My 360 year old wife Sophie is so cute!
My 360 year old wife Sophie is so cute!
Luke Bailey
Lucas Allen
Angel Gabu > Vampire Gabu
Jonathan Perry
She's ugly because she's a monster
David Flores
Vampire Gabu > Angel Gabu
Matthew Thomas
DAMN SOPHIE GOT SOME JUNK IN THE TRUNK
Nolan Perry
Your dedication has convinced me to watch gabu's show. If she turns out to be worse than sophie I'm going to be angry with you.
Brayden Williams
The fact that you use "gabu" instead of "sophie" as the identifier is a testament to gabu's betterness.
Xavier Cook
She's not yet your wife Akari
Logan James
Gee, user. We know that Sophie is my wife.
Charles Garcia
Does this show still have threads? I thought it bombed hard.
Ryder Wilson
She sure has a cute ass.
William Ward
sofi's anus
Kevin Wood
>I thought it bombed hard
Sold 2x better than average isekai.
Austin Rogers
Imagine gaining a considerable wealth through the ages, and then spending it on anime figurines.
Aiden Flores
The only thing that got bombed hard is your mom's anus.
Jayden Rogers
it's a cult classic
Ian Fisher
Liam Gray
>sophie's little cleavage
Isaiah James
What cleavage?
Justin Sanchez
don't insult Sophie
Juan Hernandez
Ryder Wright
her gentle slope is just so kyuute and arousing
Austin Diaz
What kind of psycho brings a vampire to the fucking beach?
Caleb Brooks
What kind of psycho lets a vampire wear this bikini?
Hunter Torres
Yuummy damn oga oga booga
John Nguyen
I'd totally do that (when I'm done sucking the blood of virgins and subverting nations)
Levi Green
Wait, didn't Sophie inherit her wealth from the previous owner of the mansion?
Robert Evans
My 5000+ year old Lilith beats her hands down.
Jacob Barnes
I bet you sick fucks want to do lewd and immoral things to Sophie like patting her head and holding hands, don't ya?
Oliver Miller
Actually, how did she even manage to settle in Japan?
I don't know about you, but having a sliver haired European kyuutie come to my neighborhood and live in a mansion in the woods would really ring some alarm bells.
Jordan Bell
Sophie's so socially isolated that I could probably trick her into thinking that kissing your friends on the lips is a part of 2010s culture. I want to make out with Sophie
Asher Perry
Is the world even prepared for the time when Akari becomes a vampire?
I have a bad feeling that it won't end too well for Sophie.
Samuel Rogers
She has some competition in that front
Julian Hall
Stop right there criminal scum!
same
Joseph Long
>holding hands
yes (before going out and without her consent)
Jeremiah Murphy
>Bat ribbon
Is red hair a chuuni?
Leo Hughes
No. She just wants Sophie to turn her into a vampire.
Nicholas Johnson
Why does Sophie hold grudges for so long?
Jose Hall
I want to hold her hips and pet her cervix with my dick.
Gavin Baker
dusty
butthole
OVA when?
Lincoln Hill
The thread is lacking this sexpire.
Blake White
Vampires can't sweat. WTF Sophie!?
Wyatt Bailey
Her sweat and pheromones are seemingly boner inducers.
Levi Foster
Nor can they blush but here we are.
Christian Fisher
>that pose
what did she mean by that?
Brandon Allen
Can that body even survive childbirth after I'm done with her?
Caleb Carter
stake goes here
Jose Watson
Her regeneration will take care of the trauma.
Noah Kelly
Kyuutie thread is immortal, user.
Samuel Wright
Does Sophie even know how babies are made?
James Reyes
Does Sophie count as a subtle tomboy?
Nathan Brooks
>subtle tomboy
she's a subtle dork
Ayden Turner
>tfw Akari can enjoy these all day
Lincoln King
She is a regular of 2chan. I assume she does.
Jace Cox
Given that she's been having sex with people for centuries, yes. Ellie was actually originally a good, innocent girl; she just decided to sex herself up in order to compete with the number of guys and girls Sophie was effortlessly pulling in.
Kevin Hughes
heh?
Landon Brown
Did the author ever mention how Sophie become a vampire?
Connor Sullivan
Her village was attacked by vampires when she was a little girl in the 1660s. She was the only survivor, the vampires deciding to convert her rather than kill her because she was cute.
Jeremiah Bennett
Nope. Neither about Ellie even though we know she is Liz Bathory.
James Myers
Sophie is pure, user.
Xavier Gomez
Sophie still thinks babies come when you write an I Want a Baby letter to the civil office
Camden Williams
Maybe
Jayden Fisher
i don't approve this
Michael Jones
Why do you think she's so serene and calm? She's blissful due to having had dozens of boyfriends, a few husbands, and thousands of sexual partners across her lifetime.
Adam Rodriguez
Is this the best prank in anime history?
Logan Rogers
Which would be the best time to turn Akari? As she is know or after she grows up into a titty cake?
Levi Johnson
As her wife, I don't approve either
Julian Flores
Definitely after she grows up to develop breasts. I bet Sophie would have enormous breasts if she hadn't been turned so early.
Dominic Kelly
Imagine Sophie being molested by a big tiddy vampire cake Akari. Ah, I don't know about this user.... Is it bliss or hell?
Alexander Hughes
You would be serene and calm too if you had lived for hundred years as neet.
Jaxson Robinson
MUH
Jeremiah Nguyen
Not the OP you replied to, but totally this.
Hell, 80 years are enough to make somebody stoic and in their world.
Eli Rodriguez
>Sophie would have enormous breasts
In my headcanon, the artist based her on Patchy so that's a possibility.
Carter King
How would (you) spend eternity with Sophie?
Daniel Powell
Put something cold in a hot place. It's not sweat it's water.
Landon Cox
fucking
Kevin Barnes
Is Sophie passionate or emotional enough for sex? She seems perpetually detached.
Elijah Richardson
This though you may end up breaking her small hole
Cooper Williams
The disinterest is what makes it great
Xavier Sanders
She should once you break her shell. See that episode where she clinged to Akari after she got trapped under the tree.
Jeremiah Clark
I want to break Sophies shell___ and her tiny holes
Noah Wood
Akari is a monster
Juan Miller
Why would you stake her womb? Its supposed to go trough the heart.
Lucas Wright
>Actually, how did she even manage to settle in Japan?
Touhou success caused Japanese to like vampire ojou-samas.
Wyatt Sanders
>watch anime all night
>go to bed when the sun comes out
God I wish I were Sophie.
Gavin Long
Can't blame them.
Michael Jenkins
But you can already do that without being Sofa no?
Grayson Miller
No highschool dorks came to my house after that though.
Leo Kelly
But, you won't be a cute vampire.
Mason Edwards
To feed her
Colton Wood
OH SOPHIE SOPHIE TAKE ME IN
Henry Kelly
No secret vampire money supply, so I can't do it.
Henry Robinson
Humans need iron in their diet.
Dylan Reed
That's a child.
Luke Brown
Kyuut.
Brody Ramirez
Not anymore
Zachary Allen
>360 years old
>a child
There's something wrong with your brain, user
Jaxon Allen
Sophie is already hundred years old, tho.
Matthew Adams
What about Chuuni Gabu?
Caleb Cooper
One of the best girls in her anime.
Adrian Phillips
>cute
no
>funny
no
not today my friend. angel gabu is still better even
Lincoln Watson
She may be a Gabu but I like Loli more in that show
Jaxon Wright
why does every screengrab from this show look 480p
Blake Hall
It was a different time
Camden Lee
Ellie Scarlet will be the extra stage boss in Touhou 18. I can feel it in my bones.
Luis Rivera
low quality animation for a low quality anime
Nicholas Kelly
>Akari's eyes
Who turned her?
Jaxson Evans
Once she's around 20 or so would be ideal
Dylan Ross
I want to do many unspeakable things to Remilia.
Matthew Baker
chuchuchu
Nathan Phillips
Isaiah Walker
Reminder that she literally killed hundreds.
Ryan Hughes
I wonder how she mellowed down so much in the present. Maybe it has something to do with Sophie.
Ryder Lee
The things I'd do to stick my tongue in her navel.
Luis Watson
Nicholas Barnes
I wish that were me.
Xavier Stewart
Oh no, a vampire hunter has come for Sophie! How do you stop her?
Charles Smith
I love her back so much.
Chase Torres
Does she return later? I feel like they could have made more out of that part.
Andrew Ward
Seduce him
Nicholas Torres
Ellie is such a succubus.
Logan Gonzalez
Jaxon Jones
Shino is so dangerous.
Christian Kelly
Who?
Jackson Williams
Where did Alice go?
Ryan Rivera
Being tortured and murdered by Ellie and her friends!
Ian King
I want tp take Ellie's virginity
Henry Adams
You're a few hundred years too late for that
Benjamin Garcia
Can't you just fuck off with your husband loving your fucking dickhead
Ian Ortiz
>Him
Your faggotry leaking out
Christopher Cox
Why Ellie such a alpha ?
Gavin Davis
Brayden Thompson
BASED
Aiden Adams
Daily remember that one mad virgin lad managed to rape-transform this arrogant vampire into his plaything.
Though doing the same to Sophie would be a crime against humanity because not only she is oblivious to sex, but she'll break down crying. Sophie is the kind of vampire that you love to death and progress gradually, otherwise you may end up breaking her.
Wyatt Morgan