Ranma will never be your boyfriend

>Ranma will never be your boyfriend

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My wife can't be my boyfriend, silly OP

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>ywn suck on Ranma's fat tits

I want to forcefully make Ranma date with me

Just get that fishing rod Ryouga used in that one arc

Based

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What's the point if Ranma wants it? I want Ranma to angrily pout at me after a night of rough dating.

Just claim that his dad got drunk off his ass and promised Ranma's marriage to you years ago.

That probably wouldn't even be a lie. Though I'll consummate it before Akane or some shenanigans happen to derail my plans.

>before shenanigans happen
Yeah good luck with that.

Well I always carry a taster and some cold water, I'm determined I can get in there.

taser

And that's okay with me, being straight. Now, never being able to be his friend when he so desperately needs one, that's sad.

only if it´s male ranma

Considering the shit Ranma's shrugged off in this series? He'll take that taser and shove it right up your cock for the attempt.

Well then I'll do it in a cat suit.

But that means Ranma can be my girlfriend!

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idc i like more ryoga

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Enjoy being castrated by ki-claws and cucked by Akane since Cat-Ranma has shit taste.

My own clone!

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Shit sucks. He's hot.

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>ywn be spitroasted by both Ranma and Ryoga
End me.

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Is that how it ended?
Man, it's been years.

I prefer 珊撲

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That's today's page.

I didn't expect him to go with clones, but I guess that works.

Man he's been taking his sweet fucking time with that ending.

You know she mirin'

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It's still going!?

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Old dyke Takahashi knows how to make beautiful boys.

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It will be over in a few days most likely.

i rather be female ranma

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Slut, you just want to be hit on by hunky boys.

That, and eat ice cream.

>YWNB Ranma's confidant and wingman in trying to sort out the shitshow of his romantic life.
Feels bad, man.

>never animated

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I like to think after Ryoga gave up on Akane that he assumed that role.

Those two? I'd call Kodachi more of a friend to Ranma than those two.

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Fuck Ranma.

Do girls normally do this to one another?

Well, if you insist.

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best girl

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Ranma wears makeup?

The animators give Ranma eyeshadow in the anime.

That was always one of those style choices they made that had me shaking my head, like the curse from the Jusenkyo spring had a deal with Revlon to ensure anyone dunked in it came out with pre-done makeup.

It's a case of them being afraid that if they didn't do that people wouldn't be able to tell male Ranma from female Ranma, I mean I would think the big tits and foot of height difference would be enough.

All the time, and in public too.

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She is an underappreciated sweetie. And her willingness to truly fight for her love goes so unrecognized. If only Ranma had been male for their first duel, she'd have won the fiancee wars...

I dunno Ukyo was first girl by like a mile and she got the trap meme

Good, I don't want poopdick and I'm fairly certain he doesn't either.

What chapter is this?

Ranma didn't learn that Ukyo was a girl until 10 years later, though.

In comparison, Shampoo was the first attractive girl that Ranma interacted with in an affectionate manner - in the anime, they even do that "rose tinting the screen" thing, to reflect how the manga has the two panels of Ranma immediately after getting a kiss from her have flowers scattered everywhere. If it wasn't for the "Kiss of Death" revelation right afterwards, Ranma would have been totally smitten.

But then, there would have been no way that he'd have put up with Akane's bullshit after that...

As an aside, anyone got that scene from the manga of Shampoo giving Ranma the Kiss of Death?

I want Ranma to forcefully kiss me.

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Oh yeah that's right, clone Ranma did take his first kiss.

I want Principal Kuno to be my boyfriend.

Aren't Chinese girls really difficult to maintain stable relationships with?

Can she really be classified as such?
I mean, didn't she live in some secluded tribe?
Isn't she culturally different from the average chinese girl?