Let's play a game-

Let's play a game-

Pick a piece of media, or real life event, and come up with a stupid light-novel title for it.

I'll start- my subject the Christian Bible-
>The Blood of the Miraculous Divine Saint, and the God's Chosen Followers

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>>The Blood of the Miraculous Divine Saint,
I don't understand.

>That Time I Invented Calculus At The Same Time As My Tsundere Osananajimi

I need this Jesus face shooped onto that painting.

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My diadochi can't be this cute!

My Nation is Fighting A War But We Also Supplied The Enemy With Arms?

Japanesism talking about Jesus being the Son of God. Also I'm assuming it's an adaption, so they throw in anime-isms to it, so the blood of Christ would have some anime power attached to it.
I need to know the story behind this.
Who'd be the MC?

>so the blood of Christ would have some anime power attached to it.
The blood of Christ has a lot of power attached to it in Christianity.
But you are talking about the Christian bible. And in that text the blood of Christ does not play a very big role. So your title is about something that is not in the text. Is that what you think LN titles are like?

>I need to know the story behind this.
Use Google
>Who'd be the MC?
Dubya

>That Time When 3 Became 1 And Nonsense Became Faith

Wait. Is this Afganistan, Colombia or Vietnam?

>I Couldn't Stop Thinking About My British Foster Father's Big White Dick, So I Burned Down My City and Tried to Start WWIII!!!

It's descriptive of more wars than could be counted.
People trade weapons. And sometimes people make war.

What might be different about the war that user might be thinking about is that in some wars, the USA specifically trained and equipped armies for their own use, and ended up opposing them later for some reason or other.

This Village Maid Is Only 16 Years Old But Now She's Saving France??!

My Art Student Who Failed, is Now the Fuhrer!?

Light Novel Titles aren't always the most on point. And like I said, I was thinking this would be an adaption with more focus on anime-isms than in source material.
Council of Nicaea? I'm wondering what kind of anime schlock that could get turned into. I'm intrigued.
Another title for a light novel.
On that note, I'm surprised there hasn't been a Joan of Arc anime yet.

newton and was it leibnitz or do I have my centuries wrong?

I Was Sent to Rise Up The Hebrews But Now I'm Their Saviour?

>On that note, I'm surprised there hasn't been a Joan of Arc anime yet.
No. No there's no fucking way someone is THIS out of the loop.
Please kill yourself out of Yea Forums immediately.

Is it Fate? I'm vaguely familiar with it, and how it has rampant waifu-ism and uses historical figures, but I couldn't get into it, and never bothered to look anything about it up.

Use Google.

a shitty eroge gatcha isn't a Jon of Arc anime, Fateshitter

There are several anime about Jeanne.

Rosalind Franklin: In a world filled with men, the discoverer of the double helix was a woman?

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Use a rope and off yourself faggot.

>implying there's only one
Watch more anime