Comiket 96 / C96

Day 4 - Last day

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>tfw not in japan and restricted to buying with high doujin store margins on top of proxy fees on top of double shipping costs on top of double taxation, paying easily 3x more than a comiket attendee

It begins.

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Loli day.

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It's finally time for 2hu

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I just want to say that I'm glad the panda is still here with us to celebrate another Comiket.

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>isn't able to simply walk in a toranoana and walk out with stacks of doujins
feels bad man.

I'd buy one of everything on that stand

I wonder why there's so much overlap between those two series. Even nekopants has been doing both of them.

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Oh, it's that guy.

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The time has come.

Reminder that Sadpanda is the only place that accepts all porn and non-porn anime/manga/LN content regardless of its genre.
When Sadpanda is gone there will be nothing to replace it.

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The three queens.

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That girl look fucking flat, I'm disappointed cool

>tfw you don't even get a chance to buy it online because the artist isn't selling it online and no one's auctioning it

That makes me think, do artists sign their books if you ask them?

Gib link for WBaWC

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>this many people
I sure hope they have good emergency plans and no gasoline aoba can cause a second holocaust.

BBWs selling porn of themselves.

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>mountains and angels

Cool. Here's to wataten getting more popular.

Who's ready for the real shit?

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>walk into a shop that sells hentai in Akihabara
>find entire tankoubons for 400-800 yen
>individual doujinshi for 400-600, collections for 1000-1500
>spend over 25,000
>customs doesn't check shit on the way back
If a solar flare comes and all electronics stop working, I'll be fine.

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Now that it's back though, surely people will be backing everything up in case something like that happens again. Right?

What fantasy world do you live in?

Almost there!

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>The 3 Stages of Comiket

>no beer in his hand
Imposter.

You're in line for hours at a time and you've got to carry everything with you in japan's humid summer. What did you expect exactly?

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30 minutes in and I am done with the first floor of west hall on to the 2nd and then I am done

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Are these booth babes or are there just a lot of artists that are cute girls?

Blessed

qt girl smiled for your photo in the middle there. You should talk to her.

Okay Yea Forums which one of you is that fat red fuck?

Whats the ordering?

Oh man that poster is super cute, hopefully there's a high res version later.

Yes there will. There's a need for it, someone will always create a replacement. Just look at how quickly Nyaa was replaced. The only thing that will truly shut us down is some kind of totalitarian crackdown on hentai from world governments.

Why is he so cute?
Really good pick. Ganbare.

>that big fat white guy

Resignation, contempt, then pure joy. Your order may vary.

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>Tsugudom
What the fuck, she's not being ripped apart?

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New typehatena?

Yesterday dumbass.

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We can only hope, but a lot of time the masters are actually smaller than they're blown up to be at comiket and there's artifacting.

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Why did she get so many weird doujins anyway?

So guys, how's the actual temperature inside and outside the venues?
I'm very curious.

I hope someone scans new Arekusa Mahone.

Mysterious and weird videos mixed with cute loli. It's a nice formula

Snuff videos.

Not everything, just what I give a shit about.

It's raining and I didn't buy an umbrella

She's the cutest in the world, so her internal organs must be equally as cute!

Is there a good place for the "artistically" taken photos of cosplay from Comiket?

It can't be helped.

GOD

where do these new people come from that don't know how to navigate the internet

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Cute booths.

Why are there so many Ryza works?
The game isn't out yet right?

DWU already sold out, that was fast

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What doujin would they buy?
Aside from Abe whose choice is obvious

I want to see that new Emilia doujin with a shota.

Is that a doujin table though? Looks like Monogatari in the background.

Eriri a shit

Pathetic.

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Y.Aoi knows you need to protect your loot from the rain.
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Isn't it cheaper to buy stuff in Nakano Broadway?

>Be in Japan
>Buy literally so much porn we have to buy a suitcase to put it all in
>Close to weight limit but clear.
>Get back home
>Open treasure chest of porn
>A small note
>This luggage was opened and inspected by the TSA
>Nothing missing
They say porn isn't allowed to be brought over but it seems they really don't care since its not a real threat.

No dont bully my son

Explain? Or do you mean your dick?

Cute white cat.

Either she's using the same poster as last year and taped over the sign or she got moved for someone more important than her trap vtuber.

It still blows my mind that they just can open and fuck with anyone's luggage, and nobody sees a problem with that.

OK, why is that pathetic?

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d-did you have loli?

>comiket over
>not even 1 page on sadpanda

did the chinks just migrate somewhere and not get the memo that it's back? It hurts bros...

Chinks set up their own site.

based Aoi

chinks scan but most keep to themselves in their own forums unless the book was a bounty. You're probably worse than them asking for scans when the event isnt even over

Isn't porn day on sunday? Which is already over.

>comiket over
Dumb broposter.

>no more porn for fat murrikans
Based chinks.

you're literally asking the day after? They havent event gotten on the plane back yet. Keep your pants on

Ill never get to go. Comiket is always my holiday rush. I make like $30000 a week in early august and mid december. I cant justify closing my office but honestly its the only thing I would be willing to travel to.

Every day is porn day dumbass, and day 4 is just the overflow from day 3.

I just remember the pages filling up faster past comikets, maybe it's the mandella effect.

It's gonna be really funny watching Americans SEETHE the next few years.

Wow, she must be 10 foot tall for her hands to be so large relative to the bottle

>Keep your pants on
What a hard thing to ask of user.

Me on the right.

>not even 1 page on sadpanda
There's more than just one page. Are you searching torrent filenames too? Remember some digital ones don't appear if you don't do that

Next summer one is in May, I think.

No, but I have all mud languages hidden, only japanese and english enabled.

>bros

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>[Sample]

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Wait I just did that and there's 4 pages what the fuck, have I been using sadpanda wrong my whole life? Why do people not upload with (c96) on the name?

>all mud languages hidden
How do this?
Just minus whatever language?

If all someone cares about is the content, it seems the safest way to avoid that possibility would be only buy things not likely to get scanned and scan them before leaving and not bring anything back.

because you don't do that with digital uploads yet the uploaders are nice enough for lazy fucks like us to leave tags in torrents...
and reminder to check e-h before if it's gonna be there, because they appear there before. One i was searching is there but not on ex yet. Fave it on e-h and then open it in ex, easy.

it's on sadpanda settings, just check the boxes, not that hard

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You should enable chinese as well.
Chinks don't always upload raws.

yeah listen to sometimes, for some authors, even korean, or you'll miss shit

I know. Putting all the eggs within this one basket will bite us hard one day.

does Itou Hachi have a booth this year?

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I will guard her shotacon doujin with my life. The only rain that's going to fall on those pages is my cum.

Any cosplayers to lewd?

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>cumming on your doujins
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

No much you can do when people ban you when you try to put certain eggs in their basket

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I will pay you $500 for everything in that image.

Yes, two books on day 1. A fair amount of good oneeloli this time.

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Figures the faggot saying "bros" would be causing his own problem.

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>A fair amount of good oneeloli this time.
Cant wait for it to be never be scanned

gib yd nero doujin now

Are these just photos of random buildings?

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I don't recognize those two girls at the bottom. I know Kanon has similar hair, but who are they.

Look all those literally whos

>lolivinci in the center
Main character!

They need to recover lost material that was deleted though

Are you dumb?

Most of the characters there are from "imaginary" timelines (Lostbelts), so yes, you're correct that they're literally whos to us.

>uo denim already sold out
I pray to the gods of hentai a hero manage to get it in time

What does he have to do with Takagi?

More like Fate Grand Turd.

Not a loli.

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Any fun cosplays?

user, that artist's whole thing for the last 5 or so doujins has been Yama no Susume x Wataten crossover, they're YnS characters.

Is the Susume love alive and well?

You are not a loli.

>I'm gonna dress up like a slut to a public event
>don't you take pictures silly boys or I'll call the police :3
>oh hi there Chadosuke!

>Newhalf front and center
They know what's good.

wheres da facking touken ranbu

Yes, there's a fair amount of it, but mostly non-h yuri that will never be scanned.

That stuff was for yesterday, I think.

Baaed building otaku

I think I'd like these over the h ones.
I'd love to give them 500 yen for it. Why does there literally have to be the whole earth between me and that doujin booth?

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To people on the scene, how fast do the loli artists typically sold out? I'll need it for reference when I go next comiket.

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The new 2hu final boss is cute as fuck

It's true. Look at that turd of babylon anime that was recently ripped.

It better be a loli.

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i need this scanned, my dick needs it scanned

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Dumb fuck

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And done got everything I wanted to get aside from one book in 2 hours. Heading to Akihabara to see if I can't track down that last book. Then I am going to the Airbnb

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>Going to Japan for loli doujin
Thats one of my goals

What bout the extra, is it new or anyone we know?

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I'm following the /jp/ thread where people are following some 2ch thread so it's probably going to take a while still.

That's the asassin apprentice one right? good shit.

>Assassins Pride
never heard of it.

She's cute, but doesn't look 'final boss'

Pro assassin is hired to teach a noble lady how to fight.
Or some dies trying.
Literally.

There were also those two YnS cosplayers who go to every event as Kokona and Aoi.

It's about some asassin guy who gets contracted to be the teacher of a girl to check if she got knight powers from her family and kill her if she proves otherwise, and as expected she doesn't have them but the asassin guy takes pity on her and "grafts" some of his samurai powers into her. She now strives to make sure she stands at the top or else the guys who hired him will sic more asassins into them.

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That is some next level cosplay

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I heard about Nakano after the fact from a friend who used to live in Japan, but I had already bought so much from just Radio Kaikan and Mandarake that I couldn't even hold any more.

These your gets? Looks really nice.

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What if the the agents who inspected your stuff were also the world's fastest scanners who smelled the value of your suitcase the moment you left the plane?

>It still blows my mind that they just can open and fuck with anyone's luggage, and nobody sees a problem with that.
Many, many people see a problem with it, but few are willing to harass their elected officials over it, and the officials themselves don't want to be the ones who get the blame from idiots when the next inevitable terrorist incident occurs.
This shit happened when people were vulnerable, and now it's very difficult to remove this malignant apparatus known as the TSA. It's fucked up, user.

didn't know deepwebunderground was this popular
but considering she got a BLACKED jav...

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We're all loli here.

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Even during Comiket, T S A

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Tanaka?

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finally

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Thank you for the eternal silliness, ZUN

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The fuck Zun she looks retarded

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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So not much different from his usual stuff then?

YEECAW

Going home now

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give scans on kama

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Didn't LLfags have a meltdown last time they had a collab with male characters?

>thread for this was delete
Mods really are trying to delete any resemble of board culture of this place, huh

You got abibibi did you?!

>Everyone sold out
>Doing Janken for posters now
That went fast.

There's another one for the original LL cast in GBF tonight so enjoy the second meltdown.

They're just going to be doing cosplay of the SV chars.

Yes, we had our fun with it

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>sadpanda kill
>sakurafish kill
>sfw loli kill
>DJT kill
>waifu wednesday kill
>quest threads kill
>r/a/dio kill
>mogra kill
>wake up koume kill
>yui claus kill
>buyfag forced to change their OP as a retarded loophole
>cannot make threads about specific arbitrary topics (strike witches, monster girl, im@s, love live, kancolle, etc.)
>any threads with young characters arbitrarily banned (gochiusa, prism illya, colors)

Meanwhile
>naruto threads allowed
>20+ shounenshit generals 24/7 allowed
>rec threads allowed
>netflix and CR shill threads allowed
>blog threads allowed
>3dpd and politics garbage allowed
>anime youtubers
>low tier shitposting everywhere (wojak, pepe, "incel", "thot", facebook/twitch tier abbreviations "rn", "omegalul")

Yea Forums is a unique case of a good board that was single handedly ruined by moderation instead of an influx of bad users. Yea Forums had amazing self-moderation before when shounenshit would get dubspammed and rec threads would get reported and told to fuck off. I don't know what happened in the past few years.
No fun is allowed there anymore

No, I was too busy getting other FGO loli stuff

>mogra kill
There was a thread last week wtf are you on about.

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>power-tripping mods
>new wave(s) of normalfags
>splitting from /jp/
about sums it up

>more LLfags tears

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It was banned for a time until people told the mods to fuck off

Another Upotte? Or more CQ-Bu

Target shooting 4koma adapted by 3Hz

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It blows my mind we have people looking at loli/incest/trap/degenerate fetishes with disdain on this board. Yea Forums used to have such chill threads. Normalfags ruins everything per usual.

>First scans coming out

>F/GO
>F/GO
>F/GO
>F/GO
>F/GO

I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO 2011 BEFORE GACHASHIT EXISTED

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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That one that already got translated hits all of my fetishes. I don't even give a shit about Fate but god damn it's good.

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but fgo doujins are great if they're ntr

ENJOY GETTING 1000 SCAN OF TOUHOU SHIT AND NO A SIMPLE SCAN OF YOUR FAVORITE SEASONAL ANIME FAGGOT

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No. That's just shitposters parroting things that never happened.

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As niche as anime and manga still is, elements of it have gained mainstream acceptance, most notable in the last eight years or so. Think the big name shows like Attack on Titan that have managed to garner some fair decent attention from the normie crowd.
This raise in awareness by normies is due, in no small part, to the rise in streaming services. Joe and Jane Normie, absent mindedly flipping through Netflix after binging the Office for the fifth time this year, are looking for something new to binge and happen to stumble upon some 'cartoon' they saw someone post about on Reddit or Facebook. They throw it on, and before you know it, they've found a whole new line of easy to watch shows to binge.
Naturally, overtime, some of those entry level plebs make their way here, and being normies, they've never had any experience with being the 'outsider', so they proceed to shit up the board.

In all likelihood, we will see this tread continue, and before you know it, we will have suffered the same fate as Yea Forums, Yea Forums, or any of the other boards whose interest have a low barrier to entry.

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>normies

Yesh, all these bitter twitter replies are fake

GBF's 2nd LL collab is tomorrow and nobody seems to care about self insert-kun
it was probably mostly faked

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to the point where the game implemented a prompt recommending that you play as the female MC avatar for the duration of the collab, which led to things like

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holy shit is there more of her

I specifically hate how known and repeated bait threads are allowed, while anything new and creative gets deleted.

boys can't participate in Love Live and there was a bunch of idol stuff for Djeeta
of course they'd ask you to move to the one with content
anything more is just /vg/ shitposting

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I appreciate your constructive input and considered insights.

>power masts
I love how they have these oddly specific interests.

remember back when newfags would lurk moar?
remember back when there was fucking self moderation?

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Well people just wanted a reaction out of others

emitsun killed love live
where's that fucking new game already

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No, I don't want sakura spam, yui spam and unrelated DJT threads back

Top cute!

>telling newfags to "lurk moar" is now considered exclusionary and gets you hounded upon by normalfags who just want spoonfeeding and hamfisting their bad habits onto boards

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>Pictures of electric towers

People buy that stuff?

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Contrary to popular belief, being an "otaku" isn't strictly limited to anime tiddies

feels so good to be a Fate/ Grand CHAD

Imagine living a life where everything you every want or could want was always right at your fingertips. You just had to flip on the radio, a television, go to your local book or video store, or join a popular local club for whatever sport or interest you have.
That's the find of world those people come from. They've never had to root around for something that interests them, and they've never had to build a community up around it.

The internet has really only exacerbated this issue.

Imagine being the yakuza in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emitsun, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific black nipples. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that yakuza and not only sit in that bed while Emi Nitta flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the mosaic censorship barely concealing her stretchmarks and greasy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that sex. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking breath but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's THE CUTEST AMATEUR and DAMN, THIS GIRL HAS A GREAT SINGING VOICE because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her fat fucking michelin ass release gases in your dick you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of schoolgirls and supermodels and later dead-eyed naive country girls for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Okinawa. You've never even smell anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste her breath as she forcefully shoves her tongue down your throat, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "rubenesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard eating karaage in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before your bosses could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking yakuza. You're not going to lose your future criminal career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Cute! Were there any Shinobu cosplayers?

>tfw no daughter to make her do cosplay

>20 years old

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bullshit.

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE TO LIVE IN

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wait legal lolis exist?

Were there anymore thick mangakas?

Dumb normalfags

Here’s the stuff

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i wish.

Show the Mamako doujin

post the nero one

Anybody happen to pick up that Sabrina hypnosis book?

Was there anything for smug fivehead?

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Hell yeah, this is the cool stuff I like seeing posted. We've got a coin shop in the town I live in, wonder if they'd have anything similar.

The most interesting you find in comiket aside of the porn?

Figurines, especially the metal ones.

Love and friendship

>Pre Kai-Ni Maya and Choukai
For what purpose? Their Kai Ni outfits are so much better.

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Cosplay

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Unfortunately it’s just a rough by Takuji but here

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Playing card games
IN JAPAN

Any photo?

This one?

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You are missing Illya's nipples

>that Hamakaze and Kashima doujin

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The anime told me she has none.

Very nice

Is this TRY?

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No, it's OrangeMaru, I don't think TRY isn't doing anything this Comiket probably because he's busy with his University as stated in his Jeanne Alter doujin

Doujin music. Mostly Touhou arranges but there are a lot of great original things too.

Do gyms not exist in Japan?

I still cant believe 2hu ended

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>skeleton sendoh
>skeleton maki

twitter.com/q61501331/status/1160782399128535040

Ao NO!

someone please tell me they bought the newest xration

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Would buy.

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Which one is that?

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How do people play shmups like touhou without mouse controls? I just dont get it

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pregnant lolis gallore

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with autism and determination

I swear that alp's girls are getting thicker in every book.


And I like it.

>cover has Kashima on it
>doesn’t actually feature Kashima within the doujin

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So which new or relatively new artists are worth checking this round?

nice enema dojin!

have you ever been to an american comic convention? same thing. the smellllllll

>gayshit on sadpanda

How the fuck do you block this shit?

It does, just not sexually

Go to my tags, type in yaoi, check hidden and then press save.

Tags > Hide m:males only

God damnit I didn't realize this was Day 3. A friend just showed me he got this.
FUCK, SHIT, GODDAMNIT my taitsu.

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>that fat gringo on the right
Kek

Pretty sure his comiket book will be sold in tora/melon too.

Hold Shift for focused movement.

Based, can't wait to fap to them

Yea Forumsermin newfag btfo

>pija

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any news from our lord and savior Murata?

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Get fucked bow down to the FGOchads

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Was there a bou released this time?

I like this one

Based

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>buy things not likely to get scanned and scan them before leaving
There are buying services that do that. You direct them to buy something and they go buy it. You pay for their trip transportation costs of course which is small since they combine multiple orders. They take apart the doujin or manga page and scan them.. You then download them. It's expensive to do it this way though. Roughly $240 for a tankoubon. But it's a top quality scan.


>did the chinks just migrate somewhere and not get the memo that it's back?
They buy and make scans at their private forum sites. That's how they weed out foreigners like you or me from getting their scans. They're pretty anal about charging fees for access.

>Based chinks.
They make money from selling off the scans in membership sites. Nothing new. You can join or choose not to, but they'll know if you're a foreign devil or not.

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of course

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Character ranking

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Gacha was a mistake.

Looking forward to it, but the sausage bodies not so much.

Just Fate

>F/GO shitting up another comiket.

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Is there a list with the gacha chars filtered out?

Would someone scan Illya Game Over? I really need to fap right now.

>To people on the scene, how fast do the loli artists typically sold out? I'll need it for reference when I go next comiket.
Are you going with a scanner? Buy the loli doujins, scan them, then upload them to your PRIVATE storage gallery at Sad Panda? Remember, if you have gold stars, then you have private gallery storage at the site. Of course, you can store on MEGA too.

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I agree his meaty plump girls look the best, but his pregnant lolis don't look that bad.

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>Alice, Remi, Patche, Flan, Marisa and Reimu all tied
This is amusing.
>and then Sakuya a bit lower

>Gil is the only male
Naisu

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How was the Tawawa line?

People still play Ragnarok in JP?

Based reference

Hell fucking no, I'll get them back to my own country where I have a proper scanner. No, I don't need to worry about customs. I just want to confirm how much of a rush do I need to go to get the doujins I want

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>the revenge of the male welsh sheep

That image honestly applies to US courts as well. Hell, probably applies to every court where the only thing that matters is the amount of money you can throw around for the right lawyer(s).

is this typehatena?

Glad the best DD's (3 of them at least) made the list.

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I guess? I appreciate the thicc, and i don't really mind the NTR. i'm just wondering if he's put a few chars from last season in the c96's issue of bou.

>tfw have lost interest to fate for being too much of an oldfag
Just couldn't fap to their doujin only

>a few years ago it was people complaining about Kancolle

Alright wheres the new zetsubou shiromuji at.

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>cosplay gf
>Medb

Oh yes

Is it just me or has he been getting smaller?

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>posting raw sheep dick unspoilered
uh....

Scan Santa now, my penis needs it

>kidnapping doujin artist in the middle of the day just to show off his doujin stash

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Why is there so much gaijin in comiket now?

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abe opened the gates to immigrants because muh aging population

My meager loot today

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She's hafu, you retard.
twitter.com/PattieCosplay/

>that rance doujin
Naise

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I only went to get asanagi and maidoll, that poster and bag are fucking glorious though

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Were you that guy on /h/?

delicious Monika fat tats.

ye bored now, waiting for friends to come back from comiket, they prolly went to akiba on way back tho

Awful the line fucking extended to on top of the hill
I just gave up

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Nice hostel

> PakoPakoCause
> Game Over
oh fuck please tell me they're pregnant PLEASE

meh top bed is better, if I close the privacy curtain it gets too stuffy and hot, but it's not bad for $30 a day

Yes and unfortunately it's the last chapter of the series.

me owo

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how french of you

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lel bunch or nipples I guess I'll repost my books

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>Yes
MUH, I know what the first thing I'm blowing a load to is as soon as it's scanned

My main target was creayus actually

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What will you be doing while you wait?

>fuetakishi
good shit lad.
CC in jew outfit is so perfect.

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that galko's artist book
omg

>People still play Ragnarok in JP?

Yep. The 3D version of Ragnarok M Eternal is the popular one and F2P (free to play). While for mobiles, people play it on their PC emulators.

ragnaroketernallove.com/

The above site even has the NOX emulator for PC use. The game selection display at the official iRO site also has Ragnarok M as one of the selectable options when you run the update loader. So it's hard to miss.

It's kind of cute to have my main on the PC and several helper chars running on my smartphones (and my sisters phone) following in the party. They automatically help fight because the game officially has options to let your chars automatically "Protect The Party". You can even choose for each character what skills or attacks they will automatically use.

Everyone is able to have pets that can fight or have other benefits. So no more alchemists having the only fighting pet (homunculus). Those old strategies you saw in the old days of RO are viable once again. There's been plenty of based AGI battle priests leveling all the way up and then they reset their stats/skills for support.

RO Doddler's Naked Challenge (no gears, no weapon, no heals, no suppoerters) versus MVP
youtube.com/watch?v=cIHFaPgW3rk

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I'ma prolly just to to akiba get one more maidoll for friend

ok

>Suck for you
eh

> all these loot pics
> not a single person bought xration
h-haha I think I'm starting to regret not doing the 5 hour queue

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Is there any man or woman in existence that can rival the absolute waifufag power and dedication of ccreayus?

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>asanagi

I think someone did but it's not like they're gonna upload it right now.

is maidoll really a girl?

there was one girl selling it but don't know if it was her or what

Yes.

How many of those are KC characters?

>that Okita and Okita Alter doujin by Ulrich

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number's in the mid-high 10's

Is this the first time this happened?

An author gets back his copyright from the manga publisher and starts making doujins?

The person I am talking about is the author of Yakitate Japan.

Either that it could be a manga assistant but the only 3 authors I know who make doujins with their own characters is Pochi, the author of the Bastard Manga, and the author of the Princess Resurrection Manga.

I guess Yakitate Japan's author joined this famous group now.

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A lot, maybe more than Fate.

Platelet.

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thats actually kind of hot

Damn, really? That's a surprise.

That's not Itou Hachi though right? Pretty familiar art, though I can't quite remember whose.

that's so fucking cool except for the crocs

ah lets face it, it was retarded policy change to remove Cxx tag from digitals. no idea whats their justification. but if the books primary release was this or that Comiket I dont see why not properly add it to the name, and there is still -digital- mark in the name to tall them apart

Suck a dick fag.

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I wonder why Comiket always chooses the hottest month of Summer to host a summer comiket though.

What is wrong with June or July?

Nice.

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the queues are already insane despite extreme weather conditions, imagine if it were held on a comfy month like april or september

>What is wrong with June or July?
rain

Stop being normalfags and lusting over 3dpd you fucks

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What i just said

Corporate fucking sucked this time.

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Fuck off and kill yourself OrcTaku faggot. You are not welcome in the Love Live fandom. You are not welcome back. Fuck off before you are made to fuck off.

Think harder

Can someone please translate this list?

No Shuten books in hauls. Sad. It will take months, if even, again before something appears.

Did the wristbands deter scalpers/resellers or something? Usually there would be way more auctions, but it seems this time around it's much less.

>still only 2 (TWO) loli doujins scanned
>Shuten Douji and Arisu Tachibana
based but not based

Hope you don't have to wait that much.

you do it

>Nanatsugumi will never make Hibiki/Akatsuki doujin ever again
Man it's annoying when they go legit and stop making hentai entirely.

And people thought it couldn't get any worse. Funny how things operate.

Half is fate, half kancolle, a deremas character and the rest is touhou.

Long holiday to fit with obon

Do you consider rain worst than heat?

Why not have Spring Comiket and Fall Comiket rather than Summer Comiket and Winter Comiket

Spring and Fall seem less extreme weather than Summer and Winter in Japan.

OrcTaku faggotry. Nothing more nothing less. They are everything wrong with LL. I hate them. I will destroy them.

This is the vow of a Knight.

What weapon do you wield, sir knight?

Next year gonna be in May anyway. I'd rather they permanently move to April/May.

Warm rain is the worst.
It feels like god is taking a piss on you.

.>still no one with precure and pokemon doujins
fug

Imagine unironically going to comiket, buying up all the good doujins and then keeping them all to yourself not uploading them for your fellow Yea Forumsnons to fap to.
Imagine being so fucking selfish. Scum.

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>Do you consider rain worst than heat?
for an event like comiket? obviously. all outdoor happenings are at risk, thousands of people dripping water inside the venue, likely reduced attendance etc

that's the idea

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A shield that cannot be broken on my left and a sword of vengeance on my right.

It symbolises my fanatical defense and relentless defense of those who need it.

>new sindoll stuff
oh baby, yes

Fuck you

What is that sign someone is holding up?

High impact nipples.

Sign to show the end of the line

Is that from my own body?

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>no pic of the man himself

End of line for that booth.

Parasite.

or he made that photo

Run along and commission some attention-whore college level N3. The young'uns are all about those internet hero points by having you lot lick their boots

Get dabbed on

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If you want people to get sick, sure. Never underestimate rain. Especially under either temperature extremes.

>calling anyone a parasite on Yea Forums

Search for digital too, Uousaoh's tanned loliboats are up as well.

>that kama and bottom left dark sakura
MUH

People don't get sick from rain in real life, mate. Unless it's toxic or something.

You have foiled my plan

Why do these niggers don't put C96 in the title? Fucking retards.

Lesson learned from this comiket. I'm not coming to japan in the summer. Winter from now on

I always wonder how much money the artists make from their shit selling out
I wonder if it offsets the cost of setting up and whatnot significantly

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But C100 is in summer. Y'all be coming for the big 100 right?

They probably do, but some mysterious panda convention thing makes them strip away the event tag from digital releases. It's fucking retarded but I'm used to it.

Ain't for most small time artist this shit is labour of love thingy? I don't think they are looking for profit or event to break even.

Select the Search Torrent Filenames option, the torrents always have C96 in the title.

I think only the big shot artists (wall and shutter booths) make a profit out of Comiket.

The rest are there just to show their artwork to others and maybe get noticed.

They don't. Unless you're some absolute bigshot in sales figures these guys barely make a profit if at all.

Fuck no. 101 is where its at

Most circles lose money. The point is about participating in the event, not to make a profit. And that's admirable.

Bruh who the fuck celebrate 101 over 100?

>things american will never understand

Actually it was raining today for a short time, and that bit of rain already deter people to line up from outside of the hall since no one bring umbrella in the middle of summer

You mean for the circle pass.

So what was the deal with the wristbands? I was able to just walk right in without one.

101 dalmatians

bro I got type hatena nananq and nishi iori, when I get back I'll scan, can't scan in japan

That's pretty cool honestly, I always thought they made big bucks from it especially with how their shit sells out in like 5 minutes

You don't need the wristband past 11 am

lol ye, don't know why I like pregnancy and lactation, seems kinda weird to even me

That makes sense, I showed up at like 3.

Do music circles have it even worse than the doujin artist circles? I can only imagine the production costs for music being even worse between the covers, discs, artworks, group members, post production, etc. than 薄い本.

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I don't have a scanner but I already took photos of the type hatena doujin, anyone wants it?

most cicles closed at the time already, better to just go akiba

Based oppai user.

6 years of using the panda and I never realized you could do this until today. There's about 8 loli doujins up then.

80- Jeanne Alter
71- Hibiki
64- Mash
61- Gudako
54- Yahoo
48- Abigail Williams
47- Shigure
43- Jeanne
35- Okita Souji
29- Saber
28- Kashima
26- Yuudachi
24- Hamakaze
24- Gilgamesh (lol)
23- Inazuma & BB
21- Kaga, Suzuya, Illya
20- Fubuki
Etc.

Reddit Alter topping the list. Why am I not surprised?

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Sorry 54 is Ushio. Auto correct.

Seven months later I still haven't scanned Dungeon in Yarn's two C95 books and they aren't on the panda yet either.

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Also these are specifically R-18 doujin rankings

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In fact, airborne bacteria and virii die much faster in humid air.
Hosting Comiket then would necessitate wrapping everything in plastic, though.

>Hibiki is the most popular loliboat for lewd stuff
Harassho.

>better to just go akiba
new shit doesn't start showing up in akihabara until like a full week later

God damn it you debiru user. If you scan them I will be very thankful, that artist is great.

That's what the new owner of the Canon Rated 18 Illustration of CC's pussy did. He won CC's Rated 18 illustration at Yahoo Japan Auction and never bothered to scan and upload the image online so we still don't have an uncensored picture of CC's pussy.

animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-04-07/erotic-sketch-of-code-geass-c.c-auctioned-for-830000-yen/.100781

Because of this, there is still a debate if CC has green pubes in canon or not.

Wrong, I went straight to akiba after C95 day 3 and was already buying the shit from popular circles that I missed.

>Photo
We are not that rushed,that like making a camrip

I got pretty much everything I wanted, only missed out on 1 thing.

Pretty much half of my collection is unscanned shit. I don't think it's really selfish if there's no real incentive of you debinding + then scanning the doujins unless you were being paid to do so.

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What a happy ending

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where? melonbooks and toranoana don't update their shit that soon

How expensive are they anyway? Could just buy two, one to debind and one to keep.

Looks more like stomach deformation than pregnancy to me. Is there a birth scene?

what a dick

I've got a few unscanned stuff, some with bounties too.
But I got no scanner.

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Is it at least 33% higher than C95? Because the extra day makes verifying the event health difficult.

What was C76 like?

literally at open at day of the comiket they release stuff from that day

I will never understand why fujos love gilgamesh so much, do they ship him with someone or do they just lust for him?
Guess I'll have bunch of jeanne, saberfaces and sakurafaces to masturbate to in the following weeks. Kama and MHXX are also on the top list with 14 and 13 doujins respectively

bullshit, I saw no new releases

>ボコ
It's definitely stomach deformation. Always so fucking good.

tohus

i get why kama and MHXX, since one's a lewd demon god and the other is a cake.

bro, like literally went yesterday bought type hatena and iku new releases because I didn't have enough money at the end

Where’s all the 2HU characters?

fgo was a mistake

5-10 USD and slightly more after the event. I don't think commission money is big enough to justify it.

I spent over 10k yen on new C95 releases at melonbooks on new years eve, which was day 3.

What's worst is ANN and other anime sites only fucking wrote the article after the CC Yahoo Japan auction was over.

It sold for around $7670 dollars.

What is worst is that when this happened, 3 years ago, a Yea Forumsnon said he had $10 thousand dollars available and would have been willing to buy that Rated 18 CC illustration and scan and upload it uncensored online for Yea Forums.

Fuck, imagine if an anime news site actually did their job and reported this auction happening on Day 1. We would have had uncensored CC pussy uploaded online in high quality.

The only brightside to this tragedy is that it confirms that animators and character designers in the anime industry are willing to secretly share official lewds with each other.

The original guy who sold his Canon Rated 18 illustration of a CC, drawn by the official CG character designer with a message that says Happy Birthday, [Censored out name], got his Rated 18 drawing as a Birthday Present.

Imagine how many Canon Rated 18 drawings officially drawn by the official designer are out there in Japan, given as birthday gifts, never to be shared with the rest of the world.

There with 16 numbers. Alice, Scarlet (can only be Remilia), Patchouli, Flan (dre), Marisa and Reimu are all tied, and Sakuya is at 13 things.

what do they all see in Jalter?

big tsundere i guess, also very easy.

>pic
>don't take voyueristic lewdshots of the cosplayers onegaishimasu
>cosplayers go out of their way to provide slutshots regardless and enjoy it
Sound intention but it's amusing nonetheless that both the "protected" and "potential rulebreakers" just don't give a shit

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well yes, taming tsundere is fun I suppose, but several years in row?

uh... big tiddy goth gf?

She has a lewd body like jannu but she is a tsundere too, and nips like that
I am surprised no rinclone ranked there though unlike the clones of the other two heroines. I guess she will appear in C97 after the babylonia anime, along with a huge boost of gilfujos.

brand sheep loyalty

Fate franchise is a mistake

Better question, what the fuck do they see in mash

guess Im more small(er) tiddy oni gf type myself

Main girl and for (You)

Carnival Phantasm was great. Illya varies from great to OK.
I don't get shit like Zero. Watching it is like eating ashes for dinner.

Kouhai and meme haircut.

Personality wise she is a infinitely inferior version of sakura. And design wise she is nothing special. But I guess being the main girl of the gacha really gives you a massive boost

it's literally Kamen Rider Ryuki for brainlets

>youtube.com/watch?v=uPHVT_BzWCI

o7

he could at least tell people if shes got that bush or not

i like her at first when she was voiced by taneda but her new seiyuu just couldn't compare

Meme haircut?

>Cute butt just to the right.

>YD
God bless

More like why are these never uploaded? Cosplay is good content.

only cosplay porn gets uploaded

Seems like she was at the booth for about an hour near the end of the sales. Anyone seen any pics?

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context?

Probably it's 'Saint Onii-san' cosplay

Yes, another reason why Hamakaze is on the list.

Oh, I thought that was Hamakaze from Azur Lane.

I'd think it's the buddha from The Hero Yoshihiko

She looks like a fucking goblin

Is this what turning into a shotacon does to a seiyuu?

>turning into

She's the sales girl for aishota

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Yes user, that was the point, the question is if anyone took pics.

Someone (me) really needs to marry her and give her children.

sugita already has dibs on her

Sugita is married.

to me

Of all the characters to top lists from that game, Hamakaze??

this list really troubled me as servants and shipgirls can't get pregnant.

>It's gonna be really funny watching mexicans SEETHE the next few years
ftfy

Not with that attitude they can't.

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