SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC LOSER BITCH
SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC LOSER BITCH
Juan Kelly
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James Evans
But she's got fine titties
Benjamin Powell
Yeah your mom is
Angel Fisher
Wyatt Campbell
do we need several eva threads at once?
Thomas Parker
Honestly I'd still hit if I could
Mason Morris
Wrong. She's a professional at work and an absolute blast to be around when not at work. Literally the perfect girl.
Isaiah Collins
I think she's perfect
Aiden Taylor
based op
that is why best eva girl is hikari she is the only normal girl who is mentally sane with no issues in the series and is good at cooking making her perfect waifu material
James Sanchez
she is a slob i doubt she cleans herself that well or often , she most likely smells of fish or piss between her legs because of the beer and beer makes you need to toilet a lot withe the amount she drinks.
Angel Flores
>looks good
>got the brains to boss around a mecha platoon
>can manage to calm down and control child soldiers that are literally losing their minds from what they are made to do
>Has the guts to jump into a moving nuclear reactor during meltdown and stay on board as a gamble trying to finish the job to save a city
>literally one of the only characters that manage to figure out that something stinks in nerve, defies Ikari and does what's right
>all this in her 20s
>goes toe to toe with trained armed troops and kills them to save shinji, takes a bullet for the kid
>her first instinct when she sees an N2 mine about to blow off is to protect shinji with her body
She can tease teenagers, get drunk at nights, and be a total slob and I wouldn't give a damn
I wish I knew a woman that amazing in real life.
Zachary Phillips
well so am i
Liam Murphy
based
Ayden Sanders
>that is why best eva girl is hikari...
Mmm No.
Austin Gray
Everyone in NGE is fucked in the head or just an outright shitty person, its practically the whole theme of the anime
Juan Jones
Fucking based
Isaiah Hughes
An alcoholic loser bitch that wants to fuck shinji, which also makes her a predatory pedo.
Connor Edwards
>reifag
>likes fucking emotionless blowup dolls because that is what rei is
>wants to fuck some love craft fusion of gendo's wife and an alien
>will most likely get space stds
>wants a girl with literally no value, and is as replaceable and breakable as cheap condoms
Gavin Myers
Try watching the show again fucking retard
William Gray
Based
Thomas Powell
It's impossible has her job with her age, she should fuck her way up.
Sebastian Kelly
just my type
Jayden Ross
THAT LIKES TO LISTEN TO SHITTY MUSIC
Sebastian Harris
Here's the song op is referencing btw
youtu.be
Oliver Lewis
She's the one I always wanted. She's mature and has a good head on her shoulders.
Easton Wright
Absolutey based, thanks user.
Gavin Ramirez
Is Maya suppose to be Gendo here?
Nolan Miller
Based
Camden Peterson
>Misato wins
Not surprising
Gabriel Bell
Good job guys
Leo Williams
honestly i've never had a clue who that's supposed to be on the left
Camden Reyes
Now I want to see Asuka as a 29-year old alcoholic.
Noah Rogers
She saw Sailor Moon and felt so empowered by a cartoon made in Japan
Jason Campbell
>reaching this desperately
user, please...
Camden Walker
Here
Liam Wright
Alcoholic, yes. Bitch, yes. Loser? She has a steady job, had sex, and lives in her own apartment. That's far better than what your mom's vagina spat out. Your mom should have swallowed,
Jace Perry
As an Asukafag I can respect other choices in waifu other than Rei. Rei is absolute worst girl and I can never respect or befriend a human being that would claim her as a waifu.
Brandon Moore
Based. I don't dislike Rei as a character I just don't get Reifags.
Asuka and Misato are the two top tier girls of eva
Evan Butler
Based
Christian Martinez
Seems quite common.
Camden Fisher
The downfall of teh Rei and the rise of Asuka is one of the biggest surprises in my posting career here. It would have been unthinkable even a few years ago.
Julian Diaz
Bump
Michael Sullivan
Based af
John Wright
Shinji definitely tapped that this time right?
Andrew Clark
why does everyone forget about the part where rei and shinji start to bond? she clearly began to display emotion
Camden Clark
Why is pekola selling her body?
Noah Robinson
He either offers or she asks a little after UN Inspector Soryu gets shot and First Child Ritsuko self-destructs.
Jose Myers
Stfu
Jacob Scott
Pekola is a pure Finnish maiden
Colton Russell
no
Zachary Rodriguez
Yes
Henry Jones
>catatonic for two years then catches up on high school and gets into the same college as Ritsuko
What I think probably happened was people were walking past her cell on the ship, mentioned they expected more angels eventually, her head snapped up and she started demanding workbooks and doing pushups.
Easton Flores
BUT SHE'S HOT.
Carter Long
>shw
Sebastian Fisher
SHE SAW MISATO KATSURAGI
Henry Cruz
fat bitches mad that misato best gurl
Oliver Hughes
Should be White Claw.
Samuel Butler
>man hands
Eli Davis
fuck i knew that was from a song
Zachary Wright
Yui > > > > > > > > > > the rest
Luke Fisher
>Rei
>emotionless
Shoo shoo, speed watcher
Nathaniel Gomez
>shitty incel rock
oof
Carter Hughes
Women with daddy issues are absolute train wreck nutcases
Christopher Butler
>in 1995
>dating middle-schoolers were legal and normal
>biggest trend in high-school girls was prostitution
>you could fuck 15yo for $200-300 anytime you want and was not arrested
>17yo idol's naked photobook was sold 1.5mil copies
>child porn was legal
Misato is based
Jace Carter
Wow! How was that not an Asuka v Rei?
Connor Wood
Rei's popularity is inflated
Jose Morgan
Misato always wins
Xavier Rodriguez
JUST LIKE ME
Owen Phillips
why not both?
Evan Russell
Not everyone can be an alcoholic WINNER like the ol' Major right here
Luis Young
I don't care for Rei, but I still at least severely dislike Asuka.
Misato and Ritsuko are used goods.
Shinji is a pussy and Kaworu, however perfect is too gay for comfort.
I'll just rape the closet lesbian instead.
Joshua Smith
Motoko is a grown up Rei.
Lincoln Sanders
Only the inferior versions of Motoko are anything like teh rei.
The proper 'un is much more well-rounded.
Jace Rodriguez
>Totally not like Rei
Manga Motoko is a degenerate lesbian who practice cyber-sex with her Android partners instead of going for Batô.
Though an adult Rei could be like Motoko, staying serious with military discipline but overcoming her past traumas.
John Morgan
>implying this looks like teh rei
That's a pretty big stretch of the imagination, the homonculus weirdo has a looooot of tisms to overcome.
Thomas Martinez
>Implying it doesn't look like Ayanami at all.
It could be her fucking daughter actually.
Just imagine a team-up between the two.
Cameron Gutierrez
>not one 'teh rei'
Yea Forums, you've changed
Adam Green
Misato is best woman
Asuka is best girl
Cooper Rodriguez
Yeah but at least Misato's problems are very straightforward. She is incapable of taking care of herself. That's it. She's a drunken, hedonistic pile of lazy trash when left to her own devices it. That's literally all her problems amount to.
You can still rely on her when it counts because she cleans up flawlessly when on the clock. It's just when off the clock that she flops over and tries to commit suicide by liver failure.
Ethan Torres
buuuullll shit
Also it'd be hella boring.
Oliver Moore
age swapped shinji
Brayden Rivera
Seriously?
Adam Myers
>imagine being so in the closet you'd pretend you wouldn't fuck a girls pussy cause she pees.
It's 2019 user. You don't need to hide anything. Nobody cares if you love dick.
Ayden Anderson
the far left of the group shot, with the glasses
Brayden Russell
best woman
Jackson Evans
I want to eat off her midriff.
Evan Lopez
>trimmed bush
patrician taste
Adam King
Literally me
Brayden Watson
Jordan Smith
Yum, tapeworms!
Luis Stewart
FUCK OFF NEGATIVE XP REE
Aiden Parker
Just wait 13 years.
John Taylor
>botting for miSHITo
Sebastian Ramirez
Fairly sure that's supposed to be Yui
Liam Myers
Exquisite choice my good man.
Grayson Clark
but god she makes my dick so fucking hard
Bentley Johnson
Do you ever wonder when you see that pic, "is that dick still alive? or did its owner become a trannie?"
it was a different time...
Juan Perez
rude
Evan Perry
What do you think is Misato's favorite drink that she orders when out at a fancy restaurant?
Joshua Ross
Most women single at that age are.
Josiah Hughes
The cum of teenaged boys Epstein’s Pizza tm.
Easton Bennett
Could be a Midori Sour.
Christopher Barnes
Wasn’t she a jerk to Shinji in the first episode?
Austin Adams
Ryan Williams
Probably has still a better life than (you).
Jace Rogers
>thicc titty monster asuka
Shit taste. Thin petite Asuka is infinitely better.
Xavier Edwards
You mean when she sent the photo and went to pick him up herself because Gendo's letter and Security hauling him into a van weren't acceptable to her? Or driving under the Angel's feet to get him and shielding him with her body? Trying to chatter with him the whole time and getting him to joke with her? Or when she was getting pissed that they were making him fight immediately? That rapport was immediate, Misato was on Shinji's side before they ever met.
Bentley Gonzalez
SUPREME angel coming thru
Jace Martin
Colton Evans
How many times we got put you pedos and other shit taste into the ground with this one?
Misato is also the voice of Sailor Moon, ya'll ain't winning this shit in any century or universe any time soon.
Aiden Ross
Putting curry into curry flavored noodles is quite genius actually
Jaxon Miller
Matthew Hill
Brayden Price
I love Kaworu so much, I wish he was real
Jordan Hernandez
>strawpoll.me
>best girl in third
>worst girl in second
fuck you faggots
Joshua Wright
This guy genuinely cared for shinji. Shit like this puts my heart at ease
Jordan Bailey
4 liters of boxed red wine, leave the box.
Luis Hernandez
She’s a captain in the organization protecting the earth and a big part of third impact. I’m no way is this girl a loser. She’s accomplished more than anybody here ever will. Now if she was just a drunk with no job on some single mom shit she’d be a loser but you’re out of your god damn mind OP. You’re out of your GOD DAMN MIND!
Jeremiah Perry
in no way*
Christian King
In her head, she's a loser anyway for feeling so haunted by her father that she's compelled to do any of this, spurning a personal life so she could focus on getting the job where she could get revenge on him and the Angels that kept him away with research and then killed him while making him look kind of cool at the end.
Carter Anderson
No general threads, ever
Jason Stewart
male misato but he flirts with female shinji
Christian Gray
centrists
Ian Morgan
Just my type. Literally me desu.
Kayden Bell
>best girl went for the best boy
Shouldn't come as a surprise really. Toji and Hikari deserved to repopulate the Earth with a new race of best girls/boys more than anybody else.
William Fisher
Your Scott pilgrim song has nothing to do with Eva
Kevin Gonzalez
You mean kaji?
Jackson Morgan
Hikari is garbage and Toji only wanted best girl Misato
William Anderson
Just like us!
Camden Williams
LOL! Of course the garbage girl orbiter would be in a garbage girl thread.
Elijah Miller
>Asuka fag claiming it's a bot when they're not winning
Congratulations, now I hate asuka fags because of you
Cameron James
asuka broth
Asher Gray
>works in high up management for the biggest Japanese military project in existence, is physically attractive to the point that japanese highschool kids all go to the window when she's around to stare at her
>alcoholic loser
pick one
Jace Campbell
>not being an Asukachad that recognizes Misato as an extremely close second to being best girl
OK gayboy
Gabriel Martinez
The porn ruined this doujin desu, and I really like asuka shinji shit
Hudson Phillips
How so? Shinji was brought there to do a job and he suddenly starts unraveling daddy issues in front of them. Pretty reasonable to tell the kid to get in or leave.
She also in the very same episode protected shinji with her own body from the blast of an N2 mine.
Jace Perry
I see this as a possibility.
Justin Allen
>tfw no kaworu bf to impregnate me with his angel spawn
Wyatt Morris
you'll just end up like unit 00 during the armisael fight
Ryder Morris
Which doujin are you talking about user?
Adam Anderson
not him but the doujin is asuka trial 2
Landon Martin
>got the brains to boss around a mecha platoon
When the labor pool is as deep as a puddle because of a partially aborted Armageddon hiring standards understandably deteriorate.
Alexander Perez
RITSUKO CHADS RISE UP
Kayden Diaz
why is the tank-top wearing drunk onee-chan such a good archetype bros?
Christopher Myers
It's EVA the whole point of the show is that literally everyone sucks ass. Your dad sucks, your mom sucks, you suck, your friends suck, you're all garbage.
There's no reason not to suck down the sweet sweet release of a running car's muffler.
Jason Long