You are isekai-ed to a 2D world and you have the ability to stop time
What would be the first thing you'd do?
You are isekai-ed to a 2D world and you have the ability to stop time
Kayden Ross
Adrian Fisher
Sniff every tomboy spats.
Carter Hall
>Establish a living and a home by buying a piece of land you can farm on or by working to become part of the powerful elite
Because where are you suppose to take your JC wives home to when you don't own a house?
Logan Rogers
Become an Assassin for hire.
Rob Jewelery Stores, Military bases and randomly unlock every door in prisons when I'm bored.
Interrupt live speeches with grenades.
Find a Yandere to join me on my murderquest.
David Torres
Middle right, followed by right, left, then middle left.
Carter Collins
if time has stopped then you wouldn't be able to interact with anything
Christian Perry
stop time
Jacob James
>here comes that /sci/faggot
this is why no one goes there.
Mason Barnes
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
Jordan Brooks
A true man of culture
Jaxson Clark
what the hell is that, looks more like canned salmon than a changing room, with cows instead of humans as the animals inside
Easton Smith
Sometimes a post comes along and gives you hope that maybe this board has a future
William Turner
ok then rolo's time power where he influences other people's sense of time
Jace Reed
I stop the time.
Charles Myers
Dominic Lewis
Nolan Flores
how long can I stop time for?
Indefinitely? Or just for a couple seconds or a minute?
Oliver King
Learn
If I can stop time, then I can read a whole page in an instant, relative to everyone else.
Being able to do all your studying in a matter of seconds, all your testing, all your work, it would make you appear insanely intelligent, not to mention free up leisure time.
Jason Flores
ROOOOOOOAD ROLLAAAAAA DAAAAAAA
Oliver Cruz
>it would make you appear insanely intelligent
>implying people are gonna fancy any of this
you'll be shoot the next time you unstop time.
John Sanchez
FPBP
Jaxson Gutierrez
Take high-res photos of their pits, thighs, skindentation, etc.
Jayden Jenkins
That requires knowledge of the time stop ability retard. Nobody will realize what you're doing.
Nicholas Anderson
People would just assume you are one of those super autismos with perfect memory
Dominic Torres
Start going insane as turning into a 2D being must be hard to comprehend as a former 3D being.
Liam Foster
Become a hero.
Andrew Rodriguez
they're not gonna shoot you because of timestopping, they don't know about that, they're gonna shoot you for being an insufferable faggot. 100%. Withing the first five minutes.
No, you're missing the crucial psychological component here of only user knowing about his timewatch and feeling invincible and superior all of a sudden. People will not take any of this shit, no matter how sound it might be - as if people cared about any of that.
Carter Morales
Make this costume
Adam Hall
Rape.
Daniel Gutierrez
>everyone is a violent disckhole that kills someone with a bit of smugness
Projecting much?
Elijah Cooper
Put my penis right there
Eli Robinson
>a bit of smugness
>a bit
none of you faggots could handle a timestop watch. stop kidding yourself. and yes, people would get fucking violent immediately. even the grandma from down the street.
Levi Price
Do I age while distorting time?
Austin Harris
Turn on the TV and check to see if anime exists in the 2D world
Luke Howard
>people would get fucking violent immediately. even the grandma from down the street.
Imagine being this disconnected from reality
Evan Gomez
Do anime characters have depth perception?
Ayden Long
Steal money.
Henry Peterson
>discussing the inevitable sideeffects of timestop watches
>user, you're so disconnected from reality
Blake Wright
yes, they do, because 2D is a lie. It's all 2.5D.
>anons never noticed
just further proof you're all fucking retarded
Colton Gonzalez
I would yell out ZA WARUDO and quote DIO often.
Aside from that, probably won't change things much except how "fast" I do stuff.
Wyatt Murphy
I bend back and WRYYYYYYYYY
Alexander Flores
STOPMAN TO THE RESCUE
SAVING THE WORLD FROM THOTS
Andrew Ward
Acquire money. Acquire knowledge. Use said money and knowledge to advance humanity/technology to suit my needs. Probably at this point I'd also end world hunger and other shit like that. Acquire ideal physical form. Acquire cute wife, preferably JC/tomboy/tsundere.
Nicholas Reed
i would throw a bunch of knives and shout "za warudo"