How did Sacchan know the guy was a virgin? She's 8 years old

poop, obviously.

She hates herself

43% of women lose their virginity before the age of 12.
The majority of them lose it to an older man or family pet.

Sure.

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>source: exhentai.org

Reminds me of how she tried to blackmail some guy out of his handheld game.

>getting dabbed on by an 8yo

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We need proof

The way her VA says 'OIL!' makes me smile.

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Because he had time to put up all those signs around the alleys.

In Akko's case, probably a broom handle.

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Is virgin oil that grease that forms on the skin after days of not bathing?

Wet floor paint.

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It's the perspiration that naturally forms when the eye is hit with a high concentration of Colors.

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cause virgins smell like cum.

So kind of like natto?

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That explains the aggression.

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i would choke the fuck out of her if she ever glance in my way. fucking cunt.

A person's body language alone telegraphs their virginity. It's obvious from their tenor and insecurity, clothing choices, quirks, the "virgin walk" etc

Every girl I've dated said they learned how to spot them by the time they were 9 or 10 the latest. Literally nothing about sex is secret from kids anymore

The smell. Lolis are very dangerous in numbers.

Sounds like you just dated whores man.

Based.

Sacchan must have been raised pretty badly to be talking about a vulgar things such as an incel cop still being a virgin.

The whole reason her mom went into the fruit business is because she used to hunt cherry boys like Saito for sport.

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Sorry for the late response, I was too busy having SEX with MY GIRLFRIEND, loser

Women can literally smell it. It's in the pheromones.

Disappointment. And moths.

Squid

YOU ARE the girlfriend. Don't try to fool me.

Hey man, sorry for the slightly late response, I was busy NOT DATING WHORES. Freaking degenerates these days.

This level of hostility must be an effect of violent videogames.

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Imagine Kotoha choking the fuck out of you for glancing her way

I want to bap that squap

8 years old and a master of CQC.

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This post made me hard.

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around loli's never let down your guard. they can smell virginity.

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It's no wonder Colors have so much experience detecting them.

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How did the Colors lose their virginities?

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they know user
that's why you're being laughed at every time you're spotted near the kindergarten

Me.

Don't be naive, they say that to everyone.

I don't know about the other two, but I was responsible for kotaha and here's the audio book I made about our rendezvous:

files.catbox.moe/dfjjt3.mp3

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Goddamn over here only 30% of women are virgins by age 15
Men something like 50
And im from western europe

Sacchan - Doing the splits one day. Nothing special.
Yui - Accidentally to a sex toy when she's 36 years old. Cried a lot.
Kotoha - Drugged Saito and cowgirled him weeks ago after seeing similar in an eroge.

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>females beating men in virginity
Sasuga glorious Nippon.

she checked

nigger please, Scatchan has been fuckng for years. Yui was raped by her uncle at the tender age of four and as for Kotoha; well, that audio file answers everything.

Season 2 never.

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remember the good times we had together. Focus on the present so that way you can make your future all the more colourful!

Sheeit yui is fucking savage. trying to rip poor kotoha's eye out like that

Kotoha is secretly a long haired crossdressing boy and took both Sacchan's and Yui's virginity the same day, and kept the routine up regularly afterward.

Her arm looks like a dick in the thumbnail

The official COLOR's favorite sex positions.
>Yui
Doggy style, because she's too embarrassed to look you in the face during sex. Also she's inexperienced, so a position where she has to do no work is perfect for her. She may be scared, so be sure to reassure her during sex by telling her how cute she is, how good it feels and that you love her. Bonus: she loves kissing. If you kiss her long enough, she will really get in the mood and let you do whatever you want. Pleasure rating: 3/3 stars.
>Kotoha
Missionary. She wants to look you in the eyes as you enter her because she enjoys seeing men succumb entirely to pleasure, being completely under her control. She will tease you during sex, so just relax and enjoy the moment. Bonus: she is really into footjobs, so be sure to try that out with her. Pleasure rating: 3/3 stars.
>Sacchan
Reverse cowgirl. She wants you to take control of her and do whatever you want. She likes to be played with, especially when you get a bit rough. She really enjoys getting her ass cheeks squeezed tightly from behind as you thrust inside of her. Don't be surprised if she calls you 'daddy' while you're doing it. Bonus: she likes blowjobs, so let her clean you up afterwards. Pleasure rating: 3/3 stars.

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As expected, yellow comes out on top again.

>position where she has to do no work is perfect for her
>she loves kissing
>too embarrasses to look you in the face during sex
These are all code words for wild, rough,, nonstop blindfolded mating pressing until the blindfolds accidentally slip off, then reverse mating press as she manhandles your adult body with her powerful, tiny loli hands.

>powerful, tiny loli hands.
Sounds like Kotoha

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How would Kotoha react to Sacchan-tier game puns and jokes during and/or after sex?

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But how?

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>thread is shit
Everytime

Cringe

And I suppose you have any source for these claims besides your brain, right?

You're trying way to hard.

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It isn't rude if I say the truth, user.

I'm pretty sure that user was joking

But it's not true

Yet, you said. If anything, a dude close to his 30 shouldn't be watching cartoons and also, my post was more about you being oblivious and that it is true.

Why can't a 30 year old watch mitsuboshi colors?

Will these three be full blown delinquents by the time they hit high school?

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30 is the best age to watch it at.

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They're all going to be pregnant by age 11

Imagine using her puffy vulva as a pillow

I don't believe it helps you being more appealing.

Imagination is the only think you have, do you?

I have the term cunnihilator tattooed on my chest

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How do these normaltards always end up in the loli threads?
Coincidences?

You do realize all three of those posts are Juju.

There are anons who aren't absolute horndogs who want to talk about the Colors.

So, you decided to socially kill yourself?

How is she so god damn hairy?

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I have the theory that many of the posters here are lobotomized lunatics and that's why they only talk about sex with drawings all the time. That or they are just Vs.

I really wish I had a girlfriend like Sacchan. My life would be perfect and nice and not sad and lonely like it is right now.

Are you trying to make me laugh? Cause you are pretty good.

...with Yui!

I'm a pretty funny guy once you get to know me. Maybe we could get dinner sometime and talk more?

I wish I could at least once in my life go on cute and exciting adventures with the COLORS.

Interact with children.

How is she so shit?

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>shit
I was rooting for her against her sister.

But how you would get a Gf like sacchan?

Become 2D. That's pretty easy for someone who's life is "sad and lonely" like that user.

#
Find a cute girl like her and ask her out. Take her on dates and buy her presents. Slowly build the relationship to gain her trust and have a nice and cute life with her. It's really simple if you think about it.

rice> bread

If it's so simple then why is user still alone?

Because user doesn't try.

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I'm a lolicon but I would do Nono hard

I want to make Nono scream yesyes

She's already fucked every healthy male and yet doesn't remember that one, so he's obviously a virgin.

Imagine finding Nono passed out on the street after the Colors have beaten her up.

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They're jealous of Nono's bush, aren't they?
Being so pathetically hairless gives them low self-esteem.

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Can't stop think of all the eggs I'd feed her.

Putting eggs in Nono's hairy asshole!

>I'm a lolicon
Stopped reading right there, big yikes

Thats kinda impressive desu

That's a factory installed app for all women.

Why is Japan so weird?

But are her pits hairy too?
This is important.

Why are you guys so gross? Is it some kind of competency?

Why aren't you, user? Why don't you like sniffing a hairy girl's armpit, huh?

>competency
I always enjoy it when you show how much of an ESL you are.

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Is it stated anywhere they're 8? They look and and act more like 10 -11.

Horny lonely men who haven't fapped yet today. Imagine a male prison or a boarding school where people make dirty jokes.

They're 9, aka prime.

I don't think their ages were ever revealed. You can think of them as whatever age you think is most delicious.

wtf i love japan now

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I hear it in a movie. Isn't competency the same as saying contest?

Well, why don't they fap before coming here to annoy?

>Isn't competency the same as saying contest
Those aren't even remotely similar you french monkey

I mean, does these horny lonely men can only get hard chatting with other dudes? Bunch of dudes, talking and fapping with other dudes, I see.

Okay, sorry my american pig teacher. I will learn english and make you proud someday.

imagine all the cocks Yui have sucked when she's finished schooling

The cun

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>Isn't competency the same as saying contest?
The word you're looking for is contest, user.

>The word you're looking for is contest, user.
Competition, sorry.

They're synonymous

Ah, I want to fuck a colour~

Because Satchan is a BVLL.

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Oh! Yes, that was the word I was trying to remember. Ty user, I will use it properly next time.