I'll start.
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August 18, 2019 - 07:39
You must be GAY and UGLY user
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August 18, 2019 - 07:40
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August 18, 2019 - 07:46
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August 18, 2019 - 07:53
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August 18, 2019 - 08:01
So you are a fat ugly and balding guy just like most of Yea Forums. Only thing you are not is the whole cuckmaster thing because than you wouldn't be on Yea Forums.
August 18, 2019 - 08:09
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August 18, 2019 - 08:11
The one on the right is literally me
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August 18, 2019 - 08:12
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August 18, 2019 - 08:14
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August 18, 2019 - 08:16
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August 18, 2019 - 08:18
Why yes this is me, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
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August 18, 2019 - 08:21
Literally me.
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August 18, 2019 - 08:21
Not that intelligent apparently. You fuckup
August 18, 2019 - 08:22
Not that intelligent it seems
August 18, 2019 - 08:22
She's me if I was a girl
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August 18, 2019 - 08:23
I am on all levels except physical a reality-fucking main character demon horned man in the body of a body double loli
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August 18, 2019 - 08:24
You are apparently the opposite of what you described right now.
August 18, 2019 - 08:24
Literally me
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August 18, 2019 - 08:25
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August 18, 2019 - 08:27
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August 18, 2019 - 08:27
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August 18, 2019 - 08:28
So many newfags holy shit, 4channel is FUCKED.
August 18, 2019 - 09:03
I just know I'll achieve true happiness once I get a cute daughter.
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August 18, 2019 - 09:09
Literally me but no yukino gf
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August 18, 2019 - 09:12
Literally me. I'm also a dropout of medical school but I still perform surgeries on drug dealers and stuff when I feel like it.
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August 18, 2019 - 09:13
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August 18, 2019 - 09:15
Its not like he has a Yukino gf yet either.
August 18, 2019 - 09:19
How does this work? Do you give out your business card or something? How do you find clients? How do clients find you? Do you have a theatre? A mobile theatre? Do you just go out and treat people on whatever surface? What do you do if the injury is fatal? Do you just tell them the guy is going to die and you can't do anything about it? Do your clients threaten you?
August 18, 2019 - 09:26
Faggot beat me to it. Didn't run fast enough.
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August 18, 2019 - 09:28
He looks EXACTLY like me and he even has a variant of my first name, so I think this is as near as an anime match can get even if his personality's not really that close to mine.
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August 18, 2019 - 09:28
He knows the drug dealers because he buys so many drugs, then pays with his medical services.
However, in his case, "surgeries" just means sexual favors.
August 18, 2019 - 09:33
I don't think you understand the situation you got yourself into in fact you can't even rationally judge the current circumstances. Your inability to comprehend the current circumstances comes off as a horribly rushed comedy sketch that had no thought put into it whatsoever. However I found it humorous and I Accelerator will bring you painless death for entertaining me. Now prepare yourself low life trash because I am going to end you miserly existence that you call life. Die and never reincarnate into this realm ever again or you'll be send into a place worse than hell if I ever see something resembling trash like you.
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August 18, 2019 - 09:54
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August 18, 2019 - 10:21
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August 18, 2019 - 10:41
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August 18, 2019 - 10:41
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August 18, 2019 - 10:42
Sadly only one out of thousand can pull this off even with the proper therapy and cosmetics, and I'm being generous with the number.
August 18, 2019 - 10:46
me on the left
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August 18, 2019 - 11:01
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August 18, 2019 - 12:23
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August 18, 2019 - 12:56
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August 18, 2019 - 13:11
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August 18, 2019 - 13:16
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August 18, 2019 - 13:19
>t. /r9k/ tranny who thinks they're hot
August 18, 2019 - 13:23
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August 18, 2019 - 13:31
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August 18, 2019 - 14:02
I'm a little snow mongoloid girl.
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August 18, 2019 - 14:06
Visually only
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August 18, 2019 - 14:09
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August 18, 2019 - 14:11
Both have abnormally dark hair and eyes. Both have the exact same level of eye bags. Both don't have parents. Also tend to be selectevly very empathetic.Some things move me to tears.
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August 18, 2019 - 14:11
>appearance super hacka daru
>personality shinji ikari
August 18, 2019 - 14:14
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August 18, 2019 - 14:15
>God of NTR
nobody is that good on Yea Forums
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August 18, 2019 - 14:18
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August 18, 2019 - 14:18
Who are you sucking him off? Deku?
August 18, 2019 - 14:20
For me, it's Sasookey
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August 18, 2019 - 14:28
literally me
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August 18, 2019 - 14:30
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August 18, 2019 - 14:30
I look like him and act like and I've always been lucky. Feels good man
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August 18, 2019 - 14:46
Damn, you must be getting lots of pussy
August 18, 2019 - 14:57
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August 18, 2019 - 15:00
>tfw shredded but 5'4
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August 18, 2019 - 15:01
>is in Yea Forums >says he's lucky bruh
August 18, 2019 - 15:02
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August 18, 2019 - 15:06
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August 18, 2019 - 15:10
>Yea Forums >Four chan >Fortune
You're a clown :o)
August 18, 2019 - 15:13
Wby is Krillin laughing? He's the patron god of manlets.
August 18, 2019 - 15:19
Krillin is shorter and is bald
How pathetic of him to laugh at someone who is better off than he is
August 18, 2019 - 15:24
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August 18, 2019 - 15:29
Please date me.
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August 18, 2019 - 15:32
>literally fucked his vanilla waifu uhm user, that's the opposite of being a cuck lol
August 18, 2019 - 16:22
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August 18, 2019 - 16:26
Yet he still beds the hottest woman in his universe.
August 18, 2019 - 17:11
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August 18, 2019 - 17:51
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August 18, 2019 - 17:53
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August 18, 2019 - 18:09
what the fuck happened to make you look like that
August 18, 2019 - 18:26
There are almost no anime characters with a full head of hair, a full beard, that also wear glasses. Those that do exist are probably all minor background characters, just like me.
August 18, 2019 - 18:49
you don't look or act like that, wake up
August 18, 2019 - 19:30
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August 18, 2019 - 19:33
checked
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August 18, 2019 - 19:34
Are handsome and straight?
August 18, 2019 - 19:36