Machikado Mazoku

100% beef is real.

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where's the beef lol

Fluffy.

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BOGAAA!!!

Is this yuri?

It's unclear

we just don't know

The real beef was the friends we made along the way.

What kind of shit gave this little angel such a horrible case of PTSD?

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But how come they both are blushing and sweating when they aren't preforming any physical activity?

embarrassment, you radioactive titfuck

She saved the world from evil? I'm pretty sure fighting evil as a kid would end up scarring you in some way, especially with what we know about how magical girls roll in universe.

I want 100 beef made of Momo's momos.

Come closer I'll show my meat.

1 page doujin

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easy

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>Magical girls are walking lumps of ether
>losing too much mana and ether body dissipates
>light clan sends animal familiars to act as the magical girl's navigator who contracts human girls
>blood loss of any kind is dangerous
>hunt dark clan for token
>gets to make wish in return
This shit is Madoka all over again

the time hath come

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Being a magical girl is suffering

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I thought mamako is the only mommy this season.

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Powerful.

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Is Momo a jew? They way she controls Shamiko by constantly tricking her into being in debt is remarkably similar to how jews trick all of society into the same thing.

Kek.

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Then I should ask if Lilith is really that same Lilith that got screwed over for saying no to Adam's Adam.

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more like 100% salt and charcoal.

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> Lillith defeated the D
Sounds like original sin to me.

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Episode was a bit plot heavy than hilarious.Still cute I guess.

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Oh right, I completely forgot she had a name that wasn't Shamiko.

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Oh fuck me too.

I didn't even care who she was until she put on the tail.

>opening screw-containers with her right hand
No wonder she seems weak, she just has terrible technique

Can she defeat the wieners though?

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With what she says early on about girls becoming monsters after falling to darkness and her obsessive stalking, I imagine Momo has put down at least a few classmates.

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How many boys did Momo have to purge? There isn't a single male in the entire show

The boys were all purged by きらら. Momo just took care of the girls, and probably raped and cannibalized their corpses for good measure.

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>There isn't a single male in the entire show
Not even the truck driver?

its like she feels guilty of something, this is why she helped Shamiko so much at the start, maybe she killed a harmless set of demon dorks before, maybe for a good cause even, maybe she needed those tokens to save the world, but killing someone can really fuck you up

someone make a webm of Shamiko going into the mirror

Truck drivers are just the fleshy extension of the isekai transportation trucks that they use to communicate with organics. And everyone knows that trucks don't have a gender. They're just things.

Truckkun is genderless, and their drivers are as real as a mimic chest's treasure.

Such a tough stomach.

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Momo wobbling back and forth with that minimal animation was great.

Behold, a male.

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In Spanish all trucks (camiones) are male.

troca?
camioneta?

Looks like an alpha female to me.

There is no proof.

Look, even more of them in background shots.

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Confirmed.

Though I think this guys 2 lines from episode 1 is legitimately the only male voice acting that's been in the entire show so far

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>Metako constantly talking by the end
Momo hijacking Shamiko's line was super cute but this is what really sold that scene. They're both such good girls.

Oh except the narrator, I guess I meant actual male characters speaking.

Those aren't actually males: they're just really powerful dykes who have mastered the art of blending in.

They never even show his legs. He could be a muppet for all ya know.

Those could just be tall flatchested girls. We're talking about anime characters, after all.

I wish they cut out the intro theme instead of making everyone talk so fast.

I like the narrator. His bookend phrases are some of the best bits.

Raping depressed loli momo!

Narrator better nail it when we get to the most important comment at the end of the show.
>Hang in there, Yuuko!
>Be gentler and stronger than everyone else!

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>Narrator is Shamiko's dad
Holy shit.

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orange girl next episode

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What kind of girl wears a shirt that says AN*L

Anri a best.

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It's worse, she's wearing a shirt with her name on it because she's so irrelevant nobody ever remembers her.

How could one blend in with that which doesn't exist?

Cute.

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Oh shit, it's the same girl that saw Shamiko with her crisis managment transformation

Tl please

Narrator is also male

where's the Momo version?

Are translations dead?

>Poorfag sick girl forced into saving her family and town from imminent catastrophe
>PTSD magical girl orphan who saw, did too much shit as a 10 year old and wears crocs
>5000 year old cucked virgin who had to make her own kids with magic who are being hunted by the servants of god, got sealed into a dildo and passed down crippling incompetency down to her descendants
>Father almost sacrificed her up to demons, got cursed to hurt others when she panics, becomes a teen mom and has an incurably awful sense of taste
>Former predatory oneesan who hunted down shotas until a fake shota who was also an illegal immigrant knocked her up, forced her into poverty and single motherhood while she was giving birth to their second child with barely any explanation and left with the effective corpse of her husband
>Sole defender of refugees from her own side that almost lost her life in an incident to save a young
>Chased out of multiple towns because she cheats, hypnotizes and make drug addicts out of people because it is simply in her nature to do so
>Ostracized because he walks on two legs and talks
When you take it all in, these are some of the most suffering characters out of all the kirara anime.

It's a small town and she is basically her neighbour.

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Stupid goat. She could have easily cuddled with the real Momo

>these are some of the most suffering characters out of all the kirara anime
There is always Gakkou Gurashi

I'm pretty much late with this, but what's syneed?

U know Gakkou Gurashi exist right?

Fyeed and syeed

formerly chyucks

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Formerly Chyuck.

Hang in there, Shamicat

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Kill yourself with your shitty headcanon you shotafuckers

THE TIME HATH COME

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It has gone bad.

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Ganbatte Shamiko.

TOKI GA KITA

>and wears crocs
Nobody should ever be forced to endure this. Who the fuck is in charge of the Mahou Shoujos?

AND SO HAVE I

時は来た。

Shouldn't it be が instead of は

tail vore absorption when?

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Orange foreshadowing

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Mangafags, will mikan cuck momo? I just don't want other magical girl to get between momo and shamiko

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Momo and Shamiko are basically engaged later on

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I just have one simple question: Who are they? Are they relevant to the plot later on?

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The anime executed this scene even better than I imagined while reading it.

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I can read it. Oh my God, I can read the runes. I'm so happy.

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Ganbare, user! Keep at it every day until the dekinai posters are proven wrong!

momo is scaring me

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fucking poorfags

This week's episode card was the best one so far.

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The real trial begins from here.

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Imagine how sad your sister would be if I had to take away her shiny new laptop. You wouldn't want this to happen, would you?

Momo is the real demon, and belongs in the dark clan.

she will as soon as she marries Shamiko

is there a good place to read the manga?

REMINDER THEY ALREADY HAVE TWO KIDS

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In the comfort of your home.

Despise this manga being a SoL comedy one, the plot being one of the most complex in all Kirara is impressive, you need to keep reading old chapters to catch stuff happening in the most recent one, I really want to read it all once it catchs up or at least the Typeset of the chapters after the anime ends are done.

but who's the Papa?

If Mahou Shouja Asuka and Madoka are any kind of indication, a lot of things possibly.

user, that's just the most basic of basics. It's like losing a basketball game 150-2.

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WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE TWO I NEED SPOILERS BEFOER I GO CRAZY

Is shamiko a succubus?
She can enter dreams

yes but without the author spelling it outright
I like how the author tells his story

They're Shamisens.

She's an incubus.

me
i am the papa

Shamiko's dad is probably a incubus that seduced Seiko

More spoilers my grace?

They're the same thing user. Succubi are actually male demons to begin with and they only take on the form of female humans.

What's it like inside the box papa?

Why the nose?

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It's a protuding part that is less lewd than nipples.

So which Machikado will end up on the enjo kosai list of 2019?

Tell me about Momo, why does she wear Crocs?

She is dead inside.

I'll put money on some serious fight towards the end of the series where Shamiko hits max level demon for a couple of minutes to save the day.

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Having to Heart Peach Blossom Strike an allied position to prevent the monsters from breaking through and slaughtering civilians.

I prefer the "mount stupid" chart

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Your mom

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Momo is so handsome.

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that's the one

And let's not forget the entire magical girl system in place.

How does Momo eventually become a dark magical girl?

This anime is more than sum of it's parts. I think that's because of the excellent editing (Gag Barrage are the best), the good voice acting and the actually funny comedy. It compenses for the meh animation (Although, some of the Backgrounds are quite pretty).

>momo admiring her future wife doing housework

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does that fat cat actually do anything other than say TOKI WA KITA

chapter 6 is cleaned, i'm predicting it'll be done by tuesday if i stick to my schedule.

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She's admiring shamibutt

Momo: Why do I get this sense of distance when I am right next to you?
Momo: don't think that you've won...

It's done its job long ago.

Please tell me she's talking to the pillow.

so momo is just stick with this senile old cat then

Yay for tail abuse.

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The time has come.

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As opposed to normal cats doing anything?

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Could you answer this ? Pretty please?

momo said it was her magical guide so i assumed it did SOMETHING

yay! thank you!

Just your typical magical girl familiar/faerie, you don't know them? Think of Kyubey but actually useful.

i haven't seen madoka

Go read the manga translation threads. Ch21.

Kero?
Thanks.

i don't even know what kero is referring to other than something frog based but who knows what that could be

Formerly early

Think of Precure then.

i haven't seen that either

It pointed out dark clan girls to be eliminated with questionable accuracy. Imagine how many innocents Momo has stoically exterminated.

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no wonder lolimomo was producing so much eye juice in her nightmares

Think of something you have seen. It's sort of like that.

Momo... had a hard life...

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Goddamit user you haven't watched any mahou shoujo serie before? Is Momo your first entry into the genre? What about Salior Moon Usagi's gay cat?

Have you seen anything?

this raises a good question, out of the 959 anime that i've finished, how many of them were about mahou shoujos
going through taiga;
moetan
does strike witches count?
does marchen madchen count?
does hina logi count?
does junketsu no maria count?
does witch craft works count?
does flying witch count?

shit i really haven't seen that many "magical girl" anime

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How the fuck did you manage that?

manage what

Maybe he's a manime guy.

you might think that but you couldn't be more wrong

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If I molest that tail will she die?

Toki wa kita was funny but they overdid it in this part. Ruined

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Probably how you dodged any classic magical girl shows.

it's not that i've dodged them because a good chunk of them are in my "to watch" list, it's just i haven't got round to actually watching them yet

Better pocky game. More in tune with the end of the 2nd volume.

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Not cool. Tail abuse is a serious issue, you know?

>Strike witches
>Flying witch
>Junketsu no maria
No.
>Marchen mædn
>Hina Logi
>Moetan
Yes.
I'd say "for starters" either go watch one of the classics, or just jump into Precure and get a gist about what a Mahou Shoujo show is about.

Thats kinda hot. So does Momo bring them back home first for interrogation to see whether they are innocent?

I dont think its enough to get Momo into the lesbian domestic violence collage.

>They are clay bodies
Cute. So it's trully the child of Momo and Shamiko. It reminds me to the Re:write threads with dumb shit anons were saying being true at the end.

Rewrite the Key VN?

Shamiko's tail belongs to Momo.

Yep. Like the MC being a CIA agent from the future who goes to the moon with a boat made of AIDS wood.

The time hath come

the thing with precure is that when i watch anime i'm a completionist, like i'll watch everything related to it, ovas, specials, chibi theaters you name it
but precure is absolutely massive, hundreds upon hundreds of episodes of content and seeing that absolutely massive "wall" puts me off starting it
please forgive my literal autism

You mean the moon is a Earth simulator millions of years before the actual Earth started to have life and yes the MC turns into a wood uses his magic cum to make a path to the moon to meet his wife whom he met during the simulations before the ideal timeline route data was sent to prehistoric Earth

Get like 5x5 screens and watch multiple episodes simultaneously.
And leave it on when asleep so you subconsciously absorb it.

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More convoluted and less explicit please and thank you.
I get what you mean, BUT if you've watched almost 1000 series then your backlog might be small, so why not take your time watching it? You can easily end a season in a week if you're a speedwatcher, or in 2 taking your sweet time, finishing everything in 3 or 4 months MAX. Also Precure isn't lineal so you could start anywhere and be fine. /pc/ aproved entry level season is Heartcatch so give it a try.
>Watch FW, MH, SS , Doki and Smile at the same time
The horror.

Warning : Extremely lewd.
imgur.com/a/cqHtoc9

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i'm pretty sure momo can overpower and out-snusnu Shamiko

I was expecting handholding.

no my backlog is a fucking hydra, i watch one anime and 3 more get added to my backlog, it never ends

that said, i will attempt precure at some point during 2019 i think, i just need to figure out an exact order to watch it in again because i'm literally autistic and i have to plan things like this out way in advance

I like her scars.
One of the reasons I like TNM Yui I guess, she also has these band aids here and there.
It adds character.

>Order
That's the thing. There's no order. Once you've watched a season + it's 2 movies you're done with it, it doesn't carry over the next one nor it's important for the plot. It's not like Doremi where it's like 500 episodes, all lineal.

I find it refreshing to see "lasting injuries", ie scars and the like on mahou shoujos because I find it really hard to believe they go toe to toe with monsters of the week and come out completely unscathed. I also think scars can be cute.

>Momo's banana flavored ether

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> no order
oh god the paradox of choice, my absolute worst enemy
guess i'll just do it in airing order then

>come out completely unscathed.
I normally just assume the magic cures it.
But I like lasting injuries, or at least ones that last more than an hour, as a sort of shit just got real thing. Like, I don't know, maybe some kind of corrosive inhibiting their regenerative capabilities or something. After all, you'll assume whoever is attacking would realise that there are limited defenders and you'll want to find ways to debilitate them over time if you cannot win outright.

How tall is momo? She's a big girl

oh my
look at those Shamikos

187cm

Momo peeing on Shamiko.

Is this from the manga?

If you want to, but getting trough 150 episodes of the same can be pretty tiresome (Futari Wa, Max Heart and Splash Star). Try doing it in reverse. Like from the most recent one to the older one. Or just jump between seasons. If you have any doubt ask the (((((((general))))))) here on Yea Forums.
They aren't inmortal user, if someone really powerful wanted a Magical Girl dead he would be able to do it, that's why stuff like Meduka exist. See Alice or Grim Heart, hell Pam

i'm extremely "tolerant" of anime, like i'm capable of watching basically anything and enjoying it however starting something to watch is quite hard, again the paradox of choice - "everything is ok so just what do i start", i honestly have to use online dice rolls to choose these days
well thank you for the advice user i'll just download everything now and watch it in a few months or so

Remember to step by while you're watching it to give us your impression of it, new people getting into it is amusing.

just watch Heartcatch dont watch any other trash precure

>no Futari wa, GoPri, Smile, or Hugtto
Nah, fuck you.

>there are "people" on this website who haven't seen heartcatch precure

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>Huggto
No.Kirakira is better.

good lord what the fuck is that

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Is this combining Tv-Nihon and Otaking or something?

Wait, when did she say magical girls turn into monsters?

she didn't mean it literally user

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Sasuga pleb.
Tv-Nihon.

shamisquid

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Who made this chart? The numbers are completely off. Implying you only feel accomplished once you're far beyond the average native speaker, cause that's the position 5k kanji already put you in. Why do Mutt continuously pretend for Japanese to be ultra hard and that you need to know 5m kanji to be fluent?

>dont watch any other trash precure
No love for Hugtto? Is that the only Precure you tried?

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Blessed Image

A hamburger steak wouldn't be as delicious with 100% beef. You need those other ingredients.

Momo doing OGAH OGAH was cute.

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imagine actually putting in hundreds of hours to learn kanji no jap has written in centuries just to feel the same level of accomplishment you had when you already knew more than they expect the average jap to know to be considered literate.

Next question you're gonna ask is "why does /djt/ keeps arguing about methods of studying instead of actually studying?"

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Sorry, I don't actually visit shit posting threads on Yea Forums that pretend to be educational. Once I saw the 6k core deck the recommend and how strongly they defend it, I knew those people couldn't be taken seriously.

I resent that you aren't endorsing the one that has the teen mother lead getting impregnated by the big bad and end on her giving birth to the girl who cucked one her best friends from a happy life filled with bestiality.

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It used to be educational, but that was like the first series of threads.

> teen impregnation
that's my fetish

what's so fucked up about this is present day George is a adult while Hana is a 14 year old middle schooler so there is a sizeable age gap when they married and had hagumi

What does it mean if a magical girl offers to cook you 100% beef hamburg steak while twirling her hair in her fingers?

Eh. 10 year-ish gaps are pretty normal in asian cultures.

maybe something to do with this?

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who?

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SOSHITE WATASHI MO

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>males are real
user...next you're going to tell me australia is a real country

DROOL
ON
HORN

I did say it was extremely lewd.

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it says it right there, and it's not "OGAH"

homu

oh right, the glasses and that shirt threw me off
does she dress like a Quaker when she isn't in a school uniform? they're at the pool/beach even

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Every episode makes me like Momo more and more.

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Lilith is the best demon and never fails at her undertakings.

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I didn't notice it before, but this is THE tallflat and shortstack duo i was waiting for.

Cute goat

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She couldn't even get Adam to choose her flat body over his own rib.

Oh well.

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She can't fail because she never undertakes anything. This must be the wisdom of a failure who has lived for thousands of years. Sasuga, Lilith.

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>stuck in a doorstop for untold millenia
>look i hung up a dozen or so shitty decorations
Sasuga indeed.

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Imagine.

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if goat is a goat, what will Momo be when she gets corrupted?

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Goatfucker

then are we the men who stare at goats?

Shamiko should be more pissed off about her family's financial situation being forced on them than she is.

pls do not IMAGINE

If you can kill Shamiko by staring at her or walk through walls then you sure are.

when you grow up with it it's just how it is
you might notice other families are different but apparently shamiko always just goes straight home
her shock at seeing momo's place made a lot of sense

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You'd probably only need 5k+ if you did historical literature research or something. Beyond 3500-4000 is really, really obscure stuff. Most Japanese literature is babby when it comes to its Kanji usage.
Furigana usage in most print seems to be directed to the 10% least read portion of the population. Way overused.

Dead inside and clinging onto an incompetent lass for a purpose in life? Have you started wearing crocs?

For the victorious faction, the light clan doesn't seem all that well off, either. Has the war left them depleted?
>Current magical girls barely motivated to hunt dark clan
>decrepit cat familiar that can't even guard dreams against Shamiko, the absolute zero of magical power
>can't afford to issue more than one outfit per magical girl, so they're way too big early on and end up battered and torn later
>can't even muster up the power to break Mikan's curse, let alone contend with their own old ones
You'd think they would want to take better care of their members if they had the resources.

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I really want to tickle Momo and make her laugh uncontrollably. None of this snicker crap, like full blown crying, belly aching from laughing too much.

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>light clan leaders are jews
>mahous are good goyim fighting for Israel
>Shamiko's father is actually Jesus (Yeshua)
Deepest lore

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My God just look at Shamiko.

Watch Heartcatch Precure or something.

Goats are quick to display lewdness.

>9
Absolutely perfect.

You haven't seen Cardcaptor Sakura? You are missing out on life.

i'll get round to it eventually

Can you use the sick mahou shoujo to generate the electricity via steam?

I am and it makes me wonder how her tail fits through the bottom piece. It there a dedicated tail hole hidden behind those frills?

M-Mana-Chan?

Isn't this just anothet cgdct show? You guys sound as if there is a real lore that goes old Testament unironically.

i refuse to believe there are still people unironically asking if there's lore

"Don't think that means you've won" in unison when?

She is a pure soul and is unable to be seriously angry about anything.

during their wedding

That dreamy ending goat is really cute.

Will anime cover this?

When a depressed hero and an enthusiastic dork mate, do they produce a depressed dork or an enthusiastic hero?

>saw the pic years ago
>did not pick the series
Bad decision.

Yes

So did the poverty curse get lifted?

>remember our first date?
>by the way, did you drain my blood?
>?
Momo really tried to focus on pleasant memories before facing the reality. I wonder if she was more relieved because Shamiko was not treacherous, or because Shamiko turned out to be even larger dork than she thought.

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where are the good subs
I want to rewatch the episode

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>he still hasn't learned moon

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Will they use the statue as a tool for their wedding night?

Nothing was translated until Shamilator started working on this gem, so it's alright
if you read this Shamilator,

>depressed dork
How would this work?

She has zero stats except charisma, so guess she is.

Because lobsters want to pull it out.

its hard

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Like Shamiko, but instead of being unphased by poverty and health problems, being affected by it and getting a Momoesque depression.
Ok, that's sad.

Grammar is so hard. And I keep forgetting kanji and vocabulary. It's all I can do to muddle through h-manga and doujins.

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Ganbare, Shamilator! indeed
I must finally join the noble moonlearners clique.

UWAA UWAA

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Momo pretty much knows that Shamiko isn't capable of coming up with any plan. She really wants to know just what's the fallout gonna be and to see who's pulling the strings. Momo is very concerned about Shamiko being taken advantaged of, which was partly why she welded the Lilith switch shut

the last Dark Lord infected momo with the chaos spiral into eternal darkness

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Except getting laid. What an incel.

If Shamiko ever became aware of the charisma powers she has the world would be doomed.

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I'm just catching up with the manga now. Why is the switch initially in the on position? Shouldn't it be off until it's engaged and Lilith takes over Shamiko's body?

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is the ganbare shamiko guy supposed to be our self insert?

but it is off?

It's off. The white spot isn't the switch.

Ah thanks that makes a lot of sense.

L-LEWD !!!!

Filling up Shamiko!

I suppose that is one way of giving a ether injection.

KIKI KANRI

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SHAMI-

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Hang in there, Shamiko.

he probably though it was a push switch instead of a slide switch

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SHAMI-

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the statue will be forgotten

If you could self insert into a box, then knock yourself out.

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replace friend with wife

It's her dad

how many wifes does Shamiko have and what makes Momo her best one?

>wanna /ss/?

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I wanna gay shota.

That's /sm/.
Remember this, because it's important.

is this fanart or a random incubus dojun because that looks like Yoshua but the girl aint Seiko

>THE TIME HATH COME
The time hath come

>>wanna /ss/?
Wanna choke on my dick ?

Shamic punch

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>shamic punch
>not a good smackerel

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>entire episode about Shamiko awakening her mindbreaking powers and using them on her gf

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this really reminds me of something

She did great.

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Is Momo a cola addict now?

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she's addicted to Shamicoke

I want to teach Momo how to cook!

>not wanting to cook for Momo

I want to teach Momo how to cook, but teach her wrong on purpose.

Now this is /devilish/

As a joke?

Is momo deliberately trying to bully the goat?

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Shamilicious

The first time he said that, I was nearly crying of laughter. It was so perfect.

are the OP and ED out yet
amazon.jp says they are

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tard

Shamwow

Shamiko is cute, but Momo is just as cute.

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She probably shlicked to the thought of Shamiko nervously carrying her laptop home.

I think Momo is cuter.

How is she so cute, bros?

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she is a cunning linguist

that's the eyes of a killer user

>perks up when she gets to bully shaman

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>You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to your sister, right?
>Sure would be a shame if anything irreversible happened to your family, wouldn't it?
>I know you wouldn't want to be responsible for anything like that happening.
>Guess you're gonna have to take responsibility and marry me now, Shamiko. Don't go back on your word now.

>Don't think this means you've won!

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Underrated cute.

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I don't know much about the lore but seeing Momo open her heart and start to warm up and enjoy teasing Shamiko a bit is the absolute best. It's like one of those anime where a depressed older guy adopts a loli and gets healed, except they're both cute girls.

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Those were some very inverted nipples.

The time has come!

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I hope Shamiko gives her a big hug

Ogura was actually looking into making a homunculus. We don't know if Ogura went with 100% original recipe, but the dough she provided did contain horse manure.
The leftover 'clay' had no human body part though (according to Ito's title).

“If the sperma, enclosed in a hermetically sealed glass, is buried in horse manure for forty days, and properly magnetized, it begins to live and move. After such a time it bears the form and resemblance of a human being, but it will be transparent and without a body. If it is now artificially fed with the Arcanum sanguinis hominis until it is about forty weeks old, and if allowed to remain during that time in horse manure in a continually equal temperature, it will grow into a human child, with all its members developed like any other child, such as could be born by a woman; only it will be much smaller. We call such a being a homunculus, and it may be raised and educated like any other child, until it grows older and obtains reason and intellect, and is able to take care of itself."

~Paracelsus, alchemist.

The interesting thing about this little episode is that it becomes Ogura's plot device that keeps getting expanded in the story.
What Lilith said to Mikan that you all have spoiled ties directly with the re-summoning of Ugallu, and it also makes you think of both golem and homunculus like with Kabbalah?

It must have been so much fun to live back when you could spout any needlessly complicated bullshit and be trusted because no one was able to do it correctly and prove that it didn't work.

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There's this much lore behind cute girl and PTSD MS doing cute things?

I was originally going to wait until the show ended to pickup the manga but I don't think I can resist anymore

How does Momo finally fall to the dark side?

Shamicock.

But that happens today too. It's called astronomy.

is this actual Joshua fanart holy shit
my dick
why is Momo such a bully
do not bully the ancient demon hag

Blame Lilith on that one

who do we blame for Joshua being so fucking hot

>make a girl
>call it a boy
Lilith can't keep getting away with this

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Adam and his rib's descendants btfo'd

Why did Momo react like this?

I have no idea but google, yandex, iqdb, and saucenao all returned zero results

>YHWH created you and this perflat for you to populate the Earth with
>Washboard laughs at your peen and went lolnope
>you got to fuck a flesh doll made out of your own fucking rib
>your own rib was about as dense as your bone, went along with the serpent
>you and your rib ate the forbidden fruit, got kicked out of the house

Adam is just pathetic.

Friendzoned

Well, at least angels carried him back into Eden after he died.

Momo is mad that Shamiko didn't introduce her as Shamiko's girlfriend.

>Momo is mad that Shamiko didn't introduce her as Ryo's sister in-law

A lot happened this episode. Is this gonna turn into a battle anime?

yes

Nope. It retains this feel of some serious shit had gone down in the background while being a cgdct.

Nigga just think of Luna from Sailor Moon.

We'll get some power levels next episode. Then it's the training arc after that.

Very nice

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Why not just trail blaze the new genres of cute girls doing cute battles?

Okay, I'm not a newfag by any stretch of the imagination, but what are these epilepsy gifs about?

Some freak thinks it's funny to make them.

Ah. Thanks, user.

he's optimizing his GIF before he crops the duration to the correct frames, which gives the result you see there
it's all automated but he's doing it in the wrong order

You know, this feels like Kemono Friends

Oh? I only know how to make webums, so this sounds kinda weird, but oh well.

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!

She said something about dark clan girls getting drunk on darkness and then becoming monsters, or something along those lines. Its one of the earlier episodes where Momo first came to Shamiko's class and thats the reason she gave of why she came to visit.

Yep.
mind = blown

>new

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It does. It also gave me a strong reminder of Rokujouma as well.

GIF is basically what would happen if a bitmap and a zip file had a baby and then you taught that baby how to be animation
it takes all the colors in the image, organizes them in a palette, and then paints each frame pixel by pixel
now the transparency function can be told to behave in two different ways: replace or superimpose
using superimpose you can reduce filesize by not redrawing parts of the image that don't change color, like the background
he starts out with this, then cuts out the initial frames where the background would be drawn in so it never gets drawn until enough compression artifacts from the video compression pile up and it gets drawn in
also he might shuffle them around or screw up the timings on some of his more fucked up works, but it's pretty obvious how they're made
Yuuko isn't smart or strong enough to be a Kaban-chan, and Momo is too much of a bully to be a Serval

No. the trick is to optimize for difference first and reorder the (optimized) layers second.

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oh are you actually shuffling them you fucking retard

haha, yeah. it's super rad, eh? Eh?

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or any Tatsuki work really
the underlying themes and plot masked by the cute and peaceful surface

>gif explanation
Today I learned...
>Yuuko isn't smart or strong enough to be a Kaban-chan,
Okay, valid point here.
>Momo is too much of a bully to be a Serval
She's not so much a bully as she just likes her and thinks it's cute to tease her a bit.

instead of shuffling, why don't you just crop the first frame off of the optimize by diff GIF
show me your results

No. Shamilator's started Vol 3

Because that's only half the fun. Also I'm not simply shuffling them, I'm carefully reordering them. Huge difference.

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the threads for it don't last very long unless the anime-onlys get confused and start posting in it like it's one of the psuedo-generals that seasonal shows get and we're posting in right now

yeah, the last one didn't last long, but the one before hit the bump limit (where he was finishing vol 2

If you pronounce Dennys like a Japanese person and then said it backwards, that's what you get.

On the other hand, the childlike innocence that you see with Serval mirrors Shamiko more, while Momo's apprehensive outlook is a reminder of Kaban.
I don't want exact carbon copy mirrors. I want to see a duo dynamic that truly click.

Yeah, it's not really a 1:1 character ratio with the shows, it's more of the same type of "feel" that you get when watching the 2 shows.

no, seriously, what is this from
the word you're looking for is "moe"
these shows are "moe"

sunide??

I love Shamiko's seiyuu!

Oh, SO CLOSE!

go and listen to the actual sounds that come out of her mouth, it's sunide

We know, Momo's seiyuu

I don't think it's the contemporary definition of 'moe' as saccharine cuteness, but rather the older sentiment where your heart's overflowing if you will.

yeah it's good shit

Funi can't translate their way out of a box. Pic Related.

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I was a little sad that they didn't just leave the original lines intact. Momo's a cat lover and you get a real feel of it with the 56562 as guruguru nyaa~chan.
Then again, I ain't a pro. I am not even N1 in proficiency.

what did she actually say then?

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I didn't translate it. guruguru is something like roly poly.

I've been a native English speaker for 40+ years and what funi did was insanely stupid and makes no sense. It's like the TLer didn't even realise what was going on.
Go ro Go ro Nyan-chan
5 6 5 6 2
number names for numbers. It's a mnemonic device for remembering the number

she said "goro goro nyaa-chan"
go -> 5
ro(ku) -> 6
ni(ya) -> 2
56562-chan

"goro goro" is an onomatopoeia, either for purring, or for rolling around on the floor

what's shamirins real name again

fuck. I forgot about goddamned Yea Forums spacing
Go = 5
Ro = 6
Nya = 2

fuck, beat me to it. and did a better job explaining.

Ahhh, I get it. Itch, nii, san, chii, go!!!

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Good job, Shamiko! Become a smart demon who can think for yourself!

TSUNAIDE????

Damn. It is Gorogoronyaa-chan. I don't know why I constantly remembered it wrong.

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cute, but to be fair, that's rather difficult to translate. I doubt they got much time to come up with something "creative" that would fit.

It's okay, dude. You literally translated 2 volumes in the matter of 4 or 5 days. You get a free ride for not remembering something.

>who can count to five
Indeed. That's how I got the yellow belt in karate.

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チャック (元名前)

But HOW THE FUCK did they come up with THIS BULLSHIT: ?? This is just stupid.

I DONT UNDERSTAND

Yes, what said. You are the hero we need, but we don't deserve you.

It'll tip the audience off about this not taking place in America. We can't have that.

Oh, thanks, 4kids. I'd forgotten we shouldn't be doing that.

Shamiko and her futa cock

That stint in prison warped her brain forever.

Momo really does have a tail fetish, doesn't she?

Live (5) Chicks (6) Jive (5) Tricks (6) hoo (2). It's clear overlocalization that the subs have been suffering from, but they did try to get creative with it instead of throwing just whatever in.

Wow, that's REEEEEEEEEALY stretching it there.

>it's another episode of chucks and fucks
>but with five and six
holy shit, you anons better apologies right the fuck now

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SPEC OPS Asuka does a good job with this. Magical girls lose limbs and die horribly, etc.

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If I remember correctly I might be wrong, That was Magenta having fun with fakesubs. Like pic related.

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I don't know which is worse.

In this series, a magical girl doesn't really die. Their essence is a crystal core while the ether body could be a human form or an animal form should the magical girl lose too much magical power to retain the human size container. Their soul can become spread out and it becomes hard to pull it all back together.
The ether body is resilient and allows for the magical girls superhuman strength, but wounds are difficult to heal.

I'm a Dr. Pepper man but lately I have also been craving Coca-cola. Has Shamiko also invaded my dreams?

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You lucky ass motherfucker. I hate you I'm so jealous

So it's like soul gems in Meguca, only better.

Imouto want horns too.

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holy shit he actually tried

gonna start praying for a coke craving

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m2t

It took me a couple minutes of thinking on what possessed them to translate it like that, so I'd say it fails on the most basic level just for not being recognizable. Should have scrapped it, but maybe someone was proud of their joke.

I mean, I'm impressed that you actually figured it out, user. I facepalmed so hard when I first saw it I didn't even want to think about it anymore.

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Yeah, Gorogoro nya-chan makes sense if you think of it like numbers. 100% sense.

That does not.

Just phonetically writing go(5)ro(6)go(5)ro(6)nya(2) and maybe a short TL note would have done the trick, but think of the poor children watching this who might be confronted with another culture.

We can't have that! It breaks the immersion!

Hmm.... I wonder....

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>Should have scrapped it
Probably, but the alternative is more translator note than is really desirable. Personally I just shrug and accept it as one of those cases where there's no great way to do it.

If you think of it like numbers and can count in Japanese. A decent translator isn't going to assume everyone in the audience can do that.

I know that, but I'm saying its a poor translation.

In japanese its clear what the joke is, in english it's not.

just pointing out that it's a japanese number mnemonic is enough, I think

Yeah, but repairs are done fast.
Imagine if they infect you with some kind of magical nanobots, which occasionally send a lance of pain at the worst possible time or twitches your nerves. They can't outspeed your repair capabilities, but it still takes time to purge them. Meanwhile the next attack is coming and you have to take the field regardless.

True. War Nurse is amazing.

It's one of those things that's easier done in manga than anime. The actual manga () even wrote out the numbers so that the reader would be sure to get it.

What nose?

That might've been the point?

War COW*

>wanna make some dorks?

Okay, sure. Let's go with that.

Heh, like the other guy said its reminiscent of Madoka.
But that does bring up a thought, so there is apparently a light clan. Are magical girls born? Or are they contracted in?
Is Momo and I assume other magical girls part of the light clan? Or part of the light clan faction? Further to that is the light clan some familial clan or something else?

Ok. So backtrack a bit

Light clan use creatures as navigators to interact with human girls and contract with them. The navigators do fight as well, but does that mean that the light clan usually don't fight the dark clan themselves and they just contract it all out?

Is there any nose hook fanart?
Asking for a friend.

Magical girls are human girls who are contracted by the light clan. Like what's said byTheir body gets converted into an ether construct the moment that they contract with the navigator.

>more translator note than is really desirable
You mean "any" because the average zoomzoom already stuggles not to pause to read normal subs as it is?

light clan means sons and daughters of Adam and every single character in this show with the exception of the navigators, Lilith and possibly Joshua is a member

We know for sure that Lilith's progeny have procreated with normal humans. Lilith having any direct biblical bad blood is unknown for now, but we know that procreation by magic is entirely doable with the dark clan.

Keep in mind that magical girls (Miko of the light clan) can give birth to new lives by magic as well.

The other thing is that members of the dark clan include demons, mythical beasts and fox girls at that.

Okay, yes, we've hit the bump limit, but please don't create another thread until this one's been on p10 for a while.

Yeah that makes sense. The traditional method then.

Isn't that like most of humanity then? So weird. Although I guess that explains why the "war" between both clans is not really much.

I thought the war between Lilith and the angels+Adam was the first serious all-out war.

Created one just to spite you, general shitter.

pic related

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Maybe. There'd be a part of the audience who'd remain confused if the mnemonic wasn't explained, but I guess you just can't please everyone.

There's that.

yeah, but I said "in the show"
is Joshua first-gen magic-baby (or magic babies all the way down) or does he have the blood of Adam?
yeah, that would be ALL of humanity
the dark clan is creatures that inhereted the blood of Lilith but it seems they've mixed a bit over the millenia

>10k kanji
>20k kanji
>30k kanji
The retard who made this graph has no idea how Japanese works

The intermediate hole for Kanji is really when you get close to the 1k mark. you do fine enough for Chinese even when you get to 2k and above.
What will kill your is the idioms.

The amount of kanji you know equals your power level in Japanese.

Shamilator do you plan on translating chapter 27? Thanks for your work so far

sometime today.

today? but it's already tomorrow!

What I meant was, the numbers on that graph should refer to compounds (jukugo), not kanji themselves. Not even the Japanese need to learn more than ~3k kanji in their lifetime to read 99.9% of everything that exists in Japanese. It's the same for the Chinese with ~5k kanji tops.

I know that's you, Kurumi.

Kurumi is a good girl who didnt do nothing

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I've just realized she acts the same way in the torture chamber as Asuka does on the battlefield.

I'm not even a native english speaker and I got this instantly. This translation is completely fine since a direct translation wouldn't work and the joke wasn't ruined.

what do you mean?

She puts on this different voice and basically walls off her emotions like a doctor. Asuka does the same thing when she's killing humans or lopping the limbs off children.

oh yeah that makes sense. On the same note I should probaly rewatch it again

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Is not much if you consider Gakkou Gurashi works around 1 year of suffer. Machikado works around thousands of years suffering.

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Now, that's heartbreaking.

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I want to see Joshua unsealed from his box, even if only briefly

Really? the narrator doesn't sound like a shota though

The story is about a healing process more or less. The battered dark clan eke by a peaceful existence over this fringe town at the Far East, the emotionally drained magical girl finds meaning and warmth. It actually got to me just a little when Lilith really had little in the way of want aside for sightseeing and when Momo said that she just wanted to protect this little corner of the world where Shamiko is at.

he's a sexy old man shota

Does Metako sound like a cat?

There were cat sounds too, so yes.

>the cat showed up at the end of the first episode

And it looks like a pretty big deal being framed like this alongside the 2 main characters.

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