What would having them as your maids be like?
What would having them as your maids be like?
Eli Moore
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Camden Williams
Probably a lot of CBT
Connor White
Are they working for free though?
Jackson Lewis
rape
Gavin Peterson
You would get a stroke on first day after they pump you with viagra and rape you for hours.
Charles Moore
Sometimes they'll love you. Sometimes.
Julian Jones
They take your mana as payment
Grayson Hill
>What would having them as your maids be like?
Carson Martinez
I think the middle fingers gave that away user
Bentley Jackson
What a fucking pointless thing to add
Colton Williams
You'd probably end up doing all of the work while they just lounged around and complained.
Kevin Sanders
Pick your maid.
Alexander Cruz
Nah fuck you leatherwoman
Logan Reed
The brown one.
Henry Jones
But will they clean while I'm out working and make me food when I arrive?
This is very important.
Jacob Clark
One of them is holding a burger for you
Elijah Howard
Sure yeah
Nathaniel Brown
That's an optimistic interpretation
Nicholas Wright
I want them to abuse me. And God, I have an unhealthy fetish involving angry maids since this anime
Samuel Thompson
guess I'll be eating take out for a long time
Josiah Price
>I don't care if you hate me ladies just give me my fucking burger
Nathaniel Thompson
me on the left
John Martin
Do they do anal?
Tyler Wood
Not in the sense you probably want
Noah Taylor
the maids
are to be raped
Noah Hill
I don't think those women are certified therapists user
Connor Walker
Pathetic.
Luis Peterson
is fgo worth playing? I literally cannot stop fapping to their doujins
Blake Taylor
It's not a very good game but it's worth it for the events.
Benjamin Collins
Yes
Evan Gonzalez
it'd be like that one aimaitei umami doujin
Nolan White
Playing FGO is like walking thru hell. Just keep fapping
Redman is best maid though.
Jacob Bennett
Austin Wood
As long as you like Fate but aren't deluded enough to think it's a masterpiece.
Austin Turner
No gacha is worth playing
Alexander Miller
They would lounge around your place, watching your TV, reading manga, playing vidya, never cleaning anything until the place was a pigsty - and even then they'd make you do most of the work. When they cooked for themselves, they'd make a serving for you, which is all they'd do for you, but mostly they'd order delivery on your dime. And they'd rape you.
And this.
Jayden Thomas
Their Shinjuku outfits are hotter.
Christian Gray
That's the fucking dream. Worth going to war over.
Cooper Garcia
How does the crossdressing scene play out if you're a chick?
Noah Richardson
The same, Saber dances with a chick
Gavin Williams
Why do they wear the hat?
Christopher Anderson
like this
Elijah Bailey
Saber is cute but I only find her hot with a ponytail and short shorts, as in Shinjuku and Summer 2nd ascension
Jacob Moore
I really liked the Shinjuku chapter. The chocolate titty caster one was god awful, though.
Lincoln Ward
Sounds good, you can sign me in then.
Camden Powell
Its good if you just want to play as a casual. I just tune into events and new lostbelts and i still beat every challenge quest with ease. if you really want a character just buy it off ebay, theres tonnes of account sellers that are trustworthy, bought one myself and i still use it no problems.
Leo Morris
>fgo
>"""""playing"""""
no
Leo Murphy
drake
Hudson Perez
Gimme dat Egyptian bunny ghost.
Cooper Jones
Enjoy
Landon Thomas
heaven
Jayden Myers
Here
Luke Edwards
Why the best maid (Liz) is not there?
Gavin Moore
Awesome, thanks.
Alexander Stewart
Because snek a shit.
Zachary Mitchell
my ballsack would always be empty
Hunter Allen
It would be expensive to afford two salaries and benefits, plus a larger house with servants' quarters, more food expenses, more liability insurance.
Logan Gutierrez
Evan Jackson
Those maids are useless, none of them can cook or clean.
Gabriel Nelson
Boudica can cook but now you are not getting any of them.
Carter Williams
Nathan Howard
Growing up I literally had MANY maids in my household.
I always treat them like slaves to be honest.
Seeing as those two are cute I would ask for things like baths and to use them as cum dumpster.
David Diaz
Making some good, healthy food for me, not this murrican fat-crap.
Also massaging.
Noah Reed
BB
But I fear I could wake up with my dick glued to the ceiling any day.
Matthew Stewart
Sorry user, someone else already took her
Julian Morales
Nope. Its one of the few games I recommend to not ever even try.
If you are curious about anything you are better off watching scenes on youtube.
James Adams
I would fucking destroy Shuten and Ibaraki in mating press position.
Austin Scott
This is a cute Alter maid who will do anything to serve her master.
Austin Bailey
Alter characters have vag cheese
Ryder Mitchell
Jeremiah Cox
>photoshopped burger
>Seiba's AYYYYface
Nolan Cox
Why do cosplayers always have to wear chunky ass heels when the character is wearing nothing like that
David Gutierrez
Because they are wearing heels in the source material, it extends the leg and makes it longer thus appealing. They go with clunky heels over thinner ones for stability. Heels take practice to walk in. When you are posing and holding weight abnormally a solid heel is clutch.
Kevin White
Gabriel Evans
High heels are a bitch to pose in I guess
Carter Smith
I'll show you who's the head maid of this mansion.
Adam Davis
I want to do ungodly things to jalter holy shit.
Carson Long
Cock and balls torture
Lucas Perez
Not what I was thinking.
Eli Rivera
Cognitive behavioural therapy?
Anthony Thompson
It looks like the6bqre wearing diapers haha
Lol what would happen if they were wearing diapers :) ???
Haha what would that be like??
Tyler Smith
Yeah.
Jaxon Lewis
uppity maids like these are made for punitive anal
Ethan Phillips
Theyre made for gangbangs with black men while I watch
Ryder Gonzalez
Real answer? Awful
Tyler Hill
...
Jason Green
Okay cuck
Isaiah Stewart
I already have my loyal maid.
Camden Reed
>No fujinon
Meh
Jacob Morales
When are we getting the shinjuku costume for Saber alter?
Samuel Gray
>Artoria Alter
Your life would be very regimented but ultimately rather comfortable.
>Jeanne Alter
Would make a pretty shitty maid. Would just insult you and not do any of her chores
Leo Hall
Ibaraki. Imagine how cute and moody she'd be having to act like a Maid in front of you. The cute bully potential is maximum.
Elijah Miller
I've never wanted to be Gudako more than the Gudako in this image. This is literal heaven.
Jaxon Williams
>Calls others cuck
>Posts a pic of a black bull
Zachary Brooks
kekd
Dylan Campbell
great for sex, anything else really shitty
I guess Saber Alter can at least clean, but both are pretty shit at cooking and have really bad attitude
Michael Nguyen
I'll take the OGs
Samuel Davis
Maid Alter's attitude is pretty good though. She is still a hardass but she isnt rude or anything. And she clearly cares for her Master.
Bentley Garcia
Based and Hisuipilled
Matthew Baker
Artoria Alter would be a good maid. Jeanne Alter would be a shit one
Eli Hernandez
lancer artoria no contest
Jeremiah Turner
I'd fight to make this happen.
Liam Torres
Adrian Hill
L-lenin?! when did you become a French chuuni?
Brayden Butler
Ryder Clark
id deal with it if they agree to piss and deficate into jars so i can sell them to you guys at a premium price
Elijah Morris
Jackson Howard
Why are Alters so much sexier than their original?
Jackson Ortiz
exhentai.org
Holy shit I came so fucking hard
Isaac Evans
JANNIES
Isaiah Sanchez
Finally a doujin that does justice to sakura's/BB huge and fat ass. People focus on her tits and forget she has the fatest ass of all fsn
Adrian Morales
This has to be one of the hottest fate doujins, and definitely the best C96 one
Logan Moore
Aiden Ramirez
Jesus christ
Oliver Reyes
Memes aside it's a fun casual game, you can play it a couple hours a week or just play for events and still get everything and not be behind. There's no esports Korean MMO style grinding like other mobages and the the gameplay itself is fun and more fleshed out than your typical mobage. The story is probably the biggest draw though. Worth playing if you like fate shit or have a mild interest
David Sullivan
Rape the maids [X]
Brayden Morales
There's a beautiful saber alter doujin that just came out, but you post this trash?
John King
Give me the umu
Parker Gutierrez
Uo Denim has elder god tier doujins. His previous Sanzou and Jalter ones were hot too, so are his GuP doujins
Jackson Long
Imagine the rimjobs.
Jason Gutierrez
These two would be better maids honestly.
David Reed
Pale skin and hair, and evil
Josiah Hughes
Remove Sakura and add another Rin.
Jonathan Sanders
Evil is sexy.
Luke Garcia
Would actually plow 3DPD Jeanne Alter.
Pass on Seiba, though.
Ryder Price
Smug, evil, pale skin, striking eye color, wearing dark clothes/armor.
Chase Reyes
Artoria or scathach mommies make the best maids by nature
Justin Reyes
Sign me up.
Samuel Powell
>ywn have two maids with shitty, crass personalities who reluctantly and half-assedly serve you while glaring, insulting and bullying you
>ywn ask them to make you dinner only for them to make you a cup of ramen and then spit in it if you complain
>they will never use you as a footrest while they smoke cigarettes, watch TV and mock you for being such a fucking loser
>they will never demand that you pay them in advance even though you've already paid them three months in advance, prompting them to pin you down and rape you so you'll have to pay them for the service
Mason Richardson
>tfw exhentai is still down in my country
Andrew Johnson
>Drake finally gets something
>it's by yd of all things
>no penetration, only bukkake
it's a mixed feeling
Brandon Richardson
Imagine being this fucking homosexual
Ian Miller
>that picture
Ishtar is 1000 times better than pavarti, and I say that as a sakurafag
Xavier Rivera
according to most doujins saber alter will have sex with you just to one up the poor farmer girl and coax her into a threesome
Nathan Garcia
No pegging? Aw.
Wyatt Perry
shit just like OP's thread
Julian Butler
I already have a useless maid with tits, I don't need two more.
Samuel Robinson
I can't choose between the mommy Artorias.
Landon Jones
>If you are submissive you can enjoy two dominants maids that will abuse you.
>If you are dominant you have two maids you can punish for being shit maids.
Looks like a perfect life.
Noah Young
>This one
>Not the Nurse and Tittymonk with emotionless sex and then master fucks emotion into the nurse
weak
Evan Murphy
Why is rin dressed like that in bot?
Brandon Jenkins
>Sorry baby, I only fuck virgins!
Brandon Parker
Jalter cooking for Salter!
Oliver Campbell
I hope you like alters. They turn up in Bablyonia.
Brayden Brown
is there an alter pink gay boy? i forgot his name already, alphonse?
Mason Cooper
Sakura can fuck off but otherwise yes.
Jackson Bailey
Atalanta Alter doesn't get nearly enough love.
Jacob Ross
I fucking love these two together.
Ayden Bailey
Do not get into the gacha, just watch the shit on Youtube and keep fapping you idiot
Robert Reed
Here. She is going to do any work, though.
David Wood
Worst girl
Andrew Anderson
t. jobwain
Jonathan Clark
Elijah Carter
Back to facebook please, Umuturd
Jordan Howard
Lots of sex everyday
Josiah Reyes
YD's sameface is overrated. I think Ichitaka does better Alter stuff when he isn't drawing Yaoi.
Camden Sanchez
Saber Alter is pretty affection to (you) though. Shinjuku and Maid Alter shows that.
Jannu is a shitty tsundere, but she love (you) too. She should've stopped fantasising about reverse harem though.
Aaron Sanchez
Don't forget to use https.
Owen Green
fire them and find someone better
James Brooks
what is this from?
I know it is fate but what?
Ryan Sanchez
I already have one and she's best maid.
Ryan Diaz
Hopefully it involves a lot more of those burgers, OP
Leo Brown
Sign me up
Jayden Hill
Take a look closer and decide.
Kevin Ramirez
Maid Alter is actually a good maid though
Adam Baker
Owen Campbell
Based
Dylan Gomez
Caleb Clark
Imagine the tit fucks
Josiah Edwards
Luke Young
Ryder King
Samuel Fisher
>Won't fuck you
>Will just troll you
>Will sometimes just fucking kill you
If only I had a Moon Dick.
Joseph Sanchez
Levi White
>all i spent and she didnt come to me and karna cucked me instead
>However i get musashi and all the part 1 summer servants, Loli vinci, NP2 kama (paid gacha obviously) and Nobu during Guda4
>tfw BB doesnt consider me worthy but all these other whores do
its not fucking fair bros... i would have even been fine getting jinako'd
Samuel Collins
Ethan Ross
>i would have even been fine getting jinako'd
I guess poking her is pretty fun.
Jaxson Green
lancer artoria is easily one of the ugliest servants in the whole series
Gabriel Davis
Dominic Lewis
Some salty BBfag must have drawn this
Jose Reyes
Salty for what?
Easton Smith
Moon Cancers are weak to Rulers, Martha is a BB bully. Don't think Summer BB changes that in any way
Kayden Stewart
Martha is sort of the hard counter to BB, but actually giving a shit about that is like getting upset that fire type pokemon are weak to water so I have no idea what he's talking about
Mason Barnes
Veiny tits
Nathaniel Kelly
Silence pleb.
John Hall
Justin Green
Juan Fisher
Yes
Luke Howard
Jeanne Alter is absolute shit, hard to believe that she's so popular.
Oliver Fisher
Are you implying nightingale is ugly or do you just wanna shot that poster
Ayden Rodriguez
I disagree, not in the least because her tits are bigger than her head.
Kevin Evans
imagine her back pain when she's 50
Luis Johnson
Levi Turner
Nathaniel Ortiz
Leo Richardson
Her (and her Alter counterpart), are the only reason I've considered playing this gacha bullshit.
Colton Bennett
I would like to have BB as my maid.
Jason Allen
I wouldn't. They're good characters but the gameplay is repetitive, there's no auto play and you might not even roll them. As someone who played and quit, the expense just isn't worth it in my opinion. You could fuck Artoria on F-List and get the same fixed, there are a bunch of them.
Jose Sullivan
>pube peak
I didn't want to fap today...
Wyatt Hughes
>And they'd rape you.
But that just makes everything else worth it
Bentley Garcia
good taste
Joseph Adams
Meh, feels like shit when it's not color matching.
Aiden Wright
Maids who are into femdom and verbal abuse would interest me far more than nondescript, submissive maids.
Julian Cooper
They have balls?
Nicholas Gomez
Fucking japs and their lolis and shit. We could had this THE ENTIRE TIME
Nolan Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez
You would be constantly NTRd
Jeremiah Thomas
God....
Lucas Hill
Saiba is not a loli though, she's more of a young adult if anything.
Brandon Rodriguez
You mean they'd bring various guys over (even though it's my house), moan louder than necessary, and insult my sexual prowess compared to them?
Boy, I sure hope that never happens.
Wyatt Butler
Dumb cuck
Christian James
God I would give anything for my waifu to dress like this and do slutty maid roleplay just for one day
Jaxon Turner
>crossdressing scene
Hello?
Asher Jenkins
I fucking love selfcest
Charles Cook
Fuck off, SpaceJin.
Julian Cruz
Artoria lancers please.
Adrian Cook
She's literally King Arthur. Her armor weighs ten times as much.
Christian Lee
Isaac Gutierrez
Is this meant to imply that boob window cleavage is for good girls and underboob/paizuri cleavage is for bad girls?
Cooper Watson
That's a dog, user.
Cooper Wilson
Cringe. TRUE NTR is when you don't get to fuck them in the first place
Andrew Cooper
Yes
Thomas Russell
>Evil
Ethan Rodriguez
That's casual. It's better if they know from experience that I'm inferior, instead of throwing empty insults.
Jackson Edwards
>Pubs being that far up.
Anthony Sullivan
>There's a beautiful saber alter doujin that just came out
where are the proofs, user
I see no doujin
Post if it exists
Jonathan Robinson
But the whole point is not being able to have sex with them while others can
Nathaniel Cruz
Boob window makes it possible to pull one out and feed a baby. Underboob is a pure sex thing.
Ryan Morris
thanks to you
i just remember i need to go back to my ballbusting studies with Space Zin
Robert Anderson
Based cuck
Michael Ramirez
Is this some /fgog/ meme? CBT means cogntiive behavioral therapy. I don't get it.
Christopher Perez
Anyone got the name of the doujin? The site is down for me
Jaxson Gray
Saber Alter can take care of shit; see Carnival Phantasm.
JAlter is a useless bumpkin who would set your place on fire and get tsundere about it.
William Young
Raphi a cute.
Colton Hall
Nobody tell him. I want him to stay pure.
Thomas Morris
As long as i get to hear some umu it's alrightt
Easton Ortiz
which?
Sebastian Lewis
one's fatter
Jonathan Foster
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Andrew Wilson
>Rolled for Penth
Ended up getting Schez instead
>Rolled for Quetz
Didn't get her either
>Roll for Squirtoria and Maid Alter during summer rate ups
NP2 Mo spooks along with them
Matthew Evans
When someone says Maid Alter they are refering to the Saber one
Jaxson Thomas
The only two who would do well as maids are Boudica and Schez. Boudica can cook, Schez would clean like it's a HAZMAT site. I know how to cook, so give me that thanatophobic choco
John Price
Yes, you get a better experience when fapping if you have the character.
David Turner
Hope they like spiders, cause i have a fuck ton of them
Isaiah Wood
I can attest to this. Actually owning a character will make the faps even better than before.
Justin Wright
It's the good kind of fat.
Elijah Brooks
One red headed onee-san to go please.
Camden Lewis
Here
Nathaniel Miller
so what does it mean for you if you're fapping to old/fat men NTR doujins?
Hunter Foster
Imagine a date with both
Nolan Thomas
I self insert as the old man.
Christopher Powell
It's called Shinjuku.
Matthew Reyes
Pubes can be that far up.
I've seen some shit that still haunts me till this day.
Jeremiah Russell
I'd probably be cumming every minute.
Carson Ortiz
GOD I wish that were me
Levi Lewis
Cute!
Tyler Thompson
It's not even that far retard. What the fuck youre talking about
Jeremiah Peterson
Do maids come equipped with condoms? It would be a hassle if you got them pregnant and that got in the way of their dailly duties...
Gavin Green
They need to get BLACKED while I watch
Andrew Thomas
cutes
Gavin Rodriguez
I want to lose my dick in those
Jayden Martinez
You need to get shot while I watch.
Nicholas Howard
Not like I would mind a facial, user.
Nathaniel Carter
Holy mother of based.
Wyatt Jones
In the morning they would be getting fucked by horses
At night they would become cumdumps for black men
Connor Hernandez
>In the morning they would be getting fucked by horses
user horse cocks are huge, they literally wouldn’t fit
Adrian Campbell
Life uh finds a way
Evan Gray
Servants can regenerate afterwards
Christopher Anderson
Jannu is the legendary TsunYandere
William Diaz
Including their hymen?
Ayden Torres
They had no hymen by the time they became servants
Jose Torres
Crushed ball treatment?
Jose Powell
>horses
based
>black men
cringe
Jace Powell
Animals are animals, user.
Luis Wilson
That just makes it sexier.
Jordan Baker
Based
Nathan James
Alter saber
William Sanchez
The bodies are perfect but the faces are bad, they are not even trying
Tyler Gomez
current body thread?
Charles Mitchell
I want them to bully me