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牛肉何キロ食べる?

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私わビーガンです。

Nani?

I love 牛肉, I want to eat it all!

onions

>わ

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>わ
え?

英語が話せません。

>牛肉何キロ食べる?

100%の牛ってこの世に存在するんですか!!?

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Cow meat what kilo eat, pyon?
Trust me with the translation, I watch anime.

>pyon?
wwwww

は、バーガーくん。

>わ
“私は”です。ばか外人。

ワロタ

>英語が話せません。
ごめなさい日本語が話せません。

It's a Japanese culture thing. Hard to translate.

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>4ch
>平成15年から作成
>今令和元年
>16年
>まだ日本語理解ゼロ

何で?

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>話す

俺はひびきを性交たい

知ってるぞ。。。

悍ましい

...

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おーお願い、笑わないで下さい。

かわいい

(ゆう)

Why are you so polite guys? Are you larping as trannies? You type like girls lmao

ひひひひひはははは、
けけけけけ、
にょほほほほほほ

>implying
Keigochads get all the (loli)bitches.

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失礼な!

おめぇの日本語N5以下やわww

分かりません

Закорючки

この騒ぎは何だ?

I just can't believe this is written by the same guy as Kengan Ashura. Are there any in-universe references? Like Ohma or other characters walking somewhere in the background as if they are extras in a movie?

Pukinginamo

お肉。

Man of culture detected.

>わ
精神薄弱。www

ここにあるもの。

みんな辛辣でかわいそう

優しくないですよ。

Oh cool, perfect thread to point this out.
Anybody besides me notice how awful the subs are for this? Adding stupid slang I've never even heard before. And completely missing some of the jokes like her saying it's a gachi gym. Ten minutes into the first episode and I'm just turning them off.
さすがクソロール。

yes

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What's your level like, such that you're fine with turning them off but still download them anyway?

What is the meaning behind repeating Ws and 8s? I need to know.

秘密

This is kind of a last straw for me. I got the subs for this because they're using a lot of anatomical and exercise terms I'm not familiar with but the poor grammar and slang is distracting. I've been downloading raws for a while now, the quality is slightly better and it's good practice.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

黙れ

Did she actually say this or are the subbers injecting political shit again?

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People call that fat but it's actually perfection.

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Is "danbe" really Hokkaido slang for pussy/vagina?

That's what she says, and it's exactly what she says in the manga.

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You shut up idiot. I Destroy You

"fawning on her" is a little different than "pandering to the audience".
I'm smelling some SJW shit with these subs.

>わ

Yep, I was right. She says nothing about the audience and just says it's flattering her with a very lewd explanation.
Whoever is making these subtitles is injecting their political opinions.

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うるせえぼげ

Dial down on the autism there, buddy.

Well maybe anime changed the dialogue and subs are actually correct.

Imagine the smell.

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Nope, she says exactly what it says in the manga word for word.

Just ran it past a Japanese friend and he confirmed my suspicion. This is some SJW shit.

Are you surprised that in THIS DAY AND AGE every single hobby is being infested with SJW agenda?

First it was video games, now it's anime. Pink-haired dyke gatekeepers will force themselves wherever they can and deepthroat their way in wherever they can't.

It's all Daiz fault.

Not at all surprised, I expect it, which is why I found it. As someone with a decent grasp on Japanese I just want you guys to know what's going on.

>making a joke about pandering to the audience (when that's literally what's happening) is SJW
christ

>breaking the 4th wall to remind the audience that they should be ashamed for enjoying fanservice is completely acceptable

>to remind the audience that they should be ashamed for enjoying fanservice
projection, take your pills

Isn't she screaming at the narrator, therefore breaking the 4th wall regardless of what she actually says?

She's yelling at Naruzou who was the one giving the explanation. There is no breaking of the 4th wall in the original line.

>THIS show
>attracts moonspeakers
what did they mean by this?

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You should be able to eat this.

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But the guy is a raging homosexual so it makes no sense he would be hitting on a girl. Breaking the 4th wall preserves character consistency and improves the joke so it's a well worth trade. By been fluent in jap you actually experience a worse version of the show. Based TL.

>There is no breaking of the 4th wall in the original line.
Isn't the fact that she can see those cut away explanation poses enough to show its already breaking the 4th wall?
Also in the anime Machio is literally talking to camera during those sections.

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鶏肉しか食べないんです

ドン引き

あなたは黒い人ですか

I want to punch her tits for some reason.

我不懂这是线。

Lemme guess, you showed up in June and have never been in chapter threads

他发笑了

いいえ。ワタクシの皮膚は牛乳のような白さ。
中国人出って行け!

ばかな中国人。

> わ
何これ

He probably doesn't even know it was originally manga.

爆笑

死ね

是的是的。中国人desu。可是我不懂了你们的卷曲的文字

I thought I was on /int/ for a second

i don't think they care enough to do that

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あなたは私の性交について何を言ったのですか、あなたは小さな雌犬ですか?私は海軍印章でクラスのトップを卒業し、アル・カイエダで多くの秘密の襲撃に関与しており、300人以上の殺人が確認されていることを知っています。私はゴリラ戦の訓練を受けており、全米軍のトップスナイパーです。あなたは私にとって何も、ただ別のターゲットです。この地球上でこれまでに見たことのないような類の精密な性交を一掃します。私の言葉をマークしてください。あなたは、インターネット上で私にそのたわごとを言うことで逃げることができると思いますか?もう一度考えてください。私たちが話すように、私はアメリカ全土のスパイの秘密のネットワークに連絡しており、あなたのIPは今追跡されています。あなたがあなたの人生と呼ぶ哀れなささいなことを一掃する嵐。死んでるよ私はいつでもどこにでもいることができ、700以上の方法であなたを殺すことができます。それは私の素手でだけです。私は非武装戦闘で広範囲に訓練されているだけでなく、米国海兵隊の武器庫全体にアクセスでき、それを最大限に使って、あなたの悲惨な尻を大陸の表面から拭き取ります、あなたは少したわごとです。あなたの小さな「賢い」コメントがあなたにもたらすことになる不浄な報復をあなたが知っていたなら、あなたはたぶんあなたのクソ舌を持っていただろう。しかし、あなたはできなかった、そうしなかった、そして今、あなたは代価を払っている、あなたはひどくばかだ。私はあなたを怒り狂わせ、あなたはそれにdrれます。君は死んでるよ

god i wish i was a high schooler

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I wonder what /int/ thinks about this line

(You)

>it's flattering her with a very lewd explanation
What. Pretty sure 媚びる has the connotation of seduction.

Is this Tiananmen pasta?

リトルビッチが今俺になんていいやがった?
教えてやるが俺はネイビーシールズスクールをトップで卒業し、
凄まじい数のアルカイダの襲撃に巻き込まれ確認されただけで300人ぶっ殺したんだが?
ゴリラとの戦いで鍛え上げられ、アメリカ軍最強のスナイパーとなった俺なんだが?
お前は他の標的と同じく俺にとってカス以下。
お前を地球の歴史上誰も見たことがないような正確さで消し去ってやる。
俺の言葉を注意して見ろよ。
俺をバカにしたままインターネット上から逃げられると思ってるんだろ?
考え直したほうがいいぞクソ野郎。俺はこうしている今も国中のスパイに連絡を取り
お前のIPアドレスを追跡してもらっている。嵐に備えるんだな。ボケ。
その嵐はお前が「自分の人生」とか呼んでる哀れでちっぽけなものなんか簡単に消し去ってしまうからな。
お前完全に死んだわ。クソガキ。俺は好きなとき、好きな時間、そして700以上の中から好きな方法で
お前を殺すことができる。素手のままでな。もちろん俺の熟達した格闘技術だけじゃなく、アメリカ海軍の兵器庫にアクセスし、
それを限界まで使ってお前のケツを大地の表面上から消去することもできる。
お前がお前自身の「お利口な」コメントのおかげでどのような報いを受けるか予想できるだけの脳みそがあれば
コメントするのを控えることができただろう。でもお前はできなかった。お前は代償を支払うことになる。クソバカが。
お前の周囲にクソをぶちまけておぼれるがいい。お前完全に死んだわクソガキ。

Look a little harder and you'll figure it out.

>あなたは私の性交について何を言ったのですか
和炉多

I wish I was a little girl.

Clover drops frames like a hot potato with this wall of text. Amazing.

clover the android app? works fine for me.

Sure, three times per day.

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I need a new phone then.

And a ching chong nip nong to you too, user.

"wwww" is like "lol"

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>Katakana for a natively Japanese word

>アドレス
ダメ

マンコ

ロリオマンコ

for me it's sony xperia z1 with replicant

うわぁ、ダンベルスレだと思ったのに、実はDJTか。。。

ひびきの牙は最高!

One day you might actually learn Japanese, son.
But today is not that day.

Well let's make it that day then. Why is katakana acceptable for ばか?

Notice how he didn't quite say ばか.

In certain situtations where you want to accentuate a word for whatever reason, for example, when it's spoken in a dialect, with an accent, or it's badly spoken Japanese by a foreigner, the character is shouting the words really loudly, or stuttering, or moaning etc. you can use katakana even for native Japanese words.
Likewise you can use hiragana even for foreign loan word in certain situations.
It's all about the context.

Why do people write in allcaps when it's not grammatically correct to use capital letters unless it's the first letter of a sentence, or in acronyms?

Just yesterday I did about that much if you cut the rice portion in half.

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Thanks. Definitely learned more today.

He wouldn't even need to learn anything, a hover over dictionary gets that word right and would save him from misreading ガ as か.

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マジ

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chubby girls are fucking perfect. they are soft to the touch and get flustered when you grab their chubby tummies/love handles.

>バーガー
>ガー
まずい

Thicc

Well at least one guy cared. If you guys don't have any problem with tumblr feminists controlling the industry then that's your business. Western fandom is a joke anyway, and you're too fucking stupid to even have a clue what's going on. Enjoy your High Guardian Spice.

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