Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru?

These are your idols tonight.

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ZLS crossover when?

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I wan to have sexual intercourse with sensei if you get my drift

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I watch the first 2 episodes and they were boring as fuck.

Does it get any interesting, or just specialized slice of life throughout?

If you didn't like the first 2 episodes then you wouldn't like the rest. I don't think you're part of the target demographic. It's aimed mostly at heterosexual males.

Studies show that most anime fans are genetically overweight.

With that said, how did Dumbbell become so popular? Do you just like looking at fit girls, knowing you can never be fit yourselves?

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Yeah i hear you, i was going to expect them to cut the "how to use a gym" and just start having some sort of plot, but it's just the same shit every episode.
It's good for a chuckle at best, and this season is so starved for comedy i can see myself dropping it even though it's not really my thing.
Cute girls though.

I want to lick all of their midriffs. ALL OF THEM.

The stitches from the other thread.

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>i was going to expect them to cut the "how to use a gym"
Why? It's an edutainment show.

>Does it get any interesting
I doubt that you will like it but the show indeed gets better once it introduces new characters

You know the sad part I bet it's way cheaper and easier to get to China from Russia.

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Imagine!

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>Sensei goes straight to offering to be Zina's slave for life
Are all cosplayers subs or is Sensei a special kind of slut?

I want to touch sensei's back

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What a fattie.

Good teachers are already slaves to their students. Nothing would really change

More cushion for the pushin

pls explain

How many of you actually decided to get /fit/?

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The pits are so damn good.

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Boys have this thing called a penis. Girls have a vagina. I would like to place my penis inside her vagina, thrust vigorously and shoot out what is called "semen." This "semen" would then fertilize her "egg" and would create a "zygote" which would mean sensei is now pregnant with my child as it grows into a fetus.

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I need you to fucking unpackage this statement.
I'm not following you at all. You want to stick your penis where? Shoot out what? If you want to have a baby with sensei, just hold hands with her silly

This is what Nicobros actually look like.

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Why is Hibiki on the back of most bulky one?

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Holy fuck I just love Hibiki's squeals when she is about to eat.

They are great idols

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Why does she wear that mask?

>>Sensei goes straight to offering to be Zina's slave for life
The doujins are writing themselves.

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Maybe her pride hurts

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man imagine having a fit girl on your beefy shoulders

I can't stop watching this clip, bros. She looks so smug and sexy.

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What the fuck?

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imgur.com/a/QQc7Km2

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>genetically overweight
Stop lying and making excuses for them. They're fat because they over eat and/or don't exercise enough.

FUCK
THE
BUDO

But why?

Just who is this mysterious audience member?

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It's Hibiki

>mfw there's Budo near me

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> Budo?
> Fuck it.

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>phoneposting
She was so close to being perfect.

fatty numale cope

You have no evidence that she actually posts from her phone. Maybe she just uses it to lurk.

She's currently overseas and poor. Where the fuck is she gonna get a proper PC on short notice.

>imgur.com/a/QQc7Km2

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same guy, but for a different show
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>Where the fuck is she gonna get a proper PC on short notice
Inside Hibiki's house

Needs more Sensei

Needs more Yunfa

Does Hibiki really look like the type to own a PC? She's very much the type to phone post.

Does left girl ever lose the bun? It's ugly looking.

> dissing the bun

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hello faggot police I have a crime to report

How fit are the VAs compared to their characters?

who is doing these god tier redraws?

Pic related is Hibiki's VA.

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can't find a name sadly
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/15282308

Cute haafu.

I saw them posted on 2chan so it probably originated there.

>only 2 girls
REST OF THEM, WHEN

I want to milk that cow!

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I'll keep hitting the gym but fuck /fit/

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This is honestly worthy of becoming a classic smug reply pic

Touch the cow!

>It's an idolshit episode

FUCKING DROPPED!

>Suidobashi Station
That takes me back. I used that station in the past since it's the nearest station to the Tokyo Dome.

She has the power of Osiris and Isis.

i want to plow this cow

Didn't sensei have a weak back? Her back should've cracked doing the deadlift

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It's also a couple stations from akihabara station.

Totally get it

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Machio a shit

MUH FUCKING DICK
I want to touch that cow and drink her milk

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I love her droopy face.

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It's cute and hot at the same time

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>Fatalpulse

oh no

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>Fatalpulse/Asanagi
>getting fit by getting punched in the gut and raped

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BE REAL ALREADY SO YOU CAN TAKE MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Literally this, previous generations of my family were plagued with diabetes and obesity and blamed genetics when they're over here eating metric tons of rice weekly

imagine the handjob

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Back off buddy, I don't like sharing.

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Is it weird that I browse this board in between sets?

This is some high grade autism, but I completely understand your pain.

>Asanagi
He's actually a good dude ShindoL said so

Nah I prefer that my dick is still attached to my body

Ralph Machio

Do it now!

Because she's fat, so the extra muscle power is needed to carry her.

>She doesn't need a bra
Muh

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She's a big sensei.

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>Naobou rescues another character

Is their nothing she can't fix?

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>Do you just like looking at fit girls, knowing you can never be fit yourselves?
Yes. Same logic with romance.

You know what's better than cute girls? That day-after muscle soreness, or finishing a long cardio session with sweat drops covering your face.

Dumbbell was born when the author asked "Why not both?"

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That looks painful.

Machio's a big guy

...

it's just this episode user, pls don't go

He's called "Macho" for a reason...

How can I achieve that kind of power?

GOMAD and SS

T W O
S C O O P S

Not wrong actually.

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SS GOMAD, NOFAP

>identical to every other fatalpulse
yawn

>They're called kinniku shoujo tai
Fucking GOAT

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For me, it's Ayaka.

It's his Gareki series, those two pages are all there is.

Imagine the sweat dripping from her neck and boobs into her nipples. That must be quite disgusting

Winstrol.

Imagine how sensitive and tender her body must be.

Why is brown the most fit and cut of them all?

The lack of art for best girl is truly disappointing im sick of you fatfucks ruining everything.

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Her family runs a boxing gym

Hibiki is obviously the best girl. There's a reason she's the MC.

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I want her to put me in a headlock and bully me.

I don't have the time to go to gym.
Would pic related be enough for me to get /fit/?

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Based and abspilled.

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Depends on what you mean by /fit/. Can you lose weight with diet and exercising using the equipment in your pic? Yes. Can you get a bunch of large muscle? No, you'll need heavier weights for that.

Before investing in any equipment, start with a bodyweight routine. There's a "fitness virtual novel" app called Burn Your Fat With Me!! that's pretty good and provides some motivation to keep working out.

You can use your own body weight for most excercises. and instead of a padded bench , you can just buy a cheap yoga mat.

>/fit/ board thread about Dumbbell on Yea Forums front page
Is this the power of bulk?

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Not from a Jedi.

One piece swimsuit episode?

Most Americans are overweight, period.
Brits too.

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Get powerblocks (original or elite, the urethane ones are chinkshit) for adjustable dumbbells instead, their bench is also good for the price due to the good weight capacity.
Don't get cheap chinkshit weights and benches unless you want to get fucked up when the bench collapses.
I lost a ton of weight and got strong as fuck using powerblocks, I'm happy with the investment.

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why senseis are ALWAYS best bros?

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does anybody have the stitches from all of the rest of the episodes?

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HONKA HONKA THOSE ARE SOME BIG BOOBIES YOWZA

In retrospect, this probably works better thumbnail-wise as three separate images.

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ayaka tummy

Like the other anons said, start with bodyweight, after that look into a door frame pull-up bar(one that rests against the frame instead of using screw tension to stay up) and resistance bands/resistance cables. Both were sold widely and didn't cost much when new, pick them up for cheap secondhand.

She's kind of a downer though and extremely negative. Seems like the perfect girlfriend for guys who want someone who is completely dependent and clingy and will never break up with you, not that that's a bad thing.

The manga shows Hibiki's steed to be under duress.

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Here you go

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Alright, you win. I saved it.

I want Ayaka to train me to be the world champion!

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Beautiful. Now reverse it.

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Is this...perhaps...no, it couldn't be, but...I can't help but wonder...might this be...a Jojo reference?

Before the show I was already invested. The show is just icing on the cake of motivation.

Why not?

Why don't you get 6pack abs? Takes only 2 weeks.

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Where can you read the manga? I thought this was anime only

Never mind. Danberu, kiro. Fucking romanization.

Literally how is she single with that body

I can do crunches and sit-ups pretty well, but leg raises are murder. Formerly obese, lost about 40lbs but my legs are still the fattest part of my body. Hell of a leg press though.

She's a cosplay autist.

It is easier for these girls because some of them are really lean and skinny.

The girls in this show don't have as high a hurdle as us Yea Forumsnons even if in the beginning, they were newbies because they were all lean bodytypes to begin with.

>Studies show that most anime fans are genetically overweight.
Post those studies.

>Do you just like looking at fit girls, knowing you can never be fit yourselves?
Well yeah, do you like watching shitty shounen garbage knowing you can never have any powers?

Is the manga worth reading?

>avoid milk
wtf

only one way to find out

>university offers free gym membership

How long does one spend at a gym? Hour and half? Should I get shower sandals?

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I can only assume nips don't have skim/lowfat milk. Milk protein is top notch, seems foolish to avoid it otherwise.

between 1h and 2h, 1h is ok for starters

all these subject-specific "informational" ecchi shows suck

yes

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Go in with an actual routine and knowing exactly what you want to do that day, don't just think you're going to use whatever machines are available. My plan usually takes 2 hours.
Can't you just shower at your dorm?

Zina is so fucking hot

It's impossible for me to lewd the dumbbells.

Getting a visible 6 pack is a lot less to do with ab training and almost entirely to do with simply lowering your body fat percentage.

Where did them hips come from

When I try twist crunches I just roll over. How do I stop doing this?

Use shower sandals in public showers, especially the gym. I am unsure if you have a private or communal shower at your dorms but even in your dorm showers, wear shower sandals.

I wouldn't recommend showering at the gym because they on average have heavier usage than dorm showers (which, if communal, are limited to one floor of residents).

>genetically overweight
Fucking kek

No dorm as an older student and I have 4.5 hours of downtime between classes so that's why I should probably shower there. So crowded showers is what I should look out for.

I just watch it for Doga Kobo's great animation, cute girls and Doga Kobo's typical abundance of great reaction images.

Wear shower sandals, then. It's not just athlete's foot you have to worry about, but HPV, and I am being unironic. Despite people thinking HPV infections are only through sex, HPV infections are also from skin contact which can cause lifelong body warts, especially on the hands and feet. Gym showers are actually a common place of infection so that is why you shouldn't shower with your barefeet in public/dorm showers. If you shower barefeet in the gym, you risk acquiring a foot wart and there is no real cure for a foot wart if surgery or cryogenic freezing doesn't help you get rid of them.

So yeah, shower sandals are important.

>genetically overweight
wut

I think he meant to type GENERALLY and biffed it.

I'll need sandals with the tightest straps. Now I barely want to touch the equipment itself.

people wipe the equipment they use when theyre done, usually

>tfw able to do 3 sets 10 reps of 1plate on bench press again
>tfw dropping support weights for dips and chin-ups further and further on a weekly basis
Feels good man. We're all gonna make it lads.

>sensei makes a note of the pre European culture and advances of south east asian nations
>says absolutly nothing about the native australians
Lmao

>sex goddess
>famous cosplayer
>also single
she must sabotage herself a lot

Although less popular than other gym gloves, full finger gym gloves do exist.

It just depends on how your gym is run and the people who use the gym.

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>don't believe her lies

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Wait a minute

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or just make the question marks bigger

What possess a person to want to be an idol, it sounds like hell. If I wanted to be a singer that bad I would move to america to do it

naivety, they don't really understand what they are signing up for

Daily reminder.

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I just noticed that Machi refers to Satomi as Tachibana-SENSEI despite not being one of her students and probably being around the same age. Are high school teachers held in high regard in Japanese society or something?

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The garters need to attach to some...OH GOD!

What am I supposed to be seeing?

Sensei doesn't strictly specifically mean TEACHER. Literally it's like "One who is Older." But is generally used as an honorific towards teachers, writers, artists, etc. Typically to show respect for one who earned a degree or mastery.

>legit old ugly bastard
it all makes sense now

post more Zina

wait so is this shit actually related to Kengan? Because I thought that was just some BS meme.

She's either no pan or wearing magical clothing

I don't know why that part is circled though. The circle should really be pointing out her vagina bones.

Then why anoxerics don't have a six pack? Check mate atheists.

They're written by the same person, there was a fucking huge Gaolang poster in like episode 2, did you think it was just coincidence

I don't actually read or watch Kengan so I thought it was just shit posting till I picked it up.

I thought that might be it but the circle was in a strange place so I wasn't sure

Sensei is such a cow

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I want to milk the cow.

Yeah they share the same universe and there're many cameos of characters from Kengan.

Soft, gentle cow!
BIG ALPHA BVLL

I want a cow sensei.

cute cow, nice quads

Imagine dating sensei. Imagine go to cons together and laughing at all the faggots who can only look from affair, knowing full well as soon as the cameras are gone you're gonna plow that toned, tight gym bodied cosplay educator in every sexy outfit she has. Imagine her sitting on your lap as she rides you moaning in pleasure as she types empty compliments to the loser otaku faggots who donate to her PG13 patreon paying for you to get all the goods to yourself.

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Sensei's eyes are her charm point

>nice quads
In more ways than one

Anyone know what happened to my antique chairs?

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resting sex face

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I really want to kiss the mole.

Sacrificed in the name of muscles. She won't be mad.

Cute retard.

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>Sacrificed in the name of muscles
Which makes me wonder how much Akemi is willing to give for muscles. Is she willing to adopt a young boy, /ss/ him, train him from the moment he hits puberty and ensure she has a MAXIMUM MACHO husband by the time she becomes a christmas cake?

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Isn't Kengan some ultra violent Baki esque affair? Hard to think it's in continuity with something so goofy.

Think less grotesque Baki with bro moments and likeable characters in between fights.

I wanted to make this thing for some reason

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You did a good thing

There was hardly any weight on there, it was fine.

Too old

That was however many months ago before steady work out.

I love the detail
Ayaka has very visible abdominals, because she's a boxer. Gina is also a martia artist but with less focus on cardio, so you can still see the middle line of her abdominals.
Akemi and Sensei keep in shape and do weight lifting, but don't focus so much on core strength and on cardio so you can see the lines on their inner hips but nt abdominals.
Hibiki is a cow so she has no lines visible on her stomach

>Hibiki is a cow

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Big fat stupid cow.

She was specifically targeting her back since she started training for some time. They didn't show scene with Imai Cosmo's teacher in this episode where he recommended her to train back muscles to deal with her problem.

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Did not even know that in the manga there is someone who can top Ayaka's abs. Also she looks like the best girl material. Sad that the anime will not animate that

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Has anybody been able to scan that qr code?
I am watching on animelab so the subs that can't be disabled are getting in the way of my trying to scan it while it is still a decent size

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With what's left of your body you lazy excuse making fag

how does she not have a husband and 4 kids already?

he looks exactly how I imagined

SUPERIOR AMERICAN BEEF

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I wanna hold Hibiki's hand!

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I assume most beef imported to japan would come from Australia rather than America

1994 data core.ac.uk/download/pdf/7066351.pdf

It's amazing what you can find on the internet

Why is this?

>I'm a little jealous
SLUT

>Beef was imported mainly from Australia (and New Zealand) and the United States. Before
1988, Australia was the largest beef exporter. The U.S. has emerged as the largest exporter since
1988.
Interesting

It’s 2pm, I’m at work and I’m looking at studies about Japan’s meat imports. Where did it all go wrong?

>that math

LIFT BROS WTF IS THIS
I CAN ONLY COUNT TO 10 WHILE LIFTING WEIGHTS

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meat shouldn't be this complicated

If you want lean protein chicken is cheaper anyways.

So this is why Americans are so fat, it takes too much effort to calculate calories.

but i want cow carcass

Gave this routine a go and wasn't expecting it to be that intense. Thanks for sharing this, user.

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You can have it once in a while.

>fit girls
Besides Ayaka, these girls don't look fit they look like any other anime girl.

It's aspirational

screw you, i eat cow ass everyday

some background girls are fit at least

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Imagine those crushing your head like a melon. What a glorious way to go.

Touch the cow.

oh no, the cow got pregnant

i fucking love Zina

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She's accepted that she wants the machio at this point user.

God bless you, user.

I see you are a comrade of culture as well.
All my gains are for her.

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Anyone who doesn't think she's bestgirl is gay

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akemi's big sis?

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Why does this guy always draw girls with loli faces.

Three weeks ago, lost 6 kg so far and managed to finish 5x5 squats finally, at first I could barely do 5x3.

I'm been working to /fit/ up before Dumbbell started airing but it's helped.

Yes they're in the exact same universe.
Danberu girls are living in a Japan that has a Africanized Kowloon tier territory with like a billion assassins

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So many great reaction faces this episode.

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NICE BULK

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Is Hibiki in the upper tiers of strength compared to said billion assassins? Not familiar with the Kengan stuff.

Gay

>her fang switches sides

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she wishes

>liking worst girl

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Probably not since they can do some crazy shit but I don't have an amazing frame of reference myself. I'd recommend reading the manga since there's a lot of fun character interaction instead of just unga bunga fights.
This is the crossover extra if you're interested
mangadex.org/chapter/511170/1

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You know what, I'm gonna let myself believe this 'image' is when Toshio's neck went snap city.
Therefore Ozu made a successful recovery. And there's nothing you can do about it.

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Look at the cut itself. The white is fat. Jap cuts are known for their marbleization and taste, people say they have the best (tastiest) cuts in the world. But they are not weight-loss friendly.

>Gave this routine a go and wasn't expecting it to be that intense. Thanks for sharing this, user.
Not sure about doing it every day, aren't you supposed to rest? Or maybe I'm just a lazy slob and such exercises aren't exhausting anyway.

For weightlifting routines rest is essential. For exercises like in the comic above it's a little less strenuous so rest isn't as critical. Still a good idea to rest if it becomes agonizing after a couple repeat days.

You DO realize that they actually have 2 fangs and not one giant tooth on one side and a small one on the other?

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I always thought it was a deviated teeth.

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>For weightlifting routines rest is essential. For exercises like in the comic above it's a little less strenuous so rest isn't as critical. Still a good idea to rest if it becomes agonizing after a couple repeat days.
Diet is the most annoying part though. Even if you cut calories and get visible 6 pack, you'd need to maintain such shitty diet if you want abs to be visible.
If it's just for a show, then it's pretty pointless.

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If you can't maintain that diet for the rest of your life, quit it.

Nice.

You guys didn't actually start getting fit just because of an anime right?

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I can't do the twist crunches and v-sits so I'm just doing 100 situps, but the diet part is at least working for me. Using only green veggies for carbs and I lost a large percentage of my beer gut

What's wrong with that? It's literally on the same tier as "I want girls/I want to look like the dude in the poster/movie"

Hibiki and sensei cosplaying!

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And if I did? I've gone up 2 belt buckles and had a family member say they noticed the change.

Admittedly I can't really move from my chair right now after using the leg curl machine and my hamstrings feel like lead.

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Those two are pathetic too but getting fit because of anime is extra pathetic.
What a sad state of things. You won't last half a year before you quit.

Instead of getting fit I just put on 11 pounds

She's pretty exotic.

It's supposed to get you into working out

>fit
>choker
So this is the power of 3D...

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She's half egyptian.

Motherfucking gacha.

>Japanese shädman

doujin when?

>Newbie VA
>Haafu
>Somehow got the lead role

I want sloppy seconds after producer-san finishes with her

His art suffers from sameface in general.

>No pubes
I don't like barbie dolls, mate.

She is going to become a top star after this show.
Screencap this post.

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neither do i but editor-sama has shit taste unfortunately

bad thinking, her bear bunch would kill them.

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>If you can't maintain that diet for the rest of your life, quit it.
>no fruits
>no potatoes
>no fat meat
Yeah, fuck it.
I still do dragon fags and abs roller 3 times / week though.

>asanagi sameface Hibiki
Who even likes this hack she looks 100% wrong

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>dragon fags
they're hard

she's got that bogdanoff aesthetic

fatalpulse doujins are actually just a porn film and they use the same actress with different wigs, thus sameface.

based memri poster

4x a week for the past 3 years.

I do them on a bench like that, I think it's even harder.

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best part of the ep desu. always get a good laugh when he turns up

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>interlocked fingers
MUUHHH

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finally found boyfriend

resting sex hair

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>1 pl8 dl

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she should be having sex 24/7

Were her breasts always that small?

Women are weak

I don't know what kind of diet are you taking, but fruit are low calories. As long as you are not eating like 30 apples a day you should be fine with fruit. Potatoes and fatty meats should be fine as long as you don't go over your daily calorie intake.

Only now realized the directors name is pronounced director

Yes, I want to penetrate Ayaka's bun.

God I love me some plump gyarus so much.

Fuck this post. If you are eating less than your daily metabolic uptake you will lose weight. Fatties think they are immune to the laws of thermodynamics because they do not understand this basic fact. Stop eating you fat fucking tub of lard. Absolutely degenerate.

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>tfw haven't eaten anything since last Tuesday
>been feeling like complete garbage
>been dizzy and sleepy all day
A-am I gonna make it bros?

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So I just need to find a gf that likes Anime then. Got it!

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You're pathetic if you can't bench press at least 100 kg.
youtu.be/9tsaAXvTL_g

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No your body is going to go into starvation mode where you are going to lose fat very slowly and as soon as you start eating again, it’s gonna bounce right back. Also muscle atrophy is a thing.

Rebound is gonna fuck you up.

What the fuck that's beyond retarded. No wonder people stay fat when it takes years of careful dieting to lose weight. What the fuck happened to eat less = lose weight? Does that magically not work beyond baby bitch 500 calorie deficits that take forever to see results?

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What the fuck

Keeping check of your calorie intake doesn't mean you have to starve yourself.

Because eat less != eat nothing. Eating nothing puts your body into oh shit I'm gonna die mode where it does absolutely everything it can to keep all the weight you have and maximize weight gain from everything you eat.

>Only takes 2 weeks if you don't need to lose any bodyfat. If you need to lose 30lb of bodyfat, it will take half a year or more unless you abuse amphetamine salts.

I'm on hour 30 of a 2 day fast and I feel like I want to die
How the fuck do people do this shit?

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How much does Machio weight?

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I've lost 10 kgs since start of July. Been eating around 500-1000 kcals less than usual and having 1 cheat day per week.

Less than YOUR MOM

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Those things suck. They're too bulky to do a lot of exercises.

Well guess I'm fucked then. I don't have it in me to keep at it for a year before I start seeing any results.
I don't think that's normal for most people. Usually 1 kg is around 3500 cal. And I need to lose 10-15 kg by October. I literally can't do that with small deficit diets.

dont eat "less"
dont eat!

youtube.com/watch?v=tIuj-oMN-Fk

keep it up based fastbro, if you aren't already mix up some snake juice (2L water, 1 tsp nosalt, 1/2 tsp pink salt or sea salt, 1 tsp baking soda) to drink throughout the day for electrolytes

dont listen to this fat retard who believes in obesoid american myths like starvation mode or muscle atrophy, fasting is remarkably muscle sparing especially compared to standard caloric deficit diets

No it's bullshit you dont go into starvation mode unless your body fat is gone.

Which Russian stereotype is your favorite?

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Studies show you should not trust people who tell you what studies show.

None of these are true desu.

The drunk village idiot type.

It's really fucking simple:
>Calories In = Calories Out.
>Calories In: How much food you eat.
>Calories Out: How much food you burn+stock.

It's that fucking simple.
If you want to lose weight, you have to reduce the amount of calories you stock. you reduce that by either eating less, or burning more.
Fatties believe that fat comes out of thin air because eating like a pig really wont make them fat because muh genetics.

Either eat less or go run outside you fatties.

You have no idea how ridiculous this post is to non-Americans.

And, picking up from yesterday,
the latter half of webms!

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I want them all to gang up on me for sexual purposes.

Shouldn´t have gotten fat to begin with faggot

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>It's that fucking simple.
Clearly it's not considering the amount of idiots starving themselves and suffering ITT.

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wow, light

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looks like expired cake

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>he wants a bunch of crazy Russian women to gang up on thim sexually
You really don't want this user. Russian women are the worst type of crazy.

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I like it

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AAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA MARRY HER

smoking ciggies helps a lot

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Don´t fast retard t. someone who has fasted for a week before

Her faces are absolutely great.

>yet another thing ruined by Russians
AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY CANT THEY LEAVE MY ANIME ALONE

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>Don´t fast retard
Isn't it good for you though?
>t. someone who has fasted for a week before
Jesus fuck why

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Fasting is good, but I don't see the purpose of fasting for several days to force weight loss.

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>I don't see the purpose of fasting for several days to force weight loss.
It's way faster than regular diets.

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What's the purpose of fast weight loss? If you don't incorporate it to your daily life you are going to rebound once you get off it.

Yeah I guess, I regularly do 16:8 IF, but I fucked up and missed eating dinner and I was like 'Fuck it, lemme see how far I can go'
6 pack soon bros, we're all gonna make it

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>tfw

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Because eating a tiny amount less for a year so you can lose 5 kg fucking sucks. And you won't rebound if you don't overeat.

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How can Zina be so perfect??

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I forgot to mention, but I saved that last user's hat pic photoshop because I loved it.

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She doesn't look like japanese there

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>worst girl
>perfect
Pick one.

If you are losing only 5kg in a year your diet sucks. Doing extreme diets have a higher chance to make you rebound, mostly because you are hungry all the time and eventually you'll fall to the temptation of comfort food like pizza or ice cream.

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I've been doing fine so far. Obviously that was hyperbole but regular diets are extremely slow especially if you're not massively overweight to begin with.

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Zina dresses like me

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Well he was really concerned with the whole Kyoani thing

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>1 pl8
what a pleb

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I've lifted for years but this was a nice talking point with my weeb friends.
>Studies show
Friendly reminder that the BMI only takes 2 variables into account of what constitutes over/under weight. Height and weight. Not gender, not muscle mass, not body fat %, just those two.
Pic related is a world-class Russian powerlifter. He would qualify as obese in the U.S. Not just overweight, obese.
He'd have to lose 47 lbs just to break into the upper limit of the "normal" bodyweight category.
I'm not saying we don't have an obesity problem, just that the classifications of what's normal/overweight/obese assume an extremely small amount of muscle.
>genetically overweight.
Oh never mind you're just b8ing

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And now I'm gonna go back and make cropped webms of all the chibi cow sensei explanations!

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>1/2 repping
>benching 100kg
I lol'd

I can see his bulge.

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>I don't know what kind of diet are you taking

It all makes sense now.

I guess if you want to bulk it makes sense to replace things like fruit with more protein.

>tfw you'll never go on a date with either of them
>tfw Zina will never look at you like that

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>chibi cow sensei
Here we go!

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>a lot less
>almost entirely
>almost
Note I didn't claim that ab training had NOTHING to do with it. It's simply mostly a function of body fat percentage.

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And done!

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I want to touch this cow

Ouch

I have read studies that say exercise basically does nothing. Then studies that say diets do nothing.
So at the end the fatasses were right, it's all genetics. Or just fast I guess.

>that giant buff dude in the bottom right
man this show is gay

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You know why? Bc she is russian. Russian girls and even 3D russian girls are cute af.

Based Russian genetics, I WANT TO HAVE A RUSSIAN GF. SAVE ME PUTIN!!!

Have gotten a routine down, and am seeing progress.

IKR? Gotta take that Macchio's milk

It's not gay to mire.

That's usually the first time so.
You will make progress pretty soon.

Learn Russian and move. You know you want to user.

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Underrated post

Would it considered be training, when I simply flex my muscles like Machio-san?

Why the fuck are you looking at another man's crotch? You got something to confess user?

Dude, no homo but he is handsome as fuck.

I was mirin his quads, I couldn't help it.

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Dude your eyes just move to the bulge. No homo.

>calling another man handsome
>talking about his bulge
>not homo
>can't help but stare at a man's dick
Sorry but you have the gay.
No they don't user. I didn't even notice until you gayboys brought it up.

Dumb fag 何キロ持てる?!

>being this insecure about his own sexuality.
If a woman checks out another woman's chest she isn't automatically lesbian either.

Well I'm sorry.

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kys, cuмbrain

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Go back

>you can learn russian by watching japanese anime

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бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяяядь

Russian is pretty easy user. But I am a fellow Slav so the odds are in my favor.

>tfw I really her as a character, but hate how most of her story elements have nothing to do with training
At least the active resting was interesting, but else it's a time waster.

I'm russian and I ahte seeing dumb russian roasties in my anime. BTFO

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There is like one other 3 letters word that you need to learn and you will be able to understand something around 80% of daily russian conversations

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Sorry for what?

I really hope that we will get s2 of this because this female version of Machio really looks like a perfect girl

based

Yeah, right.

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>started watching this
>"oh no, I am 55kg"
She is heavier than I am wtf

You can write like a retard or a doctor in pretty much any language though

t.manlet

I am just 2cm below average!

>t. Alaskan Inuit

I am a proud teutonic Aryan just so you know!

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lol'd

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God just imagine the feel

No, but i welcome anything that motivate slobs to get better.

She looks tired. On the inside.

>fucking the hag when you have JKs

>the hag
>27 years old or something
You must be kidding

Anything older than 12 is a hag

Yes yes Asanagi is ugly so he hates women. Still it's better that he uses doujins as an outlet instead of becoming a serial killer.

That's only 11cm

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Are you talking about my dick ?

Why is she such a slut?

>13
>average
Just accept your fate as a dicklet, user.

Prolly cause Ralph Machio hasn't been releavent in 20 years. The last thing I remember seeing him in was My Cousin Vinny and that was a film from 1993.

Since this show started my friend changed our rutine from 3 times a week to 6

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What a dick

>pic
Thanks, now I have my ideal body type I want to strife for.

Based

Wrestlers bridges on a yoga mat for a while, then build up weight on your lower abdomen.

Trade in the bench for a pull-up bar and yeah you can get some muscle, but you'll probably forget and quit soon.

See you next time

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You can (not) get /fit/

You'll lose weight from not eating, but where's that weight loss coming from? You want to lose fat and just fat, while maintaining muscle and organ functions.

That said, I personally support careful fasting. It's a very fucked up topic and a lot of people believe in different stuffs. Doing the wrong thing might fuck you up permanently, as well. So just be careful and not listen to a bunch of faggot Yea Forumsnons such as I.

You should probably combine eating less with exercising more. If you need to lose a lot of weight, the best thing you can do is to put on music and go do some actual exercise.
3 hours of walking for me is about 600 KCal because I am a fat fuck. So technically if I walk 9 hours a day, that's around my BMI. Obviously, just walking is a bad idea - other exercises, especially aerobic exercises, burn fat much more efficiently and with less time spent.
Fasting makes you feel like death, so does exercise. Since you are gonna feel like death anyways, why not just exercise?

>youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAss
It works. This doctor confirms that.

if you hold some weight while doing it, sure
don't know if what he's doing is a legit routine or something, but it should do something

>600 KCal because I am a fat fuck
how fucking slow do you walk? You should actually be burning way more than the average per mile if you really are that fat

... You are right, holy fuck, I actually burn a lot more than I think I do. It's actually closer to 900. Thanks for pointing that out user.

>japs think dead weight is something outstanding
loooooooooool

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Are you sure about that ? The bike in the gym definitely isn't the most accurate one but even during warm up it says something like 300 just for 30 minutes light training.

C'mon user, she's just an old lady, it's an impressive achievement for her, considering her obasan back problems.

I mixed something up. It's more like an hour normal cycling.

Yeah. I generally am also playing Pokemon GO while walking, so I ended up doing about 3 mph. Obviously it goes faster when I am not trying to enslave little critters. I am roughly 180 to 190 lb right now. Math works out.

I haven't seen the trailer for Episode 8, but if things stay as they've been, it'll be
>Massage
>Tachibana meets with her chiropracter, Kureishi Mitsuyo, to work on her back
>Posing
>The girls attend the Silverman Gym holiday party in order to snatch some boys
>Incline Bench Press
>Hibiki, Zina and Tachibana stalk Akemi and Machio around Disteny Land park to see just what their date is up to.

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Ok, 3mph checks out. Thought it was just below jogging speed.

> hag
isn't she like in her early 20s? I see some real hags in my gym pretty often (40s) doing 50kg dead weight and no one finds it cool