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Is she alive ?
Christian Lopez
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Cooper Wilson
no
Colton Taylor
Rei 1 is dead
Rei 11 was saved in the new timeline so Rei 111 never happened.
But then somehow we ended up with Rei 111 version Black anyway. I dont understand wtf happened.
Jaxon Diaz
i dont understand why people like rei so much. shes so wooden. everything she says is in a monotone. shes portrayed so robotically that i wonder if anno designed her to be non-relatable in a human fashion and if she only existed as a plot accessory
Josiah Barnes
She's alive on a dead format.
Henry Torres
I guess she triggers the "must protect" instinct in many people
Ayden Gutierrez
based quads of quad truth
asukafags dont have this instinct because they are retarded
William Bell
Rei is alive in all of our hearts.
Carson Garcia
No, she ghost now. Can only watch now as Shinji does Asuka
Kayden Clark
inside unit 01
Eli Wright
would rei react if she saw shinji and asuka making out
Cameron Howard
No, she's a soulless meat blob
Eli Allen
no, but her mom is
(nge)
Joshua Brooks
Hopefully dead.
Kevin Torres
asuka broth
Anthony King
How would Asuka react to shinji kissing rei
Bentley Carter
A slap and calling him a pervert, leech and an idiot if theyre being their usual selves.
Michael Walker
*blocks your waifu's path to the shinjibowl*
Joseph Edwards
>blocks your path
>dies
Uhhh...?
Sebastian King
kaji is gonna win the shinjibowl
Joseph Gutierrez
You forgot the mini-breakdown she'll have alone at night for not being good enough and losing her baka to a doll
Carson Hughes
and then she slowly gets depressed and starts doing bad on the synch tests which causes her to be even more depressed.
Jacob Miller
>tfw even if Shinji was a chad and embraced and helped Asuka like she wanted she'd still be conflicted about liking it and wanting more of it and slowly lead into depression regardless
>Asuka is doomed no matter what
O-ok...
Easton Garcia
Is anything after the original and EoE worth watching? I feel like ill be disappointing in anything after watching EoE
Hunter Sullivan
Yes
>My children continue to live for another generation
Wyatt Bennett
Read the manga, then play NGE2, then play Ayanami Raising Project, then learn Japanese and read ANIMA and then play Evangelion Detective, and then finally play the PS2 port of the first Evangelion Pachinko machine. That's the canon timeline.
Angel Butler
Define "alive".
Robert King
Was referring to more of the rebuilds or whatever
Luke Butler
Non-canon. They're a prequel to Schick x Evangelion.
Robert Young
Not him but Rebuilds are fun and worth a watch if you like the setting and characters. Don't go in expecting something on the level of NGE though.
Kevin Thomas
why is eva so gay
Oliver Peterson
imagine if asuka saw this
Alexander Johnson
Soryu would freak out since she wants both but they chose being big gay over her.
Shikinami doesn't care about Kaji and I'm pretty sure isn't even tsun for Shinji at that point yet so probably angsty indifference.
Elijah Rogers
>dies
Angels mate for life.
Kaworu will come back and steal shinji and everyone will be LAUGHING at YOU!
Samuel Lewis
>SHAVE IM-PAKTO
Dylan Gonzalez
Well I just looked up Schick x Evangelion. Jesus Christ.
Andrew Hill
Don't forget about the mahjong game
Elijah Green
She's ascended into a godlike being and now exists outside of space and time. GNR is a leftover husk of the new being that Rei evolved into.
Hunter Watson
She’s alive in Best Girl City Population: not Asuka
Jayden Rodriguez
So like a regular woman?
Jackson Davis
nerv is just a really unhealthy environment for kids like them, they needed all kinds of support structures and stability that they weren't getting
Isaac Adams
no, just rewatch NGE and EoE when you feel like it
Robert Morgan
>everything she says is in a monotone. shes portrayed so robotically
that's hot as fuck
Gavin Butler
So they basically live in a cuckold relationship where Asuka is the bull and Rei is the cuckquean?
Eva was truly ahead of its time in terms of progressive values!
Jacob Carter
I fucking hope not
Cameron Johnson
The unique thing i want on evangelion 3.0 + 1.0 is soryu do an apparition likeoin "Re-take" and hit to shikinami.
Nathan Peterson
No, she's a fucking animated picture.
Or, in this particular example, a still picture.
She will never be a real human, and so would be my favorite girl. We're doomed to sacrifice our ideal for the sake of healthy living in the real world.
Isaac Ortiz
I'm very confused as to what you're trying to say
Justin Garcia
I bet shikinami would be annoyed by soryu
Aiden Russell
What does Lilith see in a scrawny, cowardly middle school kid?
Lincoln Wright
The Yui genes probably give her some maternal instinct towards him, and him being the first person to do something nice for her probably contributed to it.
The real question is what did Asuka see in him, even after letting her down throughout the series and jacking off over her.
Daniel Collins
>bull
Vixen.
Sebastian Phillips
Luis Kelly
If you actually watched NGE then Asuka triggers the same instinct
Nicholas Brown
This. That want to be protected is a significant, although repressed, reason why she chases after the two CHADji's (but ultimately let down by both)
Cameron Miller
I like Rei
Nicholas Bell
are there any marifags
Kayden Lewis
Reminder that Kaji turned down Asuka because she was a kid but was fine with flirting with Shinji who's also a kid
Reminder that Shinji turned down Asuka because she was too assertive but was fell in love with Kaworu who's x2 more assertive
Reminder that characters would rather go gay than be with Asuka.
Caleb Mitchell
No wonder she had a breakdown
Christopher Sanders
It was more because Asuka was ambiguous with her attempts at Shinji while Kaworu was pretty straight forward. Either way more best girl for me
Julian Ramirez
Can a man handle this much asuka
Brayden Peterson
How direct would Asuka have to be? Climb on him naked and start undressing him?
Jose Davis
I feel like a direct and assertive asuka would fail because shinji would just believe she's trying to mess with him
Jason Wood
Explain the entirety of evangelion to, i am to dumb to understand on my own.
Jaxon Richardson
Maybe, although if she is direct enough he won't have any choice in what happens.
Juan Brooks
Probably close to what you said. And he'd still be too scared to do anything so Asuka would have to lead, which is the exact opposite of what she wants
Benjamin Williams
>shinji
>man
James Jenkins
When presented with the choice between a feisty redhead with a fragile ego and mommy issues and a 14 year old clone of your mom who is actually an alien seed of life and has self-worth issues, choose the latter.
Ethan Bennett
Maybe it gets easier the more of them you have. Asukas aren't pack hunters, they'll distract and interfere with eachother.
Gavin Reed
I just noticed is soryu is grabbing his boner
Elijah Rogers
>Soryu vs Shikinami
What is your choice Yea Forums?
Asher Reed
Look at the bandages, that's an end of End Soryu. She already lived his brain, shy is over.
Joshua Thompson
Soryu is so much better it's almost embarrassing
Shikinami is a completely different character
Mason Clark
Huh, maybe I should watch the rebuilds
Camden Rivera
Was her intention to show shinji her cleavage or was it an accident
Eli Long
Can't I go with the third option like Shinji did?
Mason Butler
>2019
>being gay
Jeremiah Flores
She's also watching Shinji's eyes, she held contact that whole exchange. She knows he looks and she didn't say anything about it in the middle of calling him a little baby if he didn't nightcrawl her.
Grayson Carter
So was she half conscious when she fell asleep on Shinji's bed? I feel like she had to be partly aware of what she did considering she just took a piss, flushed the toilet and also accused Shinji of trying to kiss her
Adrian Bennett
>2019
>not being bisexual master race
William Gomez
is this the best explanation for the entirety of evangelion?
Daniel Carter
I could get up to pee without getting conscious. She's just awake enough to tell bathroom apart from kitchen, Shinji's the one faking.
Alexander Russell
Robert Jones
absolutely intentional
plus she didn't just put on an oversized shirt for comfort, she had to have deliberately looked for and put on misato's
Samuel Jenkins
Imagine being this retarded
Leo Johnson
What even is alive?
Connor Sanchez
>I could get up to pee without being conscious
Are you a fucking genie?
Asher Myers
Is asuka like a borderline or a narcissist
Asher Allen
Definitely not narcissism since she literally hates herself and hates what she wants
Sebastian Thompson
Evan Scott
"In narcissists, by contrast, an " uncertainty about their own worth gives rise to...a self-protective, but often totally spurious, aura of grandiosity"[96] – producing the class "of narcissists, or people with very high, but insecure, self-esteem... fluctuating with each new episode of social praise or rejection."[2]:479 Narcissism can thus be seen as a symptom of fundamentally low self-esteem, that is, lack of love towards oneself, but often accompanied by "an immense increase in self-esteem" based on "the defense mechanism of denial by overcompensation."[97] "idealized love of self...rejected the part of him" that he denigrates – "this destructive little child"[98] within. Instead, the narcissist emphasizes his virtues in the presence of others, just to try to convince himself that he is a valuable person and to try to stop feeling ashamed for his faults;[13] unfortunately such "people with unrealistically inflated self-views, which may be especially unstable and highly vulnerable to negative information,...tend to have poor social skills"
from the wikipedia page on self esteem
Dylan Allen
>Thinking Kaji was actually flirting with Shinji and not just trying to make him uncomfortable
Shitpost or straight up retarded?
Julian Bennett
She should have gone bigger. Or topless.
Zachary Anderson
She is cute and I guess that is all that matters
Blake White
Yuh yoh maybe I was wrong
Jaxson Butler
Yeah, I also pretend to kiss little boys half my age to make them uncomfortable
Colton Lewis
kaji but he makes shinji his woman as a joke
Dylan Moore
>Referencing the rebuilds to argue things about NGE
Alexander Gutierrez
Yeah, he bounces Shinji on his thick girthy cock every night just for some laughs.
Joseph Wood
who cares evangelion is pretentious shit with retcons
Samuel Martinez
Making shinji dress as a girl and presenting him as his woman to everyone at NERV as a prank
Aaron Jenkins
Making Shinji his personal onahole as a gimmick.
David Lee
Making porn videos with shinji and sending them to everyone he knows as a funny gag
Sebastian Butler
Can this thread just descend into cute shinji pics already
Brandon Morris
Most definitely
Jayden Collins
Christian Powell
she could've gone full mrs robinson and i'm still not sure shinji would get it
Ian Harris
I just want 3.0+1.0 to come out before i die
Jose Kelly
trans shinji best shinji
Sebastian Young
This is now canon according to the netflix dub
Cameron Rivera
I wonder how many people have shinji as their husbando
I also wonder how many anons would date shinji
Jack Scott
Shinji is a waifu, not a husbando
Kayden Baker
at the end of EOE? i don't know
Kevin Foster
So something like this wouldn't work?
Grayson Hernandez
asuka just straight up telling shinji she wants to fuck?
i mean, for one side i don't think he would believe her but on the other side he's a horny teenager so it could go both ways i guess
Brody Hall
I refuse to believe they didn't rub dicks together in that bath scene
Noah Perry
where is he looking when Kaworu stands up
Charles Lewis
Would you come back from instrumentality if you had your own dream world there?
Cooper Nguyen
She's subtle in her emotions and tends to be cold and aloof otherwise, which makes the boner in my heart erect.
Luis Brooks
If you leave, is it possible to return?
Andrew Price
hell no, I disagree with evangelion's message
Easton Richardson
I don't think you can.
Nicholas Ortiz
If i had my dream world, no, but instrumentality as shown in eoe is a nightmare.
Josiah Wood
Yes, because being in a perfect world forever... it would get boring. I need a challenge to keep myself busy.
I want to work to have that perfect life, i dont want it given to me.
i wouldnt get to live on earth with asuka and shinji if i didnt reject it anyway