sharp ears or fat ears?
let's settle this once and for all
Elfs
Grayson Martinez
Adrian Stewart
Elves are made for anal sex.
Jonathan Rivera
Cocksleeves
Carson Price
Sharp
Jack Perry
Knife ears.
Around elves watch yourselves
Evan Roberts
Shera is literally a manifestation of an ideal female elf. Both her personality and design are just perfect
Levi Price
seemen demon
Xavier Martin
You both don't understand the magnificence of ears forplay.
You can be rougher when they have not these knife ears.
Carter Peterson
I like long sharp ears more on elves. The sort of fatter or stumpier ones look better on say demons or imps.
Jace Taylor
She is a fat dumb cow from a trash isekai and should never be put next to good elves like HEA, Deedlit and Marcille.
Charles Turner
right but also wrong. elves are for goblin, orc and tentacle orgies
Joshua White
These kinds of ears.
Carson Lee
Sharp as daggers.
Connor Brooks
Ears you can actually fuck and be an enjoyable act between both participating parties.
Lincoln Sanchez
Elves are for making half breeds.
Levi Jones
I can appreciate either. Big fat elf tits are a must though, I'm not really interested in flat.
Samuel Johnson
fat ears on space elfs
Brayden Morris
Fat doesn't belong on elves. Also you posted a half elf.
Aiden Sanchez
No, you don’t understand the magnificence of cocksleeve ears
Lucas Collins
Elves are for elves. Only an elf-hater would want to destroy the best fantasy race with their inferior genes.
Joseph Phillips
Explain
Christopher Nguyen
>best fantasy race
that would be warhammer orks
James Green
Ian Murphy
it looks like it's covered in fur
Michael Miller
only good elf is the one with huge tits
everything else is a abomination of nature
Adrian Carter
Yamada is the best elf desu
Jacob Mitchell
No.
Joshua Perry
Huge tits are an abomination on elves. You can demand large udders on basically any other race, but it's retarded on the slender, dexterous, nimble and graceful race. Porn has shat up your brain, read some good fantasy.
James Wood
But both of those are fantasy because elves aren't real.
James Nguyen
Any wholesome elf doujins? I don't get the hatred of elves at all, they don't deserve the fat bald men curse.
Robert Clark
Wyatt Nelson
Don't insult Deedlit & Marcille by grouping them with HEA.
Oliver Baker
Connor Nguyen
Doesn't matter, I like elves in general
Liam Reed
Sharp.
Aiden Garcia
Fat, though I don't know any other elves with ears like Marcille's.
Carson Gutierrez
Not anime and manga fuck off.
Ethan Hughes
Shera is the best. Just the best.
Christian Cooper
Sharp ears that slightly droops down or to the side. Rather than pointy vs fat or big vs small breast, it's more important that she has a somewhat mature or worldly personality. Elves being immature or naive is doesn't make sense considering their age.
Austin Cook
Of course they, in fiction. You wouldn't call a three-heeded lizard an elf, because you know what constitutes this fictional race. Any elf with huge lumps of fat is simply bad at being an elf, next to all the other mistakes japanese writers make when writing about them. Just like making dwarves tall and hairless.
Kayden Gonzalez
>Just like making dwarves tall and hairless.
What?! They do that?
Joshua Baker
>You wouldn't call a three-heeded lizard an elf
Sometimes it happens, but large breasts like those should never be called an elf.
Elijah Evans
Already happened in some isekai, but only for the female dwarves.
Anthony Flores
Zachary Hughes
>in some isekai
You mean this one? I haven't seen a lot of female dwarves.
Colton Reyes
>2nd year married
>2nd pregnancy
>not lewd
LMAO.
Also, Abe would be proud.
Carson Cooper
>isekai were dorf are shotas and lolis
Name it
Ian Ross
Elves are dumb
Andrew Diaz
Outbreak company.
Juan Hall
Elven ears as delicacy when?
Asher Long
They already are.
Kevin Martinez
>all these """""""""elves""""""""""" posted so far
Jesus fucking christ, all should be gassed alongside the fans.
Though Marcille is ok I guess.
Joshua Phillips
Reminder that in the original D&D campaign she became the protagonist after parn bit it early on.
Christopher Martin
>modernshit
Oliver Perez
You wan make dwarves tall if they come from a land of giants.
David Brooks
Whatever kind of ears, I really hope they'd stop adding unnecessary meat to an elf.
Landon Young
>Implying Deedlit is any better
fucking LMAO. Bitch is just an accessory to show how awesome and noble Parn is. At least Marcielle is an actual character. In fact, the elves of Dragon Meshi are all more well developed than her.
Ryder Torres
Jackson Thomas
Sorry, user but its the truth. Deedlit is just a D&D elf with some tolkien sprinkles added on top to make her seem well rounded. In actuality she spends most of RoLW thirsting after Parn and getting captured.
Adam Gonzalez
Not just their ears.
David Martin
>HEA
>2000 year old virgin womanchild
Her whole personality is ADVENTURE, she could be any other race and it wouldn't make a difference. Don't get me wrong, she's a great character, but she isn't a particularly great elf.
Owen Stewart
BUT SHE'S NOT JAPANESE IT DOESN'T COUNT
Bentley Price
>Implying
Deedlit is garbage just like lodoss, being old doesn't make it good.
Easton Martin
SHARP
Jaxson Sanders
HEA is at least better designed than all these disgusting cows. Her unreasonable age and her behavior that doesn't fit that age are exactly the things I don't like about her as well.
James Reed
How about just making them pointed ears not jagged fucking appendages sticking out well over a foot away from the person's head?
Angel Campbell
because we can
Isaac Taylor
Jason Brown
Maybe some kinds of elves reproduce by their ears growing enough until one splits off to form a new one.
James Gutierrez
Because in Japan pointy ears are for onis or something like that.
Connor Garcia
Eli Hall
Jack Smith
>was only a romantic interest because male player found it hilarious to creep out Parn's player
>let Parn die in a boss fight to get his loot
>pawned it off a session later
Deedlit was shit.
Justin Bailey
>look at me I am an oldfag because I like old animes
Asher Sanders
Everything fat
Benjamin Cooper
Why didn't we get this as an anime? It's Konosuba tier dickishness.
Eli Flores
That would give it away too easily that they're not actually elves but just reskinned humans
Blake Green
Fat tits or flat chest
Brandon Carter
The point is that she's a sheltered, rebellious younger sister of a race that refuses to acknowledge anyone who hasn't witnessed the earliest eras of the world as an adult, and literally hasn't completed her development years. Biologically and mentally, she is as old as she looks like as growth stimuli in elven fantasy land are basically waiting for the perfect moment to derive a perfect understanding of what a falling leaf down a stream means and an elf is only an adult after he's understood all about the philosophy of how arrow volleys are falling leaves and cannibal giants are rivers and all the flowery poetry that can be deciphered from millions of years of contriving parables.
Bentley Wood
Ethan Foster
Kill those "elves" and then yourself.
Ryan Cox
Imagine hugging that knife ear and getting blinded in the process. Fat ears are the superior choice, they would gently bend in your embrace.
William Morales
Whichever is better for rape
Ethan Lewis
>this thread
Alexander Gomez
Ears bend, lad. Even the pointy ones.
Andrew Watson
What about Carnivorous Elves?
Jayden Rivera
Shoot, I wish that dark-skinned elf got more screen time.
Andrew Reyes
Handsome dark elves
Jaxon Harris
>too eager to be contrarian
the question has nothing to do with any feature that could be qualified feminine or masculine, we are talking about ears
Josiah Jenkins
The longer and sharper the better.
Adrian Martinez
short and sharp
Colton Reyes
which warhammer, there's three of themm
Eli Anderson
What a slut!
Brayden Myers
Nigga fuck elves
Austin Hill
Fat and slutty.
Luis Murphy
Who needs fucking elves.
Aiden Barnes
You sure didn't even bother to post one. This thread is pretty much trash now, elf-haters and retards everywhere.
Camden Perez
user Deedlit was iconic, but was boring besides being fucking cute.
Camden Reed
>i am a genius
>oh no!
He was a dumbass
Oliver Morales
Gabriel Ward
>pointed ears
Those are not cute at all. And you can't use them as handlebars
Daniel Lewis
- We need to go wider -
Isaiah Murphy
Fuck off, you are making your elf a disservice by being an edgy stop liking what I don't like faggot.
Ryder Edwards
Doujin of the year.
David Parker
Like models, he is as hot as he is dumb.
Chase Diaz
I want to become an elf by sucking a hot elf goddess's breasts like no tomorrow.
I mean, I want to save the world and environment by that. Wish that was possible.
Parker Bailey
>elves with cow tits
>elves flat as a board
Which?
Alexander Edwards
Fat ears, they look better in hentai.
Jace Jones
elves with dicks
Sebastian Lopez
Large but retaining a rounded-teardrop shape.
Samuel Taylor
Die boomer
Juan Sanchez
Kek
Caleb Howard
You don't belong in this world!
Jason Cooper
Owen Carter
I'm pretty sure that's an Inkling from Splatoon, user
Owen Morgan
I love this thread
Landon Sanders
She has freckled ginger titties so she can be whatever she wants.
Isaac Gutierrez
true
Juan Sanders
Molested
Landon Bennett
warhammer 4k
James Bailey
Oliver Torres
This much.
Gabriel Taylor
Brunette Elves
Jaxson Gutierrez
Brayden Walker
Parker Bell
anything but those ugly round ones
William Reed
Charles Anderson
hot
Christian Peterson
I like the ogres better
Gavin Collins
fat cuz sharp hurts my dick.
William Phillips
Daniel Myers
Carson Jackson
For me length is more important than shape.
Aiden King
That isn't even a butter knife. That's just a tongue presser.
Jaxon Butler
Yes.
Jordan Nguyen
Considering how Laius is passionate about monsters, I figured he would probably end up with a sapient monster girl.
Would he get horny around elves if he found out they were monstrous in origin?
Ian Jackson
Aaron Wilson
Those shorts are magical.
Jeremiah Collins
>anime_fin
Robert Allen
No, those elves serve a higher, more sexual, purpose. So do you.
Julian Martin
Marcille makes me lean towards fat.
Jose Stewart
But Abe-san, no elf is Japanese.
Daniel Walker
Luis Wright
Fuck the elves
Fuck humans
Fuck everybody
ORC SUPREMACY!!
Mason Johnson
You can like cow tits, dark elves and whatever Marcille is but don't tell that this fetish shit it's ok.
Zachary Hernandez
It is not really fetish, just a manga with some chubbiness as part of humor.
Perhaps you haven't read it but hate on it based on indirect ideas you formed about it? Having no sense of humor is also a sign of autism and so on you know.
The problem is likely 100% you, in any case.
Thomas Roberts
Which elves are best for hunting?
Liam Kelly
Cosplay elf.
Aaron Smith
Not as magical as what they did to the catgirl.
Wyatt Morris
cyborg elves
Ryder Foster
Did they fuck?
Logan Cook
Fuck Slannesh.
Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Khorn Flakes for Milk!
Aiden Walker
Elf butt
Luke Martinez
Nathaniel Perez
This loli will make a fibe tribute for Khorn!
Mason Walker
nice nopan
Henry Russell
cute
Elijah Foster
carefully with the edge Jimmy
Jeremiah Anderson
since when have orcs had horns?
japan really has the most off model iterations of fantasy/mythological creatures
>pig-headed "orcs"
>leech faced "vampires"
>ass-wings on demon girls
>"dragons" that stand on two legs
>"elves" that are shorter than humans and may or may not have dumb round ears
>beast-kin that are literally just humans with animal ears + tail
>slimes that take a woman's form because the dick demands it
Parker Richardson
>ass-wings on demon girls
You better not be shit talking hip wings. Not only are they the most anatomically correct place to put wings given humans center of gravity, but they're also exponentially sexier. Grabbing the base of a hip wing while railing on her from behind is truly patrician.
William Diaz
Not yet
Logan Walker
Depends on terrain, but generally for tree infested areas you want the light-skinned ones and for caves/mountains other kinds. Mind you, individually they can gain skills and equipment needed to function optimally outside their native enviroments.
Ryan Moore
idgaf
All I'm saying is that these are all mainly Japan-only things
Gabriel Morris
It's not the shape, it's chewability which does matter.
Thomas Brown
I wonder if the teenage edgelords here even get the "hunting" was really just finding girls and stripping them naked for reasons.
Aiden Sanders
Sucks that poor, cute elf princess was stuck as a dog.
Benjamin Baker
Reminder that fat-eared elves are basically trash on par with lesser races like h*mans or dw*rves.
Justin Diaz
Honestly, doesn't matter to me if it's big, small or flat as hell, elves are just perfect creatures and incredibly lewd.
Austin Nguyen
Depends on what suits the character better, but personally I think the chunkier ears are cuter.
Jeremiah Reed
Erufu is perfect and so are her ears.
Juan Hall
...As racist as this sounds, I don't see any difference.
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TA MEH.
Nicholas Long
Why is this hairstyle so rare?
Jayden Sanchez
All elve sympathizers get the sword
Brody Morgan
ear shape doesn't matter as long as they're not just stuck up humans with pointy ears and an arbitrary 3 digit age stuck to them
elves with excess fat are disgusting
Levi Johnson
Brayden Perry
Massive dick.
Isaiah Perez
Cease this heresy
Nicholas Cox
We did, its called Rune Soldier.
Record of Lodoss War is just more serious even if was just D&D group dicking around at first before it was turned into a "proper" high fantasy ... Rune Soldier have a lot of humor but I guess is less known simply because its not as serious as Record of Lodoss War.
Nathan Fisher
Every elf posted here are inferior to the perfection that is pic related
Joshua Sullivan
That is no longer slutty.
She is just some bestiality freak.
Carson Hughes
>ywn have cute futanari elf with huge dick
James Perry
bolice
Daniel Robinson
Sharp, easily. They don't call them knife ears for nothing.
Lucas Green
Knife ears wouldn't look right if they aren't knife shaped, faggot.
Brody Green
my space nigga
Jacob Hernandez
I was going to say fat ears, but the example fatties are pretty shit.
Nathan Nelson
Someone needs to stop these sexual predators.
David Thomas
Western elf, kys
Hunter Thompson
fat
Hudson Thompson
3rd pregnancy*
Brayden Taylor
Kevin Thomas
This is the ideal elf
Jack Diaz
Sharp ears objectively look so much better
Isaiah Carter
I think Marcille is the only fat-eared elf I've ever actually liked.
Tyler Edwards
She had twins the first time, it's only her second one. Unless season 4 gets made.
James Hernandez
Wrong, this is peak elf. You may not like it but this is what peak elf looks like.
Connor Diaz
> Taylor did not smash her
That is like the only thing that I remember from that show and it still makes me sad
Asher Wood
Truly a saddening event.
Jeremiah Hughes
Sharp
Adrian Morgan
look at those pink lips
Noah Barnes
Elves are so lewd, their debauchery creates gods
Joseph Gonzalez
Connor White
>Not posting the ultimate yoga master
Elijah Collins
James Torres
Are there any other characters with short, fat, and pointy ears like this one? I feel like I haven't seen any ever.
Austin Mitchell
wrong, the ideal elf is a cute nun one
Wyatt Roberts
Ian Brown
>pig-headed "orcs"
Didn't first edition D&D have those? Hence why they caught on in Japan in the first place.
>"dragons" that stand on two legs
Literally what's the problem, this appears in western concepts too.
James Powell
>0 legs drakes
>2 legs wyvern
>4 legs dragon
Zachary James
God the part where she got mind controlled gave me a massive boner
Julian Taylor
>Didn't first edition D&D have those? Hence why they caught on in Japan in the first place.
Pretty sure it's from Dragon Quest 1, when Akira Toriyama was asked to make the enemy designs and he had no idea what an orc was supposed to look like.
Ryan Rivera
If that's too much for you there is this pale mother fucker who's also an orc. Aka Jiren
Jonathan Perez
>Jiren the Orc.
this is from a recent manga, isnt it?
Carter Butler
Best post in this thread.
Xavier Mitchell
Stravaganza. Not really recent but someone should be translating its final volume. Jiren the orc got fucked.
Gabriel Thomas
canon