantastic touch to this story. It's wierd that they literally just despise eachother. Hooking up would at least give them some kind of mutual interest in oneanother.

It would certainly explain why they act so close yet
hate each other if they occasional fucked secretly every so often

Why would anyone sleep with this useless cunt?

Way, way too much ass.

She's such an utterly dislikable person that he really only tolerates her because he knows he can't get rid of her.

Pretty sure it's illegal to rape anyone.

Because her ass is big

because she's retarded

and i mean like, literal down-syndrome retarded.

would you have sex with a down-syndrome girl if she were hot? probably not, or at leas the vast majority of men wouldn't.

Not in Pakistan

but in the case of someone mentally deficient, in other words mentally a child, even with consent it would be statutory rape. Aqua is a 3 year old in the head

Shes not Kazuma’s type.

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What's the one where he gets Aqua pregnant? I can't find it.

She dumb, but not retarded. She's your average teenage white girl airhead.

>sleeping with thots

If I swapped places with Kazuma and Aqua came crying to me as usual thinking I was still Kazuma, I would act like him and say "Kazuma desu" but then grab her by the shoulders, which wouldn't be that strange for her yet, as she's probably expecting me to hit her.

Instead of hitting her as the normal Kazuma would, I would forcefully turn her to the side and bend her over, making her butt cheeks peek out in full from her tiny fluttery microskirt. She would ask "K-Kazuma?" and I would respond with "Kazuma desu" to quickly bring her back to familiarity for a second. She would yell at me about what I'm planning but wouldn't move back to upright position and stay bent over, thinking everything is still fine.

That's when I run my middle finger up her butt crack. She would suddenly realize something was off about this Kazuma, and ask me what's going on. I respond by running my finger around her anus in circles, Aqua being too surprised and shocked to move. I tell her "A little dry for a water goddess." then quickly shove two fingers inside her butthole.

To be continued...

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I saw a thread exactly like this one about a month ago, except OP asked "why is Konosuba such a closet faggot?" and I've just been calling him konosuba ever since

A person's nobility can be determined by their attitude towards sacred things. Lesser men would seek to subvert, defile, destroy or appropriate the sacred and the beautiful while nobler souls souls would give the Holy the respect it is due. Kazuma, Noble as he is, chooses to treasure his Goddess and unleash his base instincts only on other humans.

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dont

Didn't that dude say God is dead?

please even Nietzsche would have tapped that blue retard

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Yeah because we killed him.

>him
good thing he's dead. all males should just die

if god was a cute girl like aqua on the other hand i wouldn't kill her

Filling Aqua with semen is a noble and sacred act. There is no greater way to show respect.

Too stupid to be attractive

Kazuma isn’t into aqua because like many other anons have already said she is retarded. If anything Kazuma is most into Darkness, but he finds it hard to justify his lust because all of the women in his life are degenerates in some way shape or form. Deep down Kazuma just wants to have a normal girlfriend, because he’s generally a normal guy.

Nietzsche was a committed NEET and incel. He would never lay with a woman, much less a goddess.

>couldn't get a normal girlfriend on earth
>now surrounded by women on isekai world
>still wouldn't bang any of them and wants a normal girlfriend

How stuck up is this guy? What a piece of shit.

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burg

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Not if their pupils turn into hearts. Just ask any lawyer.

he's based

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she being braindead is a turn off for him, aparently

And a bitch.

>is Kazuma a homosexual
It's even worse than that, OP. He's an anime MC.

continue

no such thing, user

He doesn't want to stick his dick in the crazy.

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>then quickly shove two fingers inside her butthole.
Anybody who's ever stuck something in an ass will understand why this is gross

It's Aqua, doofus. Her butt is clean.

What does it feel like?

t. Fearghail McGuinness

Not good enough to be worth it
Unless the girl is white, vaginas feel far better

>Unless the girl is white, vaginas feel far better
Is this what they call... based?

Yeah, she was still awake when he did it

Unironically I would like that from a character writing standpoint and not just a cumbrain one.

Im calling Him konosuba from now on

>most into Darkness
>literally propositioned by Darkness
>literally insisted upon by Darkness asking if "she won't do"
>still declines

Your virginity is showing user

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For what it's worth, you can always headcanon that that's what's going on off-screen.

Based

Virgins seem to have a fixation with girl anuses as they get older. They stop focusing on the vagina and instead constantly think about the anus.

Why does Kazuma peruse Megumeme of all people?
Aqua, despite being a retard is still a Goddess
Darkness is wealthy and a member of the aristocracy
Megumin is a malnourished poorfag who prostituted herself for bread crusts

They clearly are unaware that girls actually poop

Megumin is of a race of magical waifus constructed by a fellow Japanese NEET, it's literally made to appeal to him.

Then he should go after YunYun

For exactly that reason, dumbass. One day Konosuba will end and Darkness and Aqua will be fine, but Megumaymay will have NOTHING going on. It is Kazuma's duty as the protagonist to give her an actual ending.

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All the Crimson Demons have a social defect and it varies between all of them. Megumins is being Chuuni. YunYun's is being friendless.

Her personality us so repulsive that it turns him off
Later it's explained that like demons, goddesses are genderless beings

Doesn't stop Eris from lusting after Kazuma and interfering between him and Megumin.

The women he's surrounded by are legitimately awful people

I thought they were an entire race of chuuni.

Because he wants a relationship not just sex.

Kazuma please that's your own head canon

>genderless but manifest physically as a hot female human with an impeccably clean lower intestine and semi-functioning vagina (full physical replication but cannot give birth)

i see no issue

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They are an entire race of chuuni that were quite literally third place gacha prizes

The fuck are you talking about? I'd pay real money to be able to cum inside megumeme she was engineered to appeal to us weebs made by a fellow weeb NEET

She'd basically be a talking annoying ass onahole, even Depravatina is way better

Literally this Kazuma has an internal monologue about how she's the most sane out of the 3 and straight up wife material

She also is the one to take relationships the most seriously and invest in them.

She's literally the only one that defends scumzuma and actually gets really worried whenever he is AWOL

See pic related

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He didn't jerk off to her, he was just jerking off.

He did try though!

Based meme girl. She's not best girl but she's best girl for Kazuma

>black belt around her throat
A choker then?

No it's a black belt in dicksucking.

Yes

warm, dry, and overrated

She's also the only one who gives a fuck about his past because she wants to know more about him as a person and is actively helping him move past the shit that made him fall into NEETdom.

I wouldn't say she combats his NEETdom (half her village is NEETs anyway), since she say the thing she likes most about him is how unabashedly honest he is with himself, and will straight up to crooked, shady or cowardly things.

Aqua is going to win. meguminfags are delusional and on suicide watch.

What if a bitch really pisses you off?

>half her village is NEETs anyway
And she looked down on them despite being one herself after graduating

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Nah she started training to become the greatest of the Crimson Demons obviously.

NEETdom is separate from its causes.

Literally a NEET by Crimson Demon society standard

Adventurers are by default NEET, though. At the very start he and Aqua actually worked construction jobs, so they weren't NEET, then. If anything Megumin has made him an AdventureNEET.

Training is not NEET. She competed for the office of Chief, too, but decided to let it go in favor of YunYun, while still killing the Bomber Majin.

an adventurer wouldnt be classified as a neet but a freeter

t. hasn't read explosions

t. Doesn't know what the N and T in NEET stand for.

Actively job searching for a month or two after graduation isn't what people mean when they say NEET, tourist.

>and actually gets really worried whenever he is AWOL
Wasn't Aqua the one who was hurt the most when he abandoned the party to dick around with Iris?
At the very least she didn't immediately forgive him like the other two

Pissed off /= worried.

>a month or two
She was a NEET like Bukkororii

Honestly if and when Megumin cares about anything relationship related is super compartmentalized to when the author feels like using the romance to write a scene or not.

I think Konosuba is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills demons and doesnt afraid of anything

How is that different from any other character trait?

Generally you'd assume she would equally care in the same situations.
When Kazuma is alone with a girl and one time she cares and another she doesn't, when Kazuma is leaving on a trip without her and one time she cares and one time she doesn't and they don't even have a special farewell and all that it just becomes obvious that the guy isn't great at writing romance (evidenced by him asking everyone he could for help on how to write it) and is just using it as a convenient scene filler he can tap into at will but without consistency.

you misunderstood that scene, he tried to jerk off to her, he couldn't

Oh boy.

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Try a more convincing lie next time.

What? That was Megumeme who got angry at Konosuba for leaving the house to lick Iris' clit for like a week, she even got jealous as fuck when she heard her calling him Onii-sama

Even your family and friends disagree with you, Megumin

According to the average virgin Yea Forumsnon
>woman in anime had sex with someone she loved in the past
>a fucking whore and impure used goods
>man in anime isn't a womanizer that would bang every single girl in his path whenever he gets a chance and instead only wants pure love with one single girl
>How stuck up is this guy? What a piece of shit.
I really fucking hate the people in this website sometimes

But she always does care, the issue is how big of a fuss she wants to make about it. Her scenes in volume 12 demonstrates that perfectly. She's always been concerned about Kazuma and Iris, she just doesn't throw a significant fuss about it until she starts feeling that Kazuma really might just leave her for Iris. Conversely she doesn't make as big a fuss when Darkness is involved because she respects her as a friend and companion and, realistically, probably doesn't think of her as a serious threat to her.

Also she's smart enough to know that throwing a fit whenever Kazuma does something she doesn't like is just going to drive him away.

What are you, new?

women are objects and currency

What does that have to do with anything?

A fortress is judged by how many soldiers she repels.
A soldier is judged by how many fortresses he captures.

I'm old enough to be sick of this autistic shit being pushed so hard by retarded otakus that we can't have realistic scenarios of regular teenage girls having sex at the age where most people lose their fucking virginities

have sex

YOU have sex dude lol

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I already do it all the time with your mother

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dont say that i love my mother very much she is a very good, wise and caring mother

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goddess who is useless is hardly a goddess

Human beings are not fortresses. While the romance of loving your high-school sweetheart forever and ever is very nice, most people are unable to find a partner they are truly satisfied with on the first try.

In other words, real life is not like anime. I too wish I had a tall pettanko heroine with long flowing black hair that loves autists like me and is a pure virgin waiting for me to take her. Alas, we're stuck with 3DPD, and it's stupid to compare real people to fantasies in my head.

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Have you ever considered searching for such scenarios outside of shows aimed at teenage boys?

>thinking a tough love relationship only works if your fucking all the time

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forced meme, but it's not a bad one

As if even seinen wouldn't be plagued with retards that are like this all the time. Fucking straight up hentai and JAV get affected by purityfags sometimes.

my dick reverses cause and effect

>Alas, we're stuck with 3DPD, and it's stupid to compare real people to fantasies in my head
On the flip side, it's also stupid to complain that shows aimed at fulfilling the teenage fantasy have heroines that are beautiful pure virgins.

Why in the fuck are you searching for "realistic" relationships in hentai and JAV?

Not him, but he was complaining about anons who complain when girls have sex - not about shows were they don't. There's nothing wrong with living that fantasy in fiction, but there is something wrong with losing your mind when fiction doesn't follow that fantasy.

Does your dick perhaps go by the name Gae Bolg?

Suspension of disbelief is important user

Yeah absolutely. Like I said I love my pure pettanko heroines. I was responding to the post about fortresses and soldiers.

ITT: Yea Forums couldn't get away with a mildly misogynistic comment

the rainbowhaired tribe already won

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>Fucking straight up hentai and JAV get affected by purityfags sometimes
Of course they fucking are, JAVs and hentai aren't exactly made to explore the intricacies of the human condition, they are made to get people's rocks off.

>Pedobait
>Literally the most boring character of the entire cast
>MUH EXPLOSION XD
Japanese and their shit taste as always.

>my suspension of disbelief is broken if everyone involved in a hentai isn't an experienced sexual carnivore.

You're fucking delusional. Most people here have sensible views and are having a fairly reasonable conversation. People not parroting stupid shit about women doesn't mean that Yea Forums has been "taken over".

Why not Chris instead?

At least you're not using the locks and keys metaphor, but you're still using a stupid metaphor to justify your shitty double standards.

keep arguing for the sake of fictional 2d girls, white knight

Thats even worse. What relevance that does have in a series where everyone involved is a confirmed virgin?

Right, sorry, I forgot what thread this was for a second. It's the opposite in this specific case - Kazuma doesn't have to offload his virginity at first opportunity if he doesn't want to. The point being the different standards are dumb.

Go whine on tumblr, maybe they'll give more of a shit.

See

yeah right. Rainbow mangled dick corps can suck a fat juicy fart for all we care. They always think they win only to find out they lost in every way. its sad really.

No but actually. Yea Forums and Yea Forums and general push this weird backwards way of thinking about women that is exactly the shit that will keep them kissless virgins forever. In 3D land 90% of normal women are not virgins past the age of 18. 21 if you’re being optimistic. Anything less is misinformation and being naive. Women love attention, and women also can get sex much much easier than the common man because they have the right to choose and the demand is always there, especially in this day in age of constant attention drip feed that is social media. Pop culture and american media along with other factors make women grow up faster more now than ever, along with the ease of access of birth control and contraception.

>TL;DR - Get outside more, take care of yourself, and keep the internet meme-ry to a minimum
Don’t let Yea Forums brainwash you into being a wizard and take everything these faggots say with a grain of salt. Just come for the shitposts, don’t make Yea Forums your IRL personality or extension of self.

Hmm. I feel like something is being lost here. I'm not the same user who had to say this last time but I'll say it now: Women aren't fortresses. It's telling that in that classification only the men have agency. Women can do whatever the fuck they want and have no responsibility to protect their equivalent to something you're happy to lose. Though frankly as a matter of personal preference I wish both men and women were a bit more reserved about it, it's still not my choice to make.

I didn't want it to come to this but I guess you've forced my hand. What I'm trying to say is, have sex.

Where did these life advice dumb fucks come from?

We're talking about konosuba not how to get laid. Fuck the fuck off.

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FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY GODDAMN OPINIONS
I'LL BECOME AN ALMIGHTY WIZARD AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.

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Th-Thank you kindly..I am starting to see the light now!

this thread got derailed

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what the shit is even going on here?

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You're missing the point. The point is that there are specific biological differences between men and women which is why they are compared to different things. Unless all of humanity is replaced with a race of hermaphrodites capable of both impregnating and bearing children at the same time, complaining about there being differing standard is just as ridiculous as complaining why dogs aren't capable of running for office like humans.

>discussing about virgin purity morals n shit in a thread about an anime of a guy that sexually harasses women

Reminder that Konosuba doesn't mind killing women (you will see it soon in the movie)

Define women.

*analogy

Autism.

Go back to your real world fag. Sex is overrated as fuck. I would rather go out and do hiking than have sex with a 3dpd

So what biological difference makes women naturally comparable to an inanimate defensive structure? (Also the analogy's still really shit because fortresses are still manned by many soldiers and no soldier can possibly capture even a single fortress on his own.)

Because Japanese people are shy about romance, that's why.

Be grateful faggot your mother and father not being incel faggots is what brought your dumb ass onto this planet. It is because you exist in the real world that you get to fantasize about 2D.

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Miserable pile of secrets
Whatever fag, Kazuma will still call Aqua useless and continue sexually harassing like an incel and people still find it funny.

i didn't ask to be born into the 3d realm

for all i know i must have been a denizen of the 2d realm before forcefully isekai'd into this rotating trash dump of a planet. it'd explain a lot of things

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for me, it's darkness

>So what biological difference makes women naturally comparable to an inanimate defensive structure?
The burden of pregnancy falls disproportionately on women. Biologically this encourages women to be more selective about whose children they want to bear. This is why the analogy compares them to a defensive structure which purpose is to to selective about who they let through the gates/ keep out all those who are unworthy(whatever the definition of worthyness you choose to follow).

Conversely the cost of bearing children is very low for men, so biologically men are encouraged to have children with as many partners as they can, or take many fortresses in this analogy.
>(Also the analogy's still really shit because fortresses are still manned by many soldiers and no soldier can possibly capture even a single fortress on his own.)
Well yes, that's why it's an analogy and not a statement of fact. Do you not get how analogies work?

For the same reasons thots are turnoffs.

That's not even the reason men have a massive biological imperative to avoid sluts. It's because when a woman gets knocked up, she knows it's her genes. However, a man doesn't have that guarantee so they're programmed to value faithfulness and virginity in order to actually pass on their genes instead of wasting a shitload of time raising a child that isn't theirs.

I'm talking from the woman perspective, not the man perspective.

Not that it really matters since the main point of the analogy is that selectivity/ exclusivity is valued in women whereas promiscuity is valued in men.

>Still misses due to E rank Luck

She's a living, breathing chuuni with real powers to boot. That's literally her only flaw as a functioning human being and nearly every NEET's wet dream. She's the LEAST broken chick of all his companions.

Despite having Aqua as his side, Kazuma's wealth only increases. You think Darkness's little fortune is enough to make him care?

Darkness sounds awesome until you realize you have to constantly worry about her running off with the next scumbag that catches her eye, and that's assuming she doesn't just get bored one day and jump into a nest of tentacle slimes or something.

This.

I'd say she'd be great for a lay in the hay but not wife material, but she's literally the only girl that comes with serious consequences for sticking your dick in, owing to her being a noble.

I am pretty sure the fortress lets a large number of allied soldiers inside every day.

>whereas promiscuity is valued in men.
Not really.

I'm not interested in men, but if I were I'm sure I would prefer one who wasn't a total man-slut.

A girl once falsely accused me of rape and after a very stressful courtcase i managed to prove my innocence, then 1 month later i actually raped her for real and she couldn't do anything about it

>Unless the girl is white
...explain

not in india if you marry them

>missing the point this hard

Aren't all men rapist according to modern feminism?

My man.

Yeah, sure, that'll be why every single time the Genghis khan descendents thing is brought up everyone thinks that's awesome.

>uses an analogy to defend his point
>the analogy obviously fails on both sides
Don't go poetic if the metaphor works even worse than the actual thing.

This thread is the purest form autism i've seen in awhile, holy shit.

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>this analogy doesn't hold water if you treat it like it's describing a literal situation.
>this makes it a bad analogy.

Are you retarded?

No, it just fails directly at the point you trying to make, and fails much harder than the original thing you were trying to prove. So it's actually an OK analogy, it simply supports the opposite view.

Nobody thinks that's awesome. It's the "rape" part of "rape and pillage". He was an awful person.

>Nobody thinks that's awesome
[citation needed]

Genghis Khan also killed millions, which may suit the mongol lord, but isn't really an useful example to follow for simple men.

Correction: Sexist bastards think that's awesome. It's impressive in a sense, I'll give it that, but that doesn't make it good. He's pretty far from what a real man should be striving to be.

Opposite view of men and women are judged by different standards? Literally how?

Perhaps not, but you're lying to yourself if you think most men don't want to be him.

Why the fuck do you think the Conan "what is best in life" quote still gets thrown around to this day?

Your post seems to answer to something else, but anyway
>Opposite view of men and women are judged by different standards?
If they are opposite, then the standards are literally opposite too. Also
>opposite
Not really.

very cute Aqua

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Dude you were the one who brought up the support the opposite view thing, which is why I'm completely baffled as to how that analogy can be taken to support there being no double standards.

Some men will dream of a harem, and some will wish for a dream waifu. Probably true for women too, in a fantasy world some will prefer One True Person, and some will wish to be a master seductress. Both will wish for wealth and power though.

>it's prestigious for men to fuck around and for women to be chaste! that's because men are soldiers and women are fortresses
>but fortresses are manned by thousands of soldiers every day, meanwhile it's much rarer for a soldier to visit a large number of them
>dude, you fail to grasp my analogy!

>this analogy doesn't hold water if you treat it like it's describing a literal situation.
>this makes it a bad analogy

It's a bad analogy because it proves the opposite of what you want to prove (and does it directly with the analogy main point and the discussion main point).

A series about comedy and most doujins are about Kazuma raping Megumin generates these types of discussion, shitposting are truly unpredictable.

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I'd say it is fairly predictable today.

gentle loving rape

There it is again. How exactly does it go against the idea that men an women are judged by different standards? Or, to put it another way, what exactly is the point you think this analogy is trying to prove?

She’s so profoundly mentally retarded she can’t consent

This series only produces wholesome boners of the heart

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Hownu.ru

They’re all awful though
>narcisistic idiot
>masochist who wants someone that hates her
>FBI OPEN UP

women are the niggers of gender, always have and always will be, fuck off with your delusions

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Just off the top of my head I know of four doujins where a fat bastard/ tentacled monster/ Kazuma comes across Megumin after she casted her explosion and proceeds to have their way with her,and I can probably find a whole lot more with just a cursory search.

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I like Aqua.

What's an fbi? Is that something you can eat?

They may be, but that does not mean the standards would be significantly different or opposite.
>what exactly is the point you think this analogy is trying to prove?
The original post?
>A fortress is judged by how many soldiers she repels.
>A soldier is judged by how many fortresses he captures.
Which isn't actually a good point due to Come to think about it, the woman-fortress thing may make a fantasy setting. It just will be some type of otome harem story.

Have some ass for your good taste

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Listen buddy, if she gets heart pupils it's not rape.

>this analogy doesn't hold water if you treat it like it's describing a literal situation.
>this makes it a bad analogy.

I bet you're the kind of person who thinks that you're awfully clever for thinking up a third solution to the trolley problem.

My face belongs there

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

user, I think you need to learn some human anatomy.

A happy death indeed
Aqua is very sane, don't insult the Goddess

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This analogy does not hold water because it shows the opposite of what you want it to show. And it does it not via some insignificant detail blown out of proportion, but via the direct main point comparison.

Its been 3 weeks and counting since volume 16 was released and still no sign of translations, although one Megumin short story was released 2 weeks ago.
The only spoilers we have is Kazuma doesn't want to have sex without Aqua around.

>because it shows the opposite of what you want it to show
You can repeat this all you want but it doesn't actually mean anything unless you can demonstrate that the statement somehow supports that men and women are judged by the same standards.

>not via some insignificant detail blown out of proportion, but via the direct main point comparison.
Are you fucking thick or do you genuinely not understand what an analogy is?

First strike gets advantage
Dorkness should have asserted herself earlier

Funnily enough Darkness gets both of her romantic volumes first but still manages to let Megumin steal a march on her.

Based

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That statement implies a very specific difference of standards (not some abstract difference of standards which may mean anything).
>Are you fucking thick or do you genuinely not understand what an analogy is?
It is pretty clear:
men ~ soldiers
women ~ fortresses
men having sex with women ~ soldiers manning the fotressess

Yes becasue the line goes "a soldier is judged by how well he mans a fortress."

Oh wait.

cool story bro

ok pedophile homosexual

If he will not man the fortress well with his comrades, then he is useless, so yes. Same with fortress repelling soldiers - if she will choose one soldier and repel the rest of the allies, it will be quite an useless fortress.

>this analogy doesn't hold water if you treat it like it's describing a literal situation.
>this makes it a bad analogy

Anons speedreading once again, oh no!
Guy meant that spooky hell ain't enough tog et people to behave these days so gov should be our source of moral authority but they suck so we turn to konosuba.
In other worlds he said that Aqua is a goddess, literallly, and that you should follow her example and join axis cult.

Yes, this analogy does not hold water. In fact it does, it just proves the opposite of what you want it to prove. So... thanks?

It's the perfect analogy really. Once the soldier takes the fort, he has to;
Maintain the stone and woodworks else they become soggy and mossy.
Pack the lot on a cart and carry it halfway across the country when the fort wants to catch up with the castle friend (the one with the huge... tracts of land) from which quarry they were both sourced.
Manage and guard that big 'ol drawbridge to make sure no unsavoury types sneak in.
Feed and care for it's occupants.
Trust that the basement isn't full of big muscly barbarians that dug in from next door.
Manage all the politics that inevitably plagues the interior.
What does he get out of it? Maybe a safe place to raise a community if the fort is suited for it.

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See

Not really, no.

you see user
you gotta sell toys to pedos
and pedos are into megumeme
and pedos with money are often purityfags so she can't have canon sex
ye konosuba should end up with darkness as his trait is suppsoed to be not being harem protag and darkness and everythign really shouldnt be written into shitter to sell more megumeme merch, but pedos want to self insert into mc to imagine fucking their loli cuz otherwise it would be ntr, so you gotta have kazuma be with megumin but not fuck her untill very last volume.
And then he can dump her, marry darkness and have her suck him off every morning.

See

selling merch to pedos, that's literally it.
writer has to make up bunch of shit and bastardise all the other characters to make it work, but his publisher demands it.

Well, the anime fixed this plothole by making her (and eveyone else's) tits sag. It would be like fucking a grandma.

>What does he get out of it? Maybe a safe place to raise a community if the fort is suited for it.
Guess so. Although he may also have a huge fortress fetish.

ye user, and you know why?
because you gotta force it veery hard so pedos can have their perfect waifu, that will love you unconditionally for being shit rando and give you free handjobs while others will be fucked over by popularity vote driven writing.

Fortress does not defend itself, defending is done by soldiers within the fort.

Don't fuck doges. They're men's best friends.

Big buttresses are pretty hot desu

> sides = gone

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>Missing the point this hard

Is Aqua pee automatically purified into a water? What about her poop?

You are not the fortress to siege your secret points.

> what is a metaphor

SCUMzuma

>Wah wah why doesn't anyone like the perverted slut
>Must be because of the pedos

Unbelievably based

A metaphor is like a fortress - if you will go too meta, yo may fall from the tower.

Ah, it's like when someone on Yea Forums accused me of shitposting, so now I shitpost without any restraint.

Holy fucking shit how new are you

Scumzuma knows the solution to this problem
Dropkicks

You're not supposed to take advantage of the mentally challenged.

epic
Nietzche has to be the most speedreaded mangaka of all time

god why are there so few doujins of kazuma impregnating his party

because impregnation is a boner killer.

>implying
nothing beats consensual baby making

Baby making sure, fucking preggo women, less.

I never said anything about fucking pregnant women not that I would mind

No, pregnancy is. Impregnation in and of itself isn't.

Cringe.

Absolutely based

why are you gay?

>he killed millions
To save billions

Heh, same thread for me.

Make it about fortressses vs battering rams instead and it will work.

everytime i see this picture i cant stop thinking about the composition

Go away Abe