Why is Aqua so useless?
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Juan Sanders
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Grayson Lopez
Just look at her, no healthy heterosexual man would ever find her useful in any way, shape or form
Connor Rogers
i have a useless boner
Levi Nguyen
Jackson Mitchell
Negative INT
Tyler Young
she's got a working womb, she's not useless
Dominic Gutierrez
She's not useless. Aqua is a maxed out builder.
Give her a construction job.
Jason Robinson
She also invented a fucking fridge! A FRIDGE! In a medieval isekai. BUILDER AND INVENTRESS!
Anthony Reed
because she is magically useless wheb it counts
Ian Gutierrez
I can think of a few uses forher fat butt.
Parker Morris
How many times did kazuma masturbated near her when they slept in that barn ?
Kayden Carter
She's a walking AED, she is useful when shit happens
Zachary Miller
I want to make useless kids with her!
Brody Stewart
This is false advert.
Luis Rodriguez
>purifies any semen that gets in
>useless womb
Cooper Young
Semen is pure already user
Jacob Hall
0. He can't get it up for her. Watch the first OVA.
Hudson Barnes
Disregard this, I can't into reading.
Kevin Martin
Muda da
Carter Thompson
Because she is the representation of everyone.
Carter Ramirez
None. He tried, but couldn't get it up.
Jose Allen
Because she is a woman.
Isaiah Williams
>invented
She was in charge of earth, she just fucking copied the stuff humans already came up with
Anthony Thomas
Let's see you build a fridge right now.
Dominic King
Near her is not the same as to her. Aqua said in one of the novels that she didn't look when kazuma was making fapping noises in the barn.
Owen Cooper
Reinvented. There, problem solved.
Jack Murphy
>panties
Who is this slut? Certainly not our goddess Aqua.
Jonathan Cruz
>no panties meme
I wish people stopped with this shit.
Nolan Nelson
Post proof she wears any, then.
Isaiah Thompson
Damegami
Justin Reed
>He can't get it up for her
is he gay ?
Dylan Peterson
No, just a man with taste.
Christopher Wood
Konosuba can't get it up for Aqua because they're basically brother and sister. What do I mean by that? Well, both of them were reborn in this fantasy land together, on the same day, and they came through the same "wormhole" (vagina), so they are brother and sister, specifically twin brother and sister.
Jordan Long
While drunk
Aiden Jackson
Jaxson Thompson
Really makes me think!
Angel Hill
My head canon is more canon than that ova was.
Chase Rivera
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Julian Young
>Incest
>Lolicon
>both Milkers and flat chest
Based and cunnypilled
Lucas Johnson
Her "fridge" is a misunderstanding of fundamental thermodynamics.
Angel Reed
>konosuba totally didn't get it up
riiiiight... he might be gay as shit, but not that gay.
I don't know, it sounded more like slavery to me. Which, quite frankly, isn't any less based.
Chase Baker
How does Aqua's fridge work anyways?
David Green
runs on an alcoholic's hopes and dreams
Alexander White
A little snowball monster in an insulated box. It'll probably melt eventually though.
Jaxon Davis
Her skirt is too long.
Charles Perry
I mean they also came through as like teenagers, that usually doesn't happen
Juan Taylor
>It'll probably melt eventually though.
Not if you take proper care of it, and feed it daily with snows and delicious ices.
Oliver Watson
Aqua simply has the kind of ass that gobbles up any panties into fuctioning as a thong.
Ayden Morgan
imagine having to sniff her butt
Dominic Morris
Retards are unattractive and that's a fact.
Benjamin Gonzalez
yeah haha what a pain
Justin Morales
Haha imagine pretending you really don't want her to force you to do it so she can smugly make you thinking she's punishing you.
Juan Anderson
How does pure water smell like?
Samuel Young
Imagine taking her for a walk
Imagine socializing with neighbors while on the walk
Imagine taking care of her droppings
Imagine letting her out of the collar and leash once you're back home
Imagine drawing a bath for her
Imagine letting her sleep at the foot of the bed once you've bathed her
Imagine how warm your feet feel with her sleeping on them
Imagine
Christian Miller
Imagine all the people
Colton Phillips
Luis Reyes
Imagine taking her for a walk
Imagine walking by another person who is walking their useless goddess
Imagine their useless goddess humping yours, and you shoo them off
Gabriel Campbell
Jace Walker
Colton Morris
Michael Walker
Isaac Stewart
Built for abuse
Andrew Cook
Fat ass. Fat!
Noah Price
LN illustrations
Shimapan.
Parker Young
Dogqua bitchqua
Eli Rivera
>a whole gallon of semen
>buckets if you will
there's only one man that can fulfill this job
Josiah Carter
Henry Howard
Yeah, froggo
Wyatt Morris
Aiden Jackson
If being able to see her beautiful face is being useless, then I'm the most useless man on Earth.
Dominic Reyes
Me after doing 7 days of nofap
Samuel Moore
>Try to cum inside her enough to get her pregnant
>Her insides rupture
A fitting end.
Blake Cox
Aqua is very sexy and funny, who agrees?
Adam Edwards
Finally. A refined gentleman like me.
Samuel Hernandez
Nope.
Matthew Murphy
The collectivity of this whole thread is below Aqua's INT.
Oliver Campbell
Ethan Ross
>aqua
>int
Lmao
Luke Johnson
Why wouldn't this work?
Jordan Lewis
Shut up aqua holy shit.
Aaron Moore
That's kinda hot.
Dominic Morris
Xavier Miller
Because she's female and doesn't know how to sandwich.
Joshua Walker
I want tease/bully aqua to tears then apologise while we have sloppy sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
Zachary Murphy
She can sandwich my head between her thighs.
Jeremiah Hall
I will chop your dick off before you could do spoiler.
Luis Robinson
Good taste.
Baka.
Carson Garcia
I love aqua
Kayden Wood
This. Building an actual fridge is hard. If the fridge stays cold without spending energy to pump heat out, you have an infinite heat sink lower than ambient temperature and you can build a perpetual motion machine from it.
Carson Ramirez
aqua but she must go through the 7 mile spank machine from spongebob
Hudson Nguyen
This is the vanilla Aqua thread now.
Austin Jackson
She also built a mecha out of milk cartons.
Building fridges and mechas is pretty advanced shit to be honest
Eli Jones
She doesn't purify if she doesn't want to, stupid secondary.
She uses Wiz as a daki because she's dead and cold, and doesn't purify her because thinking impure thoughts supresses it.
Same way she can intesify it like when she saved the village from slimefags poison
Jose Morales
>She uses Wiz as a daki because she's dead and cold
brutal
Kevin Anderson
She's also constantly blitzed.
Jaxon Morris
Haha what if you die and Aqua revives you, but only under the condition that you join the Axis cult and worship Aqua every day for the rest of your life Haha
Luke Collins
imagine aqua wanting to use your face as a chair
Bentley Brooks
>thinking impure thoughts while holding Wiz
Relateable
Zachary Cook
I want to get drunk with aqua and cuddle her.
Carter Rodriguez
Why is Aqua so popular on Yea Forums now?
Jayden Young
imagine aqua wanting to use your face as a toilet
Henry Kelly
Imagine scratching Aqua under her chin.
Blake Bailey
How can dicklets even compare
Isaiah Richardson
That would be gross haha like imagine her forcefully siting on your face haha
Asher Morgan
Haha imagine her jiggling her butt as you struggle, burying your nose deep into her butthole.
Austin Collins
Imagine ordering Aqua to play dead to impress guests.
Christopher Carter
I think she would impress them more with her party tricks.
Logan Hill
There comes a point where memes mutate if they have become stale... maybe "bully the aqua" has become "BULLY the aqua through soft head pats".
Josiah Rogers
Imagine lightly teasing Aqua then hugging her and apologising and then kissing.
How cruel amirite?
Asher Young
imagine marrying aqua and making her happy forever as a joke
Jason Sanchez
I'd have to kill you.
Angel Lee
But if you're going to continuously do that forever.. is it still a joke?
Robert Clark
Haha, now imagine doing the same but not as a joke. Haha.
Charles Watson
Alexander Fisher
Imagine fighting her bullies and cheering her up until she smiles.
Gavin Flores
Christopher Rodriguez
Kevin Evans
You sound like a white girl.
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Ian Edwards
You sound useless.
Gavin Cook
imagine confessing to aqua and when she accepts screaming just a prank bro
Jaxson Hall
I just called her chubby and she gave me this look.
I am an evil mastermind.
Jack Allen
Enter...
Ian Price
The chemistry between Aqua and Kazuma is so much better than the chemistry between Megumin and Kazuma, yet that's where the novel is going. Do Nip authors lack any sort of understanding of human relationships?
Aaron Wood
Takamitsu san is the artist, now lets keep talking about the best and sexiest goddess, Aqua.
Easton Lewis
Actually read the mango retard newfags like anons has pointed out.
Alright I'll spoon feed you faggots Aqua put at spell on her panties to make them invisible so pervs wouldn't peep up her skirt and see them.
Connor Flores
hahaha imagine unironically doing this but for Yunyun instead.
Michael Nguyen
Imagine confessing to aqua and then when she accepts screaming just a prank bro, then when she calms down giving her a peck and apologising.
Jacob Martin
I bet you're that guy that tells the worst hokes ever and everyone just pretends they didn't hear what you said to not make you feel bad.
Landon Ross
Carter Howard
Chadzuma.
David Gonzalez
This isn't the Darkness thread.
David Reyes
Imagine bullying her until she kills herself.
Lincoln Thompson
You mean all anons?
Luke King
Alright, if Aqua is such a perfect goddess surely she'd be able to handle the simple task of brewing a cup of tea right? Sure would be funny having a divine being to fuck that up out of incompetence.
Mason Hernandez
Well done you can read.
Jaxon Thomas
My penis in aqua's butthole
Hunter Taylor
>this thread
yikes!
Connor Morales
Kazuma might just be the polar opposite of a chad
Thomas Collins
>mfw I actually tried this with my 3ds
Caleb Clark
Levi Walker
Nah, I'm genuinely funny.
Nicholas Williams
Aqua doesn't do it out of incompetence. She does it out of malice. She makes tea for Megumin and Lalatina just fine, but purifies it as she pours it for Kazuma.
Nathan Baker
Dawg, y'all!
Jason White
Alright you win Yea Forums. I'll spank one out to Aqua later today.
James Young
I guess being best girl make up for the rest
Ethan Nguyen
WTF that's messed up man.
Blake Lee
Eww you sicko. Aqua is for kissing and cuddling.
Camden Sanders
Imagine...now bear with guys...imagine..
Imagine not bullying Aqua.
Imagine being nice to Aqua and having a loving relationship with her.
Imagine having lovey-dovey sex in the missionary position with her.
Imagine raising a family with her.
Imagine having a sweet healthy marriage with her until you die.
W-would be hilarious amirite?
Connor King
Yeah, I'd like to do the same, but there aren't nearly enough pic of her butt here.
Joseph Barnes
Gross. She’s for abusing
Bentley Lee
>Yea Forums
>funny
pick one.
Jose Fisher
Dude, my sides are in orbit right now
Ryder Thompson
I think FF suits her better
Justin Ross
Why do you weak basedboys think that sex not in missionary can't be loving? I'd argue that prone bone while hugging with faces facing each other is a lot more intimate.
Benjamin Garcia
Nah. She deserves bullying and abuse for brong useless.
Connor Walker
Haha, yes, hilarious, haha...
Robert Perry
I actually find this shithole pretty funny. It's the only reason I keep coming back. I don't know anyone capable of the impromptu tirades I often see in here.
Michael Fisher
Michael Baker
I remember when Yea Forums was the only thing that could make me laugh.
Now it's nothing
Carson Thomas
Now it all makes sense.
Gavin Jackson
Too bad cum will be purified to water the instant it touches her.
John Robinson
>Why do you weak basedboys think that sex not in missionary can't be loving?
>implying sex in the missionary for the purpose of procreation isn't the most unholy vile wicked act one could do with another person
Michael Jones
I mean, as acts go that's rather benign.
Juan Ortiz
Wrong. Yea Forums was always shit.
It will always be shit.
It is shit. SHIT!
Ryan Lopez
just as useless as this goddess
Gabriel Gray
>She uses Wiz as a daki because she's dead and cold
Eli Adams
You know the truth, deep within yourself.
Isaac Hill
I laughed at his joke desu
Jace Murphy
All shitposting aside, Aqua has always been the most suitable partner for Kazuma. They just work so well.
The others don't quite click the same way with Kazuma. Kazuma's bullying and Aqua's patheticness just works so well. It's the only way the novel should end. It's just meant to be.
Noah Adams
Yeah, and it's telling me "why am I wasting my time on here every day".
Elijah Allen
>Do Nip authors lack any sort of understanding of human relationships?
Blame editor-kun as usual. They did a popularity poll and decided that Konosuba should be a romance novel, and disregard everything else.
Anyone other than Megumin and Kazuma are irrelevant now, even the original plot. It's a fucking shame.
Hunter Cook
No but they often cuck to fans or go the other direction and make a crack ship canonical in order to piss off shippers.
Jose Phillips
What was the original plot?
Carson Nelson
Joseph Smith
Mindbreaking and raping the aqua is true love.
Wyatt Rogers
Needs more goblin rape
Aaron Bailey
to kill the demon king
Leo Baker
Not canon. Kazuma never breaks her wine, he drinks it. He values good wine, like she does.
Oliver Jenkins
Isn't the answer obvious?
Ice is stronger than water!
Samuel Gutierrez
Holy absolutely based.
Carson Collins
that's not canon fucking retarded redditor.
In the manga she has panties, only in the anime she has nopant implied.
Fucking stupid redditor, that shit headcanon comes from parroting and repeating the same meme. In the light novel she has panties
Kayden Price
wew
Luke Green
imagine aqua getting quints
Robert Brown
Isaac Cook
WHAT AM I GUESSING? THE FACT THAT YOU STILL HAVE NO 9S?
Ayden Jones
I'd still do her. Praise Aqua. In good times, as well as in bad times.
Luke Hall
deleted because mod big gay
Christopher Hill
>have to put cold stuff in it for it to work
>"""fridge"""
Lucas Peterson
Daily reminder that you don't get to be fat like this by being useless. The fat is a sign of wealth and power. Praise Aqua.
Jaxon Cooper
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
Jaxon James
mods = niggers
but she's not merely fat, she's obese
Jose Lee
That doesn't even mean anything in the context of Konosuba.
Samuel Foster
>this was the one post in all those posts that wasn't deleted
>the post is full of flaming and retardation
Sasuga
Juan Nelson
>make a follow-up thread about the Touhou anime
>it also gets deleted
>make a thread about Touhou anime on /jp/
>it also gets deleted
Where the hell are we supposed to discuss the Touhou fan animations then? /bant/?
Landon Wood
Aqua is actually very useful, however she also comes with terrible liabilities. Basically she’s a legendary cursed item.
Samuel Barnes
Useless god is best god
Landon Davis
/trash/
Chase Lee
Don't worry, man. We're all gonna meet Aqua in the afterlife while the sinners will go straight to Hell where they'll meet Erin and her stuffed bra.
Isaiah Bennett
Imagine saving pictures of a canon landwhale. Eww
John Brooks
Feed us Kazuma
Parker Turner
Screw you
William Nelson
God I wish that were me
Kayden Brooks
>Not fucking megumin when having the chance
>Not gay
I dont believe you
Elijah Rogers
I just made a thread on /jp/ about it: We'll see if it gets deleted or not. If it does, then there's no official place outside of the off-topic boards that we are allowed to discuss the Touhou fan animations.
Zachary Rivera
Why are mods so based?
Thanks for saving this aqua thread from those subhumans.
Hudson Davis
>scriptkiddie ruins gets for the entire website by stealing them all
>mods get sick of his shit
>this is a problem somehow
Luis Martin
Angel Gomez
it does work, she uses her giant brapper as a jet engine and is just bracing herself against the truck
Josiah Ortiz
You don't know what a scriptkiddie is, do you?
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THIS was the scriptkiddie. The Cirnoposter literally saved Yea Forums from another garbage scriptGET with two based baka GETs. If you weren't a newfag from Reddit who came to Yea Forums in 2018, you'd understand how ingrained Cirno is with Yea Forums culture.
Retards calling Cirno a script show just how far Yea Forums has fallen.
Sebastian Phillips
Liam Kelly
>/jp/shitposting is Yea Forums culture
Not in 4channel anymore and I'm glad.
Samuel Torres
Are you literally retarded?
Tyler Jackson
Cirnoposting has been on Yea Forums since 2006, maybe even before. Some dumb newfags who whine "script script script" at everything they don't understand isn't going to change that.
Joseph Reed
Keep crying bitch nigga.
James Jenkins
>scriptfag killed an even more cancerous scriptnigger
>this suddenly makes him doing it forever ok
Hudson Hill
>are you literally retarded?
>yes i am nothin u can do about it keep crying :^)
k
Wyatt Evans
American Cirno trying to get the fishie
Logan Rivera
Hold am I on /ban/?
Adam Gutierrez
Rance is up the challenge
Benjamin Scott
>Why isn't shitposting allowed in Yea Forums? Bwaaa
Matthew Scott
Yikes
Good for the both of you, I guess
Nathaniel Fisher
191999999 was just a normal thread asking about a Touhou anime. Touhou isn't allowed on Yea Forums in any shape or form.
Hunter Butler
Because it's against the rules. That's simple.
Dominic Rivera
>KoG was deleted
>obese wasn't
mods are the big gay
Gabriel Gonzalez
Continue.
Joseph Anderson
user... you've been tricked!
Bentley Morgan
Jacob King
But why?
Anthony Morales
>all this shit about just beating aqua up
Plebians. A true sadist would bully the ever loving shit out of her in a myraid of different ways. From subtle verbal abuse, to putting her in dangerous situations then cast lurk and leave (but still watch nearby), to more complex bullying like shortening her skirt by a fraction of an inch every day while she sleeps and waiting to see how long it takes her to notice. And then when she's a sobbing mess on the floor you suddenly be really nice to her and cuddle while saying how cute she is.
The ultimate form of expression! That is what true sadism is!
Leo Lewis
In Konasuba you get XP by eating. Believe it or not these are the characters at their absolute strongest.
Jackson Cox
>*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
>heheheh... explosion...
Adam Long
Gonna need some more of these bro
Daniel Morgan
Based Neuro
Carter Turner
Wiz is better.
Michael Martinez
Is Aqua dumb or smart?
Jace Kelly
yes
Jason Ward
An ant would call you dumb for not scrambling to pick up a cookie crumb that fell into the dirt.
Elijah Scott
> Why is Aqua so useless?
Because you're a faggot.
Thomas Parker
>Why is Aqua so useless?
I see what you did there, fellow Aquafag.
Thomas Stewart
And this is one of those occasions I wish I had a 3DS FUCK
Jacob Ramirez
Underrated gem.
Wyatt Ortiz
A true sadist would hug her from behind without consent.
Kayden Bailey
I like the way you think fellow S bro
Thomas Thomas
A true debiru mastermind.
I would also serve her a hot chocolate that is luke warm.
Josiah Jenkins
I love Aqua's ass so much.
Jackson Cruz
Praise Aqua and her great ass.
Cameron Moore
Kirito can do that and more.
Joshua Jenkins
Based.
Owen Ross
got me
Adam Campbell
...
Jose Lewis
I like the Stomping Grounds one better.
Connor Lopez
DARKNESS IS FOR BULLYING, RAPE-PLAY AND IMPREGNATION-ABANDONMENT PLAY (a play which continues until one of us is dead)
AQUA IS FOR THE SAME THINGS, ONLY SHE ENJOYS THEM LESS SO IT'S MORE ENJOYABLE FOR YOU
Megumin is a pet, and for laughing at her feeble attempts to seduce you with explosions and her flat chest.
Jace Hernandez
Jaxon Nelson
Konosuba quite possibly has a "create semen" spell that basically gives you as much cum as you have mana. If the spell does not exist, it can be created, something Megumin could probably help you with given the extent of her education. If you started chanting "create semen" rapidly the moment you orgasm, you could potentially create a steady stream of semen. Semen is mostly water, and "create water" seems to have pretty mild mana requirements, so creating gallons of cum should be possibly for even a basic magician. Assuming you are capable of pushing 20mL/second, possibly higher if you used a magic spell to make your cock bigger, a one minute orgasm would fill Aqua with one liter of cum. The problem I feel would be maintaning conciousness as your dick throbs with an immeasurable pleasure that your brain is only equipped to handle for a couple seconds at most. Once Aqua's belly is bulging and the stream coming out of her slit is just as fast as the stream going in, you've maxed out your chances of impregnation and can take a rest. If Aqua purifies all of your lovejuices before it can fertilize her eggs, you'll just have to keep training, and see if her internal cavities become more elastic with time.
Samuel Carter
Because your feet are pushing back on the truck at the same time as you're pushing forward on it so it just cancels out and does nothing.
Elijah Morales
Suboptimal=/=useless
She is still a high level cleric even if ,a good portion of her SP is tossed into what basically amounts to cosmetic spells.
She serves as a massive Mana battery for Kazuma to draw from, if nothing else.
Ayden Scott
Brayden Martinez
>mfw they still haven't figured out how to a simple fridge
Jaxon Russell
>Semen is mostly water, and "create water" seems to have pretty mild mana requirements, so creating gallons of cum should be possibly for even a basic magician
Semen has a much higher information content than water, though, surely that makes a difference
Evan Morris
Disgusting, why would anyone want to see something THIS depraved?
Camden Garcia
So how come the maskfag was allowed back but the knight and the cool slime guy had to die?
Samuel Roberts
I'm pretty sure that Aqua haters have small penises. 99% sure actually.
Ayden Mitchell
luv aqua
luv megumin
luv darkness
simple as
Leo Taylor
>99% sure actually.
How are you so sure? Wanna have a look at mine?
Oliver Ramirez
>the maskfag
he should be main cast and replace the midget. and take in wiz too, as a bonus. for free.
Josiah Baker
I want to bite Aqua's puffy and perky nipples
Benjamin James
Aqua is for best boy!~
Ryder Wright
I can't wait for the singularity just so I can experience this.
Logan Butler
Adrian Carter
Aqua would be hotter if she actually had visible lips like in OP.
Landon Rivera
Aqua purifies all water she touches
The human body is mostly water
Excessive contact with aqua would purify the water in the body leading to hypo-salinity and hypo-mineralization.
Aqua can fucking kill anyone in a horrific fashion by touching them.
Wyatt Torres
Andrew Cooper
James Cox
Charles Diaz
Gabriel Cox
Caleb Murphy
Hudson Moore
Benjamin Edwards
Gavin Gonzalez
Landon Smith
But aren't girls the cutest when they're almost retarded?
Brayden Morales
David Miller
She can’t do it very quickly, plus I doubt she is aware that she could do that.
Landon Gray
>sunny
She really brightens up my day.
Kevin Cox
Aqua haters are victims of child abuse.
Parker Rodriguez
Based. They're all great in their own way, but Aqua is the best.
Aiden Nelson
Is that from the series with hero that's too serious? Google's not giving me anything
Isaac Price
Is this show any good?
Nicholas Cooper
nonsenseible chuckle
Dominic Bailey
Brandon Rogers
Look at all that useless sexiness.
Carter Garcia
Read the LN you filthy secondary
Juan Reed
>reading animes
Landon Morales
Wyatt Ramirez
Her immense sexiness.
Elijah Garcia
Have you never watched an anime before? If they were brother and sister, they definitely wouldn't have been leaving room for jesus
Lincoln Baker
Eris _______ her chest
Brandon Harris
She's a goddess. What exactly do you expect her to be useful for?
Andrew Watson
gives me paizuri with
Cooper Brooks
>he doesn't even know who The Great Emperor Zell is
Heresy.
William Watson
cums from
Owen Ward
milks!
Ethan Wright
based
Carter Morgan
>The Hero is Overpowered but Overly Cautious
Julian Martin
fairly