Tejina-senpai

If a magic trick is performed correctly in a clubroom but no one is there to witness it, did it happen?

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Well yeah, it's called practice.

Schrodinger's tejina

Where does senpai keep getting ¥1000 bills?

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That guy must really like living statues if he was willing to give senpai all that money, huh? What a nice guy.

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If you grope Tejina's boobs while she is sleeping and nobody notices that then is this a sexual harassment?

Tejina is for old bald rich men.

Tejina's vejina

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That dummy is thick

The purpose of a magic trick is to trick someone
If there is no audience nobody can be tricked, there is no magic

New chapter

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No idea what they're saying so..

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>that expression
jesus guide my dick

ITS A SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TIME

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I guess she isn't in school anymore from last chapter.

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Its up

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Nice thanks

Could Senpai fool them? Keep in mind that they have over 100 years of experience in magic between the two of them.

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off to a good start

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Senpai is for _____

Bullying

Even at her best moment she couldnt fool Vladimir Kokol

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Tejina's a professional web designer!

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Senpai being able to perform was really cute. Good episode.

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>WTF i love chinese communism now
DEATH TO HONG KONG TRAITORS AND TERRORIST

Another great episode.
I love watching this stupid retard.

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ROUND

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I need to breed Sempai.

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Saki sure likes racy undergarments.

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Senpai, no!

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Cute

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Gloryhole Senpai

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This got dark fast.

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Don't click here

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sowwy i did...

MODS

>mfw I just hovered the cursor over it and got the prize anyway

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RIP Fatty

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This week's theme: meat.

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OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE MAGIC ISN'T REAL

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Weird how they left it as mikans but I guess they wanted to stay consistent with the title.

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My dumb and innocent senpai

>[happy shitposting noises]

A lot of potato senpais this time.

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I like how much mad shit they were talking to each other in the mentalism skit.

buy senpai's service

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Why is this show so fun to watch? I really like senpai.

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ママおっぱい

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If I practice the packing the meat trick with Tejina-senpai while she's sleeping, did it really happen?

I Liked how she rolled with assistant-kun's comment about the dumber one being in front

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>Platelets celebrate a victory over invading bacteria.

I can't believe Senpai was beaten up by children.

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>another week without shark teeth senpai
what's with this blue-balling shit show. she's all over the OP and ED give me more of her.

baby-making

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She should just contribute to this site

glamourillusions.com/

Nice

This guy will be her best costumer.

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Read the manga then.

Why is girls being stuck and having birds poop on them so arousing?

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I found this: twitter.com/senpa1_tezina

I-I feel weird...

>If a magic trick is performed correctly by a cute girl but no one is there to witness it, did it happen?

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*unzips*

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Magic blowjob

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What's so magic about it?

She uses her fangs to make your dick dissapear. Forever.

She'll make you continuously cum

I miss the early internet. It was full of mystery and magic. People who created websites for interesting or weird things.
Now everything is twitter/leddit/facebook.

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Cute gag

>BENIS
CALL DA BOLICE

>Artist: John K. Peta

It looks like a vagina. With teeth.

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reddit and twitter are still ok, theyr'e limited outlets.
Facebook dumbed the internet forever. It is now objectively a worse place.

Me on the bottom right when watching a new Machikado episode.

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>for my next trick, I'll make all your semen disappear!

>Putting your dick through paper l
You're a braver man than I

Based user

Wahaha

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Maybe what's what they mean when they say some men are cut.

Remember when the most basic advice and common sense when it came to the internet was never post or reveal your real identity online. Nowadays it's considered creepy if you don't plaster your identity on social media and post everything that's going on in your life online.

I honestly can't decide which is worse

Blessed paizuri hole.

I saw that.

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The price

I guess she's going to make her integrity disappear.

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"Now watch as I make the historical documentation of the Tienanmen Square Massacre disapear!"

>this is a Japanese cockatiel

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It's a penis

Hello to you too

I bet she 'accidentally' leaves them out for her brother to find

Hi Daisuke.

Assistant is low key the funniest part of the show.

youtube.com/watch?v=EUsWvgdlwLg
Jap guy is learning English by reading this thread!

She earns the money

She's a moron so I'm pretty sure she's gotten taken advantage of already.

Yep never assume someone is who they say they are and never put up anything you wouldn't be ok with everyone you know seeing. Basic shit that people don't seem to remember

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DAISUKE ARE YOU STILL HERE
すきです!

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I'm gonna leave my mark!
Benis.

That's hilarious. Random jap user if you understand this if there's anything you wanna go over let us know. Always happy to help

Thursday is taking to long.

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...

>no skin fang
100% better

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sounds like she's breathing through a lead pipe

She would better without the flesh fang. Fite me.

she cant keep getting away with it

Reddit has an actual purpose and is just misused as a community discussion site, but Twitter has had just as negative an impact on the web as Facebook. It encourages the same kind of real identity bullshit while also adding a character limit that makes inane posts the standard and prevents any meaningful discussion in favor of celeb worship and shouting horrible opinions into the wind. It also led to a shitton of stupid acronyms and artists refusing to host their shit somewhere easily searchable.

Seconded, user-kun. It bothers the shit out of me too.

Magic doesn't exist

i wonder if posting this will get me banned

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I'm only 7 years old and what is this?

>you will never be 5 year old again

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A cow user, can't you read?

I like how the show is funny, lewd, but still about magic tricks.

Sempai would make a great mother
>pic related is her and our kids after I impregnate her

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KONICHIWA DAISUKE SAMA

>The manga didn't have bird poop
Seemed extra mean desu.

The cum magically disappears!

If I impregnate that dork while she's unconscious, and she doesn't remember it, did it happen?

>stockings + chinese dress
Assistant-kun has great taste.

GURANDO SPONSORU TOKYO DAY OH CHRISTMASU

Actual display of magic is what I picked this show up for and I'm glad it delivered. And I love the attention to detail here. Fuck I didn't even notice the cane going behind her ear when she did the motion even though it was in full sight.

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Only if she actually does gets pregnant.

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He’s gotten so much better over the past few months.

Dork

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McLovin

ass

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>hunterfag

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It looks like the brocon has a better ass.

I love those red fingertips so fucking much

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>senpai is wearing normal panties
>gyaru is wearing sexy, tight-fitting panties
That would make perfect sense.

Senpai has the better boobs, so the brocon has to compete somehow.

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I love this dude. I just wish he released videos more frequently.

i almost forgot about this guy

Damn I missed my opportunity to shine

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>Guide my dick
>Too high I.Q. line
Dozo

>stopped right before my post

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>lewd pregnant sempai when

Do your best user

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Senpai looks cute with glasses.

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how much pubic hair does she have

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She has in fact, stuffed some of her props into her underwear to conceal them. Consider washing your hands after handling any of her stuff.

More like consider licking my fingers.

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Gross dude, that's where the doves live.

That's some geocities-tier stuff...

Reminds me of hi5 profile pages.

Seeing it in color really adds to the eye-hemorrhage inducing ugliness. Also nice to see the Gal do something useful.

For me, it's succubus senpai.

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For me it's chainsaw senpai.

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How about the "dissapearance of scholars" trick?

Guys...
GUYS.
Why do I wanna marry senpai and take care of her so she can practice her magic in peace?!

Makes her look smart.

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Suddenly I am attracted to Senpai!

Smart Senpai.

Senpai is a good smart girl!

>Makes her look smart.
it doesn't.
That funny face reveals her low IQ no matter how many glasses she wears

who is this genius

And why has she never been photographed in the same room as Tejina-senpai!?

i nearly spat out my drink

Gambatte

>enter the clubroom
>see this
What do?

High IQT

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Another addition to my collection.

She needs more lewd art.

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Who learns how to speak English by using those threads? They are usually full of ESL. I know for sure because I am one of them

What's your first language?

Hallo. Tejina are tricks you not yet magical tactical is why.

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>tejima
Unless there's a joke I missed you fucked up.

Tejina means slight of hand. Senpai should try some three card monte to raise funds.

Tekoki-senpai

>that video of him trying to read the Yunyun bully thread
Wish he did more

>Buffaro Buffaro Buffaro Buffaro Buffaro

I want to make my cum disappear inside her.

Daisuke is a good boy

cuddling/kissing

did they search all her orifices?

I want porn of this bald fat man fucking her

sleight

Pumping and dumping.

I'd feel better if the blowjob wasn't magical.
I don't want my dick to become the new 1000 yen bill.

The time hath not come

>Senpai ventures into the world of erotic magic tricks
>Tries the cutting a dick in half trick

That's from the manga?
Picked up.

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Senpai is so cultured!

CUTE!!!

why does senpai love making fun of fatties?
it hurts

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They actually don't make fun of his weight all that much.

>dat oregairu vid
>hope MC says something ironic to normies and stays lonely
fucking KEK this nip is based

So what's the trick here?

fatties deserve to be made fun of, so they either lose weight or kill themselves, either being an improvement.

No

Yes

I'm a magician, should I watch this or will I throw my screen out of the window?

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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The show isnt really about making accurate magic tricks, its about watching people fuck them up.

>sempai
Yes I'm still mad

Man.. I could just head to my magic circle for that. Thank you anyway.

I hope they adapt the clown story.

What's your favourite impromptu trick?

It's the only show that treats magic at a realistic level if at all. Honorary mention to Kaito 1412 for webm related though, but it's otherwise generally bullshit.

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UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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God, she really is a Naruto headband wearing dork equivalent magic fan.

it's like candybutt got crossed with explosion loli

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DON'T BLUEBALL ME ANY LONGER
WHERE IS FUCKING MADARA
I'M AN ANIME ONLY ON CELIBACY

Ukrainian

Put me in the screencap.

what the fuck is this shit

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Still cute.

How many sexy retards who often get into lewd situations are there? That's one reason for you to watch this show.

skinfang

She is a gyaru, they are typically sluts

She is not a slut, it's all for her little brother.

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The best part about Assistant-kun is that he has an actual libido, and doesn't get terribly embarrassed by all the lewd shit that goes down around him, unlike other manga mcs.

wtf?!?!? How is it floating?!

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can't tell if dummy thicc or thicc dummy

thicc dummy, for sure.

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a slut for her brother in this case.

wtf why is it so easy to learn english
why can't japanese be this easy

Would you dare put it in her magical realm?

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Girls stuck in outfits they're emotionally uncomfortable in is a huge yes for me.

Put her in a Kigurumi next!

because it's correct either way?

Any crop of Tejina holding the book?

Why is she so dumb?

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>no science senpai this episode
what's even the point

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look at those honkers

Shark teeth looks much better in the manga. Might as well pick the manga up for her.
Holy fuck Daisuke is still alive?

What animal was in japanese? What she says sounds nothing like cockatiel

His pronunciation is pretty good

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What does it look like, user?

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In an instant you'll be teleported to another plane of existence

Would you follow senpai on twitter for all her lewd magical selfies?

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Is this how girls become prostitutes? They just dumb their way into the position accidentally?

I already do

I can't tell what the fattest thing in this picture is

>watch me make all 12 inches dissappear into tejina-senpai

Godspeed lad

Is senpai, dare I say... HONKpilled?

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Senpai has at least one brain cell

Haha y-you see this was the making fun of myself trick... ha ha

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twitter.com/senpa1_tezina

Ha, did they just make this to copy and paste into the manga?

haha yeah, who would do something like that? not me, that's for sure...

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This image is so fucking erotic, I could fap to just this.

I wonder why assistant-kun worries about senpai so much

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magic, duh

I’d actually pay to see Ma-kun cuck his sister with assistant-kun

I don't get it

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The young ones are hungry and go for the udders.

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>swimsuit sempai
Oh lord I can't wait

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>And then after 9 months, a baby will magically appear!

>just realized we're at episode 8 again.
Shit goes way too fast.

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Felt like we were at the start of the season for weeks then suddenly time skipped to the last leg of it.

hahaha benis :DDD

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*click*

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BIG AND BLACK

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Delete

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What does her hair smell like?

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Will she ever find that coin?

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otaku sweat and citrus

>*smug*

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ahh much better

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Ma-kun’s cum

>Implying Saki-chan would let Ma-kun's cum be shoot on anyone but herself

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Is this show actually good or should I just fap to the doujins? I made the mistake of watching Dagashi Kashi and I don't want a repeat of that.

If you have time to be posting here, you probably have time to check it out. Eps are only 12 and a half minutes.

surprisingly good
manga too

Thanks, I'll check it out. At least it won't be a 24 minute candy commercial.

>actually good
mediocre at best and easily forgettable. but for sure it's not the snorefest like the candy sluts anime.

Be creative user

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It's quality is pretty consistent, so if you enjoy the first episode, the rest will be worth watching.

I'd put it up there with Ueno san, at least.

> 66% done with spring already

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Nice.

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Radies and Gentlemen

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I love how she says kowai

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P U R G E

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Am I the only one who gets their autism in a twist whenever that first "RADIES AND GENTELMEN!", it really shouldn't piss me off but damn was it so hard to say "Ladies"? I mean I've never in my life been bothered by bad English, especially since my parents barely speaks it. Maybe its the retarded instrumental ques that sounds like the circus from hell.

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Don't worry, it sounds cute!

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Can someone tell me what's happening here, because it looks really really lewd

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What does he mean by "made a statue"?
I really don't want to watch a whole echi anime just to find out

>he read my post and thought it was funny

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Nips can't make the 'L' sound since it doesn't appear in their own language. Just how it is.

Kek ok, thanks

It means that you're retarded and shouldn't exist.

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I sure did!

So magic bros... what do you think is senpai's real name?

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>They are usually full of ESL.
That's hardly the worst part about it.

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Would you impregnate Senpai and take responsibility knowing full well she'll pass on her retard genes to your children and that she'll spend her adult life perusing a doomed career in magic? She would most likely ask you to move to the shithole that is Las Vegas so that she can pursue her career and you'll have to take care of her financially.

Absolutely

Man, senpai is easy to hypnotize.

he laughed at jesus guide my dick

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>[Youtube] Yea Forums watching Japanese guy learn English through Yea Forums threads (embed)

Show senpai your best magic trick!

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I already got a vasectomy so I can just lie

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>Would you impregnate Senpai
Yes
>and take responsibility
No

YAMERO

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i wish kitaeri was in more stuff

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>>>/guro/

I did this in front of my cat, and he bolted out of the room faster than I've ever seen his chubby ass run.

C-cute.

>gore on a blue board
MODS MODS MODS

Tejina senpai? More like vagina senpai, because she was made for impregnating.

Is this really a question?

That's not wrong

Senpai is vulnerable, using “hypnosis” he was able to get het to strip naked.

Are there doujins for this yet?

Yeah, you can go to hell for all I care, also SEMPAI SEMPAI SEMPAI.

IF ONLY SHE DIDN'T HAVE A SKIN FANG

I like skin fangs.

I'm mostly indifferent on skin fangs

i also find this to be a confusing decision

Houdini

It’s magic.

>check doujins
>Miyamoto Issa
Muh heart

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Cute, I love wholesome vanilla stuff.

disgusting, i hate whole vanilla crap

boobs too big

user too gay

I mean for starters they are introduced to English in school. I only had Spanish and French and I don't remember any of it.

It's less a commercial and honestly there isn't actually that much magic.

English isn't hard to learn compared to learning Japanese.

I wonder if she's sick of being typecast as the token gyaru character.

THICC

PROMOTIONS

cute

Tejina-senpai a FATTY.

Between Sounan and Tejina, wich half-length show do you prefer?

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Can't choose. I really love both. The threads are also equally comfy.

Yep, both are surprises of the season for me.

I can imagine sounding out words must be a bitch for them in the beginning, since kana’s sounds never change. A lot of words in English just don’t sound how they’re written

Why does she wear camisole?
Does the bra match her panties?
And it needs a pubic hair edit.

MAGIC TRICK, user. NOT MAGIC DICK.

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I wish I ever did this at least once when I was a kid.

How to edit webms?
>censor the orange
>change the orange juice to white color

>super ultra great delicious wonderful necessary boob jiggles

What's the extension/dictionary he uses to get words?
We have Rikaichan for japanese, but the english one seems more professional.

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Is it me or was Tejina acting like a jerk during the first part of this episode?

You're probably just fat.

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Nope. And it was not the only inappropriate thing that she said in that scene. She also called gyaru-senpai dumb soon after that

She's been hanging with Assistant-kun too much

Japanese dude, if you're reading this post.
Keep doing learning english, after a while you'll be so good in english without you realizing it.
That's how I learned to speak english so fluently, My native language is arabic.
احبكم شباب, بدون شذوذ جنسي

>with Assistant-kun
That bastard is slowly ruining my precious dork

>That's how I learned to speak english so fluently
>Keep doing learning

>Keep doing learning
Oh, at first I was going to write "Never stop doing this" but then I changed it to "Keep doing it that way", Then I changed it again to "Keep learning english that way", then I settled on "Keep learning English"
I guess I messed it up.

Crazy man's handcuffs always gets good reactions. I mostly do impromptu though, if I don't do an impromptu trick I just prep in front of the crowd. I do out of this world with a huge prep stage where I do an association game before and tell the audience that our minds are nothing but reference points to other things, but that all people fall into certain categories. They think that I adjust the deck according to their category or thinking. but you know?

huh, that looks rotoscoped. Very nice. Might take a look.

Not gonna lie, I have a whole comedy routine with that sort of trick, but instead of removing the tip I make it look like I remove my whole thumb. I used to drop a fake thumb towards the end, but people didn't really get the joke and just went "ah, so he fucked up. now I know how he did all of it" without understanding that it explains nothing.

>his scream
god like

good voice acting, short skits that don't overstay their welcome, short running time. titty meat

It's magic. No really, as in magic being the subject.

He can't understand the very first post kek

>моє обличчя коли японець регоче зі скріншоту, що я запостив поки їхав тролейбусом на роботу
>моє обличчя коли я не маю обличчя

In case some didn't already know, this is the Chinese "magic" referred to in this episode.
youtu.be/KwfGdJIzYZs

Do you have a screen cap of her in that outfit plus the pose? I'll work on it, if you can included the incidentals too

pls, at least post the weeaboo version from Jeff youtu.be/XslyuuA8E_Q

This one was great, really nailed the characters.

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That has nothing to do with mask changing. Nor Chinese.

I realize that now. I thought I was linking this youtube.com/watch?v=5XKF-_O3e3s

That still has nothing to do with the Chinese mask changing trick.

Isn't this the guy who made those great monster girl horror doujins?

If you were in the business then you would know that Jeff mcbride only does the chinese maskchanging tricks. They're not exactly the same, but since the business is changing all the time, you have to adapt. This is most certainly the same.

AAHHHHHHHH! I WANT TO FUCK SENPAI SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SENPAI SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER MAGICAL WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER MAGIC BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK SENPAI I WANT TO FUCK SENPAI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK SENPAI I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER MAGIC PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE SENPAI I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK SENPAI I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT SENPAI HELP ME FUCK SENPAI SO HORNY FOR MAGICIAN ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING HER DOVES AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BODY I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT DOVE ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK SENPAI I WANT TO FUCK SENPAI! AAHHHHHHHH!

The best part of this show is Senpai's warm fingertips

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You are Jeff aren't you? So desperate to promote yourself?
Just because masks are involved doesn't mean it's the same trick.

No, I would never promote Jeff, I thought that weeaboos would appreciate another weeaboo. Please tell me what the difference is then? use professional terms.

>genuinely wants to do entertainment for children
>only good for erotic role play
Guys...I...I can't do this

Rapidly going through several masks within 2 or 3 seconds, just to name one thing.
Oh no, I didn't use any "professional" terms!
Get out of here, Jeff.

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So you're just a layman with opinions then? You can't hold the structure of a single act as the canon for all other tricks. You're basically saying that if you played it in slow-motion it would be correct. That is just idiotic.

>wants to entertain children
>children were entertained
What's the problem?

She can erotically role play for children as a compromise

At first I thought middle panel was a condom.

IT'S NOT HER DREAM. NOT LIKE THIS.

Ok then Mr. Definitely-A-Professional-But-Definitely-Not-Jeff, explain how it's the same trick.
Let me guess, they used masks!

What did she mean by this?

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Jeff uses the exact same gimmick for the exact same effect. He does it a bit faster, that is literally all. The speed of your routine doesn't change the routine into another one.
youtube.com/watch?v=Io-Bby3iWVs
This is still a chop cup routine, he does it really fast, but it doesn't change the history associates with the props and the setup of his act.
>Hurr, just because he uses cards it doesn't mean that it's a card trick

She saw your peepee. Yours specifically.

So according to you, not only are all tricks involving cards are the same trick, any tricks involving swapping props are the same trick.
Wow amazing, you taught me so much, Jeff.

No, they're the same genre of trick. You have to understand that there's a taxonomy to magic.
Venue- genre- prop- specific trick
you think that the chinese mask changing is a specific trick, it isn't. It's the name for the prop used. for the two tricks that I posted they go

Lounge/Stage- manipulation- chop cup- Paul Daniel's chop cup routine

and

Stage-Manipulation-chinese changing masks-Jeff Mcbride's Masks

and this is the "2 autists arguing" trick

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No, this is the "I'm pretending to be a third person because I was wrong trick"

Why would she make fun of my peepee?

I've seen that one before, in every thread.

Because it’s funny.

It needs an edit. You know full well what edit.

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Something like this?

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It's entertaining and the perfect length to watch

Yes.

>fang not skin color
Incredible! How did she do this?

Literal perfection.

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can't wait for them BD stitches

SHE'S A MONSTER

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have a beer and some bacon

I can hear the tuba

>tfw she'll never say this to you

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Are you committed enough to helping Senpai fix her stage fright that you would eat her ass?

Not particularly into that, but if that's what it takes.

Why is she so dumb?

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She made a crayon disappear into her brain when she was younger.

A lot of escape tricks going wrong leading to oxygen deprivation.

Spec'd the wrong stats for her class.

حبيبي يا غالي

Senpai is dumb! DUMB!

She's just forever a child at heart

She's NOT

And ching chong nip nong to you too, young ladies.

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>too young to know pre-social-media internet

Although there were some pages like badgerbadgerbadger back in the early 10s. It was pretty dope

>tfw no human will ever say this to me

Nutritions are going to her chest instead of her brain.

تحب طيز لو صدر؟

Are retards protected by statutory rape laws in Japan? Or would it be legal to sleep with her?

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What kind of underware is this?

malware type undies

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>Girl tell me I love you
>It's a fucking ugly abomination
S-some people are destined to be alone

That's like saying if a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no is able to hear it, does it make a sound?

That was a great manga

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Huh? Why are you even talking about trees on an anime image board?

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Why does the assistant guy keeps coming back?

Anime is made from manga, manga is made from paper, paper is made from tree so that means anime is trees.

I understand everything now.

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I hate it.

>Why does the assistant guy keeps coming back?
He just wants to see Senpai's smile.

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HE HATES IT!

She cannot go on date

Were they going to some penguin show together?

initially pity, but later on Saki and her brother showed up, so they are technically a club or something

It's as good as ueno was.

>احبكم شباب, بدون شذوذ جنسي
And after all this some people still say that writing in Russian is difficult

>thinks about senpai's large ass in a Chinese dress
>hurries the fuck up to the club room
Because he has a functional dick.

Cool trick Sempai!

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In arabic each letter have different form depending on its position in the word.
حـ
ـحـ
ـح
Those were the same letter, also adding a dot change the letter, ح خ ج
And there's special marks that are added to the letters to change how the word pronounced and changing the meaning despite having the same letters
حُب means love
حِب means a type of clay pot to store and cool water
حَب means pills or small edible seeds also it could be the past tense of حُب so there's that.

Fuhrer!

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what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>morbid obesity instead of Healthy
Western artists always have to overdo it.

>6.51 rating on MAL

how can the commoners not recognize kino in front of their very eyes?

Because Tejina is a show for the heart and normalfags prefer cool shonen with flashy powers

because it's fucking MAL

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Las Vegas has low living costs the further you move from the Strip and there's no income tax there. Not too bad an idea unless you really hate the heat.

Tejina has fatter boobs, but Saki's apparently still growing.

>flesh fang
>plus a normal fang
what?

Senpai already sweats a lot, moving to the desert could kill her.

Is she an alien or something?

a trick

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Kill yourself and then fuck off from Yea Forums.

The flesh fang is actually just a skin-flake hanging off her lip.

Dude magic panties lmao

Why does she keep sneezing?

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>expecred shitty ntr because of the old fat man
>got wholesome vanilla lovemaking
God's in his heaven, all's right with the world

Because I keep masturbating to her.

Is this new pasta?

This was pretty great.

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Tejinal secretions

Yup. One of my all-time favorite artists who also happens to frequently feature the most patrician fetish of all: ------femdom-----

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Senpai's weird fang brushing against your dick during a blowjob.