What is the husbando equivalent of Rei vs Asuka?

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Edward and Jacob

Females are all a hivemind so they can never be divided on something.

But what about gays user
"no homo"

Came to post this

Very rarely women get divided into heated debates like a Rei vs Asuka. Women side with what they perceive as the dark handsome guy and only a vocal minority like the nice guy.

Both would be "nice guys" under shoujo standards

Imagine not being team vampire
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Reinhard and Yang

Eva fanboys are always arguing about Rei vs Asuka, but why don't Eva fangirls argue about Kaworu vs Shinji?

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Because girls fucking love Kaworu and fucking hate Shinji.

No one likes Shinji, user.

naruto vs sasuki

Shinji is only used as a self-insert, girls don't find him attractive.
That's why ships like Kaworu x Asuka and Kaworu x Rei are getting more popular lately, because people can't stand Shinji anymore.

because they are to busy shipping them together and being fujos

Girls lust for Sasuke and totally relate with Sakura. Naruto is cute but that's it

Japan agree with Khara's bullshit and believe Shinji is worse than x1000 Hitlers. Also he "killed" Kaworu, Japan's husbando

Definitely wrong

Yuki vs Kyo

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>Because girls love Kaworu fucking Shinji.

Fixed that sentence for you. Had to take out a couple of words.

Bakugo and Todoroki

Light Yagami and L Lawliet.

Norman vs. Ray. Though to be fair, Rayfags are on Norman’s side, so it’s a wash.

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>and only a vocal minority like the nice guy.
So like Asukafags then.

Char Vs Amuro

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Fanboys like Light more than fangirls do though. They prefer L by a pretty big margin.

In the old days, I would have said Hiei and Kurama. Nowadays? Who knows.

In general though, girls don't tend to fight over "which boy is better". All you get from winning an argument about how A is better than B is another "rival".

>usually girls self insert into the female self insert character
>they self insert into Deku

Kek

Isn't Norman the overwhelming favorite though?

Nah Satan, nowadays even girls would rather pair Kaworu with Asuka or Rei because they can't stand Shinji either

if Kaworu fucks Rei do you think it bring third impact? they need to do that with Lilith's body?

>if Kaworu fucks Rei
Literally what happened in EoE, yes it caused third impact. Lilith + Adam is called the forbidden union.

Kaworu on this movie was technically an eye on the hand of Gendo, Gendo put his hand inside Rei and Rei take it from him and joined her original body again.

Kaworu died and not used his dick at all.

Maybe Gil vs Kotomine

Kaworu was in Gendo's hand when he stuck it through Rei's pussy, and then Fuyutsuki says Adam/Lilith have done a forbidden union, a clear metaphor for sex. That's why it looks like he's buttfucking her in the later scene when they're both big.

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Yes, but even if Ray has a small fan base, it’s vocal.

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When you're right, you're right.

>white haired bishounen
>not gay
>doesn't get beheaded
wtf shirai, I was expecting a Kaworu clone.

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very nice art! 10/10
I think Fatsuka did something too.

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Yeah...this was fun but now that the "kids" are playing around here we're very close to another outbreak.

because 3DPD don't have souls

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Stop

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Wolfgang and Reuenthal

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Guts and Griffith

Asuka vs Rei threads are very divisive while women often fawn over one husbando only and dismiss the other guy, except for the token feminist that take feminist seriously instead of just a fad and denounce the popular husbando for being abusive and all that shit

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>In general though, girls don't tend to fight over "which boy is better". All you get from winning an argument about how A is better than B is another "rival".
I read the other day that all-female idol groups cater to the male gaze as the default so the idols are competing for the attention of the male consumer while all-male idol groups sing as an unity, like they all were one collective boyfriend for the female consumer (bukkake?)

Honestly I prefers Rei only for her character design, I don't care about the character personnality, I just prefer a cute chick with a bobcut, nice curves and hips than a ginger with wasp silhouette.

Fuyutsuki vs Gendo

Well, that was kinda the point. Men and women think different. Women care about the inner beauty too, which mean being an edgy asshole. Men are more simple, they just get turn on with the looks. That's why porn is aimed to guys

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>pale vampirekeks
it's not even fair.

Can confirm.

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I wonder if there's any girls whose husbando is Gendo

Or Zero and Kaname, maybe.

Who cares what women think.

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Naruto/Sasuke and Deku/Bakugou

This is probably one of the better ones.

based

Maybe Mamoru and Seiya, at least on the western fandom. Seiya fangirls are very vocal but Usagi/Mamoru is the miracle romance so there has been heated debates for years.

do girls who love kawoshin only like it because they self insert as shinji?

Girls love Kawoshin because they self-insert as Shinji and to be tenderly loved by Kaworu. The uke is the self-insert for the reader, that's why he's the passive.

because those girls get jealous when they see their husbundo with a girl that is more interesting or better looking than them

Kaworu is a shit character that is devoid of humanity and actual character like Asuka, Rei, Misato, or any of the main characters. He is living proof that women and gays are just shallow excrement.

Then explain the popularity of SasuSaku or IchiRuki among women, that reach fanatic levels. Those women like to brag that Sakura is a strong career woman or how cool Rukia is, regardless if it's true or not.

Kaworu is basically just as bad as Gendo and SEELE. His purpose was to exploit Shinji to bypass NERV's defenses. When that failed, he acted as the final nail in Shinji's sanity.
They ship kawoshin because Kaworu never interacts with anyone else. Asuka is never even in the same episode as him, and IIRC he never talks to Rei either.

Trash vs Garbage

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I like shinji

This

The Matsuno brothers.

A woman posted this

Kaworu was too out loud.

Archer and Gilgamesh?

Asuka is superior in every way. Shinji is a cunt for not going after her until the end

that cunt is not even able to finish to drawn her manga in times!

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Do you honestly think women still care about Naruto or Bleach?

SasuSaku may have had a small but obsessively loyal following (of 12 year olds), but it was never anything close to what SasuNaru was.

Fujoshi self-insert as the seme. You can tell it's their power fantasy from how they'll shit in their pants at you if you say their portmanteau ship name the wrong way around and suggest their favorite character would be bottom, the use of "attacker" and "victim" to describe roles, and how threatened they are by people not agreeing their boysona is a real cool and smart dude who would have lots of friends.

>ywn be the bread earner of the house so your waifu Asuka can chase her dreams of becoming a famous mangaka

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>that episode where Rei joined a Bosozoku gang and became the new queen of Shonan.

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Not even Shinji likes Shinji.

>Fujoshi self-insert as the seme.
No dude, they want to be fucked by the seme. That's why they self-insert as the uke.

>seething shinjifag incels who are mad that Kaworu is more popular than him
Anno will make his husbando (Kaworu) and waifu (Asuka) the new MCs of Eva.
Shinji and Rei are boring old garbage.

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Not always.
The really hardcore fujoshi don't self-insert at all; and the fujos that do self-insert have different preferences of either being top or bottom hence the ship labels being so strict about the type of action they are interested in.
They crossover with yumejoshi in that respect. Yumejoshi like to self-insert like an otome heroine but they also get sub divided into the ones that like being treated as the special chosen one or the abused heroine that fixes their 'bad-boy' in the good end route so it isn't an easy pick there either.
Different people just like different things.

Nah, this isn't a 'jealousy or lack of good and likable self insert thing' even if Kaworu interacted with a girl they liked better a fujo would still want two guys, that is what a fujo is, they prefer to ship m/m even if there are women they can pick. They just find two men hotter like a buy one get one free deal.

In the case of Kaworu it's 100% girls self-inserting as Shinji because they want to be loved by Kaworu.
They don't give a shit about Shinji by himself, he's ugly and has a shitty personality after all.
That's also why pairings like KaworuxRei and KaworuxAsuka are getting more popular recently and girls are drawing doujins for them.

It was never about fujoshit stuff, girls in Japan/West just love Kaworu.

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>Asuka is number 1
Why the fuck is shinji so lucky?

Nah, I want it easier to self-insert into Kaworu than Shinji even if his taste is shit.

Shinji is literally being deleted from the franchise for being so unpopular, he can't get any more unlucky.

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I mean story wise. The three most popular characters want his dick for no reason

Not true in NGE and not true as of 3.0

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While it is true about almost all women liking Kaworu more, a fujo still wouldn't self-insert as other 2d women though, that isn't what they do; and some girls do like Shinji better and treat him like a baby that was treated too cruelly by the world or some shit like that but yeah if they self-insert then their endgame is getting Kaworu.

imagine all the fujos getting rejected because kaworu only has eyes for shinji

This is sad but nippon has good taste for once.

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Anno make them canon already

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>Not true in NGE
I'm sorry, didn't realize you were retarded

Asuka and Misato were drooling at the mouth for Kaji's dick first and foremost
Rei didn't even know what a dick was
And Kaworu would rather kill himself than be with Shinji

And that was just NGE, in 3.0 Rei is dead and everyone else despises him.

REI is autistic so idk about her but asuka blushes at being teased with shinji, flirts with shinji, tells him "if I can't have all of you, I dont want none of you" and says she wants him to hold him. Kaworu is also a mega faggot

This is the right answer here.
This is also a good one.

Asuka spent almost every waking moment clinging to Kaji, it was only when he was gone or out shigging Misato that she turned to Shinji as sloppy seconds.

>Kaworu is also a mega faggot
He's a million times straighter than your ugly tranny faggot Shinji.

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>Asuka doesnt like shinji except for the time she does
Shinji is clearly endgame for her user. Dont let your hate blind you

>He's a million times straighter than your ugly tranny faggot Shinji
The dude is a gayer version the ryo. You can't get much gayer then that

>shinji being her sloppy seconds
Not really, the real problem is Shinji would take anybody which she scolds him for in eoe while Asuka singularly wanted him and Kaji

He tried to kill her two times and fapped over her, there's a reason why the last words she says are how disgusting he is. You'd have to be mentally ill to consider that an endgame. Or just hate Asuka and want her to suffer.

>The dude is a gayer version the ryo
Nope, the only faggot is Shinji. Kaworu didn't do anything gay when he showed up.

Shinji canonically has the dick size of a toothpick and Khara made a transgender voice him for the Netflix dub. He's the token faggot of the franchise.

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would a irl kaworu look like a visual kei singer or a kpop boyband member

Asuka wanted Kaji, she tried to kill herself as soon as he died. She never did that for Shinji.

Naruto and Sasuke.
Shinji is Sakura

I don't think Kaworu is homosexual.
He doesn't seem to care about gender and Shinji looks like a girl anyway.

This.
Shinji was the only one acting like a homo in that episode.

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>comparing my adorable seme to some useless whore
Shame.

>He tried to kill her two times and fapped over her

I didn't say they were perfect but they got passed their issues at the end given asuka reaction to shinji choking her (probably due to him thinking he was still tripping). Her last line is clearly supposed to be funny considering they need to accept each other.

>Nope, the only faggot is Shinji. Kaworu didn't do anything gay when he showed up.

Kaworu tells shinji he loves him while asking him if he can shower next to him. He is a fag

>100%
Yeah, no. I know this is a radical opinion, but sometimes a girl just wants to watch a hot guy fuck a sniveling bitchboy into submission. No one likes Shinji, but they ship him because his looks and personality pair well with Kaworu's.

That's clearly not why she is depressed though

Kenshiro and Raoh

>Her last line is clearly supposed to be funny considering they need to accept each other.
Her last line is literally in response to Shinji. She's disgusted by him.

>He is a fag
Nope, Kaworu was just curious about humanity and wanted to make friends with him. It was Shinji who was blushing and stuttering at him like a faggot.
Shinji is fucking disgusting, I hope Kaworu murders that tranny-looking homo in the final movie.

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>Her last line is literally in response to Shinji. She's disgusted by him.
She is disgusted by what he did (wacking off to her at the hospital) but accepts him since she caresses his face when he chokes her.

They need to accept each other because they are so alike. That's the reason they can't get along well. Its literally stated in the EoE when Asuka is riding shinji.

>Nope, Kaworu was just curious
Dont pull that "he is just too pure" shit on me. The dude was giving super gay vibes

Please spoiler your cringe next time. Posting cringe is fine, but please, BE a DECENT HUMAN BEING and SPOILER your CRINGE!

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Wtf dude.

I know the point of EoE retard, it's not that deep.
Regardless she calls him disgusting after she reaches for his face, it's a reference to Yui doing the same thing a few minutes before in an earlier scene.

>Dont pull that "he is just too pure" shit on me.
He literally is. It's not my fault you and Shinji are degenerate faggots and want to force your retarded headcanons on him.
Name a single thing gay that Kaworu did, all the gayness was coming from Shinji.
Kaworu just wanted to be friends, Shinji wanted buttsex.

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I wouldn't be surprised if this was actual eva merch

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The only people still following Boruto are SasuSaku shippers. Pierrot knows it and make more SS material

Let's be honest, Asuka would be all over Kaworu if they ever interacted since he resembles Kaji so much but she has to settle for bitch boy Shinji.
Trainwrecks like Misato, Asuka and Shinji need support in the form of Kaji or Kaworu and yet Asuka doesn't get her fair share.

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The director's cut has a flashback of Shinji yelling at Asuka that Kaji-san will never return right when she's laying in the bathtub.

>I know the point of EoE retard, it's not that deep.
>Regardless she calls him disgusting after she reaches for his face, it's a reference to Yui doing the same thing a few minutes before in an earlier scene.
You make too much of a fuss about that line. There is no reason why it should be taken so seriously considering the development of their relationship and their character.

>Name a single thing gay that Kaworu did, all the gayness was coming from Shinji.
1. Asks if he can shower with him alone
2. Gets right next to him
3. Tells shinji he loves him
4. Says he was created just to meet shinji
5. Allows shinji to kill him because he wants him to be happy.

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It's real. I dont know why or who would buy something like that tho.

Apparently, there's also a cocktail based off THAT fluid that was on shinji's hand during the beginning of EoE but im not googling and saving an image of that.

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Yes but she was depressed right after her fight with that angel. she felt violated and doesnt really think much about kaji after that scene

This. Kaworu is just albino Kaji.

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Her last words after her fight with the angel were "Help me Kaji-san, I've been defiled..."
And then after she hears that he's died the next scene we see her with her wrists cut in the bathtub.

Nothing wrong with this picture
Everybody does a brown poop sometimes

>brown poop
>sometimes
>implying his shit isnt usually brown

Damn, there's something wrong with your innards.

But she had an issue with all of that because she was faced with her backstory and her psychological trauma. She doesnt even spend that much time thinking about him after that. her real issue is with her mother and loneliness.

Asuka was literally crying Kaji's name while she was mindraped. Kaji also appears in the director's cut of the mindrape. Asuka didn't kill herself for Kaji but it didn't help

>There is no reason why it should be taken so seriously
It's the last line of the movie retard, why should we not take it seriously? Because it ruins your headcanon?

None of that shit you list is gay by itself.
What makes it gay is the fact that Shinji kept blushing at him in all those scenes, the gayness all came from Shinji. Notice how Kaworu never blushes at Shinji.
Kaworu loving Shinji and sacrificing himself is for humanity as a whole, it's godly and pure nothing gay about it.
Shinji was the one who misinterpreted it and thought Kaworu was going to give him the D because he's a raging faggot.

>Asuka didn't kill herself for Kaji but it didn't help
Thats my point. Its not because of kaji but it was terrible for her

Then how come her only words after the angel's attack were crying for Kaji? Not her mother or anyone, just Kaji?
And then she decides to kill herself right after hearing Kaji's dead.
After that she's comatose so it's not like she has any time to think about him.

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yea, this

She also never freaks out and screams that Kaji didn't hold or help her during the mindrape but does so with Shinji. The point is she likes and wants both of them, but is confused as to why she is attracted to Shinji since he's the antithesis of everything her fake ego wants, and so goes crazy at that realization.

>Noncanon manga
>Then how come her only words after the angel's attack were crying for Kaji? Not her mother or anyone, just Kaji?
Thats not the issue. She sees Kaji as a loved one and he is emotional support but the reason she was depressed was because of what she was shown by the angel. Thats the point.

She spends a bulk of the series pissed off because Kaji won't hold her like he will with Misato.

Manga is more canon than your fanfics. Get over it dicklet.

quick Vyrn, Vane vs Lan-chan

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She literally breaks down and is on the verge of tears when Shinji does the same, and as I said, gets upset in mindrape for Shinji not doing so. She never breaks down and screams because Kaji 'rejected' or 'didn't understand her' like she does with Shinji.
You know, it is possible for a person to like two people, correct?

>It's the last line of the movie retard, why should we not take it seriously? Because it ruins your headcanon?
Because the point of the film was them accepting one another and themselves. Tell me user, why would she caress his face at the end if she found him truly disgusting? Whats the point of analyzing their relationship and attraction to each another if it doesnt lead anywhere?

>None of that shit you list is gay by itself.
Hell yeah it does. You have autism

>Manga is more canon than your fanfics. Get over it dicklet.
delusion will not make it more canon

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>posting a scene where Asuka is angry and Shinji looks indifferent
Wow you really proved me wrong.

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It want meant to prove you wrong. If you think the manga is canon then there is no way to fix your delusion. The image is evidence of their attraction and issues throughout the series

The last scene is more abstact and symbolic than literal. It shows two people that are traumatized beyond belief being able to accept themselves and each other, especially on Asuka's side, the hope and love that Rei + Kaworu talked about. To contrast with this, it shows the cruelty that will always follow in the footsteps of reality with the choke and disgusting.
It shows hope and a chance for companionship and love for these two absolutely fucked up characters, in spite of the pain they may cause to each other with their quills, and is supposed to encourage NEETs to go out and find their own path in life if these two completely fucked up faggots are able to do it.

She does truly find him disgusting, though. The caress doesn't negate it at all.
Plus the original line was Asuka saying "I'll never let someone like you kill me!"

>“‘At last Anno asked me ‘Miyamura, just imagine you are sleeping in your bed and a stranger sneaks into your room. He can rape you anytime as you are asleep but he doesn’t. Instead, he masturbates looking at you, when you wake up and know what he did to you. What do you think you would say?’ I had been thinking he was a strange* man, but at that moment I felt disgusting. So I told him that I thought ‘Disgusting.’ And then he sighed and said, ‘I thought as much.’”

>The conversation between the two is what lead Anno to change the final line in the film to the iconic “kimochi warui”.

Right. It's that, but it's also Shinji trying to choke Asuka to death and Asuka calling him disgusting.
Not sure why you're so butthurt by what actually happens on screen.

>asushintard and asukawotist are having an autism battle
>meanwhile, two other very intelligent anons are fighting over which (fictional) boy a (fictional) character likes

More news at 9

>Hell yeah it does.
Dude, you know Japanese bathe together right?
Everything in that episode is clearly Kaworu being the angel/god-like being he is showing Shinji compassion in the stead of humanity.
It was Shinji who was acting like a complete faggot and misinterpreting it all as a homosexual relationship.
Kaworu never shows any sexual interest in Shinji, only Shinji was the one blushing at him and acting like a homo.

The manga just shows us what we already know in the series.

I agree. Its Asuka showing love towards Shinji even when she is being hurt. The point is to go beyond the hedgehog dilemma and love one another even at the risk of pain

>Name a single thing gay that Kaworu did, all the gayness was coming from Shinji.
1. Asks if he can shower with him alone
2. Gets right next to him
Not gay. What was gay was Shinji blushing and checking him out in the shower.
3. Tells shinji he loves him
4. Says he was created just to meet shinji
5. Allows shinji to kill him because he wants him to be happy

Pure love for humanity and Shinji. And his motives are a little stronger than "wants shinji to be happy" but whatever.

Both asushintard and kawoshintard (you) are retarded because you want best boy and best girl to suffer with an ugly faggot like Shinji.

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B-but he's my self-insert...

Twilight is just Tsukihime for girls

Based Shirai and the Promised Heteroland.

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Shinji is canonically:
-a dicklet
-voiced by a tranny
-looks/acts like a girl
-ugly
-shit personality
-will only use your waifu/husbando for his own selfish gain
Why on earth would you choose him to be your self-insert.

I already knew about the interview and even stated she feels disgusted at him masterbating to her. The point is that at the end of the day she chose to show love to him even when he choked her. You are refusing to address my questions because you dont have a good answer

>Dude, you know Japanese bathe together right?
They bathe alone right next to each other while telling each other how much they love each other? Thats pretty gay

The caress is the same thing Yui did to him a few minutes before.
Shinji was the only one being gay. Kaworu didn't know better.

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>Shipping a fanfic couple with no interactions and trying to shit on actual canon because of it

>The caress is the same thing Yui did to him a few minutes before.
Tell me what you think it means then

>Shinji was the only one being gay. Kaworu didn't know better.
Sure user...

>fanfic
They had sex in eoe and flirted in D&R.
It's more canon than kawoshin and asushin will ever be.

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>They had sex in eoe
What?

It's true. Shinji was blushing at Kaworu and looking at his dick, Kaworu never did anything like that.
He just saw Shinji as a representative of humanity and loved humanity via loving him. Jesus did the same thing and he wasn't gay.

You heard me.
No instrumentality bullshit, they had sex in reality - that makes them more canon than your ship.

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He literally does it all for Shinji. He wants shinji to be happy. I dont even like that pussy but Im not going to pretend everyone hates him like you do

No he doesn't you absolute retard. He does it for humanity.

I'm not that user, I'm not butthurt. I'm just saying despite it all EoE delivers a hopeful, yet bittersweet, message.

They both obviously had weird feelings and attraction towards one another throughout the show, and on Asuka's part she couldn't even admit them to herself because it would cripple her false self-image, and it actively angers her that she even has those feelings. Their entire problem was based off of miscommunication and a lack of self-love, instead using the Eva (symbolic for a return to mother/womb) as a way to maintain their self-worth. EoE forces them to leave the Eva and substitute the 'mother' for the 'significant other' while simultaneously making them find self-worth without the 'mother' being their to coddle them. They now have the capability to love and understand and will be able to help each other in the future, even if there are hiccups along the way.

Was it rape?

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No, they were just roleplaying.

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Shinji and kaworu had sex, too.

Either kaworu's a bedhopper or asuka's lying.

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>He literally says he believes his reason for existence is meeting shinji

Kaworu technically had sex with Rei, Asuka, Asuka's mom, Shinji, Shinji's mom, and Gendo's hand all in eoe.
Can anyone stop this madman?

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>Kaworu: Because happiness doesn't suit you.
What was the meaning of this anyway?

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Because by meeting Shinji he understood why humanity needed to survive, it wasn't literal.
Kaworu meant he's gonna make her happy in the final movie.

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>Because by meeting Shinji he understood why humanity needed to survive, it wasn't literal.
Yes and "I love you" is him also talking to humanity! It all makes sense!

>The caress is the same thing Yui did to him a few minutes before.
That has literally nothing to do with anything user said unless you're trying to draw parallels between Asuka and Yui. Is English not your first language?

He is just dodging questions

Stop projecting. I never said everyone hates him, or even that I hate him. I said Shinji was gay for Kaworu, not the other way round. Of course, this is up to interpretation, like most things in NGE.

You'd have to if you honestly believe Asuka viewed Shinji as nothing more than sloppy seconds

I wonder if the mp evas would just rape unit 01/shinji since they have kaworu dummy plugs

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I just dont think kaworu is that dense to say all these clearly gay things and not realize how they could be interpreted

I think it's possible. He unassumingly has no understanding of human societal norms and conditions

imagine buying the shitting asuka fig and proudly showing it to your parents

If shinji walked in on Kaworu and Asuka having sex, who would he feel more betrayed by?
I’m assuming Kaworu, because he saw Asuka flirt with Kaji all the time and never cared.

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This

Is that new art? When exactly did this game become so homo

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>They now have the capability to love and understand and will be able to help each other in the future, even if there are hiccups along the way.
They won’t because the movie ends at that scene and you’ll never have a canon answer for how it plays out.
Your entire ship is based on speculation that will never be answered, especially because it’s nonexistent in Rebuild and Anno didn’t consider it necessary for the story.
I honestly feel bad for Asuka shinji shippers, you guys got blueballed so hard and Anno would rather makes entire movies about KaworuxShinji playing piano.

You have the exact same posting patterns and file names every time that are just dedicated to shitting on shinji. Get help and have sex.

Everything I said is supported by the actual show. I also don't understand why you think I'm shipping anything when Im making conclusions based off of what I've seen in the show.

I'm still trying to figure out if this guy is the same one that pretends to be a femcel who is 'just like Asuka' and how 'boys just cant get her character' while repeating talking points from a shitty tumblr blog made by a literal tranny

Because they're fucking each other

Seething Shinjicucks can’t handle people criticizing their transvestite self-insert

Probably something like a reverse harem.

forcing kawoshin user and the asuka femcel to have sex with eachother

Says the user who literally replies to himself.
I never pretended to be someone else, I’ve always shitted on Shinji because he’s an annoying faggot

Imagine being this plebian.

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for me its asuka and edward

cheers

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They're really barking up the wrong tree

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Forcing kawoshinfags and asushinfags to embrace their shinjifaggotry and fuck each other

Based kaworuasukachads can throw them all in the gas chamber

Rebuild is irrelevant to the discussion since it's an alternative reality and because I've never seen it since people say its shit. The point is that there is something there between the two and you would have to have down syndrome to not see it from the story.

Go back to making fanfics on your impossible ship because that's the only reality its canon

It’s a confirmed sequel lmao, keep seething
Asuka doesn’t want your toothpick dick get over it

Kaworu and Asuka got a canon sex scene together in the movie, that makes them more canon than your shitty crackship

What?

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Kaworu and Asuka have literally never interacted

It's not a confirmed sequel. It's a theory about a reboot that has no relation to the original characters and their feelings. Asuka doesnt like kanji in the reboot. Does that change her backstory in the original? She doesnt dislike dolls either. You sound like a retard

Anno made Rebuild and cut out any depth of a relation between Asuka and shinji, he didn’t think it was important to telling eva’s Story

It looks like the hand has an afro

Not him but it’s straight up a confirmed sequel, Anno already said Asuka is a different character hence the name change.

So? Thats a different story. Asuka and shinji are the core relationship in the original, at least at the ending part

Char is so much better it's not fair.

1. Show me proof. I'm not against it but I dont see how that is possible and all I've seen are fan theories

2. That doesnt change their relationship in the original

wheres rebuild!soryu

cringe

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Imagine shipping Kaworu and Shinji with anyone but each other. They're always the canon pair and endgame in Eva.

2013 Saboten Con.
YM = Yuko Miyamura (Asuka's seiyuu) TG = Tiffany Grant (Asuka's English voice actor)

>Q: Does Asuka really like Shinji?
>TG: Are you stupid?
>YM: No.

>Q: What was your reaction when you heard about Rebuild?
>SS and TG: Getting paid.
>YM: A happy ending but it hasn’t happened yet. I wasn’t happy with the EoE ending. Shinji and Kaworu married.

>Q: Who do you feel Shinji should end up with?
>TG: I’d say Mari but I don’t like her.
>YM: Kaworu.

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>the core relationship in the original
Nigga she shows up 8 episodes into the show. Eva revolves around Shinji and Misato's relationship from episode 1 to episode 26. End of Eva is the same.

asuka says gay rights

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>TG: Are you stupid
What a legend. She's becoming Asuka.

She ain't Asuka anymore :^)

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I'm not a kawoshin fag but I think we can all agree that the mentally ill asuka kaworu shipper is the biggest retard ITT

Waifufag/characterfag fighting is more common in male dominated fan spaces because guys like competition and banter. They like trying to prove who has superior taste. Girls would rather avoid conflict if possible, and would rather just gush about their favorite characters and see them kiss and stuff.

But that leads to the kind of fighting that's far worse than waifufag wars - shipping wars. Wars that no girl actually WANTS to be a part of, but end up in anyway because they legitimately hurt each other's feelings and get angry over each other's opinions about romantic pairings.
t.girl

Both him and you retarded LASshippers disgust me for missing the point of Eva this hard.

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>thinking her character in an alternate timeline has any bearing on her relationship with shinji in the original

Imagine actually being this delusional

I like Tsukihime but you may be on to something

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No, the core is the hedgehog dellema and asuka and shinji being each others opposite and parallels. That's why they are the only ones at the end

I can’t wait for you aids ridden faggots to get btfo when Kaworu marries Asuka in the final movie

We all know kaworu will just marry ritsuko

>thinking asuka and shinji are the only ones who have the hedgehog dilemma
The term is first brought up in the episode with Shinji and Toji, Asuka hadn't even shown up in the show yet.
The last scene of nge had misato and shinji and then ended on shinji. Asuka is at the end of eoe because she's the best character to use for the theme of the end of the movie, but it definitely wasn't the focus of the show or even end of eva itself.

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obviously

This is a thing in the SIRP game

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Imagine being gendo and getting cucked by a 14 year old angel boy

Because they want them to fuck. Plus if you ask them, Kaworu would say "Shinji, of course!" while Shinji would blush and shake his head sputtering: "N-No, it's Kaworu-kun!"

If all you got out of Kaworu's episode was lol he's gay for Shinji than his character was 2deep4u and you need to rewatch. He comes to the conclusions he does because Shinji represents everything that is beautiful and worthy of existence about lilin/humans.

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>What is the husbando equivalent of Rei vs Asuka?
That's a tough one. I want to say....

Zegadis and Gourry?

I have no pictures of either so just using Slayers OTP.

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Shinji is still hideous for the female fans while Kaworu is dreamy

Shinji only looks cute when he's dressed as a girl.

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Miyamura fucking hates Shinji though. Typical woman. Her favorite Eva 3.0 scene is pic related

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She hates Shinji because of all the shitty things he did to Asuka over the series. Can you really blame her?

She was only his caregiver. I mean, she wanted his dick like literally every girl in the game, but he was only into Shinji.

Whatever. Only sexually confused male anons find Shinji cute and they aren't a profitable demographic. Whitu piggus go home

>She hates Shinji because of all the shitty things he did to Asuka over the series.
What the FUCK are you talking about you absolute fucking retard?

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Asuka was a bitch toward Shinji during the entire show. Maybe Anno did something to Miyamura during NGE, he was clearly projecting his issues with women on Asuka, especially his stalking on Noriko Hidaka but Japanese people, specially women, must endure in silence

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shinji choked her out, I can understand why she'd be pissed

It's amazing how this character get more hate than literal rapists and serial killers

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>shinji choked her out
You mean.... you mean at the absolute fucking end of the story? Is that it? That's "all the shitty things he did to her"?

I swear to god I'm falling for such a bad troll.

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No, Naruto/Boruto hentai is what is keeping the fanbase alive and thriving after all these years of its end. And Sasuke is the least popular character to exploit in porn with the main naruto females compared to the uzumaki boys and Raikage. SasuSaku in comparison is small and cult status, once reguard as a juggurnaunt in fan media is regressed to selling about less doujins about the couple compared to typical Naruto hentai doujinshi at comicmarket every year.

NGE but shinji is replaced by a photorealistic anno

As an Asukafag, I hate anyone with a passion that ships with her Shinji.

It's ok, Japan pretends he doesn't even exist anymore.

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Why tf does every thread about Eva always end up like this? The series ended over 20 years ago. The last movie was 7 years ago.

Unironically autism. All the discussion, content and talking about Eva ended 6 years ago when 3.33 came out. Fanfics, art, AMVs all come from that period. But Yea Forums can't let go.

They hate him cause he's emotionally vulnerable while being practically heroic. It doesn't jive with people.

If you are the hero you've got to also behave like Chad Thundercock, not some kid with emotional abandonment issues due to being deprived of his mothers unconditional love as well as his fathers approval. Despite his self-esteem being royally fucked he still had the courage to multiple times save the day. He's fucking great.

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roasties and normalfags do be like that

>They hate him cause he's emotionally vulnerable while being practically heroic
But they love Rei, Asuka and Misato who do the exact same thing.
Also his mom saved the day for him, it was never his own skill.

>Shinji is literally being deleted from the franchise for being so unpopular
But what if Shinji is just a metaphorical representación of they viewer/consumer at this point?

That just makes you an Asukafag.
People who ship her with Shinji make their characters so OOC they're basically shipping two separate people who just look like shinji and asuka. They don't actually care about Eva.

In that sense Misato is great too. She saw her own father die to protect her and saw the Secon Impact herself. How fucked must she have been after that?

And she managed to turn her life around and act as a mostly well adjusted - if an alcoholic slob - adult. Even be responsible for other peoples lives.

>But they love Rei, Asuka and Misato who do the exact same thing.
Yes, but it's okay for women to show vulnerability, not for men, and especially not for protagonists.

>Also his mom saved the day for him, it was never his own skill.
I don't know man, I can think of at least 3 episodes where he didn't go berserk and saved the day though skill. Like that meteor-angel one for example.

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>But they love Rei, Asuka and Misato who do the exact same thing.
There are people that want to gender swap shinji but keep his character the exact same and then they'd like him. Anything is okay as long as you're a cute girl.

You must hate Anno then

Girls aren't attracted to Shinji because he acts and looks like a girl.
Girls aren't attracted to Kaji because he's too old and gruff.
All the other boys are ugly.

This leaves Kaworu left, he's super cute and has cool angel powers and a sexy Akira Ishida voice. Of course all the girls would go crazy for him.

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It's an actual part of the story faggot. She literally says she wants all of him or not at all

>best boy Toji is ugly

I'm not even a homo but fucking kill yourself. Toji shits all over Homowaru and then some.

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>or not at all
So doesn't this prove me right? If she really loved him she would chase after him regardless like she did with Kaji. She just wants to use him as a tool that will be a puppet for her.

What's the appeal of a faggot that shows up for 1 episode and his only use is depressing shinji

Toji and Kaworu both shit all over Asuka so they're both cool in my book.
She really can't take the bantz, what a wuss.

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>asuka is attracted to and cares about Shinji in NGE
>saying this makes you a shipping fag who distorts her character

Are you retarded?

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Yes, if you cut quotes it changes its meaning. You dont get the show

I have no hate for asukafags, but I have no respect for them either.

If I saw an asukafag be hit buy a bus, I'd probably just walk on by.

I wanna see kaworu and toji bonding over bullying asuka

>Toji is ugly
He's a bro and a pretty cool dude, but yeah he's ugly.
>what's the appeal of the one character who's responsible for eva existing in the first place
He's best boy, duh.

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Asuka's own voice actor said she doesn't like Shinji, you don't get the show or her character.

>He's best boy, duh.
Fujo bait and a faggot with a generic "cool guy" personality

No you idiot, she wants him to care about her and understand her as a person, not just use her as tool for his own libido and loneliness. She wants companionship and security, and in EoE when Shinji selfishly tries to use her as an escape instead of making a genuine attempt to help her, she refuses to be his emotional crutch. Not even my normalfag friends who I re-watched Eva with missed the point of this scene as hard as you on their first fucking viewing.

Duh? That's what I've been saying, your post literally proves me right.

>voice actor
Also Asuka's voice actor is a roastie. Anno decides what Asuka is like.

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A voice actress that ships Shinji with a dude and, from what I hear, has said other stupid shit. You are retarded

Brainlet take.
You might as well call Shinji fujo bait and a faggot since he was the one all over kaworu.

>No you idiot, she wants him to care about her and understand her as a person, not just use her as tool for his own libido and loneliness.
Not the best choice considering how fucked up and void of self-confidence Shinji is.

They never had a chance or any form of compatibility. She was just desperate, she never cared about him in the first place.

No you're an idiot if you think she was trying to manipulate him like a puppet.

If we're being serious here, Donmyouji vs Rui

How is Toji ugly? He actually looks like a guy while every other guy is a round faced twink faggot.

He's a shit skin. You have low standards for what a guy should look like if you think that's attractive.

His character, Natori, in Natsume Yuujinchou was also really cute with his voice

That's a choice only for men.

Why are asukafags such scum? I am at a loss.

I've never met an asukafag in real life, but if I did I probably would dislike them even before I knew they are an asukafag. I'm sure of it.

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Kaworu was making clearly gay statements and actions that only a person with autism would think was "only a misunderstanding" when it was done intentionally. Shinji also has more to his character then that since kaworu shows up for one episode

That's why she is so conflicted with how she feels towards him. On paper Shinji doesn't really offer anything of value to her, but she still feels a particular warmth towards him and even in the deepest caverns of her mind Shinji is still 'there' along with Kaji. It tears at the false persona she puts since she cares so much about this boy that doesn't help support her facade of 'maturity' she puts up.

>she never cared about him in the first place.
Literally disproven by multiple scenes in the original series

The great thing about shitposting in eva is that you can actually believe someone is retared enough to believe it. That's why kaworu fags get so many replies

You're an actual brainlet that's insulting Anno's writing ability if that's all you took from the episode.

>Literally disproven by multiple scenes in the original series
Name one then.

The eva shitposting will never stop. When I'm 85 and decrepit I will be arguing with strangers on *chan about how Misato is clearly the best woman, Rei is best goddess, Hikari is best girl, and Asuka is best bipolar bitch. I can see it clearly.

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You contradict yourself in your own statement.
She can't care about him because as you say he doesn't offer anything of value.
She has no reason to genuinely like him and that's why she doesn't.

Hmm, should I trust the content of the show and the obvious explanations as to why she acted the way she did towards Shinji?

Or 5 words said by her voice actor who is a known fujoshit and openly disdains Shinji while offering no counterpoint?

I never said that was all Anno meant by that episode. It's just true that if you take away the gay quotes and potential relationship misunderstanding from the episode it would deflate kaworus popularity almost completely.

You can't just call everyone who disagrees with you a fujoshit, because then you'd be calling the entire Evastaff fujoshits.
The content of the show proves them right, by the way.

>Misato's VA: For Misato, obviously Kaji-kun.
>Rei's VA: For Rei-chan, it'd be Ikari Gendo I guess. (Shudders)
>Rei's VA: As for the main character Ikari Shinji, who would his Orihime be? If it was Asuka it would be unbearable.
>Misato's VA: It would rain nonstop forever!
>Rei's VA: Then in that case, as expected, Kaworu-kun?

>Both: Kaworu-kun. (Nodding)
(Audience claps)

youtube.com/watch?v=UlwTgRmcdb4
starts at 2:05

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>being deeply affected by him not holding or helping her, which she doesn't even do for Kaji
>blushing when they are called a married couple
>trying to encourage Shinji to value himself more as a person
>checking up on him slyly at the hospital because she cares about him but is too embarrassed to show it
>all of EP22
>EoE train scene with I want ALL of you
>consciously choosing to lay down next to Shinji after leave lcl soup

And thats just off the top of my head

>Shows up to see if he is fine at the hospital
>wants him to hold her
>blushes at being teased with him
> alt reality is in love withhimi

>being deeply affected by him not holding or helping her, which she doesn't even do for Kaji
Eh? No idea what you are talking about.
>blushing when they are called a married couple
Wow, sure proves a lot.
>trying to encourage Shinji to value himself more as a person
when?
>checking up on him slyly at the hospital because she cares about him but is too embarrassed to show it
Okay, finally we have a genuine show of affection, fair enough.
>EoE train scene with I want ALL of you
That shit was all imagined though...
>consciously choosing to lay down next to Shinji after leave lcl soup
We have no fucking clue how that worked.

Yeah right, many fans don't even see Kaworu as gay, you've even got people in this thread shipping him with asuka and rei.
Plus he's way more popular than Shinji now and is used to advertise Eva with the girls.

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How does the show prove them right? All you do is post staff interviews in which, if anything can be taken from them, shows that the voice actors are joking around or fujo shits.

The show clearly depicts Asuka not liking Shinji and Shinji saying he loves Kaworu.
I guess Eva is just fujoshit to you then.

Girls who mostly ship fujo shit. Many more fans ship him with shinji and I would really be surprised if you would even call them a minority

The only reason shippers get so mad when you say asuka doesn't like shinji is because it ruins their self-inserting fantasies.
They'd sooner insult Asuka's voice actor who's a staff member for the show than realize their self insert fantasy isn't actually in the show.

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T. Kaworu
You just embarrassed yourself by your inabilty to make an actual argument

Kaworu is popular with both girls and boys. Shinji is popular with no one:

>Speaking about this, I feel that Kaworu is very popular among little boys……I remember once, my friend’s son, a plumb primary school boy want my autograph. I asked him, “Who do you want me to draw?” He named Kaworu, because he is very handsome. He ask me to draw Kaworu everytime he meet me. He seems love Kaworu very much. I’m very happy about this. But what I feel is more like,“So this is what boys admire boys looks like.”
--Sadamoto, All About Kaworu Nagisa

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Almost everything you said here that you disagreed with is because you need to rewatch the show, I'm not even trying to be an asshole.

>We have no fucking clue how that worked.
She materialized out of the soup. She saw Shinji. She had to conciously choose to lay down next to him. She could have just walked away.
Plus the entire point of EoE was about finding happiness in interpersonal relationships despite the pain brought on from the Hedgehog's Dilemma, and their companionship represents that beautifully, albeit a bit extreme to get the point across. If these two absolutely broken people can choose life and try to find meaning in themselves and each other, then even the loser NEETs that EoE was targeted at have no excuse to keep on whining.

Deku should have been a girl. Unironically.

...
...
...
I love Shinji

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>Plus the entire point of EoE was about finding happiness in interpersonal relationships despite the pain brought on from the Hedgehog's Dilemma, and their companionship represents that beautifully, albeit a bit extreme to get the point across. If these two absolutely broken people can choose life and try to find meaning in themselves and each other, then even the loser NEETs that EoE was targeted at have no excuse to keep on whining.
This is true, but it still doesn't change the fact that Asuka does not romantically like Shinji.

Actors are cattle. Anno is an asukachad.

Tupac and Biggie

He's an Asukachad/Kaworuchad.
I guess this means LAK is endgame.

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What the hell is this supposed to prove? You can show me people who like Kaworu all day but that doesnt change the fact most of his fans ship him with a dude. That other nigga already posted the VA interviews

I concur with What you said is accurate, but Asuka never loved Shinji. Asuka needed an emotional crutch, and Shinji was nearby and easily controllable(seemingly at least), but she quickly realized that she couldn't really use him as her emotional crutch because he himself is an emotional wet noodle, and she resented him for that.

There as never any love.

The only person in the show that loved Shinji was probably Misato, and that was more like a sister loves her younger brother than anything.

>you need to rewatch the show
Probably true too.

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>shinji
>dude
lol.

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Chad and Tyrone

If you ignore everything in this thread, sure

That coke-smile Gendo will never stop being terrifying

You have yet to provide any evidence that she does. If Shinji reminds Asuka of herself, then why would she love him? She hates herself.
As you say herself, he offers nothing to her that would make her love him.

Any BTS members.

They literally turned Shinji into a girl because Kaworufags don't want their husbando to be gay.

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>not wanting Kaworu to be gay
What faggots.

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I don't think it's all 'romantic' to begin with, albeit probably part of it is. The attraction they have towards each other is likely some crazy hormone infused conglomerate of romantic, emotional, selfish and physical longing. I'm not trying to argue they '''love''' each other or some bullshit, but they wanted somebody to hug and understand them for the people they were at the core, and it just so happens that they chose each other as one of those people. I'd even say it's more one-sided coming from Asuka's side.

It is a bold statement to claim it was all just an emotional crutch. Just take the scene Toji teases them as a married couple. What was the point of that scene. What was the point of Asuka going on a date and leaving him to later be with shinji? What is the point of their alt reality counterparts?

whos that girl

It's not. It would make no sense for it to be given the themes of the show and what we're told about love. Doesn't Misato say something like you can't love others if you don't love yourself?

>and it just so happens that they chose each other as one of those people
LOL. In the movie Asuka says she'd rather die than be with him.

Official Manga of Shinji and her boyfriend Kaworu.

You can hear the sound of Asuka/Shinji shippers committing suicide in the background.

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>LOL.
Get the fuck out.
>In the movie Asuka says she'd rather die than be with him.
>petulant child acts petulant
Really going to take it at face value?

What's the name of the manga,
I wanna see fem shinji

>s-she didn't mean it bros! she only means what she says when it confirms my headcanon!
Jesus Christ. You don't give a single shit about Asuka, do you?

Okay, I'm tired of arguing with someone in denial. Christ.

>Makes shinji a girl and ship him with a guy who is already shipped with him
>Doesnt question why people ship them so hard in the first place

Kaworu appears in literally
>ONE EPISODE
and has no character at all besides being le perfect space god that b8s shinji hard
his entire existence in the show revolves entirely around shinji, he has no character of his own
reminder that anyone that likes or cares about this character is nothing more than a shallow faggot that thinks he's attractive

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Can you re-read my post? Having 'romantic affection' be a small fraction of why you are attracted to somebody doesn't mean you love them, and I never even tried to imply it. Asuka doesn't even truly 'love' Kaji.

>LOL. In the movie Asuka says she'd rather die than be with him.
And in the same movie she says she wants ALL of Shinji or nothing of him because she wants a mutual relationship and not just to be used as a crutch. She also chooses to lay down with Shinji after materializing out of the soup consciously. And then caresses him with acceptance.

On top of that, wasn't that entire scene a fake montage of every person in Shinji's life that he cared about denying him to show his deepest fears?

You aren't arguing well. You are saying "No she doesnt" repeatedly while avoiding questions

They ship them regardless if it's gay or not, Kawoshin goes beyond fujoshit.

Stay eternally mad. Kaworu is best boy and he won the Shinjibowl.
Asuka is an irrelevant side character in Rebuild, courtesy of Anno himself.

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We're two or three different people. You have literally not said anything of value besides 'no you're wrong' without providing relevant counterpoints that reference the original series. Depending on how you reply to this, this may be your final (You)

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>And in the same movie she says she wants ALL of Shinji or nothing of him
She says if he won't give her everything, then she wants NOTHING AT ALL FROM HIM.
That doesn't sound like love or mutual to me. Instrumentality shows everyone's true thoughts and Asuka said she'd rather die than do it with him. When she comes out of the sea she calls him disgusting, too.

Asuka's voice actor is right, she doesn't have any romantic feelings for him.

This is my fist evangelion thread and wow you kaworu fags are cancer

Himura Yuu and Shuuichi Kuze from ef

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No you're samefagging as usual because you have no argument.
Kaworufags are the only ones that discuss the show seriously, everyone else is just degenerate shippers.

>doesn't refute a single point
stay jerking it to your characterless fujo bait

>reminder that anyone that likes or cares about this character is nothing more than a shallow faggot that thinks he's attractive
So you're saying Shinji and Anno are shallow faggots?

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You can be gay too, user. It's more fun to embrace your inner self.

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KaAsukafags, or whatever their fag name is, and kaShinjifags are the worst ones here

... so which one's dark and which one was nice?

She also caresses his cheek when he is strangling her.

Imagine being this mad about a fictional character. With only 15 minutes of screentime he became more compelling and better written than 70% of the characters in the show.
Only brainlets think otherwise.

>t. buttblasted asukashinji shipper

Shinji is a validation seeking faggot, that's how space boy b8s him

Hey faggot, answer this

That show was followed mostly by guys

>he became more compelling
I think you mean he became more popular solely because he gets teenage girls and homos horny. He's not compelling at all and only serves as a plot device, not an actual character.

There is no point, you're a deranged shipper that's eternally buttblasted because your ship will never be canon. End of Eva blueballed you so hard you have to spam Shinji/Asuka fanfic in every Eva thread you come across like in this one.

Meanwhile Anno wrote another movie for Kaworushinchads.

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>Repeats something user already addressed

Exactly what I thought. You dont have an answer and are just being stupid

You're a brainlet and Kaworu is 2deep4u.
The plot of Eva wouldn't even exist without Kaworu, this is why he's best boy.

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>completing missing the point of the scene and the context it was in

Holy shit user. I have never met anybody this delusional.

>That doesn't sound like love or mutual to me.
Retard. It ISN'T love like I said. It is the definition of mutual since she wants Shinji to reciprocate her attempts at affection instead of just fawning over her and masturbating to her when she has no agency (kissing her while she is crying in his bed, jacking off in the hospital). She wants companionship from him, and she is pissed off because she knows he also likes her but is too passive and scared to show her affection.

>Asuka said she'd rather die than do it with him
In a montage of every person that Shinji cares about degrading and rejecting him. It wasn't supposed to be literal.

>When she comes out of the sea she calls him disgusting, too.
Yes. After consciously choosing to lay down next to him instead of fucking off and choosing to caress him with acceptance when she could have just struggled and pushed him off.

How many times do I have to repeat myself?

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I wonder why it happens to be that only teenage girls and faggots are smart enough to appreciate such a "character"

>It ISN'T love like I said
Then you're agreeing with me, retard.
She doesn't want anything from Shinji but for him to be like a validation puppet to her. Because as you say yourself there is nothing Shinji can offer her that is worthy of love. She despises everything he is as a person because he is everything she despises as a person.

That's how we know there is no genuine love there.

Kaworu and Asuka have the most normalfag fanbases in the franchise, what are you talking about? Even Sadamoto said he's liked by younger boys too.

Rei is only liked by fatlard otaku and Shinji isn't liked by anyone, only incels self-insert as him.

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Attraction doesn't start and stop at love you fucking moron. I'm convinced English is not your first language or you are a robot who doesn't understand human emotions.

No one argued anything about attraction, we just said she doesn't have romantic feelings for him which is true. Are you sure you're not the one who doesn't understand English?

You are actually a brainlet. He's trying to tell you that it isn't pure lovey dovey shit, yes, but it's not the complete opposite either. You are literally an autist that can only think in black and white, that's why you don't understand a single point he's making.

Stop samefagging, this is how we know you're losing the argument and overcome with too much anger to be able to argue rationally.
The whole point of their relationship is that there is no love, they're both trying to use each other for their own selfish desires. It's the same with every relationship in the show you absolute brainlet.

Having a fraction of one of the reasons you are attracted to somebody be 'romantic' doesn't mean you are in love with them you absolute fucking mental midget.

Seeing as how Kaworu was able to move unit 02 and acknowledged Kyoko's soul, do you think he was able to see Asuka/Kyoko's past?
I think if it had been Asuka who had seen Kaworu in episode 24 instead he would have been able to understand and love her like she had been always wishing for.

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Why respond if you aren't going to ignore someone points?

There was nothing romantic there, though. No one said anything about being in love either. Please learn English.

Here's another Eva staff quote to add to the Asuka/Shinjishipper BTFO list:

>Yoshiyuki Sadamoto: Sadamoto: In fact, Shinji and Rei, and Shinji and Asuka, their touch stopped at holding hands. Everytime they hold their hands, it has a different meaning. It is one fun fact about EVA……So I never intend to let the children’s relationship go beyond that. On the contrary, Kaworu is the only one who overstep the boundary, he break the rule.

I'm not him, and no that is not the point of the relationship at all you sperg. The point is that they have feelings for each other but cover it up to avoid pain. It's showed parralleling with Misato and Kaji, where Misato rejects her feelings for Kaji to avoid pain. It's the message of the entire fucking series, to not avoid life and building meaningful relationships just because it might get messy and involve some pain.

I said everything I needed and you still haven't addressed any of my relevant points before we started arguing semantics. This is your final (You)

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Wtf is that quote, shinji and asuka literally kiss

>Character designer Yoshiyuki Sadamoto explained that he "first designed an Asuka-type girl as the lead character", but felt it might be too similar to previous anime that he and Anno had worked on, such as Gunbuster and Nadia. He suggested to Anno that they change the lead character to a boy, which would be more in keeping with the robot genre. As Sadamoto and Anno designed the series, Sadamoto came to believe that Asuka would occupy the position of an "'idol' in the Eva world". He also described his belief that the relationship between Asuka and Shinji would be similar to the relationship between Jean, Nadia's love interest and eventual husband in the earlier Nadia.

>I'm not him
Yes you are.

>It's showed parralleling with Misato and Kaji, where Misato rejects her feelings for Kaji to avoid pain.
It's not, their relationships are nothing alike.
Misato confesses that she was just using Kaji to fill up the hole left by her father, and Kaji never rejected his feelings for Misato so that goes against your point that it's a parallel. It's another example of relationships in Eva showing people selfishly using each other.

In Asuka's case she is conflicted and angry with herself that she is beginning to care so much about Shinji since it is the antithesis to the resolution she made and the fake front she puts on it front of others.

He's talking about the manga.
Protodesigns != Actual characters.

Completely wrong, she later on genuinely despises Shinji for showing her up in piloting and comes to hate him, Misato, and Rei in the latter episodes, as well as herself.
Plus she is shown having no qualms about caring about Kaji or Hikari so that goes against your interpretation too.

There is no equivalent, no argument can compare. Asukafags and Reifags will be fighting each other until the heat death of the universe.

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The show literally uses techniques in cinematography to visually show the parallels. Rewatch the episode at 1x speed with your brain turned on.

Misato was shown having actual feelings for Kaji, she just pushed him away because he started reminding her of her father, distancing herself from a good relationship because of pain. She didn't get with him solely to fulfill her daddy issues.

Of course Misato had feelings for him, but as you say she pushed him away because he reminded her of her father not because of any pain.
She slept with him for a week straight, that's not rejecting feelings at all. Plus she confesses all of this only a few days after seeing him again.
How can you call this a parallel? Especially considering Kaji doesn't reject her.

>H-he changed h-his mind!

>Admits to putting a misleading quote

What?
How does a quote about him talking about proto-designs have any relevence to the characters we got in the actual show and Manga?
That's why he rejects the idea of Asuka/Shinji in this quote:

I could the same shit you do and just say she doesnt love him and is only using him because of sex and him reminding her of her father

Are you retarded? Eva uses visual parallels all the time.
Misato/Kaji scenes have visual parallels to other people as well.

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She doesn't love him though, no character in Eva is mentally well enough to genuinely love another because they all hate themselves.

>How does the concept of the characters and their relationships matter?

>This quote about a non canon manga means something!

>Asuka only genuinely despises Shinji
You know love and hate aren't mutually exclusive, correct? And in this case, they aren't. She cares about him and longs for companionship from him but at the same time hates that he bests her as a pilot and hates the mirror that Shinji is into Asuka's soul, while also being to meek to return her attempts at affection.

You actually proved my point because she doesn't get so upset and conflicted about how she feels with Kaji because he is a good-looking, mature CHAD who is an ideal candidate to continue supporting Asuka's delusion of maturity if she can get him to be with her. Shinji is none of that and yet she still cares deeply about him with all that implies, as I described above.

Asuka would have probably gone full yandere for him, and when she finds out he's an angel she'd either kill herself or try to kill them both.

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Then explain this

Uh, thanks for proving my point I guess?

Him reminding her of her father is what caused the pain. She pushed him away after the sex and all that because that's when he started to remind her of him and bring up past pains. That's what the parallel is,pushing away feelings and the potential to build a relationship to avoid pain.

You want me to explain gag scenes that lead to nothing?

I want you to explain the purpose for all three without hiding

How is Misato seeing her father in Kaji supposed to be a parallel to Asuka and Shinji?
She pushes him away because she's reminded of her father and the truth about herself, she uses physical closeness to escape from reality.

>Just take the scene Toji teases them as a married couple
This is the same as Toji claiming Shinji was checking out Rei's thighs. It's a gag scene that goes nowhere.
>What was the point of Asuka going on a date and leaving him to later be with shinji?
Fanfic, it's never said anywhere that she left her date to be with Shinji. She goes into the other room as soon as she gets home and when asked why she left her date, says it's because he couldn't compare to Kaji.
>What is the point of their alt reality counterparts?
Another gag that goes nowhere. What's the point in Shinji seeing alt reality Rei's panties?

This just goes to show how noncanon your ship is, you literally have to put in fanwanky tier shit into simple scenes within the show.
If Anno wanted to portray the Asuka/Shinji relationship in that sort of way, he would have made it blatant like he did with Misato/Kaji and Kaworu/Shinji.
There's no reason for him to be subtle, it's simply because it wasn't there in the first place and all the Eva staff say as much.

I thought the shots implied what Asuka/Shinji 'could' have been if they stopped hiding their feelings behind a layer of plausible deniability and fear.
Misato and Kaji are open with each other and have a loving kiss, which is contrasted with Asuka pretending she wants to kiss Shinji because she is bored instead of being honest with him about how she feels and then their kiss completely failing.

apparently from now on in japana it's going to be Shoto vs Bakugou, since a shitton of weeb girls are growing with them

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The whole reason Asuka asked to kiss in the first place was because she was anxious about Kaji. She was asking where he was in the scene before that one and tapping her finger nervously.

She realizes she's losing Kaji so she hops to the closest male in proximity. She's using Shinji as sloppy seconds and drops him immediately once Kaji comes home.

The parallel is just the broad message of the show, pushing away others to avoid pain. Asuka/Shinji and Misato/Kaji are both potential relationships that are pushed apart to avoid pain, so Anno decided to throw in some parallel cinematography of the two. Obviously that doesn't mean that the relationships themselves are similar but the broader theme of two people with feelings for one another pushing apart to avoid pain is there.

She doesn't care about him in the way you imply, it wouldn't realistically be possible since he represents everything she hates about herself.
There is nothing about Shinji Asuka could come to care about, and that's why she can say she hates him in her breakdown scene along with Misato and Rei.

If that's the case then every single relationship in the show is a parallel.
Misato does the same with Shinji and Asuka does the same with Rei.

Sure, if you choose to selectively ignore entire swaths of the show, I guess that makes sense

You have yet to provide a single aspect of Shinji that Asuka would come to care about.
The truth is it would make no realistic sense for her to have romantic feelings for him and vice versa.
There was sexual tension there, but also a genuine hate for Shinji because everything he represented were things she saw in herself. That's how we know there was no romance there.

1. You didn't explain their blushing at the comment and the fact this is a romantic cliche

2. She didn't leave for Shinji but the whole date scene and the whole kiss is a big hint to their relationship
3. Missed the point completely. This is an alt reality that shinji wishes was true . What's the point of Asuka being in love with him?

>misato/kaji and Kaworu/shinji is blatant but not shinji/asuka

Yes, it is a broad message of the show that relationships in general were pushed away to avoid pain. Asuka/Shinji and Misato/Kaji were chosen specifically to parallel in episode 15 though because they're the two potential romantic relationships that are pushed away.

How will every other ship recover?

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I have been for the past few hours. Go back and read

>1. You didn't explain their blushing at the comment
What about it? Do you not blush when you're embarrassed and teased by your friends?
Shinji also blushes when Toji asks if he's staring at Rei's thighs or when Misato asks why he's staring at Rei's ID card. It's a fucking gag.
>2. She didn't leave for Shinji but the whole date scene and the whole kiss is a big hint to their relationship
It's not you retarded fanwanker. There is no 'hint' because nothing ever happens between them relationship wise.
>2. This is an alt reality that shinji wishes was true
Nowhere is this ever said. It's only said this is another possible reality for Shinji. Notice how Asuka's turned into a generic tsundere and Rei is completely unrecognizable. They're distortions of who they truly are in Eva's actual reality.

>misato/kaji and Kaworu/shinji is blatant but not shinji/asuka
It is, though. If Anno wanted to make shinji/asuka blatant he could have gone to the level of misato and kaji fugging and making out or kaworu and shinji confessing their love for each other naked in the bath together, but he didn't.

Visual parallels are frequently used in Eva, see: If Anno wanted to make a statement about these two relationships, he would have used more than 1-2 scenes in a single episode.
Misato/Kaji's relationship is nothing like the Asuka/Shinji dynamic, the only similarity is the hedgehog dilemma which is in every single relationship in the show.
Furthermore they're not the two potential romantic relationships, we see many others in the show - Ritsuko/Gendo Gendo/Yui Toji/Hikari to name a few.

They try to cope by spamming fanwank in every Eva thread.

>mfw kawoshin has the longest amount of screentime out of every ship thanks to 3.0

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Edward was the dark one, Jacob was the nice one, that user was full of shit.

Girlporn romantic archetypes tend to go towards the brooding bad boy who's tender inside or the cuddly protector who can maul anything that tries to hurt you. Edward was the former, Jacob was the latter. Kindleporn shows girls like Jacob-types better, as long as they have an edge. Werewolf girlporn was much bigger than vampire girlporn; Twilight and 50 Shades just blew up.

There's also the Flawless Rescue Stud, the counterpart to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

You can't reasonably deny misato/kaji and kaworu/shinji but many people deny shinji/asuka like in this thread. That means the former two are clearly more blatant and the last one is more ambiguous.

Eat shit and die you braindead cocksuking homo. Gayworu with his chinman dorito face, herpaderp wide shot eyes, retard grin, dull grandpa gray hair and spindly twink body is who's unattractive and ugly.

>He's best boy, duh.
Nah, he's million times the plot device who exists solely to homobait Shinji and die. Even Toji had friendships and character extending beyond Shinji. Kaworu has lterally nothing beside being a plot device and a deux ex machina for Shinji's character arc. The sole reason why he was promoted to quasi MC in other media was because of fujo$hit.

>What about it? Do you not blush when you're embarrassed and teased by your friends?
>Shinji also blushes when Toji asks if he's staring at Rei's thighs or when Misato asks why he's staring at Rei's ID card. It's a fucking gag.
You are avoiding the point. A dude saying two characters are acting like husband and wife and them pausing while blushing is an obvious romantic cliche. You are being dense.

>There is no 'hint' because nothing ever happens between them relationship wise.
Thats a stupid standard of a hint in a show that has a ambiguous ending. By that logic, even if the purpose was to make them look like a couple you would argue there are no hints unless it actually happens.

>Nowhere is this ever said. It's only said this is another possible reality for Shinji. Notice how Asuka's turned into a generic tsundere and Rei is completely unrecognizable. They're distortions of who they truly are in Eva's actual reality.

That is clearly the point of the scene. Shinjis mom is alive, he is stable and self confident. His friends are fine and everyone is happy. What do you think the purpose of this alt reality is?

>It is, though. If Anno wanted to make shinji/asuka blatant he could have gone to the level of misato and kaji fugging and making out or kaworu and shinji confessing their love for each other naked in the bath together, but he didn't.
He did spend a lot of episodes fleshing out their attraction and relationship though. You claim no one REALLY loves anyone in the show so that doesn't add up .

>You can't reasonably deny kaworu/shinji
*ahem*
>dabs on faggots with a more accurate translation

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The people dening it are trolling a little based on the it coming back to "lol Shinji x kaworu/ Kaworu x Asuka is the real ship

>What about it? Do you not blush when you're embarrassed and teased by your friends?
If I'm talking with a girl I have absolutely no attraction towards and only want to use her as an organic onahole my friend calling us a 'married couple' probably would not make me blush. The entire point is they know he's right but are too embarrassed to accept it, which is completely normal.

If they didn't care about each other or just mostly hated each other they would much more likely act indifferent or laugh it off as opposed to blush and try to deny it. This is TV Tropes 101 my man

Kaworu x Kensuke tho
kawoken
kenworu

Toji is literally the only male in the show who managed to attract a mentally stable girl to him and have her fall in love with him in the most traditional fashion without any insanity or freudian mind trips. Neither Shinji, Kaji, and especially not Kaworu managed to achieve that. Fujo arguments against Toji in this thread are delusional and retarded as usual.

how in the hell are Edward and Jacob both nice, they are both brooding bad boys

Based and hetero-pilled. Toji is a saint and easily the best boy in the show.

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Juxtaposition might be a better word, they're very different interactions, with elements in common between them, put next to each other for comparison. Misato and Kaji have history, they've brooded over it enough they can explain what went wrong to a third party like Ritsuko, and Kaji understands what liberties he can take over Misato even directly telling him no. They're looking mature when it cuts to Asuka trying to trick Shinji into the kids playing house version of that.

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based baneposter

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Toji and the girl who liked him were literally the only characters I remember liking in that show.

Kaowru is literally the female version of Rei but according to NGE staff double standards worshipping Rei is a crime and otakuism while worshipping Kaworu is woke.

Do the WILLE boys have XM8s?

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gon vs killua

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Pretty sure those are G36s. Makes sense given the use of HKs in the original series, and the role of Germany as a major player in NERV and SEELE in the backstory.

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>The plot of Eva wouldn't even exist without Kaworu
The plot of Eva wouldn't exist without Rei.

Pretty sure most people prefer Killua and just wants Killua to confess his love so they can fuck each other already.

XM8s are also KHs my man. Also, G36 form more of an acute angle with their carry handle in while the XM series form more of a circle. It looks to me like it is more circular though I'm not 100%.

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TFW this thread is about how Asuka is best girl and best ship is ShinjiXAsuka. Also how KaworuXAsuka shippers need to be gassed.

All is right in the world

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meant to say HKs, not KH

WHOLESOME and SEMIcanon

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Mugen
Todoroki

How mindblowing would the sex be? You know they go raw each time and 100% Shinji nuts inside.

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At the end, none of the Eva ships are really appealing because they all are built on blatant wish-fulfillment and flanderization. Guys ship LAS and LRS according on who they want to fuck, either Rei and Asuka, while girls ship Kawoshin because Kaworu is dreamy and lately they're getting into LAK for the same reason. Actually this is fine because Eva isn't haremshit

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imagine living with all these asukas

I think the ending is Asuka showing love to Shinji Shinji and then later realizing he jerked off to her. It shows that pain will still bleed into their future relationship

The USP is Misato's, Nerv issues Glocks and Steyrs.

Ships? how can there be multiple if there is one destroyer and a few fishing vessels?

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Yeah, but the JSSDF operating under the UN are using G11s

Your tears are delicious.

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They would milk Shinji dry.

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Pretty much. They have the capacity to show love and acceptance now, and need each other to continue being individuals and stay sane. Their relationship, whether it end up being purely platonic or romantic, will improve with time but while they pave that path to happiness they will still feel the pain from the Hedgehog's Dilemma. Fortunately, they deemed that pain worth it.

Even the dolls?

At what point with the flamethrowers is SEELE just being dicks?

I never realized how well done the firearms are in Eva. Cool.

Shikinami always has bags under her eyes and looked tired

As a person who shipped homo pairs similar to kawoshin over the years I've come to realize that seiyuu ramblings and fanservice mean absolutely nothing. The only thing that matters in the canon material and eventually the word of director/writer/producer clarifying it.

Casually rubs her cheek on his cheek...
Let's be honest Asuka who is a genius and is not some dumb airhead 100% had a crush on Shinji.

Teenage energy and living with the opposite sex under the same roof tends to make that happen.

I MEAN THEY BANGED LIKE RABBITS!

>100% had a crush on Shinji.
Only homofags deny this and I don't even ship shinji and asuka

Kawoshin is the only homo ship I know of that was confirmed in canon and by the director
I guess that’s why it’s the only one I tolerate where I usually hate fujoshit

ASUKA A BEST!

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>confirmed in canon

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I’ve watched Eva like 10 times over the past decade and I still don’t see it, I’m actually surprised the pairing is so popular when it didn’t go anywhere in the show. Actually I don’t even know why Eva shipping is a thing when the show doesn’t really focus on it.

>Kawoshin

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Everything bad Shinji did to Asuka:
>Masterbates to her
>Chokes her twice, the second at the end of the movie after getting their minds broken. Second attempt he didn't have the intent to kill
Everything good Shinji did for Asuka:
>Agrees to follow along with her into Unit 02 while in a female outfit without any bitching despite her attitude
>Cooks for her and Misato & does her chores every goddamn day
>Had to apologize to Asuka to get her to dance train with him despite Asuka starting the fight
>Had the chance to kiss an unconscious Asuka
but didn't
>Jumped down into a fucking pit of boiling lava without protection to save her.
>Risks his life to attack Leilel first despite not knowing it's abilities
Now lets see the good things Asuka has done for Shinji:
>Was friends with him for 60 seconds
>Shielded against Spiderangel's acid for him (Which she only did out of pride)
>Waited for him in the hospital once
Everything bad Asuka did to Shinji:
>Immediatly proclaimed how she was better than him in their first meeting despite Shinji soloing 1 angel
>Forced him to wear a copy of her uniform which was said to be uncomfortable for males
>Scolded him for her expecting him (A Japanese) to know German
>Proceeds to insult him in every given opportunity
>Forcibly moves into his room and breaks some of his stuff
>Ruins the fucking plan against Israfel which caused both of them to get fucking buried and worsened NERVE's reputation
>Continues to be a bitch despite Shinji actually trying to work with her
>Wastes precious days training to be a bitch to Shinji
>Instead of doing anything nice (Apologies, congratulate, etc) she continues being a bitch
>Forced Shinji to be the leader against Leilel which trapped him in another fucking universe for 16 hours
>Taunts him into a forced kiss on the anniversary of his mom's death
>85 fucking bakas
youtube.com/watch?v=SSgM_YqHf_4
Miyamura is a fucking retard and so is every Asukafag on this board

>I still don’t see it

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Seele got JSSDF in there by representing Nerv as a doomsday cult about to start Third Impact, they think they're being prudent and not taking prisoners so they can rush fast enough to win before an Eva launches. They're being dicks the entire time because they're really just gunning down computer technicians trying to drag wounded coworkers to cover.

Threadly reminder that Reifags are still more cancerous than Asukafags and I bet a lot of them were false flagging in this thread to make themselves look better

They are meant to be together user.

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Perfect evidence why Asuka is worst girl

A Rei is fine too though.
She would be a great sister to Shinji.

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Then how come Anno didn’t put her in Rebuild?

Tsundere Queen.

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I remember Asuka complaining that Shinji "wouldn't even hold her", she wanted him to be a man for her. But he wasn't, he kept acting pathetic, and so she was frustrated and angry at him because that's what she needed

What would gendo do if shinji and rei became a couple?

She will be in the last movie

Reifags are fine as long as they aren't the ones who have a victim complex about the rebuilds or endlessly talk about their depression and how they want to return to mommy rei because they hate life

Cope

fool.
Shinji and Asuka are canon in any iteration or universe.

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Yeah it explains most of her tsun attitute towards him. She wants him to man up and be there for her emotionally, but she can never admit that to him, let alone to herself and so is conflicted about the whole thing and tries to play it off.

EVERYBODY

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Then you have to lurk more you ignorant bitch.

FINDS

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I'm going to say it

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LOVE

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THEIR SOULMATE.

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IN

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hah
GAY

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THE

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FAG!

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END

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EXCEPT

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SHINJI

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No nigga stop. I don't even like homo couple but this hurts to read.

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You guys remember that time Shinji jerked off over Kaworu?
wait... what? It was actually Asuka!?
You don't say...

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>this hurts to read.
In a cringe-inducing way or in a I am a faggot and need to get the fuck off Yea Forums kind of way?

fuck now im sad

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As in I don't even like Kaworu and Shinji as a ship but that comic strip was genuinely sad and depressing

kek, get out

Just got the shit captias... I am done posting for tonight.
goodnight and Asuka a best.

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So are yours.

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>but that comic strip was genuinely sad and depressing
so in a
>I am a faggot and need to get the fuck off Yea Forums kind of way

got it.

Don't make such a sad face Shinji, we'll meet again.

youtube.com/watch?v=7SeiwBKuFNA

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Rei a shit but Reifags are still infinitely more tolerable than space homos

kaworu is popular with fags and teenage girls who didnt watch evangelion untill it popped up on netflix. he was irrelevant in the fanbase before that. personally I think hes one of the worst characters in the show beyond his purpose as a vessel for shinji's development.

Also, I like Shinji. People who say he is supposed to be a reader insert must have a very narrow view of what kind of very specific kind of person could project into a character as distinctly weak and flawed as shinji.

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>space homos

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Good thread boyys

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Then you've never seen Reifag shitposting.

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dont post western crap otherwise i'll have to hunt you down and eat you alive, just like my hero armin meiwes did

i wonder what happened to reiheart

They left Yea Forums in tears along with the rest of the Reifags.
The only one left is the textwall spammer autist, and even here only rarely comes by these days.

So all that's left is a few Asukafags and Kaworufags and the one AsukaxKaworufag

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>Kaworufags are the only ones that discuss the show seriously
The only thing kaworufags discuss are their homo fantasies.

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I'm not going to say the "Cause they're waifus" response
It's because they only had 1 mental breakdown, 1 moment to reveal their insecurities to the world which makes the moments feel earned for the characters (It also helps for Rei's popularity that she was able to kill the angel mind raping her)
But Shinji doesn't have that 1-moment weakness, he has like 10 of them across the entire show and every other episode is dedicated to Shinji's psychology breakdowns.
It got stale for the audience because we only expect 1 moment for a character. I'm not talking about screaming in pain, I'm referring to "character hallucinates a place crafted from his psychology and has a therapy session with ghosts" breakdowns.
Leilel: Has a breakdown
Babediel: Has a breakdown
Zeruel: Runs away a second fucking time and stays on his ass while Asuka and Rei nearly die then when he gets his power up he get's trapped in Unit 01 and for an entire episode we're treated to Shinji's longest fucking breakdown with the same shit repeated from the last breakdowns (I hate my dad, you run away, hallucinations of his friends) it and also doesn't help that the staff just reused scenes so it feels unnecessary.
Then just after that we got a lore dump with Gendou and Fuyutski then after that the Asuka episode, then a Rei episode.
Then when the focus finally gets shifted back towards Shinji he spends most of the episode abanding the already established cast for a new character only to kill him in the end then breakdowns after gay twink's death. Then the last two fucking episodes of the show are just repeating the same shit we already know about the characters than having each character spout out philosophical bullshit and pointing out the obvious with static poses and reused scenes flashing to make it look mystical.
Then in the movie, he proceeds to do nothing for 99% of the runtime while fan-favorite characters die for him and then he proceeds to end the world.
That is why people hate Shinji

>replying to posts from three hours ago
How is this madman able to make so many anons so mad?

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The reason I hate Shinji is because after all Toji Misato and Rei did for him he just runs away and abandons them and falls in love with some random dude who just shows up.
Also he was scared of Rei being a clone but he didn't give a fuck that Kaworu was a fucking angel?
Why is seeing a giant Rei so scary but seeing giant Kaworu is the best thing in the world?

Shinji is such a fucking faggot I hate him. My nigga Toji deserves a better friend.

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I'm a newfag, to you guys regularly save screenshots, keep them in a folder to use them just in case?

No, it's just that Reifag shitposting is so infamous around here that compilations of their ranting is frequently posted.

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Insufferable character + insufferable fanbase.

Too bad Anno is a Kaworufag himself, huh?
He'll shill for his husbando until he dies, so you better get used to it user-kun.

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I didn't like Kaworu in NGE but I actually really liked him in 3.33. The 'lessons' he taught Shinji felt more real since he was teaching them to him through action instead of just spouting verbiage at Shinji hoping something'd stick.

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>The reason I hate Shinji is because after all Toji Misato and Rei did for him he just runs away and abandons them and falls in love with some random dude who just shows up.
My feelings exactly regarding Shinji and the latter part of Eva in a nutshell. Couldn't give a damn about Shinji's bullshit problems when people around him were genuinely suffering and hurting. After ep 19 I was mostly checked out and was just wondering how much more interesting the show would've been if it followed Toji instead of Shinji from that point onward. Still find it peculiar that Anno expected me to care about pseudo suffering of a faggot who comparatively to other people in the show had it pretty fucking easy.


Literally don't give a shit. Kaworu will eat shit as usual because Anno loves torturing his faves, so, whatever. I'm only here because apparently Toji and co. are in the last one, if they aren't then even less fucks given.

>when your blackmailed after-school trap slave acts like you're dating

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>the one AsukaxKaworufag
So we have not gassed them all out yet...

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By being 100% wrong and retarded,

3.33 is literally just a bunch of unused ideas from the episode 24 draft except with more pianos and running horses, I hated it.
NGEworu had his own shit going on with seele, rei, and his free will to choose how he would die.
In Rebuild he's literally just muh Shinji, but then again every fucking character is like that.
Rebuild sucks because everything revolves around Shinji.

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>Anno is a Kaworufag himself,
why do you lie user?

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Oh you poor newfag.
Every time Kaworu is ever mentioned in an interview Anno goes on and on about how perfect and awesome he is.
Then his fucking wife keeps drawing him shirtless and shit for the Eva calendar and he helps color it.

Anno's a fucking faggot, I'm not surprised he shit out a fujopandering travesty like 3.0.

Kaworu and Asuka are the only two characters Anno still gives a shit about at this point.

So no answer as to why you are lying?
got it.

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>Oh you poor newfag.
why do you write like a bitch?

GOOD NIGHT IRENE

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I hated 3.0 because not only is Anno is an asshole who didn't care to give Toji closure and just hoped people would forget about him in TV NGE, for a hot second I thought he actually went there and killed him off off screen with even less of a reaction from Shinji than in the TV show. Such fucking disregard.

?

Why should a man have to show affection towards some slut that constantly abuses him? This kind of thnking is exactly why men are getting fucking tired of women.

Toji isn't popular nor is he one of Anno's favorites so he was doomed from the start, unfortunately.

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Do my eyes deceive me! or are we seeing a mythical Touji fag? This is actually a very rare event!

SCREENSHOT THIS THREAD!

There's that guy and a Toji fujoshit who gets mad whenever someone calls Toji ugly.

Asuka is a Godded and she and Shinji are meant to rule in heaven together!!!!!

CRY MORE!

>toji that low
God japs have shit fucking taste. Toji would be an amazing bro to lift with, train mma with and then get shitfaced at home afterwards while cooping EDF5

>gets mad whenever someone calls Toji ugly.
But he is!

Now we wait with our camera in hand!

>train mma with and then get shitfaced at home afterwards
People forget post 2nd impact earth is not like our earth...

Japan is fucking obsessed with Kaworu, I wouldn't be surprised if Anno was going to kill Shinji off and replace him as the new Eva MC

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Blow it out your ass.

Asuka best girl.
Toji best boy.
Misato best women.
AsuShin OTP

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In Shinji's defence, Ritsukou never told him memories were transferred between Rei's.

[Touji's pilot arc, Kaworu & ReixShinji's Relationship and Gendou]
Manga >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anime
[Everything else]
Anime >>>>>>>>Manga
The anime dropped heavily with the last arc thank god we have the manga to make up for this mess.
In the manga Touji's fears for being a pilot are revealed as he and Shinji talk it out. Shinji is way more fucking concerned for Rei as they actually have bonding moments which explains Rei's wanting to Fuse with Shinji. Kaworu is introduced earlier to set up his and Shinji's bond and Shinji doesn't abandon Misato or anybody to be gay. To add more angst to the fire, Touji dies and Kensuke ends their friendship over that. He abandons everybody and says he wished he never the cast to begin with since all of these encounters brought him nothing but pain. Also Gendou is such a chad in the manga and has a fucking character rather then "Muh Yui". It turns out that Yui was the only person that loved Gendou ever since he was abandoned by his parents. He became overly dependant on Yui's love and saw her as a light from heaven in this dark world and actually hated Shinji because he stole Gendou's light. Also the fact that he fucking generates A.T fields from his hand after eating Adam and goes on a murder spree after revealing his diabolical plan to Shinji really makes the manga better than the anime.

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In the past few weeks there have been several Toji threads with over 100 replies. There's hardly only two of us. Why are kaworufags to sensitive to other people not liking their basic bitch choice bishounen?

But I don't even like kowaru, and I haven't seen a single toji thread

>Touji dies is better
Opinion discared.

Shinji chose to be gay with angel boy over being with asuka, that disqualifies that pairing and is the reason why I will forever despise Shinji

>I haven't seen a single toji thread
Then you need to lurk more loser.

>Author is a Reifag
Thought about checking out the manga. Does it deviate a bunch or these dudes piping hard?

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>Shinji chose to be gay with angel boy over being with asuka
Nah. Shinji chose the hardest path in the end, chosing to face all the people he tanged instead of chilling with gay angel in LCL heaven.

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I don't think anyone actually hates Toji. He seems to be the safest character choice in all of Eva since he's just generally a nice guy. But consequentially people seem to forget about him because of those attributes. Same with Kaji.
Seeing a Toji fangirl on the other hand is a rare sight.

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Shaping you franchise based on popularity is the fastest route to losing respect as a creator.

Until he reset the world to Rebuild and made only Kaworu remember everything.

>implying Anno gives a shit about Eva anymore
Just compare Rebuild to Shin Godzilla. It's obvious how much passion and care Anno puts into literally anything else that isn't Eva.

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>Until he reset the world to Rebuild and made only Kaworu remember everything.
Fanwank.

Based

Poor user, don't say I didn't warn you.

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Toji has been on my mind of the past fifteen years. I can't get over the way Anno treated him.

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If that's true, then that's just sad. He's a cartoon character user, get the fuck over it. Anno wants you to stop obsessing over Eva.

Plot is mostly the same with like a quarter of the episodes subtracted, there are character scenes added like flashbacks for Shinji and a backstory for Kaji that don't really change events, but all the characterizations start different enough that they feel like a different cast anyway.

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Original user here, not saying Touji dying is better I'm saying Shinji's descend into depression was handled better since he had a reason to be depressed (Touji's death).
Worded it poorly

Kaworu "remembers" shit because he is similarly to Ayanami a series of clones with transplanted memories in Rebuild. It has nothing to do with any timeloops. "This time I will make you happy" is a reference to what Gendo has told some other version of Kaworu who died before him. In 3.0 it's revealed that what Kaworu thought would make Shinji happy is opening the door of guff. Essentially Kaworu is just a retard who is being used by Gendo to do his bidding by being manipulated with a "do it it'll make Shinji happy" bs Gnedo is feeding him.

Akira Ishida literally says Kaworu is timelooping, Evageeks retard. He's been a timelooper since the 1998 SRW games.
This is established canon to everyone in the Japanese fanbase, the only retards who try to argue against it are Evageeks and fags like you who don't know Japanese or jackshit about the Eva franchise.

Also your theory doesn't make any sense because the door of guff has been open since second impact, furthermore gendo and kaworu meet for the first time in 2.0, and lastly Anno wrote in the storyboards that the end of 2.0 was Kaworu and Shinji's 'reunion'.

What a fucking throwback

>I'm saying Shinji's descend into depression was handled better since he had a reason to be depressed (Touji's death).
And that's wrong because Shinji is hardly depressed and he actually has less of a reaction over Toji's death than maiming in the anime. The optics of that situation in the manga re actually even worse than they are in the anime because while the anime had Shinji get over it due to Toji being alive, the manga focuses on it even less and has Shinji get over Toji's death just as fast with even more obnoxious Kaworu hijinks. And at the end of the day this is all still just shallow misery porn while the anime had something more interesting to say about Shinji as a character. In the anime Toji actually has a character moment with Shinji, he doesn't blame him for anything and is more worried about Shinji's wellbeing, but Shinji doesn't try to understand him, he runs away from Toji out of his own free will instead of simply not being able to see him. This situation reinforces a theme about Shinji's character, running away from people when they need him. Shinji can't run away from Toji if he's dead. Overal the situation is more nuanced and intersting than in the manga which simplifies literally everything.

Fuck you. I'm not an obsessive waifufag I just get sad thinking about it from time to time. Why don't you give that advice to others and yourself probably.

You clearly are an obsessive waifufag. Grow the fuck up.

>Akira Ishida literally says Kaworu is timelooping, Evageeks retard
Whatever VAs say has no meaning whatsoever. And NO, he never actually says that, he uses a figure of speech that gets misinterpreted by faggots like you.

>the door of guff has been open since second impact
Wrong.
>gendo and kaworu meet for the first time in 2.0
Wrong.
>Anno wrote in the storyboards that the end of 2.0 was Kaworu and Shinji's 'reunion'.
Not in a literal sense, moron.

>He's been a timelooper since the 1998 SRW games.
>THE GAMES THO
What a fucking moron.

You are clearly obsessive waifufag yourself for being in this thread. Fuck off and grow the fuck up yourself, you hypocritical cunt.

He directly tells Shinji he thinks Shinji's hope is to be alone in a void forever, that extinctions are great but the Lilin got in the way, then just says "hope" and "fix the world" again and Shinji decides all on his own that means undoing Third Impact.

>ISHIDA
>Actually, while 1.0 was being recorded, the director, Mr. Anno, gave me a lecture about who Kaworu and Shinji are in Rebuild.
The thing the rest of the cast was surprised about this time were the things that the director had revealed to me alone in the beginning, and how my role and what I knew sort of lined up neatly. On the other hand, I kept having, ‘Ooh! You guys didn’t know that?’ moments. I had to be evasive with anyone looking for explanations up until now, and I guess I kind of miss the feeling of, ‘oh too bad, they think it’s a rehash,’ and ‘heh, they totally fell for it’ since that was kind of fun.

Anno literally told Ishida what Rebuild was about and no one else.
The Japanese Ishida uses is literally time cycles, it's not a figure of speech at all.

Fuyutsuki says in 2.0 that the door has open since the second impact.
Kaworu says hajimemashite to Gendo, that's the word you use when you first meet someone.

None of which has any connection to any past events and takes place strictly within the context of Rebuilds. To say otherwise is to blatantly fanwank.

That's straight up wrong though, Kaworu says Shinji prefers to be in an unchanging void, but Kaworu says himself that Shinji needs to accept change to live on.

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>Kaworu says hajimemashite to Gendo, that's the word you use when you first meet someone.
He's a fresh clone right out of the box so yeah they "meet" for the first time in that sense. He's also implied to already know him though.

>He's also implied to already know him though.
Yeah, because he's a timelooper.

Anno trashed most of his conceptual work halfway into 2.0. Whatever Ishida has to say after that fact is long invalid. Directors also feed bs and red herrings to the VA to avoid spoilers.

He only trashed certain aspects of the plot because he wanted to fit in his tsunami bullshit, if you rewatch all the way from 1.0 again you'll see there's deliberate changes made that directly connect to 3.0.

No, I mean you're misrepresenting him as better intentioned than was shown.

No user, the simplest explanation is usually the most correct one. Rebuilds are simple, they simplify stuff. Kaworu wakes up in a coffin which lays next to a few more opened coffins to his left, and a few closed ones to his right. What do you think came from the opened ones? What do you think is in the closed coffins? I'll tell you what, the Kaworu you see in the new trailer is what came out of the nest closed coffin to his right.

The coffins represent the timeloops he's gone through, if they were clones then why would SEELE have already gone through three of them? Why would a Kaworu clone wake up when Shinji has 'awakened'?
Kaworu says Rei can't pilot unit 13 because as a clone her soul is in a different place, the fact that he can pilot it means he can't be a clone like her.

>The coffins represent the timeloops he's gone through
Far fetched and retarded. Keep on fanwanking.
>why would SEELE have already gone through three of them?
Causing Second Impact perhapps, failed Eva tests ect.
>Why would a Kaworu clone wake up when Shinji has 'awakened'?
Because Gendo orchestrated it so.
>Kaworu says Rei can't pilot unit 13 because as a clone her soul is in a different place, the fact that he can pilot it means he can't be a clone like her.
That's about Rei Q who lacks the aspect of Lilith/Poka Rei. Kaworu has his Adam soul in place. Although it's also possible that Rebuild has several Adams and therefore several available souls.