Where do I get a cute daughter like this?

Where do I get a cute daughter like this?

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Typically you make them by yourself.

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Get hit by a truck and wander around in the woods.

The nearest cesspit.

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you have to have sex with a little girl first

everyone knows that little girls are born from other little girls

Is this really true?

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Won't even fazed by scatplay.

What did he mean by this?

Please don't poop on the poop loli.

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>hit by a truck
wasn't kunai hit by meteors before getting isekai'd

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>doesn't even know how to hold a fork
cute/10

I hold my forks the same way. Are you really using your pointy finger to do the fancy fork thing?

>Are you really using your pointy finger to do the fancy fork thing?
This, holding two forks like chopsticks is more comfortable

Have sex.

>make them by yourself
Is that even legal?

dilate

everything is legal in the isekai world

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India

Never tried to make a daughter, chief, this will be a learning experience!

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>22yo
>she looks 30
WHY?

Because it makes my penis the happy penis.

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It's the water.
Buttslut is 16 and looks like 12. Pooploli is 15 and looks like 8.

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Imagine what she'll look like once she actually hits 30. She'll be Peak Semen Demon. Even more mature and even more ara ara~

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Don't know where people are getting that 15 thing, Aku is canonically 13. Just like the character she's based on.

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Huh, I thought she was based on Rem.

they looked like warheads though

This is truly the best waifu in this series.

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That head and body look shopped.

That's not a girl.

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>waifu
>boy

Scatplay with her would be like regular job roleplaying with other girls.

I want to make babies with her(him).

Feel free to shoop an appropriate Koumei face on the right body, I just mirrored the original Aku.

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You can't make man babies from little boys!

But boys can't get pregnant.

With administrator access you can.

If only I had administrator access to Yukikaze's butt.

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Gotta break your reality, but so far the only daughterus who are cute on anime are the ones who suffered tragedies.
So basically what I'm saying is suffer makes girls cute.
Pic related.

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Find a rural village and set it on fire.

LIES. IT WAS ONLY ONE SHITTY HOUSE.

I love how the dude is trying his best to sell soap.

Making boys this cute should be a crime.

This, look at stuff like headpat simulator.

It's time, Yea Forums. Provide an explanation for this.

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>ONE AND A HALF MONTHS OF NOCRAP

Well, they're not.

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Do she likes It in the pooper?

Why do I get the feeling that this will eventually lead to another Usagi DROPPED