these two are your ragetards for today, say something nice about them
Shingeki no kyojin
Daniel Brooks
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Christian Williams
>Eren... What did you do!?
"I used the powers of the Founding Titan, Zeke. I've altered the reproductive process....."
>We did it! We won!
".... of Historia."
>W-what?
[Eren turns to Zeke.]
"I've altered Historia's reproductive system. Her pregnancies no longer take 9 months, but instead a take few hours from conception to birth. I've also made her in a constant state of arousal and permanently fertile. Every time I ejaculate inside her will result in a guaranteed pregnancy."
>Eren, I don't understand....
"We're going to make babies, me and Historia. Hundreds of them. Now excuse me, Zeke, I've got a Queen to breed."
Carson Howard
YAchad reporting!
Noah Garcia
Basado
Eli Hill
Kek
Nolan Reed
YZL a cute!
Chase Richardson
Cute ragetards.
Kayden James
I don't want Eren to die.
He's been through so much shit. Him dying in such a bullshit way would always leave a bad taste.
Parker Edwards
Based and redpilled
Carson Gray
Rii says hold it! Post Rico!
Alexander Rogers
based and babypilled
Noah Barnes
Where my uncle Zekebros at?
Eli Roberts
>EM thread full of shitposting
>EH thread full of camaraderie.
Thomas Torres
Nothing short of based
Easton Gutierrez
CHADREN X GABI IS CANON
Wyatt Ross
What would the sex be like?
Michael Reed
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Darius Zackly. His humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of torture techniques most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Zackly's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Darius Zackly truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zackly's existencial catchphrase "Starting today, you're going to be digesting all your food in reverse." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Isayama's genius unfolds itself on the comic pages. What fools... how I pity them.
Aiden Jenkins
Based and artpilled
Adrian Diaz
Seek help EHnigger.
Gavin Torres
>one minute apart
Logan Carter
Apologize.
John Gray
BASED
Oliver Murphy
I kind of can't imagine him living.
Nathan Nguyen
What does it say about me that I was an EMfag when watching the anime (first 25 episodes) and then became an EHfag when reading the manga?
James Peterson
Based and redpilled
Sebastian Gray
That you got brainwashed by the anime, many don't even bother reading the manga and just assume it's like how the anime is.
Brandon Nguyen
You are either a plotfag that can tell where the story is headed or a bandwagoner that only roots for winning teams
Aaron Hill
That you have rightfully disregarded Araki's fanfiction.
Jason Cox
Dare I say based
Jacob Brown
You were able to undo Araki's hypnotism.
Ryder Hughes
I'm sorry to announce that you've contracted one of the two deadly mental illnesses SNK has to offer, the other being a fujofag.
Aiden Jones
Jean will confess soon
Nathan Ward
Based.
Joseph Taylor
You mean he got cured from one of the two deadly mental illnesses on snk the other being dykes
Jaxon Myers
Confess your sins to me, my flock.
Angel Gonzalez
Based and redpilled.
Blake Bell
Based you saw thru arakis EM faggotry
Jackson Stewart
I jacked off to Annie’s crystal again
Lincoln Powell
I miss Yumiru
Ryan Russell
>seething EHvirgin
Elijah Gonzalez
Gabi nailing Eren in the neck won me over to her side.
>Newfags can't confess
Wyatt Jenkins
[Spoiler]I've been here for 5 years and I still don't know how to do spoiler[\spoiler]
Jacob Hernandez
I thought Armin would eventually become useful after serumbowl. I'm sorry, pastor.
Wyatt Sanders
It's user
Robert Cooper
If only there was some magical think called the internet that could tell you that information in seconds
Jacob James
Most people who start out with the anime are going to view things at a pretty surface level, and EM is very clearly presented from the get go. It's only when you read the manga that you start realizing you can look a little deeper into a lot of things, like EH.
Blake Morris
Lmao fuck, I meant it's [/spoiler*] minus the *
Nolan Robinson
>Repentant arminfags can't confess
Juan Hill
We know, Bertholdt
Austin James
Laughing at people who thinks Eren is the father.
Leo Price
Soon bros
Cameron Cooper
He doesnt know
Anthony Green
Tick tock, ZeCucks.
Nicholas Johnson
Pii!
Connor Morales
Eren convinces Zeke, but dies.
Zeke becomes the new MC
Nathan Scott
Camden Cooper
I miss her handsomeness too.
Isaac Collins
Based
Blake Peterson
The absolute state of this board. Turn 180 degrees and walk away now.
Robert Bennett
>tfw they'll probably never speak again
Christopher Cook
Luis Diaz
Are Historia and Farmer-kun having Eren watch their baby for the evening or something?
Aaron Bailey
>this thread
vocaroo.com
Elijah Walker
Based YAsis!
Thomas Hall
based real hunterchad
Mason Garcia
Basado
Parker Smith
>What does it say about me that I was an EMfag when watching the anime (first 25 episodes) and then became an EHfag when reading the manga?
That you are based and redpilled.
Jacob Clark
Is Eren into BDSM?
Ian Russell
F
Evan Edwards
>Farmer is smilling in the back happy he could redeem himself for his past and rejoices as Eren hugs his child
Based
Kayden Green
I only started liking EH because of the cuckasa memes but now that it's actually likely I feel bad for Mikasa
Austin Fisher
John Marston, we hardly knew ye
Camden Campbell
>tfw picturing Historia whipping Eren
Cameron Fisher
t. sad YHfag
Bentley Clark
Pussy.
Jayden Edwards
Enter: CHADbo Kirstein
Aiden Reed
Imagine
Ayden Peterson
It's better for Mika to be with a man who truly loved her all this time
Brayden Harris
He raped her didn't he? Just look at her trauma-induced eyebags from those sleepless nights! Would be a kino revelation tho
Nolan Turner
>Hook attached to her titan
Mikabros...
Jason Perez
It's not rape if it's consent
Anthony Lee
Zeke is right
Hunter Rodriguez
Nice character development, user.
David Butler
>Jean
>surviving
Kayden Stewart
*Historia raped Eren
Adrian Nelson
Pic related.
Tyler Martinez
It's even more adorable that these 2 both share the same taste and love for metal music said by Isayama in a interview.
Landon Perry
Let me have faith
Matthew Gonzalez
thats actually cute as shit and plausable
Asher Hill
Who then? Because Jean only had a superficial crush on her because of her pretty hair.
Jacob Ward
And people still doubt Eren's view on Historia wasn't influenced by Frieda? After we got this panel?
Parker Taylor
>Jean
>Not surviving
Jackson Howard
Aaron Green
wild like Chadren
David Fisher
You're a mentally ill shitren Uchiha self inserter.
Cooper Mitchell
Let's all hope.
Jordan Powell
In what universe would this ship ever work?
Xavier Reyes
I unironically self-insert as Eren[/spoler]
Connor Flores
We here are based
Caleb Price
The best one, duh.
Parker Richardson
Based and yeagerpilled
Ayden Phillips
I wanna FUCK Historia. It's not fair, bros.
Connor Campbell
In a universe where Armin isn't useless
Josiah Wright
CHADren
Dominic Bennett
If Eren survives, how many additional children will they have?
Jackson Myers
He got their memories, by that logic he should have been influenced by Grisha and WHT aka Ahmed shard as well but those are just memories he obtained.
Joseph Nguyen
>Gee Eren, how come Isayama lets you have two Hisus
Charles Richardson
Do you seriously not know my guy?
Justin Williams
The cope here is too big
Cooper Watson
An adult AND a loli. #FuckingBlessed
Jacob Stewart
If he's still dying of Titan aids maybe another 1 or 2
John Rogers
No wonder they're so depressed
Leo Sanchez
Of course he survives, Zeke is gonna use loli to attach his head back, it's basically Kakuzu and Hidan all over again.
Jace Murphy
>Highschool AU where Yelena is a PE teacher who made Armin his boy toy
There you go
Jaxson Perry
Not enough.
Never enough.
Logan Ramirez
No, it's important for Historia's character that she have autonomy and is able to make her own choices. This is also why the pregnancy being an accident is one big meme. People here tend to look at the situation only from Eren's perspective, but that's only half the story.
Samuel Collins
I miss Marlo
Benjamin Mitchell
Who?
Caleb Richardson
Hisu is just playing a role, she doesn't care about being queen, doesn't care about the child nor about Eldia.
Connor Richardson
Zeke is objectively the worst.
Landon Jenkins
>Frieda wanted to fuck Hisu
Connor Hill
Why is hitch such a slut bros?
Connor Bailey
>Zeke: we must end the pain
>Also Zeke: slaughters every Eldian he sees
Based Isamaya's coherent writing
Chase Thomas
I wanna cum inside Hitchu
Gabriel Bailey
Were they the best ship?
Christian Morales
How else was she supposed to get into the MP?
Easton Hughes
>this level of cope
Lincoln Robinson
Hitch??
More like BITCH
Mason Perez
He didn't want that slut
Levi Young
Way to miss the point on purpose retard
Oliver Young
correct
Henry Ortiz
>People here tend to look at the situation only from Eren's perspective, but that's only half the story.
If Eren does have romantic feelings expect them to be reciprocated
Joshua Moore
He just thinks that she dislikes him because he's too pure to see how obviously she likes him
Christopher Clark
Now try a proper reply like a normal human being.
What did you mean by this ?
Josiah Bell
>entire cave scene
>freedomfag
yes absolutely
Joshua Rodriguez
Zackley was too pure for this world
Jaxon Scott
Why is Eren's body so feminine?
Nicholas Thomas
>Virgins
Levi
Mikasa
Armin
Bertolt
Zeke
Porco
Floch
>Non-virgins
Eren
Historia
Ymir (probably scissored with some recruits before falling for Historia)
Reiner (lost it to whores after returning home)
Connie and Sasha (fuck buddies but they stopped out of fear of getting too awkward)
Hange (definitely a big slut in her youth)
Pieck
>Unkown
Jean (could have drowned in pussy during the timeskip, could have made Mikasa his oneitis)
Andrew Hill
What a cute picture of Falco and his child.
Dominic Butler
>could've gotten laid with a qt slut
>got pulverized instead
Based Erwin and his 4d chess
Ethan Martin
Jean probably bought himself a prostitute during the timeskip
Alexander Wright
Who knows how many STDs Hitch had. Marlo made the right decision
Landon Gonzalez
What were zombie Jean and zombie Annie doing? Why were in that position?
John Lee
>Floch
Implying he hasn't raped some civilian on Liberio
>Armin
Implying he hasn't been raped yet
Logan Rogers
>Levi
>virgin
lmao he fucked all the sluts in the underground city including his mother and your mother
Jace Watson
>she hurts him a little too much and starts crying
Noah Morris
>Hange (definitely a big slut in her youth)
d-d-delet this
Connor Gutierrez
What position?
Luis Jenkins
>he doesn't know that Hitch is actually a virgin slut
try to be less autistic and understand women
Ryder Adams
>Connie
He is still a virgin after getting cucked by Niccolo.
Samuel Garcia
>Floch
>implying Paradisian women aren't all over that Restorationist dick
Jackson Ward
>tfw Jean's a strapping handsome youth with a good heart enslaved to a goddamn Ackerdog
He doesn't even have autism to blame
Jason Phillips
>Hisu is just playing a role, she doesn't care about being queen, doesn't care about the child nor about Eldia.
Need to say more? Historia isn't role playing like Krista, doesn't care about the child you are delusional if you think a girl that build an orphanage doesn't care about it indifferent from who is the father, she also literally wanted to sacrifice herself for Eldia "good", she doesn't want to be the queen but it was her own choice to accept. Literally the dumbest post in this thread and that's saying something
Nicholas King
ganging up on Sasha with Connie
Brody Wood
What about Gabi?
Noah Gomez
Aren’t you forgetting the “shut up crybaby” line
Isaac Cox
are there any characters that look like you?
Ryan Howard
He loves her crying face though.
Brayden Ortiz
Hitch is a slut, deal with it.
Jose Cox
>client walks into room to fuck cheap prostitute
>sees a rotting corpse on the bed and a white african child sitting on the corner
>corpse makes him want to vomit
>"sigh" *unzips dick*
Samuel Clark
Ymir got banged by Marley soldier had at least 100 cocks. Porco also fucked Pieck in the ass and it's canon as fuck
Colton Rivera
He lives with his mother after all.
Christopher Clark
She doesn't want to do any of those things you delusional fucker, lmao. She just wants to be left alone to figure herself out.
Adrian Walker
She's like five seconds away from blowing Falco
Adrian Williams
t. YHfag
Ryan Price
There's always brothels I guess
Connor White
Hitch is a virgin you stupid incel, lmao.
Isaiah Cruz
thats why he fakes it to make her feel bad and apologize
Gavin Rogers
Yes
Zachary Thomas
t.EH fag
Benjamin Young
Jean also wanted to fuck Hisu and liked the idea of making a co-ed bathouse where he could look at naked women.
His old waifufaggotry is nowhere near the levels of Mikasa or Falco's.
Jackson Carter
t. numale
Dylan Watson
That would just make his inferiority complex toward Eren worse.
Elijah Gomez
t.neckbeard who can't into women
Benjamin Allen
Zeke is canon gay.
Cameron King
t. assblasted dyke
Levi Foster
t. beta orbiter
Luis Long
How?
Dylan James
She'll save him.
Isaac Hill
Do you think Annie kept awake every single night to the sounds of Hitch aggressively masturbating for hours on end while muttering Marlowe's name?
Oliver Jenkins
Enter GODren
Mason Campbell
Godvi fucked Petra, Nifa and Isabel
Carter King
Liam Jenkins
t.dumb incel
Levi Sanchez
Sauce
Nicholas Nguyen
Why Kruger instead of Eren?
David Foster
Rent free, EH faggot
Bentley Gonzalez
just fuck each other already, you virgins.
Robert Hill
t. Mentally ill Floridian creatura.
Christopher Bell
Next chapter: Ymir reveals she created fake ymir to protect her future mother with paths
William Sanders
He did deep down. He only realized it a second before his death
Carter Gutierrez
I think that shows the last 'pure' titan shifters shown, which is why the FT and WHT are Frieda and Willy's sister.
No clue why Bort is the CT tho
Nolan Moore
t. butthurt waifufag
Joseph Morris
So far the chance of Eren being the father is 30%
Carter Hill
Right here, but I am more of a yeagerbros united friend
Oliver Watson
t. captain autismo in charge of understanding 2D women
Daniel Ross
la creatura...
Kayden Russell
Can you imagine what would Eren say to him if that's the case? Literally "that kakkoii guy is looking down on me" all over again.
Joseph Jones
t. butthurt waifufag
Luis Morales
Why would Eren care?
Ian James
When will she be free of the chair?
Benjamin James
October
Eli Roberts
Which one?
Mason Evans
BASED
Jacob Cox
Eren is always judgemental to Jean.
Gabriel Taylor
Basado
Kayden Walker
Rico, she's older so should be more experienced. Sasha would eat your dick, Historia wouldn't know what to do, Annie would kick your ass and Mikasa would EREH the entire way through
Bentley Taylor
Probably were in Hange's class along with Connie. But at the end of the day, this is just Eren's obsessive dream in which his bullies get screwed and he becomes the hero.
Brayden Rodriguez
Grayson Cook
>females
None
Jacob Rivera
gayyyyy
Noah Jones
yes
he was just too dense to realise he did
Luke Young
did she use toys?
Austin Perez
*ahem*
YMIR IS A WHORE!
Jonathan Sullivan
>muttering Marlowe's name?
There's no way people actually do this
Robert Adams
t. faggot
Samuel Edwards
>Why were in that position?
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller night
Brandon Williams
based on the most appealing pose, Annie
Ethan Barnes
Is a little judgement really enough to blueball yourself for years?
Brandon Morales
Badum dum dum dum dum
Badum dum dum dum dum
Elijah Garcia
this, who the fuck says anything when doing that?
Jaxson Garcia
Brandon Phillips
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT YMIR!
Nicholas Gray
Joshua Murphy
>Grisha kept him alive just so he could end up eating his own shit
Ian Brooks
Zeke will go along with his plan, so the only chance they have to stop him and win, is that Historia will have to eat Eren, since the vow is already broken.
Dominic Baker
missionary with Hisu for the sole purpose of procreation
Jacob Cruz
Wait, did mod autosage this thread?
Kevin Evans
t. SELF-INSERTER
David Brown
What's his endgame?
David Hall
why did she straighten her hair?
Caleb Nguyen
Bad sequel with survivor babies
Xavier Harris
evidently, despite there being far more shittier threads in the catalog
Jose Carter
It looks like it one minute, and not the next.
Jonathan Howard
Andrew White
>my life is the same as zeke
>even had the “I wish I never born into this word” mentality
>saw my sister being treated with love by my father while I’m stuck with my grandparents
>read the manga
>motivated by eren and historia
>the only true goal I have now is having a family
Kek can’t wait for eren to change zeke mind just like he did with me.
Jose Watson
every shingeki has a least 4 kids
Elijah Cruz
Based Abeyankopon
Cameron Rivera
A bit of commentary about Eren's memories in this chapter.
What do you think?
Owen King
Based
Jose Morgan
World*
Jace White
>Historia FUCKED THIS
Damn.
Nathan Myers
Abe really hit the mark with SnK huh?
Jacob Campbell
Now he is free from the pain of living
Jordan Clark
You make Abe proud
Ryder Rivera
Erenchads are truly the Chadest Chads
Noah Bailey
Good luck, Abebro!
Matthew Long
Based and redpilled
Kevin Turner
Based and Abepilled.
Benjamin Parker
Pretty on spot
Nolan Brooks
Poor Hisu
Gavin Collins
>lost seats in both the recent general election and the upper house election
HA
Brody Turner
Yeah baby Ereh is a hit and it's more natural than his other propagandas ie franxx
Michael Collins
We know, hisu
Caleb Long
This fanart doesn't do baby Eren justice
Alexander Wood
cute bab
Adam Gonzalez
Based and Abepilled
Nolan Green
From where did you get that?
William Morris
Shame on you. He's sulking now!
Aiden Price
New interview from isayama, he confirmed Eren as the man in the last panel, but said he scratched it again, in other words, RIP Eren
youtube.com
Brayden Adams
why is this thread autosaging
Ryan Myers
>Yea Forums of all places is ecstatic about family and procreation themes
Joshua Morris
the man trying to keep us down
Liam Hall
>implying you don't want your favourite shigekis to have a loving family and bab of their own
Adrian Hernandez
The hair isn't dumb enough but that ones really cute
Cooper Gutierrez
The chapter was 30% baby it's to be expected. Baby shingekis are very cute.
Ryan Taylor
post baby shigekis
Jeremiah Davis
Faggot janny can't handle this manly thread filled with discussion about family, brotherhood, fatherhood, nationalism, honor, sacrifice, and duty.
Thomas Sanders
Janny is a dog lover
Alexander James
I want one
Cameron Green
I made it
Sebastian Walker
what was even the point though? to discourage shingeki threads? autosage is such a weird moderation tool
Noah Watson
so cute
Matthew Sanders
Why go from left to right?
Couldn't it be better going down in chronological order?
Elijah Peterson
We were taking space away from /pol/ crossboarders and the 20 other shonenshit generals.
Elijah Parker
thread euthanasia plan, all new posts are sterile and can't bump
Landon Nelson
Is this real and true?
Sebastian Wilson
Huh? The numbers are mostly placed chronologically, only the listing is place from left to right.
Jaxon Williams
He posted it on dumblr thats why.
Carson Mitchell
Is /snk/ finally kill?
Daniel Brooks
No. PATHS will revive us.
Evan Myers
That's what I mean the listing in chronological order
Adam Bennett
Good. Have at least 2 children
Evan Richardson
NEVER
Parker Peterson
Time mark?
Adrian Phillips
Fuck jannies
Chase James
It can't end like this. Lolimir will save us!
Brayden Phillips
>real and true
The absolute state
Sebastian Rivera
Oh well, I guess we'll have to make a new thread since the jannies are passive aggressive faggots.
Cooper Peterson
What I implied is if the interview is actually real and if it is, is what the user said about the interview true.
Cooper Turner
jannies are fat, ugly, and stupid
Dominic Allen
And what I implied is you must be naive as fuck think it's real and true