ITT: We suggest bonding activities for Asuka and Shinji

fpbp

Teaching Shinji to swim, but it's an excuse to dress up and make him think he's drowning over and over.

TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>sticking your dick into emotional wreckage

Bondage

>bonding activities
Superglue their dominate hands together, then lock them alone in the apartment for the weekend.

Yea Forums used to like FMA2003, newfag
>not sticking your dick into the best emotional wreckage

Asuka doesn't have a dick to stick into Shinji, user.

Shinji doesn't have the balls to stick anything into Asuka.

No sticking for the two of them then!?

have them fight to the death.

they should play "talk and nobody explodes", then hug like rabbits afterwards.

Make Misato's life a hell.

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Sex

Pegging

They're both stuck in their ruts, unless someone knocks them up out of their ruts. Misato should have taken a couple for the team by sexing them both up after Magma Diver.

>not making an exemption for the best girl in anime

Mario Party.
If they don't kill each other after 50 rounds, they are in love.

hugging followed by taking turns acting like each other's mommys to fill the void left in their souls like shinji cooking for and soothing asuka or some shit)

I think he was talking about asuka user, not rei

They just need to hug each other and let the oxytocin flow.

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>just let them fuck. seriously, so many problems solved if you just let them love each other.

they did
it made things worse
youtube.com/watch?v=PcXGgjyV4WA

Try reading Eva 303. It has plenty of scenes depicting their bonding activities.

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>this retarded theory again
It's a metaphor for their relationship, not literal. What the fuck

>it's not literal
sure

Its the defitnition of stretching and even I love asuka and shinji

threesome with Rei

Rei is for being the cuck maid that watches and listens on as Shinji and Asuka make babies.

Same energy

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while Misato videotapes the whole obscene thing and drunkenly comments on the various positions and techniques?

This

Mutual anal fisting in a 69 position
Synchronized crying (can be combined with above)

They both fight each other for the Kaworubowl and hopefully Asuka wins it

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every woman i ve fucked

Asuka is for missionary position baby making with kissing, not anal

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That's how I feel about Asuka

You're tsundere for her?

sex

cute couple

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Wholesome and SEMI canon

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You project your self hatred onto her?

I understand why he didn't but there's still that parts of me that keeps howling..
WHY is he such a fucking PUSSY a girl crawled half naked into his bed and this retard managed to turn her down holy shit how utterly beta can you get

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He's gay for the angel boy

Did Shikinami even like him yet? I think it was still pretty early

Life isn't a hentai manga

Let them compete in an endurance test to the death

Have them make soup together

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>Asuka's sweat and fresh vegetables
Tasty!

Amusement park, maybe a nice get away vacation from all the stresses of NERV? Maybe a well convoluted mystery for them to solve.

I think all or at least most of Shinji's behavior (or lack thereof) towards Asuka can be traced back to two things:
1: It was impossible to tell what a good call was in her case because of how crazy she was. She literally kissed him and then bitched about it. It's a safe assumption that if he hugged her she'd have bitched about that too, kicked him out of the bed, something like that, despite crawling into said bed.
2: Shinji was a coward always seeking the path of least resistance.

Basically she was too high maintenance for him despite being attracted to her. There were few safe paths to approach her even for a normal non-cowardly person.

I KNOW but don't tell me your 14yo self wouldn't have gotten at least a bit turned on if a cutie in underwear crawled into your bed and basically begged you for sex and attention
This retard didn't even get the message holy shit
I think I wouldn't have either and that makes me even ANGRIER

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sopa de asuka
uma delicia

He could have at least put his arm around her or held her hand or something.

he could at least have tried to walk her home gently

No, she's annoying as fuck

Her outward reaction would probably be bitchiness but then she'd try to goad him into it again and schedule holding time every time Misato leaves the house

So you're saying that you're annoying as fuck as well?

Which may be entertaining for an emotionally stable Peron, but for a person like Shinji who was himself is broken and highly dependent on other people's love, approval, or lack thereof...

Shinji was very turn on but he wasn't a hentai MC or a shoujo male lead

>tfw can relate to both of them
Thank you mister Anno

No, unlike Asuka, I don't throw hissy fits every 5 minutes.

>I don't throw hissy fits every 5 minutes.
Actually, that's pretty much exactly all you've done in here so far ...

How would asuka react if shinji had flat out told her no when she wanted to kiss him

Literally who? user, art house is code for shit.

Stating that an annoying character is annoying is hardly throwing a hissy fit, especially when compared to sperging out all the time calling everyone baka.

Sure thing. But stating that an annoying manchild like you is annoying seems pretty legitimate as well, especially if you start of your tirade with "That's how I feel about Asuka" and then can't cope with some harmless jokes taking your shit literally.

Dial 8

even if you are stuck together as a child soldiers and even if you have teen hormones you may still not fit on personality level

Did you forget the scene if Shinji watching Misato having sex? crazy kid sticking dick in crazy would only worsen things

That's what strap-ons and pegging is for.

it's not like shinji is any better in the emotional baggage department

>I think I wouldn't have either and that makes me even ANGRIER
That's the fucking point you moron

He's a traumatized teenager you braindead retard.

Please make a EVA general already so I can filter you annoying cunts. These discussions are not interesting and never have been.

>not want to gamble if she bites your dick off
You fucking wussy.

They may grind their pussies together then.

Watching lilith's decaying head for hours a day

What anime should they watch together?

Strangulation.

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Utena

REMINDER:
Misato = used goods
Rei: virginity in question
Asuka, canonically PVRE VIRGIN

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Extreme ballbusting femdom facesitting cuckold cleanup interracial big black cock shenanigans

Extreme hand holding

Grave of the Fireflies

anime adaptation of the angelic days manga

It literally happened to me and I din't do anything because I was scared

Yea Forums used to
Well I don't. It's shit altogether.

did you masturbate over her when she fell into a coma

Good to know you don't stick your dick into emotional wreckages

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watersports, in both senses of the term

Watching porn together

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>Asuka
>virgin

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It was implied on the Arael mindfuck scenes that Asuka was kinda abused, then the relationship with Shinji and Kaji, even for redheads standards.

I wish Asuka would peg me

That would have to be a lioness user

>Watching gay porn together
ftfy

>Rei: virginity in question
If you find out she's not a virgin you can just kill her and get a new, unspoiled body

>you can just kill her and get a new, unspoiled body
Or you could just buy a sexdoll/onahole.

You can't rape an onahole.

Dancing

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By that logic, you can't rape Rei either.

but can rei rape you

What Asuka is bottom right?

shikinami from 2.0

Shinji and Asuka have nothing in common except for a similar source for their angst but they react in complete opossite ways. I don't think they could work as a couple except on wish-fulfillment scenarios. Fortunately NGE was about understanding rather than haremshit, even if most evafags miss the point.

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Asuka can step in front of truck-kun. Shinji needs to hit up a gay club, get his dance on, and find himself either a silver fox daddy or a bara stud to close out his deep-seated father issues.

so this

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Mmh ... I guess. But why would I want that?

If you try hard enough I bet you can get her to react

Same.

He 14 dumbass

It’s been worth it so far

This post right here is why gays don't deserve human rights

How mad would asuka get if shinji and rei became a couple

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>tfw you will never have hate-sex with Asuka, while she looks at you that way
it's not fair

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What the fucks is this thing with the buttons on Shinji's desk in that movie even?

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It was during 3 impact, retard

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A double date with Hikari and Toji.

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>Shinji
>fixing anything with his micro dick

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Wouldn't have fixed anything.

Shinji needs a boy his own age, not some old pedo fucker

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This
Does anyone else here consider Asuka would have freaked out regardless of what Shinji did? Irrc there's some pretty messed up art out there that shows what would provably happen if Shinji tried to fuck her in her room

>Does anyone else here consider Asuka would have freaked out regardless of what Shinji did?
No.

>if Shinji tried to fuck her in her room
No one is saying he should have gone that far. There's not only black and white. And what she needed was simply someone who'd be there for her, turn towards her, talk to her, let her know she's not alone and that she is loved.

It wasn't so much fucking as much as showing compassion like
said

I think if Shinji made a big move like that she'd freak, but not if he just held her during the kiss

He kills boys his age. Someone older is clearly necessary.

Toenail panting.

let best girl misato fuck shinji, forget about asuka

You just know...

>what she needed was simply someone who'd be there for her, turn towards her, talk to her, let her know she's not alone and that she is loved.
Yes, she needed Kaworu

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And then Shinji and Asuka perform this ritual.

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Sure, if we rewrite their characters.
Which is what LASfags want anyway.

Not at all. She'd just be so sickened by them that anything they try to say to her starts a totally unrelated fight and she not-cries after they leave.

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And if you rewrote Shinji's canon dick sizes

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Reminder that Asuka would have rejected Shinji if he approached her.

I don't get how this scene shws that shinji is a dicklet since his penis would be hanging down

But he just saw Pen².

Because it says toothpicks in front of it you seething dicklet

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Asswatching, it's like birdwatching but the bird is Asuka's ass.

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Swinging

Yeah sure then get accused of rape the next day when she changes her mind great idea

asuka but she rapes shinji

that doesn't happen outside of am*rica

Baka can draw her backgrounds

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Asuka is part American.

Nah. She disowned that part of hers. She's pure Germano-Japanese.

This picture is WHOLESOME

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I want to stick my finger in her anus and then make her fart.

daily reminder that asuka has a bush

Goddamn I want to fuck Asuka in her tight little booty.

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Why do incels obsess over Asuka so much. Didn't get the pretty popular girl in school?

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Source for the 3 images?

Wasn't that manga also written by a Reifag?

Thought it was from a doujin.

And now you know the plight of the Japanese female dealing with the Japanese male.

Based.

>Re-take
>written by a reifag
Rei suffers so much in that doujin user

and that's a good thing

Taking care of a baby.

Shinji fucks Asuka.
Then they play Uno.

average lesson plan
>15 minutes of sunbathing and preening and trying to get him to look while he flounders in the shallow end
>5 or so minutes minutes of actual instruction
>15 minutes of making him stop and watch while she does various dives and water ballet moves

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Urbexing. Scads of abandoned buildings on the outskirts of Tokyo-3 and along the shore, Asuka will take to any group activity she can decide she's in charge of, and she can turn it into teasing when the expedition she plans to a crumbling untenable ruin turns out to be Rei's building.

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Why do brainlets obsess about celibacy?
Do you feel dirty or something?

They can bond over listening to canon gachi

youtube.com/watch?v=1smjw1aIR1A

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Reading the 3.0 +1.0 script

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>
Every girl is an emotional wreck. Hell, even guys are claiming to be 'depressed' these days.

I love the small bags Shikinami always has under her eyes making her always look a little tired or agitated.

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Outwardly attempt to act indifferent but end up acting angry and abrasively towards them to mask her jealousy and sadness. And then a lot of crying alone at night in her room.

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Real life Asuka would go for emotionless sex with Toji instead. See

Force them to coop EDF5 together until completion

Honestly speaking, these two should be as far away as possible from each other.

Giving her ass a proper spanking would build confidence in Shinji and help Asuka learn to be comfortably vulnerable while strengthening their bond.

How about we bond OP to a train track instead

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Asuka is beautiful.

Abusing Rei, sexually and otherwise, documenting all of it and posting the videos online

In the absence of Shinji, maybe.

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>that doujin
Abe-sama would be proud

this is a good post

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I honestly don't know.

Maybe you could give them drugs to calm their nerves and see if that allows them to have a pleasant conversation for once. It seems clear to me that they're both too emotionally damaged and hostile to one another for anything normal to work.

I suppose if all else fails you could treat them like animals and just force them to stay in close proximity to each other until mere exposure works its magic.

It's bugging me more that he didn't give her the blanket.

Very

Playing this right now. Do they really expect me to check each fucking area every single time? I'm probably gonna get sick of this soon.

Are you trying to make me hard

gay

Link? can't find on image search

Artstyle looks like RE-TAKE