*blocks your path*

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There are two kinds of patters.

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>giving headpats to strange lolis
You're going to get kidnapped one of these days.

*douses you with gasoline and lights you on fire*

>he thinks not being able to leave the house is a problem
Where do you think you are?

bout 1.5 Senkos

50 pounds.

200 pounds

I'd love to kick Kanna in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch her with the full force of my steel capped toe under her chin, send that little cunt flying through the air.

As she lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on her own blood, her jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of her skull, I stand over her and laugh wickedly. SHe looks up at me in fear and pain, her eyes searching, begging me for mercy. She finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting her skull like a melon and finally ending her pathetic life.

14 stone.

You're pasta is leaving out the part where she turns into a giant fucking dragon and eats you.

What kid of copypasta is this?

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Open wide you onahole

20 tons

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*unzip dick*

Anyone else find that jerking off to Kanna causes you to cum really hard?

the headpat is strong in this one

I block HER path.

Yeah every time I beat my meat to Kanna's big ass and thighs I ejaculate like never before.

Kanna loves her mum

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*ignites*

*punt*

*clears your path*

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hehe, cute

basedo and redopiledo

>No Kaiba reference
I'm disappointed.

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There is now actually an entire Dragon maid archetype thanks to the power of memes.
Kaiba's autism has literally transcended dimensions.

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*inserts penis*

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Okay. We're going to the corner store. She can point out what snacks she wants.

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Based

Imagine lifting Kanna by the horns.

she wants the bugs.

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