ABE

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i want to but i cant

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>HAVE SEX
Sorry Abe....

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fuck off abe you can't make me

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give me work visa and i'll see what I can do

Done.

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zeke 'i was merely faking' Yeager

I will soon Abe I promise! I got my first girlfriend 3 months ago and yesterday she gave me a handjob for the first time.
Are you proud of me ?

I will never send you the child request form.

not with that attitude.
If you want something, you gotta TAKE it by force if necessary.

I had sex yesterday. Are you proud of me, Abe?

I will, with birth control you old fuck.

>implying sex is real

Save Hex instead.
Become a witch today!

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It would be a good idea to report Abe threads in my opinion

>report Abe threads

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What do you think the A in Yea Forums stands for?

I did
Please teach Japanese girls how to enjoy it and not act like they're being raped to death from the slightest touch, i bet you this is why so many elevens have a problem with it.

Also, 10 years to get normalized you stupid fuck? you ain't gonna see any kids from me 'til you hand me the damn certificate.

NO!

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>"No."
>Only after marrying

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you can't make me Abe! You'll never take me alive

MARRY AND REPRODUCE
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW

I had it once. It was weird, I couldn't enjoy it at all and didn't even cum.

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Muslim men have sex before marriage every chance they can get
It's called rape
They only worry about the "after marriage" part if it's one of their wives or their cousin daughter

But I'm alone here user. Want to copulate with me?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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You need to find the Civil Office and a willing participant to get one

Bought a hooker once
does that count?

>ywn have a cute 19 year old 90s girl sukeban zombie wife that you can impregnate

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cope

don't forget prostetution (which is basically a short-term marriage in Islam)

Dumb frogposter.

Yeah, obviously.
But you're still an incel loser.

>1488

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Don't forget goats and sheep.

Give me a JC gf first Abe-sama.

>giving up on wizardry

Do you like it in nipland?

Well, do you wonder why I bought one in the first place?

i do all the time
shitty meme that already invested Yea Forums and it's also completely off-topic

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I also believe in reporting gets

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STOP DISCRIMINATING AGAINST FOREIGNERS FIRST

shows what a newfag you are

He doesn't hate them
he just doesn't want them in his country

STOP

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Once I'm married with my gf I will

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>OP says hace sex with Abe meme
>virgins post reasons and muh waifu
>incel virgins try to bait the virgins by pretending they had sex or have a gf
>the other virgins and other incels bite the bait and get mad and say they should dilate
>one user brings up how Yea Forums was a sanctuary for virgins and incels and asks where it all went wrong
>shitposters now argue with shit and Yea Forums is full of normalfags now, about sex, their ronery lives, and meta Yea Forums things
>the 20% of Yea Forums who had sex brag about it like the normalfags they are further triggering the 80% of Yea Forums who are loser virgins

this is how thread will go
we can all leave now

GET FUCKED

so basically never...

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This

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never say never.

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Stop dreaming

you diferentate between china and nips ?

>>tfw have a chad face and always attracts attention when I’m in the room but I have a beer belly
Getting fit is hard.

That's only Shianiggers

no

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name?

if we stop having sex and children we will stop all suffering, doesn't that sound better abe-kun?

It's pretty great if:
-you're white enough
-you're fluent enough in japanese (read/write less important, talking has to be pretty damn good)
-you're above 180cm preferably, and definitely not under 175
-You're an Engineer or good programmer

It's much harder if you lack any of those. I'm having loads of fun though, girls are much better than the west (unless you neglect them, then they become total demons and will destroy you with such tenacity it makes latinas look mild)

Yeah, as if