Would you if you were Kazuma?

Marry: Megumin
Fuck: Darkness
Kill: Aqua

I would fuck Darkness so much and so hard until she saw the light.

Absolutely. But I'd rather get some Megumin.
However, yeah, if Lalatina offers I'd be all over that.

the only right answer

Marry Megumin, fuck Aqua in the ass, make Lalatina watch

AbsoFUCKINGlutely!

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Fucking chuunis when will they learn. Also

This right here.

Marry Aqua-sama and Wiz

Marry Darkness
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megumin when she's unconscious

Marry: no one
Fuck: em all
Kill: whoever looks funny at me

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Based and Lalatinapilled.

Best body of all girls (except Wiz), can be cute and is kinky AF. What's not to like?

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No, I would Aqua instead.

Darkness because she's the only female virgin on Kazuma's team
Megumin probably prostituted herself for scraps of bread, and Aqua is a degenerate slut

I just wish her tits weren't big and watermelony. A litter smaller and shes perfect.

> if you were Kazuma?

I'd fuck them all, starting with wiz.

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my man

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Try this friend. Hope to see you better in the future:

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Her tits are big saggers. They only appear like that because they're in a bikini and she's holding them up.

Why darkness is so fat?
Where is the appeal in that?

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You have to get your eyes checked if you call that fat

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Can I marry these legs?

That would be a crime

why would you kill aqua when can have the most fun with her, other girls are boring as fuck

I don’t care about laws, I just wanna kiss those thighs

based

I'd rather be myself.

Necrophilia is a crime, user.

But a lich can consent

Yet that cute, curvy and motherly lich is very soft can reinvigorate and bring happiness to me and my life.

Explain that.

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wew man

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You can't stop me.

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Sometimes I'm so sad she will never hold my hand

I want to tease Lalatinas butthole.

Kazuma des

Based

Based necrofriends.

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I feel you user.
I, in turn, am sad that she will not become my wife.

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>would you
I would have already

Nursing handjob with Darkness!

Good taste

Darkness LN design>Darkness anime design

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This

Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Disregard Megumin

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>“Y-you’re being too loud! No…! I really didn’t do anything! Um, I woke up to find my face buried in your neck! Then, my drool inadvertently dripped onto it…! I thought I should wipe it off, but when I see you chained to me with such a defenseless sleeping face… For some reasons, a strong wave of shame and guilt washed over me… then I got increasingly aroused and…!”
Why is she so thirsty?

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>undeadfags

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why do those skeletons look so familiar

based and explosion-pilled

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Far right > Far left > outside middle-left > Inside middle-left > outside middle-right > center > inside middle-right

Based

Based and Aruepilled

A reminder that if things go right, their suffering will continue this month.

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Focus on uncovering the nature of the Gods and becoming closer to them. Cows are temporary but God's love is forever.

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a flashlight cant consent either
if it cant consent, then it doesn't or shouldn't have the right to refuse.

necrophilia is prohibited because people are disgusted by it, not for logical, sensible reasons.

Are they all sisters? Damn. Someone's been busy.

No because if i was Kazuma then i would be too busy UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'ing to even consider hitting that even though she's essentially throwing herself at me.

Aqua is fun in the same way that bipolar chicks are fun, and that is why she's reddit's favorite. My idea of fun would be taking Megumin out to an amusement park and hugging while we watch the fireworks.

I'm super M. She's also super M. We'd probably do it once and it'd be mega awkward for both of us on those grounds and it wouldn't happen again.

Kazuma's still a moron for not doing so himself though, because he doesn't actually have that problem.

Based, liking Aqua or Darkness over Megumin is a sign of shit taste

Associating with Lalatina the unstable selfish pig and expecting good things for yourself?!?

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If I were Konosuba I'd be fucking the STUPID RETARD GODDESS all the time and keeping my wife Lalatina locked up in a tower because she throws herself at anything that fucking moves

Megumeme need not apply

>fuck Aqua in the ass, make Lalatina watch
HIGHLY cultured

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Yes, along with Yun Yum, Luna and Sena.

Honestly I'd ask Darkness to kick and stomp my balls over and over until they are red and swollen. I wonder if she would do it? Maybe if i told her i'd do whatever she wanted to her

Mommy!

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He’s obviously the gayest character in the series otherwise Yunyun and Aqua would be pregnant by now

rape megumin while she's weakened from explosions of course

Yes.
Breeding mode 24/7.

What if I say no because I'd be busy chasing Luna and Wiz?

>Now Megumin I'm going to show you my explosion..into the depths of your cunny. I'm going to explosion multiple times

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Repeat after me: Don't fuck crazy. Darkness is crazy as fuck.
I will entirely admit that she's really fucking hot, especially in this picture.

Megumin is truly the best girl.

The best girl is Wiz.

Crazy girls need the D too.

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Look at how cute the daughters are. Now imagine how cute the mother must be. I'd be busy too.

A Takeda Hitomitsu Darkness doujin? Yes plz.

Nah only Megumin has a sister (the little one). Everyone in the crimson clan looks like this though.

>dat body
>has money and status
>has parents approval
Only brainlets would think her "masochistic" personality is a downside. You can literally ignore her and fuck other girls and she would get WETTER every second because of it. I'd like to see you try cheating on memexplosion or big blue cry baby without getting killed

Damn good, but for me, it's The Wiz.

now we're talking!

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daily reminder that wiz's boobs are filled with nasty slimes and snails and frogs.

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I wish I had a girlfriend like Darkness.

If I isekai'd instead of Kazuma, I'd ask for the ability to absorb magic attacks. As anyone who has played morrowind can attest to, magical resistance is the most important thing in a magic world. Some of the spells in Konosuba are fucked.

She's not the dangerous kind of crazy though

>picking some gayass ability over the powerhouse that is Aqua

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Personally I'd go for "Hentai Ork physiology". Looking like pic related and having their skills sounds extremely fun and practical if I'm being sent to an anime world where almost everyone worth a damn is a cute girl.

Forgot the picture.

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>bang bang bang bang have a nice dream

Soul Eater was 9 years ago, user.

Sell megumins hat, sell aquas liquor, sell darkness' virginity.

Why is aqua so dumb

also, I'm 97% sure those legs belong to Nadeko Sengoku from the Monogatari series

Her rotten personality ruins any appeal her saggy tits might have had
So yes, I like Kazuma I would happily cuck her for the superior carry-size Crimson Demon wife

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if i where kazuma at isekai quartet i would use steal on emilia, only to see cuckbaru´s face
the chadzuma vs cuckbaru

I think one of them sells books part-time or something.

Sacrilege against the sacred goddess!

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I'll fuck all of them.

Y'all forget Kazuma and Darkness are engaged???

Kill darkness because she's too fertile and royal wedding out of wedlock would be a pain in the ass

marry megumin because, as anyone who has read the light novel will attest, she is actually a good girl who dindu nuffin and is very sweet and homely, also her parents already approve and want grandkids

fuck aqua because she purifies your semen into water

feed her well, that tummy must be protected at all costs

Id get arrested for rape

but necro feel ya isn't

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is there ANY chance for her to win the kazumabowl?

Kissing Megumin!
Caressing Megumin!
Impregnating Megumin!
Megumin dying in childbirth!

Personality only matters if you're going to keep her around after fucking her.

No she never had a chance but she can win the Aquabowl real soon.

sauce on that doujin my friend?

I'd spend all day worshipping dat ass.

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Nah. Darkness is hot as hell, sure, but she's annoying as all fuck with her stupid fetish and even then she gets cold feet if you actually go through with it. I wouldn't waste any time with her. I say Kazuma made the right choice in the end.

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Go find better in every way Megumin.

Marry Dorkness
Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua

The WN ended in a dual win for her and Megumin...so maybe?

Why didn't Kazuma go for the Wiz route before settling with Megumin?

Because necrophilia is disgusting.

Wasn't he happy with the idea of her sucking it out normally?

Too beta to go for anything above middle school.

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Would she have fallen for him if he kept trying?

Probably not, but she would have given in to the pressure and let him fuck her.

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244200

With the fury of a thousand ecku-spro-sions.

Fuck aqua
Marry aqua
Kiss and hug aqua

Impregnate Aqua.

Yes. I would.

maybe

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I would make an explosion inside Megameme

Eat it like I mean it.

I'd fucking crush that pussy. Goddess would get it the second most. splosion girl would get the wedding ring

bully the chuuni

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Marry Lalatina for the money. Fuck megumin for the little body and to thrill lalatina. Kill aqua for being useless.

Why would you use art that makes her look fat?

Not that it matters, Megumin is better anyway.

Work construction with Aqua.

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>sleeping with thots

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Darkness > Wiz > YunYun > Aqua > Wolbach > Iris > all the others > Megumeme eXpLoSiOn XDDDD

Swap Wiz and Darkness and you've got my list.

WHY IS HER MOUTH SIDEWAYS?
is that the fabled mouthpussy?

BEST GIRL
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>marry wiz
>become a lich so you can be with her forever
>help her improve her shop so she make a profit
>go adventuring and help her in her in her shop in between adventures
>have two or three children with wiz

She needs to eat more

i would ravage her pussy till she begged me to stop, which she wont, so I ravage her forever.

they are from TotallynotaPaladin thread. Those are fun.

Fond the lich.

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I would marry Darkness off to some good-hearted sissy-boy noble.
On her wedding day, before she walks down the aisle, I corner her in the dressing room and fuck her sensless. Imagine the shame and guilt she'll feel walking past all her family and friends towards her new husband while filled with another man's semen.

I'd become extremely needy and sexually aggressive and the girls would quickly lose interest in me as a potential partner

So...now she will just stalk you forever because she will want to marry you instead and continue this lewd abuse.
If you wanted to get rid of her, good job user.

She's like 14 you retard you can't an underage girl

>muh morals

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If she wants the dick i would not deny it to her

But Megumin is selfish cockblocking thot that acts just like 3PD Kazuma hates, especially in her own spinoffs. She constantly brags about how far shes gone with Kazuma to her YunYun. Iris & her other female friends while not letting Kazuma go past kissing if even that far.

At this point I'm hoping for LN arc where Kazuma realizes how she's just using him for ego validation and dumps her ass.

None of the girls in his party are really relationship material because of their flaws, but Darkness would be the least worst choice. Outside of her fetishes she matches Kazuma's tastes the most and is not complete bitch to him like Aqua & Megumin. Hell, even Aqua is better than Megumeme since at least she's more useful, doesn't actively endanger & fuck over the party as often with retarded explosion only fetish and is legitimately too stupid to understand what shes doing wrong. Megumin is complete bitch despite knowing what shes doing is wrong, thus making her the worst girl.

Iris>Eris/Chris>Wiz>YunYun>thrash-->Darkness-->Aqua-->Megumin

>Darkness LN design
Generic manga girl design

>I think I'm smarter than nature, please rape my face

A real man.

The prompt is if you're Kazuma who's only two years older than her.

Of course.

Dubs of truth

The fags that said yes ought to be worried about faceless old men for the rest of their marriage.

kick that useless hunk of meat out of the party? yeah

zombies are gross

Not funding the lich?

Marry: Iris-sama.
Fuck: Wiz, Yunyun and Lalatina.
Kill: Everyone else.

Depends. Do you fund her to shopping? Or do you fund her to open and manage a shop?

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>Luna and Chris getting killed
You are a terrible person.

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No I wouldn't. That outfit wouldn't fit Kazuma. Darkness can keep it.

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This body and general figure just screams "IMPREGNATE ME AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY".

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Such a based world.

She's a nice girl though

I'd marry Darkness desu

Doesn't she fuck some random noble on season 2 to repay debts or something like that? Or am I remembering wrong?

No, she is going to agree to marry him, except Scumzuma does his usual trashy thing and it ends.

Darkness's shtick would get old really fast and Aqua is just a cunt. Megumin is for those looking for stability.

I want my chuuni harem!

because the Wiz route comes with eternal poverty. Wiz is hot as hell, but she's cursed to be a black hole for money, and the harder she tries to work the less money she makes.

Shouldnt she have abs though? Shes pretty fit

the novel version of her absolutely, the anime version hell no

I still hope for Soul Eater Brotherhood.

I like this twist