>has infinite lives
>doesn't try to pick up Elsa, the hottest girl ever
Why is Elsa so hot? Help.
Re:Zero wasted opportunities
Logan Evans
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Adam Wood
>going for the dry cunt
subaru might be retarded but not even he is as retarded as you are
Parker Jenkins
Even Evil Subaru from the Pride IF doesn't, and she fucking lusts after his dick.
It can be concluded Subaru a fag.
Jason Cox
Cape
Carter Torres
Anthony Thomas
Elsa is literally the sexiest anime character I've seen. From the "ara ara" to her bestial nature and amazing body.
Alexander Roberts
Autistic witch suggested him to go through countless loops to explore opportunities and bath in degradation.
Sadly, Satella fucks us over with loops so it's not really viable.
Isaiah Baker
He’s got oneitis and she’s a murder, and dying sucks
Ethan Phillips
>he was supposed to explore opportunities and bath in degradation
Are you trying to tell me he's doing it all wrong?
Blake Jenkins
>Why is Elsa so hot?
Mamiko Noto
Jonathan Gonzalez
>dying sucks
That point is really stupid. Sure, for us mortals, that's terrifying and possibly super painful and all. But if you're able to do it over and over again, the pain becomes meaningless, if not to the contrary, you start to develop a liking, a fetish to it. Anything else is just stupid weaksauce written by some faggot who didn't think things through.
Henry Cooper
Oh shit it's depressing to realize I'll never get anyone as perfect as Elsa
Just look at her body
Dylan Cook
Is she the voice of literally every "ara, ara" character?
Kayden Garcia
depends. did she voice akeno?
James Walker
Crazy killer waifu is best waifu.
William Wright
Isn't that the plot of that anime where the guy can't die and best girl keeps stabbing him?
Brody Nguyen
No that's Shizuka Itou. Mamiko Noto has the softest, breathiest voice in anime.
Caleb Ward
>[Rem: Say “I love you”…]
>Rem spilled these words out with a faint, frail voice while looking up at Subaru.
>In her vision which had become blurred by the swell of tears that gushed up, she saw Subaru shake his head. After that, Subaru brought his face close to her and said,
>[Subaru: I love you(suki da)]
>[———–]
>[Subaru: I love you(daisuki da). Isn’t that obvious…If you aren’t with me, I can’t live on…]
>It was his true feelings. If you were to say that this was when he spilled everything out, that wouldn’t be an exaggeration and would be an accurate statement. If it wasn’t for her, he wouldn’t come this far. >If she were to disappear, he would not be able to live on.
>[Rem: Ahhh…I’m happy…]
>Accepting Subaru’s confession, Rem felt a tear alongside her closed eyes. Taking in Subaru’s words happily, her face quickly blushed. Soon after, it now really did seem that all power within her body had departed.
>[Subaru: Wait…]
>[Rem: I love you(aishiteimasu), Subaru-kun]
>[Subaru:Don’t fuck with me, stay by my side. You’re going to leave me with regrets again!?]
>Subaru could not bear to live in a near future where Rem would cease to exist. Along with knowing this fact since long ago, her existence still has become sooo much more important to him, compared to long ago. So,
>[Subaru: In the future where I talk while smiling, I need you…I don’t want this]
>[Rem: In that future, is it okay if I stay by your side?]
>[Subaru: ….Isn’t the answer obvious? I won’t let you go to anyone else’s side.]
>Wiping off her tears that were suspended on her eyelids, Subaru looked straight at Rem and said:
>[Subaru: You are mine. I won’t let anyone have you.]
>[Rem: Proposal accepted!]
>[Subaru: Heh?]
Raw Version ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/138/
WN Eng Version remonwater.wordpress.com/2016/09/20/rezero-web-novel-translated-scene-of-rem-feigning-her-death/
LN Yen Press Version pastebin.com/XPWB6xPr
Xavier Turner
That's a translation of a fucking Japanese fanfiction you fucking mentally ill piece of shit. Stop posting it. You are literally insane.
Jackson Stewart
see
Joseph Scott
>be Subaru
>have infinite lives
>doesnt enjoy Elsa's embrace while slowly being gutted
>doesnt want to bleed out in her arms while she suffocates him with her tits
>repeat
I want her to fucking stab me
Luke Perry
Eat shit you mentally ill cumbrain Remfaggot piece of shit.
Michael Foster
see
Luke Brooks
Subaru is gay dude
Ethan Martinez
Man, you truly are insane.
Isaac Wilson
There is literally no fan base worse then rem fags
Zachary Campbell
Nathaniel Wilson
They're all mentally ill cumbrains.
Owen Williams
Why is her midface so big?
Landon Bell
fuck off you mentally ill remspic. no one wants to hear about your fanfiction.
Noah Campbell
Do you have any proof of it being a fanfiction?
Henry Foster
Fuck off already. Seriously.
Caleb Green
Why does the idea of betting cut up turn me on but I cant stand guro
Carson Kelly
So you don’t?
Hudson Carter
We've told you many times already, you're just a shitposter.
Justin Gray
Am I really the shitposter? I never make the first post you know. All I ask for is you guys to substantiate the claim that the linked Web Novel in my post is fanfiction. It’s not that hard, all you have to do is post the real web novel and I would be destroyed and never would post that pasta ever again. Unless you guys are lying and what I post is actually the real web novel.
Joshua Bailey
I have explained it to you in every single thread before this one. I'm done with you.
Angel Smith
But you’ve never countered the fact that was posted in 2013. 3 years before the anime. 2 years before the LN, which the copies in my possession also contain the scene you declare fanfiction.
Lincoln Myers
You can see how the scene actually goes if you watch the anime. What you posted is a fanfiction written after the WN chapter came out.
Sebastian Powell
>pick up Elsa
Nigga how was he supposed to do that?
The bitch gets off by disemboweling people.
Ayden Ramirez
So where's the real Web Novel chapter then? I'd love to read it.
And so the LNs I have are fanfiction?
Do you see the problem here? I have print sources which outgun any lies you concoct.
Christian Thompson
Seek help.
James Thomas
And that makes me hard
Jonathan Gomez
Well good luck getting hard with your intestines jumping out of your stomach.
Nathan Brooks
Holy shit really? I didn't know she does edgy girls as well.
Liam Rivera
Does this "help" you mention have the location of the real Web Novel?
Xavier Diaz
Your only making me more erect
Isaiah Rodriguez
You're not supposed to snort the creatine user
Jonathan Mitchell
It's okay, OP. I also want girls like Elsa to fucking murder me and whisper sweet nothings into my ear as the lifeforce ebbs from my veins.
Blake Wood
Dominic Gutierrez
He can do it by being the edgiest motherfucker in town and saving her from that pretty boy faggot Reinhard.
One of the What-Ifs has edgy Subaru burn the kingdom to the fucking ground and kill everyone Reinhard cares about out of spite.
Cooper King
What a beautiful relationship.
Unfortunately, you'd have to try to think of a way to tell her of your infatuation with her killing you without triggering the Witch.
Then again, she is immortal, so you could possibly get away with telling her.
Jeremiah Perry