Why does Yea Forums hate yuri so much?

Why does Yea Forums hate yuri so much?

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Yea Forums hates yuri for the same reason Yea Forums hates yaoi and fujoshit.
pandering does not substitute good writing, for obvious reasons.

>implying

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Did ACK returned or something?

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because it's gay

I think ACK either died or got thrown in the looney bin.

I like yuri
I hate yuribait shows that have no substance aside from yuribait but go nowhere with it anyway

Is that a MOTHERFUCKING NIPPLE???

I just checked the archive. He's alive and well at the Symphogear threads
Shame I was told he died on July 10

Sandwiches are supposed to have meat inside them, not more slices of bread.

That's surprising, so he just give up on the Gridman threads, then?

>food analogy

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jealousy

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/thread.

I just searched "ack" and he's there, on the Gridman thread yesterday.
Man, this guy's been at it for 6 years now. Someone should put him to rest

Yea Forums doesn't hate yuri. Yea Forums hates obnoxious /u/ fags

uhhh no

We are so bombarded with lgbt shit that it has become quite tiresome.

This

isn't it a copycat?

At this point I feel that /u/ just dumps their trash into Yea Forums and feigns ignorance.

*Zooms in*
It is!

This, after years of women treating men like shit for liking anime you have dykes acting even more perverted than men

Nah, definitely not. He still posts that handwritten rants over that mod who bans him and the tripfag who trolls him. Both of which left the site long ago

Girls like carbs and men are on keto.

The /pol/ cancer has metastasized and people are now projecting real life western faggotry onto anime.

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He's still in the Gridman threads for sure. It's one thing to spam reply to every post, but no one can replicate exactly his autistic schizo posting style.

I think it's really boring
/u/tards are also fucking cancer and should stay in their containment zone

it's not fair, a nipple in the op is fine as long as it's a cake, minewhile a loli in pantsu gets deleted!

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Boys pretending to be lesbos are not dikes, user.

once he gets a 10 week combo then I can disregard the copycat labeling

the idea of a woman not at all needing nor wanting the approval of men goes against the neo-gender tradtard brainwashing they were raised on. that a woman can go her entire life without ever doing a man sexual favors destroys the foundations of the lies they believe where even the shittiest man is still inherently more worthwhile than the most valuable women

/u/ does the same thing, look at all the western shit there.

and nothing of value was lost

But lesbians are ugly women trying to convince the hot ones to join. I never saw something as unhappy as a lesbian

Yea Forums sure has changed

I dont cave about yuri
I hate yuribaited yuriniggers
Mostly yuriniggers

purity fags are far worse, as are ntr/ cheating ones. like the guy who tried to pass of cheating as wholesome yesterday. fuck you, honestly.

No one cares, you will never be a woman

I can almost see your blue hair and fat rolls

Purityfags and NTRfags are based and filter the normiefags

So het pandering is a-ok?

purityfags and yurifags are pretty much the same species.

they can't self insert to desperately try and get their dick wet

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>natural biological urges of women are the result of brainwashing
Only a small minority of women are actually gay.

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You mean the average romance story?

Yea Forums doesn't hate yuri, it hates yurifags

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faggots jealous that lesbianism is less disruptive and more acceptable to society

>I never saw something as unhappy as a lesbian
Unironically this.

No one self inserts to try to get their "dick wet". That doesn't even make sense

Standard romance is pandering too, you know.

>catering to the 97%
>pandering

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Society wouldn't exist without men and women mating

No they're equal to fags if not worse.

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>muh patriarchy
>muh gender roles
Human biology is not a social construct.

Are /u/fags actually this mentally ill or is it all a big ruse

I hate Yuragi-sou.

Based

This. You know it's bad when even the fags and fujoshits from /y/ are more likable

>2000 hours in paint

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>tried to pass of cheating as wholesome
Progressivist degenerates always try to pretend being a cuck is normal.

They're actually worse, could you imagine the parenting from lesbians?

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I think you can have a romance without overt pandering

>het
salty faggot detected

Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

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>its not pandering if I rape my mom first

fpbp

Old pasta is old

the most based thing in this thread

/u/ is a porn board. I meant this kind of shit anyway
This shit needs to go back.

Your logic means that any isekai is not pandering just because they all appeal to the lowest common denominator.

So which side are you on anons?

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because its fanservice the show and often times real lesbians are mean as fuck.

it's sexist

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>Lesbian here.
Stopped reading there.
Only fat uggos are true lesbians and it's because they develop hatred of men who wouldn't fuck them and for more attractive women. So they try to ruin men's fun and sucker women into sharing their miserable lifestyle. Normalfag women say they're bi or go through a dyke phase for attention but as soon as they get a good dicking they change their tune real quick.

My post about /u/tard's mental illness has nothing to do with the west you dumb /u/tard

>doesn't recognise the pasta
How new

That's probably because they seem to stick to shounenshit generals and who gives a fuck if they get shit up. /u/ fags just shit wherever they feel like it.

On the other hand, it is perfectly understandable why men would want to fuck a twink. It's an innate biological drive that no society could stay away from.

>doesn't recognize the counter pasta

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>doesn't recognize the counter-counter pasta

yeh nah m8 ur a poofter

>het pandering
You mean the romance genre? Something tons of men and women are normally interested in and don't need to be baited into buying?

much of what you think is biology has been scientifically verified to be just a nocebo affect

Yuuna-san is het pandering.

It's a vocal minority of retards.

All normal people like yuri.

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/u/fags are as obnoxious as Yea Forumsermin and /pol/tards. kill them all.

>h-hetfag is mad!!

fucking die

I was severely baited by Oreimo.

Stop drinking from the well of Jewish lies.
Homosexuality does nothing but spread sickness of the mind and body and rot a nation from within.

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Keep living in your bubble, just don't freak out when it violently bursts

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Because yurifags are obnoxious shitposters

>Used to be a hardcore anti-yurifag
>Read hentai2read.com/eve_no_sekai/1/2/
>Literally get mind/dickbroken into being a yurifag, go on a binge reading yuri manga and watching yuri anime, wondering why the fuck I never read them in the first place, heart beating fast the entire time

The Y chromosone is dying, this is a fact. I can only hope there's an afterlife so I can look on from the heavens and weep as I bear witness to a perfect world of girls loving girls. Even better if there's reincarnation and I'm reborn as a cute girl.
Just know that if you're an anti-yurifag, you really need to get some taste. All women love yuri. Most men, even as dumb as we are, love yuri. You are a minority. You're completely alien to the human race and are quickly dying out as society becomes more and more advanced and of course naturally more feminized.
Grow up.

>scientifically verified
Source: My gender studies degree from professor Horowitz's class.

Literally all I want is to live a quiet peaceful life with my sexbot, why must they take it from me? I don't want to bother or hurt anybody

>Love Live, Symphogear, Madoka, Strike Witches, GuP, Manaria, Touhou

Yeah dude people hate yuri. Next you will tell me women don't like fujobait.

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Is this the /pol/ containment thread?

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Yuri porn is too boring for me. Foreplay is boring. If there's no penetration, what's the fucking point?

futa's where it's at.

>Otakus who BD's are normal people

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You're arguing with a stale copypasta
Yurifaggots are so creatively bankrupt they spam threads with the same shit for literal years.

Because women have such low market value that drawings and hunks of plastic are serious competition for them now.

Futa on girl is hot. Especially if it has a dick growth tag

I do that see how that has to do with yuri unless you wanted to get two of them and make them gay

Only like 2 of those are yurishit and at least 1 of them sold only because of the codes

THOUGHT CRIME DETECTED
SHUT IT DOWN

Women are meant to experience the joy of being cummed inside. Everything else is just masturbation.

This.
As long as it has a good story. Like Tamako. If the love story is as shitty as nurutu the author deserve to be Kyoani'ed.

I feel burned by Oreimo still.

Otaku like cute girls. And no one should ever use Manaria in an argument considering only gachacucks bought the BDs

Otaku do like cute boys, and yes it's gay.

I forgave that one because it made a lot of normalfags mad because of incest. Still waiting for Dutchfag to vid himself getting torched.

I don't mind yuri when it's just a frame to hang fanservice on in a world with no men. As long as they don't actually dyke out, that type of fanservice is aimed at straight men anyway.
Queers who think fetishism in anime is some kind of LGBT statement and have panels at cons for "LGBT anime" like Sailor Moon, those are the types of people who destroy fandoms.

This

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>that type of fanservice is aimed at straight men anyway.
Oof, I'm sorry to tell you this user, but you're a tranny

balls are not touching.

>best romance anime of the decade is yuri

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>dude u gay
>no u
>best romance anime of the decade
Yurifags everyone

Based.

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i don't hate yuri
i hate /u/fags
they are the absolute worst
>shit on series just because they have male characters

A good romance chemistry is impossible without a male and female lead balancing out each other out.
A good male lead is as instrumential for a well-writen romance as a girl.
Any form of homosexual romance means this balance is broken. Yurishit usually means one of the girls is forced to behave as a castrated pseudo-male. BL trash usually means one of the guys is forced to adopt feminine traits. Both feel unnatural and gross as all shit, reeking of pandering to an extremely niche auditory you really wouldn't want to hang out with in real life.

Who is yuri even aimed at? A male equivalent of fujoushi?

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What's with the hate on yuri?
It's gay, but you're not supposed to self-insert into them. You're supposed to jerk off to two girls making out with eachother.
There is no reason as to why you need a dick in the equation, unless you can only jerk off to stuff you can self-insert into.

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I have a creampie and impregnation fetish

>It's gay, but you're not supposed to self-insert into them.
You're not supposed to self-insert into any decent romance. If anything, it's yuri that is designed to pander to specific small auditory.

>You're not supposed to self-insert into any decent romance
Are you implying people don't self-insert into the male when watching porn?
>designed to pander to specific small auditory.
What does that have to do with anything?

Futa on female is the best form of yuri.

This pic is so gross.

Seems most people are saying it's the fans of yuri that are detestable, not the genre itself.

>mods delete the OP image
>not the entire thread
I swear they are fucking yurifags themselves

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I am more of a futa-on-shotaCHAD

dickgirls are gay

>he hasn't done the math

Meanwhile sakurafish is forever banished off the board.

WRONG, porn involving intercourse between a male and a female equate to 50% gayness.
The male 100% for being masculine (hip-to-shoulders, facial structure, etc.) and having a penis.
The female 0% for being feminine and having a vagina.

Take Futanari porn now:
The futa has 33%-50% gayness to her, since she has a penis, but also a vagina, as well as feminine features.
The female in Futanari porn once again has 0% gayness.

If you jerk off to normal porn, you are gayER than people jerking off to Futanari porn.
Hope you'll come out of the closet, soon.

Like various other things you currently see on Yea Forums (Dragon Ball Z, Shonen manga in general, funposting), it was all good and fine in very serious moderation until the Mexicans came in and ruined it.
Seriously, 90% of the /u/niggers here are beaners and they'll fully admit to it.

DELETE THIS POST OR THE CARTEL WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI YOU DAMN FOOL!!

Because it's been infested with Yea Forums and /pol/ scum that have some sort of social crusade against anything that makes them uncomfortable and doesn't cater to them directly. If Yea Forums was stronger they would have been put in their place and scrubbed out, but Yea Forums grew weak and allowed them to fester and turn here into Yea Forums for Chinese cartoons. And now they think they belong here because they gathered enough to circlejerk with near impunity. The anti-yurifags are more obnoxious and preachy than the yurifags are.

Except that the "average romance story" for anime/manga follows this format :

>average highschooler
>he may or may not have OP powers
>girls throw themselves at him for no realistic reason
>he spends most of the series ignoring the girls, but they never get tired of this and remain madly in love with him forever
>more and more girls keep showing up, rinse and repeat

Go look at the most recent 10 translated romance manga on your average manga site...chances are that most or all will fit the above format. About the only difference would be when the author stops introducing new girls.

Its still a fucking shit story written to pander to a certain audience. The MC always wants to make you punch his face in and the girls always behave like stalker robots that have no thoughts in their head besides the MC's cock.

Whatever mental gymnastics you have to perform to convince yourself you're not gay.

This place really has gone downhill in the last few years.

I just beat you with FACTS and LOGIC.
You have nothing to offer, kid.

/u/ scum

Yea i never understood why heterosexuals would be interested in most het porn.

I mean, let's say you are a heterosexual, what you want is to look at the opposite sex right? A het guy doesn't pick up a gay porn mag to look at penises. He looks at hot girls.

But its pretty much unavoidable to look at a penis in het porn, most of the time the camera or the artist just focuses on the penis and its just...super weird. I cant imagine a het guy getting off when the camera or artist focuses on a penis at all.

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cheers mayte en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

cope
Enjoy your chicks with dicks homo.

It's disgusting in live action porn to see dude's dicks and assholes. However in 2D, drawing a big veiny cock is all part of the craft, it's an extension of your own dick.

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thanks

>Why does Yea Forums hate yuri so much
Yea Forums here, no I don't.

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/u/ and /y/ are a disease.

Cause the most CRINGE and UGLIEST mother fuckers you will ever meet like Yuri. They need the rope. They do nothing but pollute our board with their stank

I only like Yuri for fapping I get bored when in watching or reading a whole series about it. That said yurifags are cancer

This but unironically

Fear

>/y/
cringe
>/u/
based

I agree with this user. No reason to take Yuri shit seriously unless you're masturbating

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Because Yea Forums is gay now and doesn't like anime girls only anime men.

Cream Lemon is a masterpiece. She ends up getting the d later anyway.

Ohayou! Yea Forums here, ignore my retarded otouto

S2 confirnation when?

Hey there, ignore this baka

Yea Forums likes girls alone or with men.

What are you on about? Yea Forums are purityfags over little girls. We don't want them to get corrupted by sex. Certainly not gay sex. Protect lolis not lewd them.

People that would fuck sexbots aren't gonna fuck real women anyway so let me have my fun.

I'd be fine with folk enjoy yuri if not for the fact that certain yurifags are complete kill joys and derail threads because they have a singular fetish for lesbians and they take it too far then scream about hetfags when people point out how extremely obsessed they are

That's the reality of it but in their fantasy it makes you even more of a rapist. So they take our toys away. Hell we're not even to the sexbot part yet and they're already seething over anime titties.

You have the most stereotypical ill-informed impression of what the average romance manga actually is yurifag. The average romance manga is typically in the shojo demographic so average highschooler with OP shonen powers is already out of the question. On top of that you're just focusing exclusively on harem manga and assuming every other kind of romance manga must follow that mould. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Just a typical gay getting furious over normal human sexuality.

What's your favorite yuri?

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actually if you look at the most recently translated romance manga on any manga site...it is very accurate.

There's also the shoujo isekai genre which is almost entirely "hurr otome villainess" and "wacky hjinks as the MC tries to avoid the bad end" i guess.

But most of the translated "romance" manga is still the isekai OP highschooler shit.

The "normal" romance manga you are thinking of gets no/few translations in comparison. I honestly can't think of a single one that got a translation update for the past month, and I check sites daily.

The kind where the gal-o guys show up and teach then that they weren't lesbians after all.

I don't follow that. I don't look at some dick in h-manga and go "wow thats my dick!". I just go "i didnt ask for this".

I didn't have a problem with yuri shows in the past but years of yurifags bringing in their shit in every romance story or trying to make every female friendship about yuri in a very annoying way made me avoid yuri now.

>het
If this post is unironic, i'd say it's pretty funny that the most loud, obnoxious and obvious faggots like yourself are completely clueless about sex and sexuality in general. Beyond screaming autistically to the world how much of a flamboyant cocksucker you are of course.

Pretty much the same experience I've had. But even now those obnoxious fags go around acting like victims when they routinely derail threads and try to force discussion of their headcanons whenever they get a hint of yuri even if it's mostly non-existent or just bait.

Said like a true faggot

Yikes

But it's okay to IMAGINE

Only if the futa forces the shota to crossdress.

sasameki koto
don't @ me

You know nothing flaming cocksucker

Is this a pasta, trolling or just autism? I don't believe someone can be this detached from reality, even by Yea Forums standards.

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I hate yuri because when they're poorly written in my het romances, all they do is try to NTR the MC. I hate yuri via proxy because I hate /u/fags who basically imply that friendship between women is impossible. They either want to fuck or they don't exist on the same plane of existence. /u/fags and fujoshits are shallow individuals.

There's almost no quality yuri
And i don't even know why im saying almost

Pasta, there's a few of them in this thread, they are always cringeworthy as shit

Its not yuri, its the people who are obsessed with it that are absolutely insufferable.

Because it's tranny bait, and responsible for turning so many people into trannies.

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>reading dungeon meshi
>it's fun as fuck and devoid of romance
>enter the Yea Forums threads
>some obnoxious yurifaggot pushing his ship, insisting that author is a lesbian and screeching at everyone else

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>who basically imply that friendship between women is impossible
It is though

Ever met EH niggers on snk ?

>reading SNK
Here's your problem.
A normalfag series will attract all the braindead idiots.
More niche series usually attract yurifaggots or fujos.

>Why does Yea Forums hate yuri so much?

Because a/ is full of incel who wants that all the girls should fuck their self insert . They gets mad when a lesbian girl appears, they know she's not going to fuck their self insert beta cuck also a threat to his harem by stealing their girl that's why they are afraid of lesbians
All the rage quit and suffering just for his incel mind can't take no

All this bullshit is just a ultimate form of cuckoldry. He gets pleasure from some random dude fucking his waifu
His waifu should be straight only to get railed by some random stranger THIS MAKES HIS DICK DOKI DOKI

>these seething replies
Based truthanon

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>More niche series usually attract yurifaggots or fujos.

Oh yeah there's literally no fujos in niche series like snk

i sense major projection from this post

>m-muh projection
cope harder

I said SNK attracts all the braindead idiots.
Learn to read.

snk threads are a tumblr and reddit colony so it's not surprising that they're full of retarded shippers, fujos and yurifags

Lmao spotted the fat fucking stinky virgin. Masturbate to Yuri and move on. No since it taking any gay shit seriously outside of hentai unless your brain damaged faggot.

It's also the only good yuri romance. All the other good yuri anime are all comedies.

>non-yurifags (can’t call them any other term because they’re so sensitive) go on about how yurifags ruin every single threads they’re in and cause so many headaches
>Granbelm, Symphogear, Re:Stage, Sounan Desu Ka threads this season have yurifags and non-yurifags talking about yuri/wanting to fuck the girls with minimal shitposting (despite none of them being 100% confirmed yuri)
>Say nothing against posters that use pepe/wojack memes against yurifags because they turn a blind eye to cancer when it suits them
This thread and most of the posters (both yurifag and not) are low-quality garbage, but it’s clearly not representative of the rest of the threads on Yea Forums.

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BASED