REPRODUCE

I have no problem performing my duty. First, provide me a woman that I find acceptable, plus living allowances and such in order to afford a home, wedding, etc.

Otaku media in general is geared towards wish fulfillment don't delude yourself it's not and accept it.

No reproducing here sir! I'm a fujo, meaning i'd rather watch two boys go at it than have one go at it with me!~

That would mean putting in effort, you can guess twice about the mental and physical capacity of the average Yea Forums lurker.

Since 3dpd would never like me ever, it's better for my sanity to never ever consider that raising a family might be nice.

What’s going on ITT?

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I just realized their son being named Carlo Zen might be a reference.

Holy shit that went way over my head. This can't be coincidence.

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Yeah, took that maid shortening it for me to realize. Man's got good taste.

>incel
5'9"
>pretty boy
6'0"
>slayer
6'3"

wait this is actually written manga lmao

Are you accusing me of being a jew? If so, go fuck yourself, user. I have much more serious reasons not to have e children

I believe both of them are around 24 or so.

fag?

>muh evolutionary duty
We'r already past critical human mass, re-type this in Japanese or something

It would have been perfecr if they were 20-23

No. Apart from being incapable of getting a gf, I already know I'd be a terrible father. No child should be so unlucky to have me as his/her father

My bloodline is cursed. I wouldn't want to bring another monster such as myself into the world after having sacrificed so much to defeat my progenitors

I’d like to have kids, but I have no confidence to try to start a relationship. I’m already well into wizardom and I just can’t muster the courage to change my way of living which is already fairly comfortable if unfulfilling at moments.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN

this faggot is pretending to be me, I am

this board is filled with faggots it's disgusting ,

Women aint shit but bitches and tricks. Why would you marry an disgusting whore?

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Everyone knows that women can’t do shit, other than suck dick.

Just do it man. Think of the marriage, diamond and divorce industry! They're all going bankrupt because you don't marry and get divorced!

if my genes wanted me, specifically to spread them they shouldn't have invited the gene that caused me to get bored of sex as an activity after just six months of dating someone and stay bored of sex years later

I would be a bad father because I am not a Chad and I would like my son to be a Chad.

Have sex.

as evidence by your mother's inability to raise you into a mature, self-actulaized adult

>everyone is a whore, except mommy
unwritten law

Parenting has just about fuck all to do with how people turn out with the exception of heavy abuse.

Well said, user

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I wonder if the new wave of posters that came here after 2016 understand that memes are not to be taken seriously. Abe has no children BTW.

correction: have repeated and easy access to a sex hole.

I can't wait to have kids I want at least 4 but more if everything pans out
just imagine
>reading manga to your kids
>showing them to your favorite amines
>seeing them draw bad photos of characters from said shows
>teaching them jap young so they can be bi-lingual

I know this is a meme thread to get incells mad but I honestly can't wait to have kids

>your gold standard during development for what is and isn't normal when it comes to how people treat you and those around you has fuck all to do with how people turn out
we're mammals, diane

>teaching them jap young so they can be bi-lingual
Wait a second... is THIS where all the gaijin girls who are inexplicably fluent in Japanese come from?

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>your gold standard during development for what is and isn't normal when it comes to how people treat you and those around you has fuck all to do with how people turn out
Yes. Character, morals and political views are almost entirely genetic for a given set of macroscopic circumstances.

I honestly, truly don't understand why someone would want to have kids, especially in this day and age.
>less money
>less time
>less freedom
>more stress
>even as they do grow up, world's becoming shittier by the second
I wouldn't want kids, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to be born now. I just can't understand your POV.

Great post my dude.

t. Abe

>Not continuing you lineage because "muh inconvenience"
You'r right, dont have children. The less people brainwashed by jews the better

>having kids just because, irrespective or whether you can afford to raise them
Well no wonder things are getting worse.

based I'm a slayer!

Wild animals will do whatever they want, user. What matters is whether the civilized class can thrive.

you see my dad always said if you don't have family you don't have nothing
I see the reasons you listed as very small next to the fear I have of never having kids of my own.
I never really know how to describe the need/ feeling that I need to have kids to someone who don't have it ingrained into them, your kind confuses me

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>having kids because you thought it was cool in a manga
user...

I have thousands of relatives continuing the clan lineage. the lineage ain't going nowhere no matter what choice I make.

Honestly I'd want kids, just not a wife. Fuck women.

that's why you have to marry a woman (male)

You're either trolling or another wild animal that mindlessly follows their dick

kids need a mom and a dad to thrive, you just need to find the right girl~

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I hope this isn't off topic do you have kids? a gf? how did you take the first step I need to get off the loner ride

Manga idea: The MC is your typical dense betacuck, he is however the penultimate biological step of some Kwisatz Haderach-like scheme by either aliens or a cult or maybe an alien cult, doesn't matter.
So they must try to get him to breed and throw these typical harem girls and increasingly complicated ploys at him, but he protects his virginity every time with his density only rivaled by Osmium.

you don't need kids to have a family
you don't even need a spouse
a family is any pack-bonded group of people sharing resources and living space as a permanent arrangement
a family can be you and seven friends living in a big house together
frankly saying only kids count as having a family is insulting to hundreds of thousands of years of human traditions and culture, its not just barbaric its inhuman, like some kind of metabolically slow reptile that only cares about its immediate offspring and doesn't socialize or form tribes

More or less that's every battle harem

And nothing prevents you from both being a part of a tribe and a part of family. In fact most any tribe started as offshoots of the same one or two families

(((evolutionary duty)))

Stop with the wholesomenss. Females are overrated. That's the truth

lick on these nuts and suck the dick?

I'm turning 32 in October. For the last 2 years I have been looking for a wife to marry and have children with. During my 20s I didn't care about kids or a wife. Just wanted to live and enjoy life. As I turned 30 (on the day), I got a sudden urge to reproduce. When I walk around and see little children, I feel a deep need to have my own.

Can't beat evolution or nature. When you get older, the need will hit you like a truck and you will go out and find someone.

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I wouldn’t want to bring more people into this increasingly shit world, that’s all.

come on I know friends are "family" but there is a difference between that kind of family and your blood family
plus like said you can have both and be even stronger for it

> Being part of a tribe but never having any children
There is a word for those tribes. Gone.

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The problem is that English doesn't have different words for family and extended family.

>Six months away from turning 30
Oh no no no

>you will go out and find someone.
have you found anything, incel?

Only as a woman. Most tribes had plenty of men who did not reproduce.

woman who are not gorilla feminists hate how things are too right now
but they are to scared to break from the norm you need to let her know its ok being a housewife and loveing her kids, 98% of woman are happyer doing what "god" made them too

I don't get how someone could forego having kids if they can manage it.
>every ancestor before you had kids
>whatever impact you had on this Earth is wiped out upon your death unless you have kids
>dying alone
>women after menopause will live the rest of their life regretting it
It's a shame they'd be born in today's society, but maybe in a couple years the world will less shit. Or you could go the crazy hermit or cult leader route.

if you think that way why not just kys? man raise your kids with right ideal and teach them to avoid Jewish tricks and one of your kids might just grow up to save the world

>I got a sudden urge to reproduce
I had this when I was 25, then I looked at the available women and shut off that idea. I'll wait for artificial wombs.

no

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I hope you find someone sincerely from the deep of my heart

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Ahh, yeah it'd be pretty good to have a family and stuff, but I sure as hell wouldn't be here if I was capable of such a thing.

Face it ya'll, anime is a coping mechanism.

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girls post here too just find one as equally as autistic as you gayboy
stop making excuses

You people always make this excuse, like there arent girl's on the left side aswell or they aren't worth it.. keep masturbating to cartoons then phantom

Bro, 2 social recluses will never find each other.

There is 15 years age gap between my sister and I.
There 20 years age gap between my brother and I.
I am the oldest. I also have younger cousins too.

If I ever want any kids around me, I can just have any of them over weekend. I really don't need my own kids.
Besides kids are not as great as e.g. yotsuba& portrays them. After all anime and manga is fiction, fantasy. I'm sure happy for my mom, because it was her dream to have family, but I wouldn't want to be in her shoes.

If your reason to have children is just some /pol/ logic where you gotta preserve your race or other crap, then I don't think you would make a good father anyway.

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What about being a house husband?

Why is it that some anime like AoT make people want to reproduce and raise and family and then you have other fandoms that are basically hyper otaku neet weebs?
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUDUK-yvwQs

I think you mean "girls" post here. Which is fine, but I'm not quite that far gone yet.

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men should make the money so your wife don't have to work

Can it be the other way around?

>social engineering

Yes, it's 2019 after all. What's more common though is both parents working (near-)full-time and just dumping their kids at daycare for their entire live. This has no bad consequences at all.

the second my dad let my mom work at a a deli she got a boyfriend behind his back
please don't let your wife find someone else behind your back if not for your sake for your kids sake

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for retards this is sarcasm

Correlation does not imply causation :P

just be careful

I'm profoundly disturbed by the way you consider every single facet of human existence utterly worthless other than crapping out some spawn and one day dying in front of them.
you could single-handedly plant an entire forest over twenty years. you don't consider that an impact on this Earth. Where is your imagination? Your passion for existing? Your awe and wonder than reality exists in the first place and we somehow get to experience it? Your every word and deed permanently alters the entire universe. Light from our sun bounces off your skin and is dispersed by the atmosphere to travel throughout the galaxy. When the sun dies the dust that was yours and trillions of other organisms throughout Earth's history will be blasted out into deep space too, and may even seed new life on other planets.
A song you write in the shower, record on your phone, and upload to youtube may in 186 years inspire a future scientist, providing the clue needed for gravity manipulation tech that in another 1,900 years leads to FTL travel, ensuring that when our sun does die humanity's descendants will persevere
your impact on Earth is wiped out upon your death, BAH. you know nothing of chaotics

You know, this series felt really kind of insulting as a concept.

Like, most fantasy has the hero do SOMETHING to win the girl. John Carter led several slave revolts, fought multiple rivals and toppled an Empire to get the girl. The Time Traveler didn't do so hot, but he still kicked plenty of ass with an iron bar in an attempt to fuck a loli.

This whole setup is literally a woman going "Look, I'll take care of you for you for the rest of your life, so impregnate me." I mean, that really reduces the protagonist to nothing more than a penis and some genetic matter. You'd expect that the protagonist would have some self-awareness, and be vaguely ashamed of this.

Which part?

I don't plan on getting in any sort of relation

I like it though. Most romance stories are about falling in love. Risou cuts the crap and skips straight to their life as a married couple. IMO that's more interesting and more wholesome than endless will-they-won't-they shenanigans.

In any sort of romantic relation ship with men or women

Consider this. For any human killed you get a single, legitimate dollar. You also have a single time ability to kill an arbitary number of random people by instant, untraceable way.

How many people would you kill?
30 million

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My housewife mom got a (also married) boyfriend behind my dad's back. You just can't trust women.

Depends if I need money or not, if I wanna buy a new laptop for example, then I'd kill a couple of people to save up some money

Because having children is like achieving something without any talent...
Surely you can do better than just making another mouth breathing person who stands in the way of busy people who actually make this world go round.
Ideas live longer than bloodlines.

You can kill people only once, make it count.

If a girl tries to get laid, she will in almost all cases. The reason why some women are incels is that they don't even want to put in the effort and risk rejection.

Although the pic is still bullshit because a guy who looks like the incel can also easily get laid as long as he's got something else going for him, like a successful career or some shit.

It does because women are hypergamous

the idea of this makes me scared but I need to have hope for tomorrow or their is no point in living I will find my unicorn

>>duty
>You're fucked in the head.
>This is what millennials actually believe.

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>Woman has a baby
>immediately goes back to sticc pre pregnancy
FUCK YOU ABE! i'm not producing shit until your artist get the fine details right

Oh fuck. I don't know maybe I'll kill a 100k

>this is the kind of person who thinks they are qualified to raise a child.
You're gonna raise some fucked up kids

I think 30 millions is perfect.
Enough to live a normal life without ever working, enough to give something to your childs once you die (if you'll ever have them, I wouldn't 'cause I would be too paranoid of woman trying to get my money) and maybe help your friends or dear ones too

Also probably of the 30 millions of the people who died not even 1 million were good people

I was a few years from being a wizard when a girl asked me out. Now i got two kids and I love them very much, but the amount of time and money you have to invest in kids can't be downplayed. It's insane. I have plenty of friends who don't or won't have kids and I don't blame them one bit. Make the decision that's best for you and yours, always.

I can't wait to be a mommy personalty

Dial 8

Depends on if I get to pick who dies. If so, 7,5 billion.

But user, I want to watch anime and play videogames. Don't kill me

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>random people
Sorry, read it wrong. 0 then.

There is more romance stories like that, your problem is probably just watching/reading too much highschool series.
I remember reading Futari Ecchi, and it was nice fresh air at the time.

I refused women before. I did not think much of it at the time, but it feels good now.

The idea of women getting fat after pregnancy is a meme perpetuated by women too lazy to get in shape again. Aura isn't one of these women, she clearly picked up training again after pregnancy.

Remember how much the "what's your excuse?" lady triggered everyone for still being slender after having had three kids?

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then what's 4'11

A child.

I will attempt reproduction under condition that I have provably effective protections from malicious women.

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It's not about pregnancy weight gain it's about women not being elatigirl, the Uterus is still swollen after birth and not one single woman on the face of this earth no matter how /fit/ pre/during pregnancy went back to a size 0 waist immediately after the baby pops out you mong.

>Third world countries reproduce like rabbits therefore wealthy ones should stop entirely!
This is your brain on nihilism.

who has the time or energy to exercise when you have another human being depending on you for everything?
people rich enough to just pay other people to raise their kids, thats who.

I want to make Malty and Melty older sisters

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not that guy, but we are talking about women still being fat even after the kid is one year old.

maybe we should deduct instead?

That's like saying you will never have time for sex again because there is baby in the house. People make time.

Schools are in charge for parenting these days, user. Get with the times.

I was always taught that 'not having time' is just an excuse for 'not wanting to make time'. You can always make time if you really want to. People tend to get lazy.

I'd have 5 kids if I had the money and the wife, not my fault Mr. Abe

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a bunch of fake shit made up by narcisists. show me a single particle of "nation". prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are experiencing emotions right now.
now get digging in the neon mines, you isopod fucking larrylook, and maybe we'll teach you to feel emotions again

Exactly, therefore people still can take time to get into shape even after the baby is born.

which women? I want names, I want places, I want dates. because frankly I'm not convinced you've ever even seen an adipose tissue

Woah there Wiener Kreis, calm down a little.

>which women? I want names, I want places, I want dates
you could probably get all the info if you found
facebook comments on this: youtu.be/gDeH00bE20Y

Man, I wish I had a bigger family so I wouldn't feel all this pressure to have kids.
I will never understand how my parents, who were born in perhaps the wealthiest time in history settled for just 2 children.

Can you back this up?

Reimu is hot

It is easier to get fat again once you've been, just like regaining muscle is a fuckton easier than growing it the first time around. But yeah, if you stay fat, then the only reason you were skinny before a pregnancy is you always were, and you're too weak-willed to make any sort of change. It takes a negligible amount of effort to just lose weight.

I can't get a girl and the world is too shitty to being forth a child into it so I got a cat.

I heard in raws/novels there are lots of cucking and ntr. True or not?

100-200 million. Just enough to get by without hopefully causing an inflationary death spiral, at least not before I can diversify into less volatile assets.

>nowfoomy passed on that
The crown should be morally and diplomatically obliged to pass on Shield's blood instead of Trash's.

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Thanks anons.

I'm in a bit of a tricky situation though. Met a cute Chinese girl and we have been going out for 3 months, she is intelligent, slim, wears glasses and is 8 years younger than me. Cons are she is very emotional and will sometimes cry at the drop of a hat about little things (family related).

Recently, I met another girl in my AI class. 155cm, 45kg (IMAGINE), dark skin, asian features, glasses and pixie cut. Real tomboy and so cute. I want to ask her out to get to know her better and get a bead on her personality to see whether I should leave my current gf.

Main issue is my current GF is a chinese national and I don't really want to get married to her or have kids.

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So you think of dating another even thou you are already in a relationship.

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>thou
'tis a shame

...

I think he is acting honorably so long as he is only thinking about it, if he actually starts pursuing the other girl before breaking up with his current then big shame on his family.

>evolutionary duty
Natalists are a plague upon this Earth

Stop being a faggot and cheat

>implying a girl would ever love me
I'll use my wizard powers for good, I promise

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He's holding a black baby? What a cuck.

>evolutionary duty
I did not get a vasectomy for you to spout this utter nonsense, user

It's complicated.

I only have at most 3 years to find a wife and I need to find the perfect fit; attractive, intelligent, fit, slim, and well educated (Dark skin, asian features, and tomboy personality/behaviour are pref but not necessary). In that respect, I need to keep my eyes and mind open. I'm looking at girls all the time, even though I'm in a relationship, so I can find the right one quickly.

>I only have at most 3 years to find a wife
Is the armageddon coming in three years and I wasn't informed?

And so are you dumb faggots who won't slit your wrists already

>men should make the money so your wife don't have to work

Really, how dumb are you?

People who reject Natalism are not necessarily suicidal buddy

I would like to have children, but I prefer saving money for surrogacy. Marriage is way too dangerous for men and the way it works in the real world doesn't appeal to me at all.

No but they are just as annoying. Nobody cares your upper middle class life is soul crushing