ITT: Poorly Described Anime

Densest man alive becomes Switzerland.

Kid stops his grandpa from being a loser with a children’s toy.

Germán guy can make himself tall

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Kid tells people to kys in order to find out who killed his mom

Yu-Gi-Oh

Nope, older

I know I know
Op right?

All the human characters are so shit you start rooting for the alien monsters to win and kill them all

Guy punches the living crap out of people and cries a lot

things happen cute girls robot explodes occasionally girl stabs herself scientist makes useless things high speed chase screaming

BNHA

Nichijou

bingo

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Evangelion?

Fist of the North Star

Darling in the Franxx

Got it

Best boy dies
Side character plays with his balls
MC and his rival fist each other into space

Guy helps a cute girl bury her father

Dragon Ball Z

Yakuza raises a deadpan daughter

Hinamatsuri

Boy has sex with multiple young girls to refill their magical reserves. Sex with female king Arthur.

Conception

bingo

Where is pic related from, OP?

It's fan art of The Big O. The girl, R. Dorothy, is dressed as the titular mech

>Conception
wrong

people have gay sex and then die

boku no piko?

Plains vs mountains.

Tags: Oedipal Mother, Softspoken Redhead, Age Gap

Sometimes some amount of people are summoned from when and wherevere to fight around a bunch of people. Each person gets to sometimes control the summoned. The winner sometimes gets a wish .

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One of those fucking fate things that there are a million of, and they're usually not very clever but they have attractive waifus.

And that one girl got like raped for eternity in a pit of snakes or something.

Some traps on an island keep getting murdered

it was bugs

it was torturedoujin bait

it was edge bait

Code Geass

Fate (not sure if Stay/Night, UBW or Heavens Feel)

Two girls decide to go on an adventure together because one of the girls is an orphan; oh wait, her parents are actually still alive.

No but similar idea
youtube.com/watch?v=xhsED2jXnk8

Three girls decide to make food for fun. At the end of the show, one of the girls, to coax her shy older brother out of his room, decides to create a universe.

>tfw no one got it last time
In the future, humanity started settling other planets because of extreme climate change on Earth. On one of these settlements serving as a leisure planet on the surface, MC (through the aid of a non-human companion) travels through time and space to uncover a secret society of non-humans who has apparently been running for a long time and is led by an immortal who also runs a magical system of space transportation.

I'm just a rock'n roll girl
>Best Boy dies
Oh fuck I forgot about Cougar's death...
And the final battle, don't remember them going into space but sounds about right.

Tenchi... no! Outlaw Star!
No... it's pre-2000's though...

Local Russian girl is obsessed with a guy who works out with a bear.

Pic related, the series

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Vandread

Guy helps girls, but sometimes girls help themselves.

Maiden Abyss

Chorogons

Guy stumbles through leadership role with high luck
Soldiers hate him

Yatterman.

Konosuba?

Paranoia Agent moved to a village

dumb lazy kid that doesn't want to work inadvertently kills his own imouto

This bitch named Sheryl ruined the whole show even though she's responsible for all the cool shit in it too she's just such a fucking bitch holy shit.

I'm guessing DitF

1. Girl gets shot in the head, forgets what a bathroom is for and tries a new career as a clock-repairer.

2. Man is so incompetent at monetizing his skills he has to eat beef with peppers without the beef.

3. Heartless pint-sized bitch sees a sweet young girl sleeping on a bench in winter and does nothing to help.

4. Boy must choose from among an autist, a retard, a foreigner, an old hag and a traitor - only one of which is human.

5. Rich girl and would-be nymphomaniac befriend shy new student and reverse-psychology her into their elective.

6. Brave young freedom-fighter puts panties on her head and narrates a short nature documentary.

7. Girls run into each other on the way to school and become friends, then try it again with deeper voices.

8. Girl in gloves and bow-tie shows impressive drifting skills chasing another girl across the savanna.

9. Young girl plays truant every day and feeds her servant dish-washing liquid.

10. Girl woos the Japanese Magnus Carlsen by throwing all her stuff in the river.

11. Pair of would-be astronauts have a 100% failure record as aircraft-builders.

12. Audience is asked to root for a MC whose manhood is so puny it can be concealed behind a box of toothpicks.

13. Young girl thinks that what every woman wants is a lumberjack, and weeps when her editor disagrees.

14. Supernaturally-clueless boy refuses to drink a glass of perfectly potable water.

15. Man gets domestic help and can't resist her fluffy erogenous zones.

16. Boy tries to prevent a traffic accident and ends up having to carry a wizard around on his back.

17. Unfortunate store-clerk is coerced into selling a Gibson Les Paul cheap to a vapid bitch who will probably get cake-crumbs all over it.

18. Butterfly is resigned to a life behind glass, but is then set free to seek the forest once more.

19. Humble merchant makes his way north accompanied by a walking bar tab.

20. A delicious trio of schoolgirls don't wear shorts, or trousers, or yoga pants, or tracksuit bottoms, but their legs are not bare.

21. Indentured panty-washer recognizes the smell of gasoline and later saves the day.

22. Girl repeatedly boasts she will punish some wrongdoer, then cries and runs away.

23. Five schoolgirls are so boring that when we meet the first two, the camera finds a cow in the background more interesting.

24. #3 is actually the first to perish, while #1 doesn't perish at all, thanks to the efforts of #2, which he doesn't deserve.

17 is K-On

>1. Girl gets shot in the head, forgets what a bathroom is for and tries a new career as a clock-repairer.
What's this one? Sounds interesting.

2 is Bebop.
is 6 Shimoneta?
is 15 Senko-san?
16 is Konosuba.

19 is Spice and Wolf

14 is Ueno-san.
16 sounds like Konosuba.

Yes it is.

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Is 10 3gatsu no lion?

1 is elfen lied

Robotech

It's discussed often here. It first ran in 2004, I think.

It turns out the teacher being a devil was the guy's fault.

Lowlife neet is sent to a different world and through the power of common sense and regular knowledge he becomes a hero and gets a harem

Correct
See above
Irresponsible Captain Tyler?

Guy doesnt realize he is playing IRL Dark Souls

Uh...

Legend of the Galactic Heroes?

Isekai Quartet

That one isekai with the blue haired girl where the protagonist comes back to life whenever he's killed?

>23
youtube.com/watch?v=g9ewas8j9uY

yes

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

4 sounds like Tenchi Muyo
12 is Eva

HAND OVER THE APPLES AND NO-ONE WILL GET HURT

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Is 8 Kemono Friends?

An orphan realizes his political goals in the wake of a world war.

15 is Senko san

>2:40
Should have included timestamp. It's a nice intro anyway.

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Rahxephone?

Youjo Senki

Either smartphone or that bronze age isekai.

Yes, and yes. Ueno-san deserves a second series.

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Family moves into town and slowly kills its population; starts acting like they are the victims the second the town retaliates.

Naruto

A man and his friend talk about having never seen drill hair in person.

No, I didn't know about this one. The show I had in mind comes up often here but not really because of its shogi .

A shitty NEET tries to beat an old man with a box of tissues, loses horribly.

Nope
Yes

Shiki

today I will remind them

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Doraemon

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Is there an anime about Jews?

Kaiji

Red roses, white roses, yellow roses, and a bunch of dykes in a catholic school.

LoGH, newfag

Oh, that loli shogi show, where the shogi pro is a loli?

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Utena?

Boy loses his mind after he suspects that his new harem is trying to kill him.

Guy is really good at shooting, but doesnt ever want to shoot.
Also 2 women chase him because he destroyed something this one time or another.

Trigun

Wrong.

Strawberry panic?

It's NOT Starship Troopers.

4 - Not what I had in mind. It's a show from winter 2019. It was a bit of a mess but some of us still liked it. Hint: The non-human characters mentioned are weapons.

12 - Indeed.

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>21
BAKA INU!!!!

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Of course it is.

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ding ding ding

Warm, but not quite.

Higurashi?

Yeah. Well, he isn't a lolicon, but everyone assumes he is. OK maybe he is, but only in a wholesome and non-lewd way.

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MC makes his best friend a villain then back to being a hero whilst purifying a slut, both through the sheer autism he inherited from his traitor grandfather that fucked over the SuperAbe of Not!Japan

Alpha male schoolboy gets a kickass maid who defends earth from aliens and the illuminati.

Correct!

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Yep.

Marimite

Finally someone gets this one.

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An Englishman rejects his adopted brother's advances which causes the latter to go for his grandson and his grandson's grandson instead.

JJBA

Two men cross the street in Africa.

JoJo

James Bond meets Victorian steampunk.

A lonely and suicidal man solves crime.

correct
Princess Principal

Well endowed woman comes to Earth to help a kid play basketball.

1. Girl stops a war with a bugle

2. Alpha male fights penguins with lust-fueled robots

3. Schoolgirl joins a club and learns about traditional hobbies/crafts

4. Girl who is a witch bums around and Santa gets sniped.

5. Broke college student lives a painfully mundane life with an alien. It's painful because you relate to it.

Very nice. Took longer than expected tbqh, I made it extra easy.

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1. Bookworms throw paper at international terrorists or something

2. Morally-gray survival/safari expert and his youjo companion clean up after adventurers/entrepreneurs fuck with nature for personal gain

3. Genderbent WWII pilots fight aliens without pants

4. Girls orgasm after eating food, by SHAFT

5. Sunny Mahou Shoujo rejects an immortal shota's attempts to breed her. Also chicken salad.

A boy (female) has to babysit squabbling nobility.

>3.
Strike Witches?

Lanky teenager throws a hissy fit with his two girlfriends and one boyfriend

Yes.

1 RoD

Winner winner chicken dinner
You win a trip to the hood

In this utopian world all girls are fileld with hopes and dreams a mega-corporation produces literally everything.

Code Geass

Is Read or Die any good? The paper magic seems like an entertaining concept.

It's pretty enjoyable, but not for everyone.
Try out the OVA, it's short.
I prefer the series because it's longer and you get to know the characters more.

Tsundere promises to repeatedly beat the shit out of MC. MC doesn't object.

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Not quite what I had in mind

Every romcom with a tsundere

Ninja MC has a demon sealed inside him.
Everyone hates him, but with hard work he slowly gains their respect.
After 700 chapters / 700+ episodes, he finally becomes the leader of the village.

gateway anime of the worst kind

Faggot MC serves his goddess who had enormous breasts.

>SuperAbe
How super?

I've watched both seasons and I still have no fucking clue what's going on. "It's simple" says the people who've read the source material and starts citing stuff that wasn't in the anime. Season 3 never.

Boruto's Dad

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1. snw
5. Niea_7

Yes, brother of good taste.

James Bond bond if he were a Prime Minister

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If this is Mahoromatic, that's not a poor description at all

Haha n-no I was thinking of something else

this show sounds fun. What is it?

2 is kenzen robo daimidaler. But that's a bit obvious for anyone who has even seen the show.

Yeah true

Old Man yells at Cloud

That one movie with Kurt Russell in spandex

MACHINES OF LABOR

Idiot accidentally creates particle accelerator and doesn't even realize.

gate

Aqua lion

homo's fabulous adventure

Overlord.

A girl(male) goes around beating up perverted animals.

men who never get laid fight in space with phallic metaphors

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Madoka?

Evangelion

mediocre teenage chuuni serially kills people and calls himself a genius

A Japanese man and a Puerto Rican man genocide Fredo and half of the 13/50 of their state.