Elves and Elven Accessories

What is Yea Forums's stance on elves?

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Crazy and evil is the best kind.

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the only good elf is a dead elf

For hugs and headpats.

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Marcille is precious, made for marriage and hugging.
All the others are only good as cum dumpsters.

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Marcille isn't the only one.

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Elves are for bullying, especially Marcille.

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/tg/, pls.

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They're cute, and Marcille is a treasure.

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Make Elves Great Again!

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I guess I don't like them: they're always depicted as very naturally-talented pompous racist motherfuckers or cock-sleeves. It's never somewhere in-between those two.

IMO Dungeon Meshi has depicted them the best way. Even though they're depicted like the former I mentioned, there's a sense of a realistic reaction from the rest of the world to them. When the elves are brought up, it's easy to get into the sense of separating the world to just two categories: Elves and the rest of world. Like people want to avoid dealing with Elves cause they're more powerful than the other races, lack empathy, and they're annoyingly pompous. When people do deal with an elf, people tend to make it clear they have a disdain for them. It's great.

The outer ear is made up of cartilage, not bone.

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MARCILLE WANT CUMMIES.

All elves are sluts. Why do you think they magic themselves to be so beautiful?
They know the only thing in life worth having is a good fuck.

Superior Elf coming through.

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Elves are dum dum and should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.
Expect brown loli elfs, they should be cherished

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Marcille and Tuka both canonical for bush

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i want a marcile buddy.

just a buddy, nothing more than that.

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Except in the most recent nude image of Tuka she apparently shaved it off, unless the artist just forgot to draw it.

Marcille and Laios are cute together.

Marcille's one of my favorite characters in a long time.

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Space Elves

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Fanservice.

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Who was right?

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those are her knees inside her long tunic. what, are you saying knees turn you on? weirdo

It depends.

Making your own food is great but once or twice buying is special. Marcille is right.

yes

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A lit of complicated time consuming and just difficult to get right food is better off left to professionals.

Some things are always going to look better in displays then they actually taste, like glossy baked goods that have been sitting behind the counter all day, but I wouldn't write off the convenience of all pre-prepared food.

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Elves are for consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

Mating press, prone bone, lazy dog, lap bouncing (facing and reverse) and bent over (furniture) are ALL better than missionary.

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hentai

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Chocolate skinned elves are pretty great.

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Cow Girl is number 1, especially when (you) wear handcuffs.

Elf-hater fuck off, they are born beautiful and pure.

I've heard that they're lewd.

Depends on the anime or manga, but in general not so much. Be a meming shitposter somewhere else.

>elf hater

No no no. You greatly misunderstand. Elves are the fucking best. They know what’s up. Good food, good fuck, and good weed. Elves are the quintessential apathetic genius type. Like The Dude, but an aryan beauty version.

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The only elf you should care about.

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>blatant elf detected

>genetically engineered human
Abh are not elves.

I don't think the elves you are talking about exist in anime and manga. You are just making shit up because reading is hard.
Also what you described is lame and makes for a shit race.

why are you so angry about elves

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Elves are fine, please just contain the shitposting.

nobody cares

Everyone else's posts have been fine, quit your bitchy useless white-noise.

>Elves

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Not the only one, but I'd sacrifice a planet for her.

>the elf is lewd because [absolutely nothing]
It's just so tiresome. There are lewd elves in anime and manga, but you are just repeating a meme that you heard somewhere. There are pure elves in anime in manga, but these don't count because memes. We don't need to have this thread every week if this is all you do with it.
Are you sure?

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In a stupid gimmick thread like this I'll take a hundred permutations on running jokes over one of your pointless autistic backseat-modding reeeeee-posts, yeah, thanks.

And that's why the threads are shit and why shitposters love them that way.

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What's why? You aren't even trying to make sense now you pointless bitch

Every lewd elf I can think of has much lewder other non-elves in the same anime or manga, and then you get the occasional 100 + years virgin elf. Really don't get the meme. Probably just wishful thinking.
That said, I haven't read all these millions of dumb isekai, so what do I know.

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