In other words, cake thread.
Horny and lonely
Luis Russell
Matthew Hughes
I'm just lonely
Zachary Butler
I want to drink sake with a cake after a long hard day at work!
Brayden Morris
Leo Morris
I'm horny and lonely and nobody fucking cares about me!
Ayden Hughes
Now kiss
Charles Parker
Are tomboy cakes a thing? Because I want that.
Ian Myers
Never heard about one outside of hentai
Daniel Long
I have just the image for this.
Sebastian Parker
This has exceeded my wildest expectations. Thank you.
Justin Perry
I'll know one in two years when she still isn't married.
Cooper Jones
ok, bend over
Jacob Ortiz
Tyler Price
Duh
Thomas Lopez
Some day
Ryan Smith
Shut up and walk 3 steps behind her
Josiah Johnson
Be sure to (re-)read all two chapters of Cinderella Girls: After20.
Michael Taylor
Desire to acquire cake increasing.
Carson Stewart
or
Brayden Wilson
Technically they're all tomboys because japan hate assertive and bold women that act unfeminine
Joshua James
Lincoln Johnson
Aaron Morgan
Cakes are for pump and dump
Hunter Garcia
I will gladly take their brash bold unfeminine cakes.
Nicholas Davis
Nee-sans
Blake Clark
Ethan Jackson
Ayden Howard
Big Momma
Mason Wood
I know a tomboy milf.
She's some 20 years older than me, and God, do I want to fuck her
Julian Mitchell
Thomas Bailey
Ayden Mitchell
Landon Sanders
You're not the only one
Owen Diaz
>Are tomboy cakes a thing?
Oregairu has one
But she smokes so I know that is a dealbreaker for a lot of people here.
Hunter Rodriguez
WHY IS THIS NOT A THING YET
William Ward
Kinky cakes or vanilla?
Bentley Wright
Didn't the author write her out of the story. Is she back?
Adam Hill
Trigger warning
John Morgan
So I'm a cake?
Parker Lee
Caleb Gomez
Colton Scott
This was such a nice thread.
Easton Nguyen
>wanting some washed up slut who rode 10 000 dicks
Hunter Rivera
Yes. There even exist short-haired ones.
Kayden Bennett
fuck this manga
Eli Reed
This is your new job.
Aaron Carter
Nobody considers cakes for marriage retard, these threads are about pump and dump
Eli Jones
>Nobody considers cakes for marriage retard
Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.
Mason Jones
I wan't a virgin cake.
Juan Morales
What do cakes smell like?
Owen Sullivan
This looks interesting, and iqdb and doesn't give anything at all. Help please
Ryder Howard
>japan hate assertive and bold women that act unfeminine
Jesus, what a shit taste country
Andrew Butler
Sorry about your taste
Julian Hernandez
How about you use saucenao or whatanime?
Easton Russell
how many posts until someone starts blogposting?
Brayden Cooper
Don't jinx it.
Aiden Ross
"assertive and bold" women is how things like feminism are so prevalent.
Brandon Gomez
have sex
Connor Flores
will drunken, lonely and horny cake suck my dick?
Dominic Hall
Im talking about good type of assertive and bold women. Like Shana.
Levi Barnes
You have to go back
Connor Morales
LITERAL faggotry
Jack Lewis
You have to have sex
Gabriel Ramirez
i had a dream recently, a dream where i am in a whorehouse. There was a lot bed with prost and their johns, I asked the pimp for blowjob deal and he gave me a very very cheap price. I saw the girl, she was not pretty but a decent, pale girl. Then i woke up, i always woke up at the worst moment of lewd dream
Connor Lopez
Glad I'm not the only one
Luke Sanchez
saucenao didn't work, whatanime did the trick for me. Thanks anyway
Landon Hernandez
Your brain stops the scene at the exact moment it doesn't have prior experience of what it's supposed to be/feel like.
Ian Martin
Not him but no it doesnt.
Caleb Carter
How do I find a horny-lonely-virgin cake?
Owen Kelly
but i watch a lot of blowjob porn. How does blowjob feels like? Or more importantly, why am i so infatuated to this unnatural act of sex?
Jaxon Barnes
Camden Richardson
nun monastery
Brayden Baker
Cooper Jenkins
Hudson Torres
Reminder that women like that are only found in Japan. They're so preoccupied with their jobs and careers that they don't have time for sex.
Meanwhile western lonely women drown in dick every weekend.
Josiah Rivera
Nah, I got to the point of insertion once when I was a teenager. Never again though.
Robert Nelson
>saucenao didn't work
How so?
Eli Sullivan
>feminism
>assertive and bold
Ryan Russell
I actually used the saucenao option that you click or whatever beside the post number
Logan Mitchell
>You will never the house-husband of a dominant OL cake
Justin Nguyen
Fuck you
Tyler Collins
Don't tell me what I can't be.
Joshua Garcia
O Captain My Captain!
Jonathan Lewis
Can younger guy score a cake gf or do they want only men of their own age?
Levi Reed
you cant be nice
Xavier Torres
I'd rather be the employee/assistant of a dominant OL cake
Luis Flores
Daily reminder that she is a traumatised hapa with a death wish. She is ONLY for deep loving and healing!
Hudson Morgan
as with all things related to romancing women, it all depends on how hot and rich you are.
Ryder Walker
That's how it starts user.
Adam Russell
>Tittyzawa
>dominant
Michael Miller
>2D Chiaking
>Rum Raider Shino
>Can't Stop Sanae
>わかるわ！
>Master Trainer
>House Wins Rena
>Ballroom Rei
>Tawawa Miyu
>Nekomimi Rumi
>Sunkissed Marina
>Hair Down Shin
>Veteran Trainer
>Cinderella Kaede
>Come fly with me Natsumi
>Do you even lift Manami
>Return of Toko
>Chihiro
>Slutty Bunny Lady Nana
blessed be those that nibble on the cakes
Hudson Richardson
Cameron Cox
why are the h@gs so great
Nolan Watson
Matthew Rogers
>none of the Herencia games are translated
Such a shame
Lucas Reed
Would you want to eat the same kind of cake every day for the rest of your life? You need a variety of cakes to truly appreciate their supremacy.
John Reed
they just are, user, they just are
would you
>party ALL NIGHT LONG with 2DChiaking
>learn to wine taste with Shino
>90's eurobeat with Sanae
>comfy houselife わかるわ！
>discuss energy drinks with Veteran trainer
>bet 20 on red with Rena
>swing around the dancefloor with Rei
>tawawa everyday with Miyu
>OMG! kittens! with Rumi
>catch nice wavesw with Marina
>SWEET! with Shin
>trade stock tips with Veteran trainer
>trade puns with Kaede
>26.2 with Natsumi
>lift with Manami
>set up fancy fishtanks with Toko
>repopulate planet USAMIN with Nana
I would
Jeremiah Hill
Imagine the pure, concentrated smell of desperation, alcohol, cats and loneliness in that room.
Kayden Fisher
mainly the problem is that they AREN'T that horny so unless you are some turbo chad who at the same time won't embarass them because you look too much like a boy toy mere sex appeal won't cut it. You have to look settled and rich and ready for kids.
Dylan Baker
>Drunk cakes
>Tfw you're the only guy in that room
>Alone
>surrounded by thirsty cakes
David Martinez
Are cakes allowed to eat cake?
Andrew Adams
You're not making it out alive, user. If you're lucky, there'll be enough of you left to bury.
Ryder Cooper
>yuki
isn't she like 20, that's not cake territory yet
Jaxon Jones
As long as they save some for me, sure.
Bentley Martinez
First of all, why the hell are these hot, busty, sexually active females don't get courted by a man? Because there's something wrong with them! And the primary reason being that they are really bad mother candidates. They're loud, like to get drunk, like to have fun more than being a dutiful wife, and just being plain unfeminine. They may have fucked with one or multiple chads at some point but why won't these chads marry them? It's not because those chads like to fuck around and not settling down, it's because DEEP DOWN THEY KNOW THAT THESE THIRSTY CAKES WON'T CUT IT AS GOOD MOTHERS. So what happens to them? Just pump and dump. Real chads know what's the best for them and it's maternal goddesses like Funabori that they would marry and make a big family with. Tl;dr cakes are worthless and you should feel bad for liking them
Wyatt Collins
They will fight over you
You will die and a few of them will die.l
Logan Thompson
imagine kaede gf
Luke Hughes
Age - Pastry
~11 - Cookie Dough
12~15 - Cookies, Biscuits and Donuts
16~19 - Cupcakes, Cream Puffs and various other Sweet Breads
20~24 - Pies, Tortes and Assorted Cakes
25+ - Christmas Cakes
Honorable Mentions
30+ Year End Soba
X7 - Carrot Cake
Austin Price
Domt ruin the thread yurifag
Jack Jackson
Why does she have condoms in her drawer?
Colton Gutierrez
Did you seriously think she'd let you rawdog her without putting a ring on it?
Brody Edwards
Under no circumstances must you look directly at them.
Ayden Ortiz
Cakes, well known for being bold and assertive instead of letting the years and chances pass them by as they go straight home from work to drink alone. Don't confuse the drunken desperation you see in doujins for an actual tomboy personality. And it's so funny when people make these blanket statements. Who do you think makes the fanart of the stuff you think all of Japan supposedly hates?
Landon Baker
soft, warm
pretty much how you see it described in eromanga
Parker Cruz
>How does blowjob feels like?
It always depends on how good the girl is at using her tongue and mouth.
If she's shit, it just feels like a less tight, less wet, less warm vagina. If she's good, it's like being in a wet, warm meat blender specially designed to tickle and probe every sensitive spot you have until it drives you crazy with pleasure.
Ayden Thompson
Hey, I know in which thread you got this pic.
Matthew Parker
If you're uncircumcized she can stick her tongue underneath the foreskin which feels great, only downside is girls are less inclined to do it because they fall for the smegma memes.
Ryder Peterson
Are you sure about that buddy?
William Gutierrez
meet more people
Luis Anderson
This whole post could be just complete bullshit and incels will still believe all of it because of how it validates their world-view.
Eli Martin
It seems very personal.
Evan Walker
So could , you won't know for sure until you go hunting cougars in downtown Tokyo.
Christopher Perez
why are sleveless cakes so hot?
Bentley Diaz
Love doesnt exist, women only want money and your ressource. I cant trust women after 30 years of trying.
Hunter Nguyen
what about fictional women?
Lincoln Richardson
>Japan is an incredibly gynocentric society that puts women on a pedestal in almost every aspect of life
>all other points
Never date russian woman then
Lincoln Rodriguez
I NEED MORE
Jackson Smith
Tomboys exist, too bad they have high standards
Gavin Moore
I can almost hear the poster's keyboard screaming in agony as he angrily typed that small novel.
Ayden Bailey
Is there any series where a serially-single cake actually does find a happy relationship by the end?
Justin Wood
Cameron Diaz
Because armpits?
William Hernandez
Zachary Peterson
Jonathan Myers
see
Caleb Lee
What would a happy ending be for a cake?
Mating press their cobweb filled pussies?
Wyatt Kelly
you cant romance her, too bad
Nathaniel Thompson
>cakes never get proper routes in vns
>if they do it's in fandiscs that aren't translated
>proper cake vns stay untranslated
Cameron Brooks
Josiah Taylor
they are nice
Kevin Foster
Young highschool brats. How can they possibly even compete?!
Parker Ramirez
HNNNNG
Cameron Reyes
suplex her
Brandon Lopez
Logan Collins
I heard shes weak to anal
Jordan Brown
Robert Clark
>you will never have a sensei that grooms you to be her living fucktoy and househusband
Luis Edwards
And you're weak to paizuri
Isaiah Bailey
One of the biggest problems the world faces is that we're collectively getting dumber via dysgenic selection
on average smart women have fewer children partly because they're spending longer in education leaving them fewer fertile years but also they are willing to concentrate more more resources on fewer children
this globally poses real problems for the future of mankind
welfare systems actially make this worse because they incentivise dumber people to have kids or women to become single mothers.
Easton Bailey
>you will never have a sensei that cucks your childhood friend by stealing you away from her
Chase Sanders
trace.moe says its maken ki
Leo Carter
>That OL attire
>That short hair
>Those painted nails
>Those fishnets
>Those eyebags
Gecko an underrated cake
Owen Johnson
Nathan Barnes
Sebastian Jackson
Will WW grant our wish?
Benjamin Cook
David Carter
Indeed
Landon Scott
Recovery of an MMO Junkie?
Elijah Ramirez
I just want ANY end and Sensei to be happy
Blake Rivera
We need more of these, hopefully Tsutsui comes through
Alexander Evans
Juan Baker
Persona 5
Sebastian Sullivan
This is bullshit. You don't know how it is actually, but dreams still conjure up an approximation based on what you think it might be like.