You don't eat your burgers with veggies like some sort of savage, do you, Yea Forums?

Isn't Noctis autistic when it comes to food?

>me want meat only!! no fruit or vegetable! ooga booga!
I fucking hate Americans.

With lettuce and onions, yes. I’ve never been a big tomato fan.

why couldn't he just order burger without the stuff he doesn't like? why waste food?

plain old red onion tastes better to me.

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I just want to taste the fucking burger, not a whole lot of crap put on it.

They should have gotten him the kiddies' meal.

if your burger has a large pink center you'll barely taste the veggies, beef has a very commanding and overpowering flavor.

>beef, bacon, fried egg, lettuce, tomato, fried onion
>beetroot and pineapple

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two thin patties with mozzarella melted onto it, iceburg lettuce, roma tomatoes, red onions, bacon, mixed ketchup/mayo/thousand island sauce, two long-sliced pickles.

I agree with the tomato though. Tomatoes are FUCKING DISGUSTING.

TOMATOES SUCK

I hate tomatoes in my burgers but a bit of lettuce or whatever's fine.

that means you're buying shit tier beef
good job letting everyone know you buy your meat from walmart lmao

Have you ever used your semen as sauce for a burger?

...

I prefer my burger with salted sheep's cheese. The more meat, the better. Veggies are optional.

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I could use a good burger.
It's been like a year since I had one.

>not liking tomatos

you're making the yuru sad!

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why would I eat myself?

Are you saying your semen isn't good enough to eat? You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, user. Love yourself. Love your semen.

Cooking onions dilute their flavor, which then becomes overpowered by the patty, pickles, cheese, and condiments.

I eat them with pineapples; adds so much to the flavor.

I like my burger on a pizza

>Cooking onions dilute their flavor
>then becomes overpowered

okay retard

What kind of pleasure would I get from doing that?

Nice reading comprehension.

Ewww. That's fucked up. Pizza Taco is the best. You microwave a frozen pizza and then fold it in a half and fill it with mince et al.
That's the real American hours.

The pleasure of having cum inside.

I don't even know how to describe the irony here. Just kill yourself.

thats no burger

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what kind of fucking pussy onions do you use that they would ever become overpowered?
you must be doing something wrong

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Burger 2.0
with everything better

I even go the extra step and put my fries in my burger sometimes.
I love how Noctis just doesn't give a fuck and does it anyway.

I don't eat trash food. That's unhealthy.

Stop being a faggot and eat the raw onion.

Kind of. But if your lifespan is already limited and you're a cripple to boot, might as well eat stuff you enjoy.

get better onions

You know if you don't like a certain topping you can just tell the guy and they'll make it how you like it. It's actually LESS work for them.

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not anime fucking stupid cunts

fuck you, burgers are anime

I'm not an animal. I cook my food. And I don't like to have to apologize for noisy intestines. They kinda ruin the mood. Onion is best when fried slightly glassy but not yet brown.

He doesn't know that.
He's never been outside of the royal capital and thus never had fast food before then.

shut up greasy fat fuck

You say that like you never had caramelized onions on your burger

rude

>you can just tell the guy
You mean, start a conversation?

He does know that. He just wasn't the one ordering; a friend hurriedly ordered the same thing for the whole group.

I don't like onions that much, but I can stomach them, while lettuce on the other hand always gives me diarrhea so I have to avoid it as much as possible.

I like it with caramelized onions, sauteed shiitake mushrooms, and a helping of barbecue sauce. Maybe a slice of mozzarella.

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Caramelized onions are a different story. They have a completely different flavor from raw onions. However, if all you do is sear your onions, you might as well just eat a fucking lettuce. It's either raw or caramelized. Anything in between and you have a child's palate.

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Y-your mom is a child's palate.

>implying children will eat lettuce and grilled onions but they won't eat caramelized onions
your shit is all retarded and you're just trying to save face, fag.

Have fun frying the taste out of your onions, kiddo.

>onions
>lettuce
>pickles
>cheese
>mayo
>ketchup
All you need on a burger

based

You don't need ketchup. You don't need ketchu-and GOD DAMMIT YOU DON'T NEED PICKLES FUCK PICKLES.
How do you forget the bacon?

came in here to say beetroot. fucking blood red cunts are deeeeleeecious.

Enjoy your colon cancer

noice

>Donkey meat (200g)
>Tomatoes
>Mixed salad
>smoked buffalo mozzarella
>mushrooms
>bitter-sweet onion
>barbecue sauce
>mayonaise
>hand made bread with seeds

best burger I ever had.

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>beetroot
Patrician aussie

Do you dislocate your jaw to eat this or do you get a knife?

It's only a burger if the veggies fall out, and grease runs down on your chin on every bite.

You obviously push the bread first.

Have you ever had burgers other than McDonalds?

Anyway they have knife and forc to help people with lil' mouths

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>purger without bun
>burger without patty
You're eating salad nigga

>implying you know anything about burgers compared to an american.