What does this translate to?

nah it'd belong to satan forever

nagisa dies at the end of clannad

Welp guess I might as well watch the rest then.

Okaerinasai

here, thank you for clearing that up. So it's please come home?

Welcome home. Have you seen the episode?

WELCOMƎ BACK

One of the characters is malformed deliberately to hint at the passing of time.

I don't like it, no sir

Boku no hero, that is

Japanese is a dead language anyway. Who gives a fuck