Monogatari

So he fucks his sisters and fondles dead little girls while having a suspiciously normal cover-story relationship with Senjougahara, am I getting this right?

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yes

Yes

Pretty based if you ask me.

Canon

Some of those little girls are actually undead.

He only fucks lolis. He makes love to his woman.

Why did the anime change this scene? He's holding back tears in the LN while stating this line.

He's holding back tears in the anime too. You can literally hear him sucking it up in the shot directly before this.

>and fondles dead little girls
That is a misconception. Araragi Koyomi is the kind of man who goes to stores and buys Boy's Love and Bimajo gravure books of Izuko Gaen.
To dare imply he would fondle dead little girls is slander and defamation of character set out by the people behind the Tokyo Metropolitan Ordinance to ruin this poor boy's life.

No-one here believes the TMO's lies do they? You wouldn't be that silly would you?

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Yes.

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So when does Monogatari get good? I've marathoned the first three episodes but I'm finding it pretty boring so far.

It doesn't. Leave now and never look back.

It gets good when you start paying attention.

Monogatari is 98% dialogue and 2% action. You're better off dropping it already if you're bored.

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if you didnt like these, you wont like the rest of it.
prob not for you user,

>If you jerked off to Gaen, she would automatically know that you did
>She would even know the scenario you used to bring yourself to orgasm
W-wew boy...

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Monogatari was just alright when I first started it. But after watching Kizu, I got hooked and started binge watching it.

That's the thing. The moment you beat it to Gaen, both Tooe and Izuko are going to know you did it.
To play it safe you'd need to beat it to both of them so that you don't leave one out.

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I want to stroke Tansho's tiny cock

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I dropped it because of all the shitposting and finding it boring too.
Then gave it another chance a while later and loved it for some reason. Consider sticking with it through the first season; it wasn't until the end I realized how much I had been enjoying it.
On the other hand it could just not be to your taste.

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wish I had this in better quality

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But Kanbaru is already top quality. You can't get better than that.

I'm sure senjougahara knows about it. She just can't stop him

good response

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dead series

>He prefers 98% action and 2% dialogue
Go rent a film from Hollywood. It might better suit your taste