Meanwhile at the Yea Forumspartment

Can someone tell the snk fags to stop Fucking screaming? I'm trying to sleep

Jesus Christ how do you even get that fat

what is that red light for?

Maybe you should move next to a Hunter x Hunter, fan. They are not so loud I've heard.

Why are the walls so damn thin? I can hear my neighbors having sex every night. I mean, not that I'm complaining, it's great fap material, but it doesn't seem like the kind of thing a modern building should have.

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>modern

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The Kyoani studio is like two streets away user.

Eat a lot and don't move

Means gay sex is happening and not to disturb

years of eating food

Come over user.

Why is it so damn hot in this building during the summer?

Whose idea was it to have the staircase outside? Having fear of heights and living on floor 987 with this thing is torture

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Oy vey

Sorry, my AC broke and I need to squeeze some extra juice from my cryptominer so I can sell at a profit.

The ones who will last PARTY will be us, the Clowns!

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>No gas sex
But my waifu Methane-chan is all saductive again.

I wouldn't do that if I were you, this whole building is owned by the Yakuza.

الله أكبر الله اكبر
الله أكبر فوق كيد المعتدي
الله للمظلوم خير مؤيدي
أنا باليقين وبالسلاح سأفتدي
بلدي ونور الحق يسطع في يدي
قولوا معي قولوا معي
الله الله الله أكبر
الله فوق المعتدي

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youtu.be/QQfXqKF6l24

user-kun, denwa

My neighbours just wont stop masturbaring and listening to 2hu remixes

Massive party tonight in room 23, bring your own blueberry costume

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...

>Everybody blaring their shitty favorite op's all night
>Waifu wars on the evangelion floor

It's the fire escape dumb ass

>apartment
It's called a flat

I've only been using the fire escape then. Where can I find the elevator or the stairs?

Found the britbong.

Well they are still replacing the broken elevator, so you have to jump down the shaft. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Only in your ugly island

Don't call me british you disgusting yank

Bingbongs arent allowed, only nips, AmeriChads, and aussies.

>meanwhile on the floor above
is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1565799871997.webm

>ameri
>chads

For god's sake, stop playing the pururin song on full blast 24/7.

It doesn't sync with mine.

Reminds me of that apartment building in the 5th Kara no Kyoukai movie for some reason.

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STOP I CAN'T SLEEP WITH YOU FAGGOTS MAKING SO MUCH NOISE

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What you gonna do user call the police

If you find her ringing your doorbell do no let her in

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Previously on Yea Forumspartment:
>gay orgy every 4 floors
>homicide every 15 floors
>Pururin every floor
>gunshots every 40 floors
>[REDACTED] every 100 floors
>that one apartment filled with garbage and feces every floor

>>gunshots every 40 floors
user, this isn't America, the Yea Forumspartment is in Tokyo.

Woah, we've got ourselves an anomalous apartment building.
BETTER CALL ETHICS COMMITTEE.

Why not she looks cute

*farts*

I can't afford to live here.

I forgot, when's the weekly hot glue reunion again?

More like you can't afford to leave here.

But the exit is open 24/7?

Jokes on you, I'm a paprikanigger.

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I unironically find this picture comfy

If it was in america it would be every second floor

Anyone got spare food? I have weeks worth supply and lets just say i can't get out of my room. Help

magyar cigány

AHHHH! SHIT! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL MY LOLI PRISONERS?

based
cringe

When is the next piss-jug pick up service?

This loli keeps knocking on my door and offering me free beer and rock cds. What should I do? She said she's bringing all her friends to our building.

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You've doomed us all. We're gonna be infested with cunny

I want a cock in my ass NOW!

To whoever lost their cat, I found it and I fucked it to death. Sorry

Throw her out and call the police. This is no place for a girl her age, filled with perverted pedophiles!

They're coming in through the windows. Asking for headpats and talking about our future together. Did I fuck up?

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Well now, he seems like a fine man I could trust!

I think the guy next door died or some shit, it smells awful

Who invited this guy from over at the Yea Forums complex? Cross-complex scum

Guys this might sound weird but I think the apartment next to mine has someone in there with a little girl. When I looked at the girl she had a big fluffy tail and animal ears.
What should I do?

be american

Anyone who dares to raid my apartment, they'll be facing against my personal armory. Yep, I managed to smuggle a fuck ton of weapons into the trusty hammerspace gun locker. And I ain't running out of ammo.

"HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN SON OF A WHORE-"

ITS OVER FOR ME BROS

youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo

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There are not enough upstanding trustworthy gentlemen.
The world needs more people like this man.

>Guns to protect house
You ain't cruel enough

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I STILL CANT STOP FAPPING TO THE ONEESAN NEXT DOOR WHAT DO I DO

I'm gonna be off to work a 12 hour shift at the office. Please be quiet, my 10 yo daughter is trying to sleep. I'll also keep the door unlocked in case of emergencies. I trust all of you enough to not take advantage of that.

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Oh yeah, I almost forgot my Hardbass mixtape. Perfect for playing over apartment PA system on full blast

What a true honest, working man, doing hard work for our nation.

Ask him where he got his.

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Loli gopnitsas blasting hardbass so loud that the entire floor (and the 50 floors above and below) hears it.

Vadim-blyat!

I'm going for a walk to the konbeni, you fucks want anything?

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YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR VIOLATION AGAINST THE NATIONAL LOLICON-ACT
and for noise disturbance

GET THEM BOYS

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Which one of you fuckers invited a horde of lolis into the complex? There's a headpatting and puffy mining slavery ring now.

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He couldn't get the GIF

WHY IS THERE CATS EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO

REPRODUCE!

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fuck away from my apartment stop going around knocking on people's doors yelling "REPRODUCE" at their faces before they can even ask who you were and giving them pamphlets showing the joys of having kids
do you even live in this complex

THAT ONE'S USING DRUG SLANG
TAKE HIM OUT

Yeah get me a rope, some duck tape and a few large body bags.
Thanks user!

BASED

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"no"

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>be american
>get fat

My home security system alerted me about this today. Does anyone know who this person is?

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he buddy i think you got the wrong apartment the kyoani studio is two blocks down

You've left me with no choice..It looks as if I am going to have to use THAT.

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I dont see anyone there, are you sure your not hallucinating?

I will when my waifu is ready for it

That's right, yurocommie

RE͞P̰͇̯͎R̤̰O̡D̰͍̱̱U̮̗̗̘̠͙ͅC̮̤E͟

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NOOOOOOO MY SEMEN
IT'S GOING INTO ALL THE WOMEN OF JAPAN
OH GOD HELP
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
IT HURTS
HELP ME PLEASE

The scent of dried semen and dirty underwear wafts into your nostrils.

Going to the store, what do you guys want?

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I'll will kill whatever motherfucker is stealing my mail

I'm gonna leave my Chocolate milk here for awhile. Can you guys watch it for me?

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wow I hope the guy I steal mail from never finds out which apartment number I'm in

THE YAKUZA LANDLORD KEEP BUDGING ON THE DOOR.

HE'S ASKING FOR RENT AND HE'S GETTING LOUDER.
DID YOU GUYS SPENT THE RENT MONEY ON PACHINKO AGAIN?

ATTENTION RESIDENTS ON THE EAST SIDE OF THE BUILDING! DON'T FORGET TO LOCK YOUR WINDOWS BEFORE THE DAWN. IGNORE ANY SUSPICIOUS SOUNDS COMING FROM OUTSIDE

Some gummy bears

FUUUUUUCK

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Get me a weeks worth of feed. I'm on a diet, so only one pack of microwave popcorn for the movie night I'm having tonight. You're invited btw

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Sure!

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No problem bro, you can have mine

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Tomacco

AHAHAHA I STABBED YOUR CHOCOLATE MILK. WELCOME TO THE Yea ForumsPPARTMENT, FUCKER

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SOUP

>THAT
Use it

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Apple Cry

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH BRO

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What are the red lights for?

They are on when someone is watching anime.

Ya wild yo lol.

Loli alert.

Does anyone want free beer and rock cds? Let me in so I can give them to you.

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Where is this weird smell coming from?

The fumes from the rotting bodies in user's rape dungeon. Or fumes from the undiposed tissues stained with months old cum. Feel free to choose which is less horrifying.

Fuck off shiki

No, it's coming from my apartment. I'm bathing in ramen again.

Nice drum mags

zzz

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okay who the fuck is blasting Caramelldansen I’m trying to sleep

WHATS THE PASSWORD?
WE SAID WE NEED THIS SHIT FROM STOPPING THE CROSSBORDERS

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHOCOLATE?

>tfw these filthy otaku are letting the population down

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Fuck you

You mean THIS chocolate?

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Joji, get the fuck out of here, no one likes you. You sucked as an edgy youtuber, now you suck at being a rapper.

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SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

wow I fucked that one up
meant to reply to

I-i was saving that for later when Yea Forums is gonna watch some good comfy anime together

Now I dont have any chocolate anymore

Wow rude.

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KEK how have I never seen this video before.

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WHO SAID I HAVE A GIRLY NAME?

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based clownbro

/ak/ smuggled them in.

Tonight's movie night is at my apartment bros, waht are we watching?
ps. bring your own food

based vancouverposter

Maquia. I'm bringing beef ribs.

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Drive

Nice. I suggest a marathon of the 3 Boku no Pico OVAs.

I'm gas for Yea Forumsnon

god damnit jeff not again

DON'T TELL HIM, HE'S A SNITCH

Hey guys, who wants to ride shotgun in the GTR? Thinking of doing a downhill on Myogi tonight.

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Going to the 7-11 for some bepsi what y’all want me to pick up

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I want a CitCat and some Bringles

My waifu's being yandere again. Can I hide in one of your places?

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In't there a wcdonalds on the way? Bring me some nuggies and fries

I know you're not sorry you can't fool me

Sure, if she comes in, make me the sacrificial lamb

I did

Just call in the SDF. I'm sure they'll handle her just fine.

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TAKE IT BACK YOU COCKWART NIGGERJEW!

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>buy 1000 floor apartment
>breed and fill with offspring and mothers
Very enlightening, thanks abe-sama.

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I don't

"Looking for someone to eat bento at the rooftop with
Available Monday-Friday 11:00 - 13:00
Bring your friends too

--user from room 5555"

Ayo where a nigga finna cop one ah dem here rooms? i don't wanna hafta cap a nigga and take his room don't i?

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WE HAVE COME TO THE ROOF TO EAT BENTO

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I suppose it gives slight bonuses to bullets which helps

Some pidser and koler would be nice yes please thank you

>the laughter stops as Peter grabs his backpack and pulls out the gun
>apart from you, who keeps going
>you prepared for this day

>tfw you get isekai'd into the Yea Forumspartment and have to fight your way through all 100 floors

WHO THE FUCK TORE MY MINT CONDITION PUNI PUNI POEMI POSTER

I WILL GUT YOU

I’ve been walking around looking for the exit for 8 hours now. I could’ve sworn it was just 2 floors down to the right.
I think the building is alive..

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megumin doesn't live here senpai

Imagine her face when she sees you using a mac

Well that's why we've been carrying navigational cunnies with us.
You have one right?

Nobody uses a mac. That's just a fairy tale

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS LARPING AS DAGUMI
THE HEKTIK SKIDZ ARE TOO LOUD I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

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user I'VE COME UP WITH A PLAN
THE OLYMPICS ARE COMING UP AND EVERY KOMBINI IS REMOVING THE LOLICON MATERIAL
IVE BEEN CYCLING AROUND ALL MORNING BUYING IT ALL UP BEFORE THEY GET TO IT
WE'RE GONNA SELL IT DURING THE OLYMPICS user
WE'LL BE RICH, user, R I C H

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You dumbass you closed your eyes

Which one of you faggots did this?

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I was just trying to cook some pasta...

sorry, that was me. Saw a spider and only had a flamethrower at hand.
hope i got it

Can you guys cool it with the loli porn? the FBI has their party van across the street again!

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Yeah I think you got i

wtf why are you cooking pasta in my time machine?

Play pop'n music

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I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

that was a time machine? i thought it was some weird foreign toilet.

TADAIMA

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That looks painfully thick.

Its a time machine that could also work as a toilet.

I'm masturbating right now

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

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Just wanted to let y'all know the reason my apartment was so loud the past couple of hours is because I just came back from vacation and I spent the last few hours jacking it to almost 2 weeks worth of stuff on ex and now my dick can qualify for WWE Smackdown and Raw

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I'm gonna knock on doors and run away

CAN YOU ASSHOLES STOP PLAYING FUWA TIME ALL THE GODDAMN TIME

Tony Hawk, what are you doing here?

BASED

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Fuck you fireman

That japanese ginger suddenly came home with a beautiful blonde girl. What's his secret?

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Would we all be friends if we were neighbors?

No

i-i'll jump! i'm not joking around! i'll actually do it!

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Fine.

AIMAI SAN SENCHI

Who's car is this?
Stop taking up the handicapped parking slot asshole.

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Do a flip!

I keep hearing this annoying fucking PURU PURU PURURIN song from the adjacent apartment, for fuck's sake

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I'll be waiting for you.

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It belongs to the user who will post after me.

Shes a real bro for taking the fall

Hey guys, hope you like this song being blasted every days from 10pm to 8am

youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA

Shut up Pablo. That's what you said last year and you just ended up calling everyone on the phone and dramatising. I wish you had jumped.

>tfw Yea Forums landlords banned bonfires night after the Kyoani incident
GIVE ME FIRE, I STILL WANNA DANCE

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How fucking long does it take to pull fiber through the building? They said it would have been done 2 years ago.

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WHO TOOK A FUCKING DUMP IN THE ELEVATOR AGAIN

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Tell the landlord to fix the fucking plumbing and maybe I'll stop.

does it count if I have sex with my waifu on a regular basis

The real question is, how do you get that fat while being that active

*ding dong*

I wish Yea Forums was funny like it used to be. is it something about our modern society that overstimulates us causing depression and NPC like behaviour?

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simply consume more, no shit

the nig probably feels exhausted afterwards and double downs on food immediately after to regain that energy

go back to sleep user, you're sounding like Yea Forums

Shut up shut up shut up SHUT THE FUCK UP HOW CAN I WRITE MY MASTERPIECE LN WITH ALL THIS NOISE AND CHAOS

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Hey guys I setup a projector off my balcony and bought some good speakers, we can watch any anime on the wall of the nearby Yea Forums apartment buildings from any b/a/lcony. Which building are we gonna use as a screen and what anime will we watch?

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How to live with fujo neighbour???

Avoid direct eye contact.

But it's the designated elevator!

This

Holy shit, I was so mad at the ending where they just go, "The fire exits aren't working!" wtf do you mean they're not working when there's a fire, that's what they're fucking for! And then it happens in real life...

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>12 AM
Ah, it's time for my trumpet practice

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My navigational cunny broke due to high pressure, can I borrow yours? I just need to get some snacks for the projector party.

D..dozo

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Don't mind me....

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Umm, guys?
Have you checked your window?

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user peforms his famous magic tricks for the neighberhood children

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Oh, just guys at the apart/m/ent having fun again.

GUYS, you won't believe this, but I finally consensually fucked a loli.

how? can you post a guide??

Guys help she's eating me out of house and home! Locks aren't working!!!

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And then you woke up, right?

why won't they just ban high capacity fully automatic fuel cans?

Can someone help me summon a succubus?

there's nothing we can do user

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S

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E

I’m hosting a fighting tournament this afternoon! WHO WANTS IN?

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but lolis aren't real

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I hear there's a new security company in town, 1-800-OPERATE if you need the number.

I brought a pizza for the party! Here, just ta- oh FUCK

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if i shout One Piece spoilers how many floors will hear it?

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looks like someone triped and tore down the food shelve
also vomit

announcing another asspull can't be consideret spoiler

Have any of you seen the owner of these apartments? The guy sure is ugly bastard. Also I dunno why, but he frequently visits apartment number 13, but only when user is out. Its strange if you ask me.

>mfw no cute loli landlord i owe rent
why even live

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Anyone want to bet their blood in a match of mahjong?

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a-are you sure? THAT?

bros, there is a unconscious girl hanging on the railing of my balcony. She's wearing white nun clothes I want to wake her up but I have a bad feeling about this. I think she would even bite me. What should I do?

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FUCK ALL OF YOU CLOWNS! I'M SENDING IN THE TRACKSUIT ARMY!
youtube.com/watch?v=OURbbuO6qXI

fucking plebian
youtube.com/watch?v=XLfxGf6k07g

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criminally underrated

CHEEKI BREEKI

>"do not follow the little girl" symbol on the floors you have to override the elevator controls to get to.

DO NOT TRUST THEM ANONS.

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>>[REDACTED] every 100 floors
This one gets me every time.

Fuck niggers

It's probably got the same effect of making you go insane if you live there too long.

h-hey who's borrowing my mazinger z bluerays? i've got a girl over and i REALLY need to impress here. please hurry.

Guys the cops are here
They want my pirated hentai

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fuck your porn dude!
im fucked

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Oh man

Just leave her there for the crows.
Should take about a week, from experience.

A wild Monkey appeared in my apartment. Wat do?

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Dude bring some tissues
Already crying thinking about it

>typing “a apartment” instead of “Yea Forumspartment”
missed opportunity sensei

>Yea Forumspartment

That's exactly how he spelled it, you mong.

I will take a water.

Are you Fucking illiterate?

You alright, don't come to room 12.

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Me and the bros are gonna snipe Yea Forums by their windows across the street. Who’s with me?

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I've lived in this apartment for a year and haven't spoken with anyone

We are watching Mongolian Chop Squad and smoking pipe tobacco with a case of beers and every boomer in the building is invited.

Stick around until the after party and watch some toonami I recorded 15 years ago. If you make it to 12 oz. mouse you're one of the boys.

Whoever's trying to unlock my door is gonna get a frozen piss jug to the cranium

I don't have free beer or rock CDs old man

I'm gonna invite my niggas from Yea Forums to play here.
I hope you guys don't mind.

P-Please don't let him in...my butt hole is still sore f-from last time...

I hope they like piss

LAN party at this guys flat, we are using blinders to prevent neighboring screen peeks

You say this, but in reality, you'd never have another user over at your house.

user it's gay rape time. You cannot stop it . I'm coming to fuck you to death

literal every neighbor around you blasting moe intros nonstop while you trying to sleep. an absolute nightmare.

STOP JAKCING OFF THE WALLS ARE THIN AND I CAN HEAR EVERY PUMP

I'm down, bro. I'll setup the DC++ hub

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youtube.com/watch?v=8IIhYqhZHG0

If I was talented I would edit this clip together with the pururururin gag from NHK, just for this thread

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sweet dude that's my fetish
i hope we're on the same floor.

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I'll be in my room.

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Okay, who the fuck is this and why is he outside my door?

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user where the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops and DHS if you're not home in six hours.

STOP FUCKING DRILLING AT 2 AM YOU FUCKS

Me on the left.

No need, I will be taking over as primary care giver as of now. Primary care giver and kitsune lolibaba mofu slave for one very lucky depressed salaryman.

I FUCK ANIME
I FUCK ANIME
I FUCK ANIME

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Hey user, you did installed the fire escape right? user?

go away ESL

アノンくん、非常階段をちゃ〜んと設置したわよね？ね？

Let's face it. If there were an apartment complex with all of you guys, none of you would be aware the others existed. You probably wouldn't even know anyone there liked anime, or on the off-chance you spot some merch or something you would be too awkward to make conversation out of it. The apartment complex would mostly be quiet. You would pass by each other, desperately avoiding eye contact lest someone strike up a conversation with you and discover you are a weirdo who can't do more than utter the most trite sentence in response—hoping to get inside quickly, where, in the absence of people, you can pretend you are normal.

I don't like anime

What’s your unit? I’ll strike a conversation with you.

Y-You too

ESL cái lồn mày

there is a possibility that an user from here lives in my cousins apt complex or works here. no bull, would It be worth it to find out who is is?

>the symbols have been compromised

where can I get a cute trap bf?

>The average room

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user?! What happe

that feel when only girl in the Yea Forums apartments

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>tfw the only boy in the Yea Forums apartments
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LITTLE GIRLS

I’m one of those little girls, user. And I’m coming to get you.

HELP

THE LOLIS ARE KILLING ME

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Why are tripfags such attention whores
Just leave 4ch and stay on a forum if you want irl friends

That MOTHERFUCKER still blasting monogatari ops when I'm trying to get some sleep, I told you to stop in the last thread I swear I'm going to come over if you don't stop.

>Why are tripfags such attention whores
generalization. Not every tripfag is an attention whore.

False. If they weren't an attention whore they wouldn't be tripfagging in the first place.

AAYOISHO

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I disagree to a point. While I will agree with you that most tripfags are attention whores. tripfags can trip without being attention whores in the right circumstances and that tripfags do have a place on this forum. (note: not saying that I am one of the good tripfags.)

YOU PLAY WEAK CAPITALIST TRASH FOR TOO LONG
TIME FOR REAL SOVIET HARDBASS COUNTERATTACK
youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg

Nips unironically call them mansions.

Yet you can never leave.

they don't get it

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Bros, I’m concerned. I tried going out through the main entrance but I just suddenly ended up in the lobby again like I was teleported. I’m gonna check out the fire exits if the same thing happens.

Spank the monkey.

>No gas sex
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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You can check out but you can never leave
And I heard the voices singing welcome to the Hotel California

Update: My stomach feels funny and is a tad swollen. What the fuck is happening to me? GOD, I'm not gonna fuck a loli anymore. It hurts.

*HNNNGH*
*BLAAAAAAAAARPFFFFSSSSHRRRRRRRT!!!!*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THAT DISCOUNT RAMEN IS KILLING ME!!! HELP! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
GOD SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
*SSSSSSSSSPPRRRRFFFFFFFRRRALFT!*

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BOO!

Whoever is the one breaking into other people's apartments just to hotglue your fellow neighbor's anime figurines will be shot on sight if discovered.

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Yummy-yummy

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That's fucking it motherfuckers don't bother locking your doors tonight. If I'm not getting any sleep then neither will you

So has anyone found more coffee beans? I'm about to run out.

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Fuck you mudslim, we are a christian apart (just like in animes)

I'm digging a tunnel out of here. Bring your own gear and you can join me.

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don't you life in the /k/ apartment?

Behave yourselves gentlemen. I'm gonna have a REAL waifu over tonight

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files.catbox.moe/pr4amp.mp3
files.catbox.moe/8iun68.mp3
You heard nothing

ATTENTION
FLOOR 800 TO FLOOR 1000 IS NOW /M/ TERRITORY

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It is kinda Tokyo

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You mean /jp/ territory buddy

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Looks like we haven't occupied all the territories

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>Where can I find the elevator or the stairs?
After you finish the Black Rose arc, creators would draw the elevator sequence with the same Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku song.
If I'm not mistaken, some buildings in Pripyat have it the same.

Go back to the apart/m/ent, barbarian

Leather club is two blocks down.

>user, where's the toilet?
>

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Hop in Producer-san, we're going idol hunting

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What the fuck are they doing in Japan?

Just use

I'm gay

There's a pool on the roof, come join us!

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This girl been asking me to let her come into my room. She looks sketchy and it's already 3 am. What should I do?

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Looks like a fairy, do it.

I'll pull her in and ring her clit all night.

This girl been asking me to let her come into my room. She looks sketchy and it's already 3 am. What should I do?

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user got fucked by a loli

FBI LOLI POLICE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

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Which one of you faggots stole my underwear?

FUCK THE POLICE
COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

>no piss bottles
weak

I'll toss whoever fucking leaves their piss bottles on their terrace off the fucking building. And then I'll toss their piss bottles on their pulped corpse too.

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Room 34. Bring your friends.

Not really, there's plenty of other trannies.

About to install an elevator, anyone want to test it out for me?

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Guys, my imouto is supposed to visit today. It's been two hours and I can't contact her. Last time she called was in front of the apartment entrance. Anybody seen her? I'm worried.

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wake up bake...it's time for school.

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Fuck. Anyone can bring a roll of toilet paper to room 1408? Just leave it outside the door. Thank you in advance.

Sorry about that, buddy. Chuunis make these really cute noises and I really wanted to hear more.

>left apartment for several years
>pays a visit to see how everyone is doing
>hardly recognize the place
>the people I know already left
>it got worse than I remembered
That sucks.

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Where'd you go? There are no exits.

How come nobody leaves for work in the mornings, delivery people arrive with trucks and how the fuck do all of you have money when youre all little girls?

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Dude just invest your allowance and gain financial independence

Sure thing. Single ply okay? Oh, and the have no perforation.

Doing other stuff like focusing on scanlating Aikatsu doujinshi. I've taken an interest in gunpla as of late.

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You know user, when you go out to work you're waifu gets lonely. Maybe I'll visit and keep her company?

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fuck off adulterer

Sounds cool put expensive.

I sell pics of my waifu.

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Janitor here, don't worry I got that covered

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It is, actually. Donations are poor and, quite frankly, talent isn't free so there are instances I had to offer money. But... it's still fun and we made a lot of scanlations this past 4-ish years (pic related).

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>>the people I know already left
I'm sure some of your stalkers are still around.

I love you, SHiN.

Help! There's a crying kid outside my room.

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where do we park our mechs?

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There's little to stalk because I'm not always around though.

Well, bring her in. Calm her down.

It's true, I haven't bothered you in years.

there's milfs just broke into my apartment block and is forcing me to have drinks with them, what do?

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I don't know how to. Any suggestion?

got any candy?

TADAIMA~~

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floor 800 to 1000 is my zone kid.

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Use your own condoms. The ones they're offering have holes in them.
Also don't mind the dog.

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Seriously?

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No. I don't have any food.

Anyone wanna go for a drive around the block?

youtu.be/xZ2GTJCxXbM

Just shove your dick in her mouth.

looks like their not taking "no", pray for me.

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Fuck man, I was gonna bring ribs. I'll guess I'll go pick up some sake to drown our sorrows in.

Man this place sucks. I only came here because i heard it was low rent. All you fags do is fuck things near you.

Oh shit.
files.catbox.moe/i3agne.webm

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Floor 8 is the loli floor

/thread
fpbp

Don't go to floor 8!!!!.
Watch out, i hear many men gone missing after they visit floor 8.
Loli floor is on Floor 42.
Don't listen to this user

This woman keeps trying to get me into her room.
I'm not sure if I should go in or not.

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Loop fits the hard bass song from above, didn't know that was a ruskie monkey-

He's predating, man's got to predate.

"Shinji I want more sex"
"But we just did it 5 minutes ago"
"MORE SEX!"
".....fine"

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Chaika on the first floor!

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Only if you aren't planning on coming back out, I hear she has some dotting compulsion that killer comfy.

Thx

Floor 8 here, hurry up and come release me already. I won't eat your souls I promise.

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Za!

This thread screams "CRINGE" >.>

Fuck off tripfag

>>.>
Neck yourself.

reported to the moderators :)

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“|(@ )(@ )****(@ ⊂(ﾟДﾟ⊂) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

IF ANATA WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT IKU 2 UR

FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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WE TRUE TOMODACHI

WE RIDE TOGETHER

WE DIE TOGETHER

Those stairs looks scary as fuck. Who the thought it would be a good idea to use this in 8+ store building?

Whyyyyyyyy Me

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this guy enters your apartment, what do you do?

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Get him some tea he looks tired

Ask him for my fucking rent money.