what the fuck is her problem
Zombieland Saga
Dominic Foster
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Oliver Gutierrez
A short lifetime of convincing people to count on her and letting them down every time. Then maybe her brain was damaged when it spilled out of that big stitched up fissure and had to be scooped back in.
David Williams
Might be the fact that she's dead. Just guessing.
Kevin Jenkins
She's an egg.
Benjamin Torres
Cursed to the unliving hell of the undead.
Jeremiah Hill
Too precious for this world and the next one
Andrew James
>eggfags
John Hall
one Saki needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine, two whenever Saki is off screen the other characters need to be asking wheres Saki
Josiah Cruz
>You're such a fuck up that you can't even die in peace
Truly the unluckiest egg.
Jose Miller
Showa!
Christopher Thomas
Tae's turn to be posted!
Hunter Harris
truck-kun
Kevin Price
She's a zombie. She can't help being dead.
Liam Brown
I miss this show so badly
Caleb Wood
She did, but then Xu Fu swung by to grab her body before it could be cremated because reanimating random Saga-jin as mindless zomblers is how he staves off boredome at two thousand years and change old.
Lucas Hernandez
s2 in 6-12 months
Jonathan Clark
Josiah Rivera
She's not legendary like Tae.
Alexander Gutierrez
Any sexy pictures of her VA?
Dylan Flores
The stamp rally participants in Saga this year are three times as many as last year.
I am pretty sure season 2 will air in spring season, so they get another tourism boost in summer.
Dominic Murphy
Soon!
Matthew Price
Probably in 36 months
Ryan Howard
What if Inui had been completely honest about the Sagas being zombies? It's not like anyone thought them being baka zonbis as Death Musume or all that shit with Tae and Sakura yelling and rapping about how they're zombies was weird, he's paranoid and having them be secretive for nothing.
Cameron Ortiz
Reminder that there is absolutely nothing lewd about the smelly, rotting, desiccated corpse of a young, formerly fertile girl.
Wyatt Morales
This anonymous is correct!
I've read the papers myself!
Absolutely nothing erotic about this corpse of a young girl!
Nathaniel Harris
She is a stupid fucking egg.
Christian Sullivan
who?
Lucas Reyes
She's a good egg.
Jose Collins
Non-baka zonbi version of this fucking when?
Christian Lewis
>It's not like anyone thought them being baka zonbis as Death Musume or all that shit with Tae and Sakura yelling and rapping about how they're zombies was weird, he's paranoid and having them be secretive for nothing.
You remember all the encounters with Policeman?
Joseph Jackson
It is physically impossible to find this gross dead body arousing.
Carson White
Brandon Johnson
Adam Ward
Officer Favaro didn't see Tae fall apart while Sakura went on about how they can't let the old people watching them at that very moment find out they're zombies.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Yes!
This rotting body is absolutely disgusting!
Ryder Bennett
Because the zombie gimmick is subtext on how idols have a public personality, but can never show their true personal selves for fear shattering the illusion of idols and losing fans.
Aaron Carter
Egg getting abused was the best part of the show.
James Sanders
Just thinking of this vile cadaver makes me want to throw up.
Caleb Gutierrez
Kayden Smith
...
Samuel Garcia
Carter Reed
The frame just before she does the DX face makes her look like she's a step away from ahegao.
Julian Cook
Luis Jackson
STOP ABUSING ME!
Michael Hall
Xavier Reyes
Truly nauseating!
Brayden Hughes
I love their sunken eyes so much.
Hudson Lopez
Reminder that eggs are for fertilizing.
Caleb Williams
Landon Collins
This was in the first episode so that you'd have it as context for the rest of the series.
Michael Flores
Chase Morris
...
Hudson Cook
brain damage.
Easton Jackson
Logan Torres
Gabriel Parker
Josiah Bennett
Hold up. How hasn't her makeup been washed away in that picture? Also, shouldn't zombies avoid water? I know it speeds up the rotting process.
Isaiah Myers
Policman and the rappers certainly recognised Junker, Ai and Sakura as zombies, no matter how stupid the old people in Saga are.
Anthony Myers
Waterproof makeup, they went over this in one of the episodes.
Chase Roberts
>I would like to buy 12 Rollies please
Surprisingly looks not super awful
Austin Roberts
David Green
No, Ai lost her makeup during the storm in episode 6.
Parker Turner
Nolan Reyes
Xavier Rogers
You are correct, they got the waterproof makeup when necroducer sprayed them.
Gavin Stewart
>old people
And the audience in the first episode, and the two metalheads representing the non-idolfags watching the show, and Maria and her friends and the actual sukeban who freaked out at pic but then forgot it ever happened the moment Saki realized her neck was twisted too much for her to possibly pass as alive and fixed that.
Jack Martinez
Solid take.
Chase Richardson
That's a shit ton of make up.
No wonder you need Hollywood or whore level cosmetic skills to apply that much without leaking off.
Ayden Cooper
Brandon Allen
He buys it by the bucket.
Dominic Diaz
Junko is a boomer.
Xavier Price
Luckily Ai and Junko don't require a lot
Lincoln Clark
Because they're flat?
Ian Gomez
yes, because they're flat, thank you reddit
Lincoln Reed
Best pair.
Blake Taylor
A cute boomer who can fix doors. You don't find that often these days
Thomas Howard
Jonathan Murphy
This is now a mushroom thread.
Isaac Scott
>camerashy
>justice
>can grow mushrooms
>can fix doors
Perfection.
Levi Reyes
Imagine dating Junko and building a rad garage workshop full of tools and benches for projects.
John Williams
Caleb Gutierrez
Think about how expensive that must be. You're talking about a fuck ton of makeup. Unless you want a bunch of rotting, stinking idols shambling about with their limbs falling off. You'll also need some preservatives for their zombie asses and cunnies. They must be at least a thousands dollars each, embalming fluid isn't cheap user.
Zachary Carter
>camerashy
>can grow mushrooms
Those aren't really positive traits
>justice
What?
>can fix doors
This one is fine.
Adrian Gray
Isaac Jenkins
>what the fuck is her problem
No, what the fuck is this show's problem? The first two episodes were 10/10 excellence, but every episode after that was just shit. Too much moping/forced drama and too much bad PlayStation 1-era CGI dances.
Owen Stewart
I've found Franchouchou's new photographer. I'm sure he will get along great with the girls.
Aiden Brown
Yea, Ai's face does look like a war zone.
Hunter Johnson
thats true of only the 3rd episode, you did watch it beyond that right?
Julian Bell
Who gives a fuck, it's the same tired shitty idol anime from the 3rd episode on. The first 2 teased at something novel and threw it all away.
Jack Price
no its really not, watch episode 4 and 5
6 and 7 are very idol anime-ish but there's still moments like pic related
8 and 9 are good character episodes
10-12 is a wrap on Sakura's story
Joseph Carter
Episode 3 wasn't bad. Stop that meme.
People are just pissy that they used CGI for the dance routine despite being low budget anyway.
James Gomez
no but it was the most boring episode
Nathan Rodriguez
It had many funny gags and was pretty essential to the story.
Personally episode 4 was more boring.
Carson Torres
>onsen evil is bad
Nope
Ethan Young
I mean, ep3 was the most like a normal idol episode I guess
I liked episode 4, I still hope they get to go back to the pastry shop they were drooling in the window of in S2
Thomas Foster
And also that no matter how much you bitch and whine about your feelings being hurt or whatever, CGI idol dances is standard industry practice and has been for a long while.
Levi Adams
poor zonbis with no money only eating dried squid for over a month
Benjamin Barnes
Wouldn't normal food just rot inside them and bloat them up and make their breath smell?
Connor Diaz
Not if they puke it up when it rots too much for them to keep it down.
Adam Taylor
they aren't gabugabu zombies
all their organs are working fine
Gavin Flores
I never said it was bad. We are going relatively here.
No idea how normal it was for an idol show.
The first part with the official group establishing was hilarious.
We got some good character interaction between the members and it was the beginning if the slappening.
Parker Reyes
Maybe if you cheaped out reanimating your baka zonbis. Xu Fu doesn't cheap out though.
Jose Price
David Scott
I'm not sure how I feel about the idea of the girls having dull lifeless zombie eyes instead of just having dimmer eyes. Lifeless eyes look fine on Sakura here, they don't make her look less aware or less emotional.
Jonathan Williams
haha imagine licking Saki clean of her sweat after a performance haha
Zachary Parker
Isaac Carter
>haha
Fuck off
Luis Sanders
egg is fun but for me it's tae
Daniel Carter
Benjamin Cruz
Noah Howard
Sebastian James
still would
Camden Rogers
bone her you mean?
Benjamin Diaz
yes, she's still hot and cute without the moe filter
Jaxson Edwards
We were going to give Tae and Yugiri their arcs in season 2. But people just love Ai and Junko so much we decided to focus the entire season around them. It's going to be electrifying.
Joseph Jones
that would beyond suck, but I have faith that they understand what made S1 work and what would make S2 great
Jason Lee
>Saga tourism tripled in one year because of an anime about zombie idols
This shit us so hilarious it's almost bizarre.
Henry Perry
they called him mad
Cameron Jenkins
Connor Perry
After last interview I am positive this will not happen.
Chase Williams
You sure?
Andrew Baker
who is worst girl then?
Jace Rodriguez
We all know that Junko and Ai carried the entire show. They could remove every other character and it would be even more successful.
Adrian Diaz
there isnt one, even Kotaro and Lily are best girl
Bentley Gray
We even have some dedicated JunAi artists.
Joshua Parker
>wearing a sleeping cap
>with his full suit
god damned, how can one manager be so based
Sebastian Flores
If Tae ever gets to talk in season two, will she sound like a girly girl or 'the straight man' in the anime.
Mason Hall
Wyatt Sanchez
Resurrect and impregnate Egg, Saki, Tae and Yuugiri
Aiden Peterson
>Producer initially didn't like making an idol show
>already planned much ahead
>asked the fans to be prepared to keep their expectations being averted
I am sure this won't happen.
He was also the one who produced Shingeky no Bahamut Genesis so it's likely that he put much thought into the origin story with Xu Fu.
Dominic Allen
but who would you make your wife?
Carson Anderson
So I have a frame of reference, could somebody with actual knowledge tell me which U.S. Saga could be compared to in terms of its national relevance?
Brandon Rogers
Egg and Yuu can have a wife contest. Saki is free to go after the birth as she's a free spirit, and Tae might still be brain damaged even after resurrection so she's off the table until further notice
Ryder Nguyen
Implying that slut deserves anyone as wife.
Luke Richardson
this was a fun watch
Henry Foster
Saga is the North Dakota of Japan
Michael Collins
Cleveland
James Ward
That bad, huh?
Levi Adams
T.non burger
What's so bad about North Dakota?
Nathaniel Perry
It's a place that exists but has no reason to exist. It's just there.
Robert Richardson
Well then I can tell you Saga is not as bad.
It is suppose to be famous for its ceramic art, international wide.
Jaxon Butler
Being run over by a truck sometimes does that.
Lucas Ortiz
Well, she’s 29 at the time of her death, so the latter would be more possible.
Nathan Barnes
This show was so meta.
Adrian Bell
>rival group has a monstergirl gimmick, but is secretly the result of genetic engineering
Asher Morales
I really hope season 2 has a tweeeeeest unlike season 1. There better be more egg abuse as well.
Ian Ward
The twist was that it was an idol anime all along.
Liam Wright
>being shit is industry standard so you aren’t allowed to complain
Fuck off with this mentality, this is exactly the reason why shitty CGI dances are common practices at all. If everyone bitched about it, it would barely be a thing. Too bad nips are spineless pussies that just shovel shit in their mouth
Samuel Ramirez
Puchimas is better than Zombieland Saga.
Hunter Baker
Zachary Jenkins
Wish there was more art of these gross zombies in their idol costumes.
Their "normal" forms are fucking boring.
Wyatt Nguyen
Jack Morales
>Too bad nips are spineless pussies that just shovel shit in their mouth
More like they just don't care.
Sebastian Morris
Caleb Jones
Head plushies when?
Kayden Nelson
Joseph Murphy
Jayden Hernandez
Not as cute as the puchidols from Puchimas.
Ian Garcia
Zachary Ramirez
Hunter Martin
God they're so cute together
Brandon Butler
Suffering from Aru-level zannen?
Carter Thomas
i love my wife sakura
cant wait for the inevitable granblue collab
Parker Wood
Jace Nelson
>they canonically hate each other
Nathan Gonzalez
Did you watch all the episodes? It was clearly Cornflakes and her past that was causing the divide. She warmed up to Fluff by the end.
Matthew Hill
Baby boomer versus millenial
Mason Roberts
Kayden Green
>Broke:Junkai
>Woke:Sakai
Jonathan Stewart
>I didn't watch the anime
Nathan Sullivan
Tamagotchi obviously has a thing for Egg,
John Hill
All the ships are good
Logan Roberts
Colton Price
My wife Sakura is the cutest and sexiest egg in the whole world!
Jaxson King
William Russell
Oh great, it starts again.
Brayden Sullivan
Xavier Ortiz
CGI too amazing for you?
Kevin Jones
This relationship is not pure, only fluff and cornflakes is pure.
Dylan Robinson
Kayden Walker
/u/ faggot is back spamming the thread.
John Adams
Well I get him. Not like this thread was being used for anything else worthwhile.
Christopher Hill
I can post chaducer if you want, not like anyone else is posting.
Grayson Sanders
Matthew Brown
Brandon Martinez
Nathan Brown
From time to time there is still a notable discussion that doesn't resolve into stupid onliner.
Daniel Turner
Wyatt Kelly
Whats his endgame? And what's his revenge going to be?
Daniel Kelly
Will you admit that Puchimas beats Zombieland Saga in every way?
Justin Nelson
In what?
Thomas Cruz
Cuteness and variety of episodes.
Carson Hernandez
Patrician ship.
Jonathan Sullivan
John Myers
Ian Scott
Gabriel James
Brandon Walker
If I took a picture with Junko, would she die?
Owen Hill
It would be extremely painful...
Matthew Bennett
She's a big girl.
Nicholas Sanders
Joshua Jones
...
Hudson Hughes
twitter.com
Saki is a genki womanlet!
Lucas Evans
Just do it without her noticing. Like those people make tourist pics with the Eiffel Tower in the background. You just have to be a bit sneakier.
Angel Brown
It looks like she is bending over in the left picture.
Jayden Hall
Also
>Yuugiri towers over Tae again, despite being canonically 5 cm short.
A good thing we have official numbers.
Otherwise it would be very confusing.
Hunter Perry
Tae has bad posture
Brayden Thomas
Tae is a baka zonbi and has bad posture.
Adam Nguyen
No need to defend it.
As shown with Saki the set I inconsistent as fuck.
Tae is missing at least 10 cm. That's too much for just posture.
Lets hope the production value is higher in season 2.
Xavier Ross
>As shown with Saki
No, not shown with Saki. That tweet does point out that when she appears taller than the others, that's most likely because of her eagerness; she's standing on her toes and straighter than anyone else.
>Tae is missing at least 10 cm. That's too much for just posture.
Look at her posture. It's not "too much".
>Lets hope the production value is higher in season 2.
Oh, fuck off.
Nathan Perry
Sort of geta?
Tyler Young
>what's perspective?
Thomas Peterson
Tamagachi is leaning over and further ahead of the group in that picture.
Andrew Gutierrez
>ywn crawl in bed with your cold smelly rigor mortis wife
Luke Phillips
OH NO NO NO NO
MY LIL SAKI CAN'T BE THAT TALL
Wyatt Robinson
What? This has nothing to do with perspective.
Saki is standing right where the others are, there's no difference in perspective. She is standing straight up, whereas no one else is. That's the only reason she appears taller.
As for Tae, same argument: She's not standing far from Yuugiri, but she crouches.
Your perspective argument only applies to Saki this picture: She's further from our viewpoint, but she is shorter anyway. So that's not really an argument you could make.
Jason Long
Don't be so defeatist, Sakura.
Grayson Reyes
This is a perspective thing:
Hudson Davis
Saki isn't giant, she's just in the foreground.
Carter Morris
Saki is canonically the shortest aside from Lily. What are you retards even arguing about.
Isaiah Wood
Saki circle jerk or /c/ dump threads?
Thomas Sullivan
Those two are the same thing.
Owen Reyes
What are they getting revenge on
Jace Scott
My wife Ai is so perfect, PERFECT!
Justin Powell
>what's high heels
Dumb speedwatcher.
Henry Sanchez
Lou Bega
Michael Lopez
>What are you retards even arguing about.
You not getting what that tweet was about, retard.
Nathaniel Stewart
HOW?
Asher Perez
Michael Martin
Her name is cornflakes, and she is mine.
Dominic Kelly
Christian Harris
>Left dude hasn't sell shit.
Michael Peterson
Lucas Lee
Now just add some sugar and cinnamon to finish the roasting of blue chick's ass.
Ryder Sanders
>virgin vs chad
Jonathan Campbell
There's a pic, but I can't find it.
Camden Phillips
If she's hard then I'm hard
Kevin Flores
Juan James
this show was released during a sensitive time for me and now im deeply attached to all the characters
Blake Phillips
Connor Edwards
I gotta be honest, the marshmallow horse show was the same way for me. That's why it hurt me when it jumped the shark, that's why I'm still kinda sad it's ending soon even though that shark jump was several years ago, and in all likelihood, that's why ZLS clicks so strongly for me. It fills the marshmallow equine-shaped hole in my heart.
Wyatt Murphy
She was raped
Kevin Watson
Marshmellow horse show?
Oliver Moore
Remember not to overfeed your zombie idols
Liam Gomez
Ugh. Delete that, please.
Sebastian Miller
How do you think Sakura and Ai feel about knowing they can never become adults in the eyes of the law?
Michael Cooper
No idea. But I know that Masao-kun likes it.
Asher Mitchell
Raped her entire life by bad luck.
Angel Young
sounds a bit like me
Robert Reed
Once again, Tae is the only based one.
Elijah Mitchell
Nice.
Austin Turner
La luz estinguido
Grayson Green
Does Lily's penis still work?
Josiah Perry
Not only would those heels never make that much difference, your pic actually shows Tae as the taller one despite the same shoes
Henry Flores
Potentially, when she's startled and her heart gets going again, but not while she's keeping it at the back of a drawer in Kotaro's desk.
Nicholas Roberts
>not while she's keeping it at the back of a drawer in Kotaro's desk.
Why not? No connection to the rest of the body needed.
Christian Anderson
this thread is shit
Carson Murphy
ur nan's shit