What would you have done in Kyon's situation?

What would you have done in Kyon's situation?

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Rape Haruhi right then and there. Put my penis into all 4 of her orifices one after the other.

In one reality he's stuck doing shit for a girl for the rest of his life. In the other reality he gets Yuki.

There's really only one choice.

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Yuki.

>4

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I thought Yea Forums liked Haruhi?

Not sure but all I know is I got chills down my fucking spine and shed a single manly tear during this scene.

Dumb incel power fantasy

>he doesn't know

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Me? Probably sat the fuck down at my desk. Or asked someone else for help. Or some other variant of "nothing."

What was his name agai- oh wait wrong anime.

negro pls

U-uterus?

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ass, mouth, vag, between tits

two armipits, so 6

Burn Kyoani 9 years earlier right when they refused to make more Haruhi

>vagina
>mouth
>urethra
>anus
>nostril x2
>ear x2
>between breasts
>between thighs
>hand x2
>armpit x2
>elbow pit x2
>knee pit x2
>bum cheeks
>between chin and chest
>feet
>belly button

I found 22, can anyone surpass me?

user, you'd probably fuck a beehive if you weren't allergic.

Remember, if it terrifies you and excites you at the same time, do it.

Become a cute girl

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Are you crazy? Did you still want see more of this shit by them, even after endless 8? Fuck off, mate.

>tfw never watched disappearance because I was waiting for season 3

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>What would you have done
Haruhi, repeatedly

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>crevices and surfaces are now orifices
Embarassing.

Use Yuki as an onahole every day.

Damn, that’s rough. But really, just watch it.

the trick is you close the gap

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2 eye sockets.

The number of holes is indefinite if you have a sharp object and no moral compass.

Pick her up and hold her upside-down.

purge the studio with flames for those fucking god rays

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Perfection

If you don't choose Haruhi you pretty much misunderstood everything about life.

Same

>They unironically don't know that the urethra and vagina are separate
I know you're all virgins but come on now.

raping everyone including koizumi

E8 is great, retard.

this smug cunt
i love her