Dragon maid desu?

What would /a do if they had their own personal dragon maid (and friends)?

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id serve lots and lots of creampies to everyone

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fuck her

If it's as horny as or the Aztec former goddess? Fuck her every day.

shove her head in the toilet and give her a swirly

mean and rude

Raw horn-pulling doggystyle five times a day.

but user she poops from there

I'd rather have a chon.

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send out all the maids for shopping while I play house with Kanna

Would try to live the comfy life. But I would need to work a fuckload to feed everyone I guess.

season 2 when

Go bankrupt, probably

Why is this the only thing Yea Forums can think of?

What else is there to think about?

no one can defeat the cunny

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Make them cook and do chores and compensate them with some money and a place to live. Ideally I'd be their friend too and gently walk them home from work now and then.

2022, maybe?

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i am so glad this will never get a season 2

Half of them don't need to eat

Ame ame ame

Ask JC Staff's representatives.

>he's still going

Do I get to be Kobayashi?

Well it's slightly less hard. I guess they would help with housework too, maybe we can garden together.

Cute adventures and hand holding.

I miss the cute adventures

This

Slowly drive them out of my life with the same self-destructive and defeatist behavior that’s caused me to push away family and some of my oldest friends while I’m spiraling into an early alcoholic grave.

Cheer up, user

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Have sex with the sole purpose of Procreation.

They can change shape and size so I would have them shrink down to like 4 inches tall and then nut all over them for like literally no reason. I would probably spend all afternoon/ evening in the best mood of my life just from the pure bliss of the absurdity.

Well. I think we finally have definitive proof that god exists.

Thy lord spoketh

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ame means rain

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make them run a treadmil for being fatass dragons

>/a

It's like i'm reading an excerpt from my own autobiography...

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Why would you do such a thing?

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Fat dragon

Rain rain rain

When Kyoani is built back up

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The stuff they had wasn't lost so it could be earlier.

fat

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Wouldn't jesus hate kanna?

He loves everyone, including lolis.

What about Tohru who is pretty much just satan?

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Feed her.

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Delet

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Was she retarded?

No, she was fat

Those 2 are not mutually exclusive

Every time I look upon this anime I am reminded. This is an anime of better times and broken dreams.

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>Someone to help me keep the house up
>Seeing their cute reactions to human culture
>Someone to hang out and talk with
>Someone I can finally trust
>Potential gf/wife

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But can you keep them from killing people?

I really wanted to see baby Tohru animated

I don't know what I would do if I had any friends.

based user spreading the teaching of seikai miiko sama

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M A T I N G
P R E S S

NI
KU

I wanted to go into these threads of shitpost but then I remember the fire.

Dumb sea spirit

And that's a good thing.

Make them tell me where Kobayashi is, find her, then tell these alien fucks to go back.

She would be mad at you

Tohru wearing that kind of clothes reallly doesn't feel right

very CUTE NI KU

CUTEST dumb sea spirit

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