The Great Debate

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Rei is a doll, but Asuka is futa. Not everyone can handle that.

Rei it's always and will always be Rei.

Ginger Cookie fuckers can go cry in the bed.

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I think the red suit does a lot. Whoever you put in the red suit is gonna look hotter.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

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Rey

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More like Gey

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I have a real gf

only one correct answer

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I want to watch Asuka shiver and shake with her thighs slammed together and her hands glued to her crotch in a vain attempt to keep her overflowing ocean inside her and her panties and skirt dry.

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kill yourself pissfag
you post this in every eva thread

It's been 20+ years. At this point eva threads are only good for shitposting.

op banned when

asuka broth
asuka broth

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What's it taste like?

like anime girl armpit

so honey and flowers?

After all these years of constant spamming i haven't watched evangelion
At this point i have to admit i'm just a contrarian

yes

Asuka >= Misato > Rei

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Neither

art style is familiar but i cant pinpoint who it may be from

the only correct answer

Is this the fetish that finally brings together Reifags and Asukafags?

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how would kaji react if he saw shinji and misato fucking

He'd be proud of his boy

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Whose piss would taste better, Asuka or Rei's?

asuka's
rei prolly has poor hygiene

But Rei doesn't eat meat
Her piss would definitely not smell as strong

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More like neverending shitposting circlejerk.

how would gendo react if he walked in on shinji banging rei?

But she takes a bunch of pills and medication, all of that has to go somewhere

>Gendo
>reacting
He'd wait outside until its over so he can talk to Rei about food after Shinji leaves

lol

>tfw ywn get high on rei's piss

How would Rei react if Shinji asked if he could bang her?

Disregard thots like Asuka/Rei
Choose Kaworu
Shinji did the same, don't @ me

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lolwut

Pretty much like this.

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Both

this

As long as they both drink enough water, urinate often and have a working urinary system, there shouldn't be such a large difference.

Shinji should just have a threesome so nobody feels left out or rejected.

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He looks so miserable around women

he's thinking about kaworu's bulge

I'd love to see one officially animated with those two.

no debate when she's on the table

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where the ritsukofags at

Sulking.

nonexistent after the shitty haircut she got in 3.0

Both.

he just doesn't like all the fighting. Be honest, it would wear on yournervs too.

I hate this fucking board

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OH NO YOU DONT

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This kek

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NANI?!

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>Filename
Ily

What do you have against piss?

Asuka is the best.

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B o t h

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MISATO-SAAAAAAAAN

I guess Rei, Asuka for pump and dump

No, that's her donuts.

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>Asuka
A pale ale with anchovy oil
>Rei
A Hoppy with peanuts and a crushed aspirin

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i'm dropping some hard facts
hikari>misato>asuka>rei

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Being a contrarian isn't a substitute for a personality.

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Nice but I can only agree with the Rei positioning

Asuka on Rei.

asuka's panties

It makes more sense than Rei getting on top.

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In the long run, kuudere has beaten tsundere in the war.

Misato

That's different than holding down Asuka.

>pic
is this the greatest BTFO of the anime history?

misato.
Or, asuka if I have to. But mostly because of how lame rei is, not because asuka's that great.

God damn, I love SIRP manga. We need more ecchies where heroines are falling on each other just as much as protagonist falling on them. Imagine this happening in things like TLR or Yuragi-sou

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It's hard to imagine him being heartbroken. Though I suppose he was when Misato left him.

I doubt he cares for her at all any more honestly.

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Soon

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What if Rebuild give us "Last B" instead?

Reisuka or Asukei?

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This needs to happen somehow.

Shinji isn't Shirou.

He takes care of her when she's drunk after the wedding even though there's zero chance of fucking that night. IDK if it's love, but it's something.

Then Shinji will be alone, having beaten the death instinct but being the only one to do so, staring out over the sea and talking to his pet severed arm because the Rei ghost he sees occasionally never comes any closer, until someone returns or he kills himself. It's a really final ending, I don't think it gets used unless everyone agrees they want Eva to be done forever.

>Rei ghost he sees occasionally never comes any closer, until....
Until you come to me!
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post yfw shinji turns out to be the final angel in rebuild

I just really love how they essentially come to Type 8 relationship conclusion. Just really shame for that axed ending that don't give proper conclusion.

What chapter was that?

Believe it or not, this isn't available in the game it was based on. Not even in the sugarbowl world unconsciously controlled by Shinji and that the manga takes most of its cues from. He can bring Misato's father back to life and they'll both kinda know but not admit he just did that, but bigamy is inconceivable to him.

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Sadamoto's in hot water for being too based

why is asuka pouting

Shinji makes fun of her for acting gracious and polite to the guests.

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Isn't this the game where Kaworu is the default route?
Also the artstyle is dogshit.

asuka in a box

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What exactly is ending of Misato route?

whats this from

merry box

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The default is nobody if Shinji doesn't get at least 200 relationship points with anybody. Probably you'd be stuck on Thanatos route, too, because you can't raise Shinji's other hidden value or get the stats to win a fight without berserking without encountering girls, and from there you can only get the beach with one of the girls or Shinji stays in Instrumentality.

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>third impact can happen in a dating vn
nice

user is right though. If you don't pursue one of the girls you automatically get one of Kaworu's routes and unlock his game.

You unlock Kaworu's SIRP regardless, you just have to complete the game one way through.

And it's a mini-episode, just the one month long.

I'd say that Hikari has more of a personality than Rei.

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based digits
Asuka=Hikari>Maya>Misato>Ritsuko>Rei

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Absolutely based taste, I'd put Misato up one tier however, and I don't think Rei is so bad that she should be below Ritsuko

Still more than what the girls get.
They all have the same generic wedding ending, right? But Kaworu gets 3 separate unique ones including the extra game.

Asuka's bottomless desire to be acknowledged by others and to bask in their praise just makes her a plain bitch. Much like all the other 3DPD bitches that decide to visit the hymeneal altar while packing a whole fuckload of misconceptions about married life, a married Asuka would be hell to manage in a stable relationship. Skip the first 4 or 5 years of fluffy fluffy newlywed romance, she'll quickly realize that having a ring on your finger doesn't mean you'll be constantly showered with praise by your husband, so she'll be naturally frustrated and passive-aggressive all the fucking time for the next 10 years, and It'll only get worse when she shits out a couple of ungrateful brats, if even she can muster to courage to give birth to them and not immediately crumble down from remembering her mother. Come your thirties, all the passion necessary for even passive-aggressive arguing will have died down, which will only serve to madden an attention-crazed Asuka even further. And folks, that's not gonna end pretty for either of you, atleast if you consider NTR or suicide to not be pretty ways to go.


Rei on the other hand is the perfect wife. Gorgeous, delicate, well-read, soft, feminine and a potentially great mother. And her sole problem is her lack of self-esteem from being expendable, and that shit can be easily healed by just loving her sincerely and valuing her for who she is and it certainly is not some sort of emotional black-hole like Asuka's attention whoring is.

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Again, what is Misato route? And is game voiced by original cast?

The soul-crushing loneliness Misato must have felt after Kaji died. There are only four adults in her life that were clued in on Instrumentality: Kaji, Ritsuko, Gendo, and Fuyutsuki. The latter three are fundamentally untrustworthy, and then Kaji is killed. Imagine having the knowledge that the world as we know it will soon end, but you can't talk about it with anyone. She starts to loop Hyuga in near the end at least.

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Cringe

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Yeah Misato by default is better, but for whatever reason making lesbians submit to dick and want a baby put in her makes my dick go doki doki.

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The true debate.
Humans are for plebs.

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All the angels excluding Adam are canonically males.

It's all voiced, it's them, but it doesn't have routes for individual characters like that. It's a raising sim, you have points for every character and those determine what characters come to the scenes.

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It never ends

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Oh my god those VHS releases bring me back. Also, remember when everything was ranked on 4 or 5 arbitrary categories?

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Look. Both moot and Hiroyuki agreed that Asuka's better than Rei.

Still what scenes are about Misato. If he can marry her there surely is some romance and lewd.

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For me, it's Yui.

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I remember she takes Shinji to a car show and talks about her father, but not whether that can be missed or that's the chapter. She's there for the whole game no matter what, she's technically the player character.

don't suppose you'd be willing to share the source of that page, can't find it with any of the usual tools.

What is pictured scene about? And can you really marry Misato?

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>All the angels excluding Adam are canonically males
If it's never mentioned, it's because it should be obvious.

That's the Thanatos route version of Misato trying to console Shinji after Rei dies. I don't think you can get him to accept that, but of course there are wedding, dating, and アダムとイヴ endings for Misato.

I prefer mommy.

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Where can I download/play GoS

yeah forget girls
embrace alcohol

Shikinami > 2nd Rei > Soryu > 3rd Rei

Imagine not being a Reifag

>wedding, dating, and アダムとイヴ endings for Misato
Please. Tell me more about that.

I wonder where's the manafags and the mayumifags

Best Girl

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I love how she is essentially Yandere for Gendo.

nobody has played mayumi's game

BOTH! at the same time.

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>Shikinami above Soryu
>Rei above anything

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Rei is objectively better than most eva characters.

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asuka

I thought caring was how he got killed and Japan didn't receive any of what he discovered. He abducted Fuyutsuki for Seele, that's the end for him at Nerv, but he's out of time at Seele, too, once they figure out about the Adam sample. That was his time to get out and report to home office, and instead he went back for Fuyutsuki, tried to make a deal for protection so he could stay longer.

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>implying its not settled science by now

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Asuka, definitely

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Asuka's hotter, first exposure to doujin was through her.

She's red with blue eyes while Rei is blue with red eyes.
Of course Asuka is "hotter". That's part of the whole psychosexual tension gimmick being implemented on Shinji.

I've probably jacked off to Asuka ten times for every time I've squirted custard to Rei, but that's not the end of this dilemma.