What Dream would you order at the Succubus shop Yea Forums?

that one guy who was turned into a shota and raped by an amazon seemed to have it all figured out

I don't know. What happens if you die in your dream?

Take the place of Kongo-Sensei from Houseki no Kuni and just do the same thing he does and enjoy being surrounded by cute gems.

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One where i'm a little girl who gets fucked by 10 old loli grandmothers

fucking megu of course

Succubus create an alleyway
Increase my penis size by 500%
Spawn 100 copies of Megumin, Aqua and Darkness all at maximum arousal.
Disengage safety protocols

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Turned into a girl and gangbanged by futas.

>wake up
>my wife and daughter prepared great breakfast
>go to work, it is just 5 minutes walk from my home
>in work, do meaningful, engaging and challenging job that I enjoy, colleagues are competent, I'm my own boss
>finished lots of work today, decide to go home an hour earlier
>go back home, wife is waiting with dinner
>take wife and daughter to park so we can play and talk like a family
>later at night, while daughter is asleep, have hot, kinky sex with my wife
>fall asleep in our embrace

Is this too much to ask?

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>not being the loli
You did it wrong.

Three Aoi Yuuki loli vampires, please.

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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

You need to specify user. Wording it like that can result in them keeping you in a cage and berating you verbally for the duration of the dream.

I'd just order one of the succubus. Why would i want a dream of something inferior.

I'll take a job working there, thanks.

I would still masturbate furiously.

Oh no, who would want a fate like that?

I want to have this one omorashi dream of my waifu I had 2 years ago except make longer so I actually get to find out if she makes it.

Succubus generate frens
Disengage safety protocols

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One where my best friend still speaks to me.

close to me.
the dream of having enough money to live comfortable with a happy wife and a happy family

Turn me into a shota and have a big breasted futa fuck me

Meanwhile people kill your gems because you're not praying enough.

Nowhere in his post does he say he isn't a loli, user.

Half the dream of happy impregnation sex with Remilia. For the other half, fast forward eight months so I can cuddle with pregnant Remi with my head near her belly trying to hear our soon to be born dhampir son.

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C*nny lots of it

Real dreams can so I assume succ-dreams could too

My fucking cousin.

Dream where I'm a succubus and have to fulfil any deprived wish anons have.

Why dream when you can fuck them instead

Based.

Giantess succubus swallowing me whole.

But you can't.

That's one of restrictions. The shop might get closed if they directly attack a human IIRC.

loli
yuri
incest
and for a special bonus I could add impregnation to the mix for those rare yuri manga that end in girls knocking each other up through magic.

A quite evening with someone who loves me followed by sweet gentile sex before drifting to sleep.

Did you really have a dream involving your waifu? That sounds fucking amazing.

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I would like to order a dream where Shizuka impregnates me over and over again

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>blue_skin
>black_sclera
>red_eyes
>succubus
>horns
>tail
>abs
>femdom
>orgasm_denial
>level_drain/energy_drain
>footjob
>nursing_handjob
>prostate_stimulation
>aftercare/cuddling
Put it on my tab.

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You might want to kill yourself after the dream ends.

I want my Dad to put his hand on my shoulder, look me in the eyes, and tell me he's proud of me.

this but I'm 15 years younger than now

Darkness all night long.
And this.

I want a dream where I'm 12 years old again and the last 15 years never happened and I don't wake up.

>Go to succubus shop
>pull out shotgun/assault rifle
Heh heh

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>bikini
>dark skin
>leg lock
>lolicon
>tomboy

This please.

I want a dream where I'm a 16 year old JK gyaru and I'm /ss/ing the shit out of this user

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Ah, a fellow man of culture.

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>spoiler
Yes, yes it is.
Back to the pit of despair with you.

literally this, holy shit

>male: mindbreak, rape, netorare
>female: femdom, yandere, nakadashi

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pathetic resolution
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This but adding tall_girl and impregnation, and changing blue_skin to dark_skin

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Everything but the sodomy. And add male: slave.

I want auntie to accept all of my love, and I want to accept hers, too.

>ywn be a dad
why live?

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jesus christ you fucking degenerate this is too much even for Yea Forums

Source? Yandex gives nothing

You are a man of integrity just like me

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Iinari no Susume

I faped to this one many times

>too much
In 2019? Absolutely.

lolidom

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Would you want to be
>incubus
>succubus(male)
>succubus(female)
Also would you want it permanently or just for work hours?
I think I'd enjoy temporary succubus(female) the most.

>daughter

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id rather fuck one of the succubi honestly

>dreaming of going to work

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>succubus(male)
>succubus(female)
Either of these. Maybe succubus(female) with futa magic for maximum flexibility and semen collection. I would want it to be permanent but have the succubus features only active during work hours.

>implying the problem didnt start after the industrial revolution

Thanks

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would be better if u add tanlines

Auntie is the perfect woman. I want her to tie me up and wash my body with her love.

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>female: [futanari] [cbt] [urethral_insertion]

what the FUCK is her problem bros?

I mean seriously did you fucking see those succubi

fuck the dream im FUCKING them

She has the purest love of all: she'll love you no matter what you want or who you are. She'll love you the exact way you need to be loved -- not want, NEED. Even if you hate yourself, she'll just keep loving you until all your hate washes away.

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i'm cummin!

What about one-piece tanlines when she's wearing a bikini?

How do I get a woman like Auntie? I want her to swallow my love whole and consume me

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trust me, you dont want one.

Tomboy shotgun?

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Women like her don't exist. 3D girls who are that crazy just cut off your dick while you're sleeping or shoot you while dosed up on cocaine.

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3dpd issues? Or... something different?

one piece tanlines are the best in any situation, especially when u get some nipple/cun*y slips

i'm really sad

This sucks, there's only like 5 lewds of her on planet Earth

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this but with a farm just large enough to provide enough food for our family

Where I'm a cute trap and get dicked by Megumin.

I like that the giant hand is fisting

Pregnant can be wholesome if done right.

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Being a stronk redhead %%super power%% girl.

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Big tiddy preggo succubus that gets more preggo the longer we fuck. I want to say I'd try to last until she's have dectuplets in her, but I doubt I'd make it past twins.

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orgy with sailor moon, misato, urumi kanzaki, murrue ramius and tae from zombieland saga

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You should the ability regeneration to your dream self. Tae is going to bite your dick off.

>Tae
My fucking nigga.

just suck out all of my lifeforce through my dick until I die in bliss

Same, but with two Yues.
IMAGINE

WAKE ME UP

Fucking hell, I would need Hourai tier immortality for that one. Optionally, activate the robomaid for orgies.

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It only happens once in decades or even centuries. The dream sequence wouldn't last more than a few days.

Don't stick your dick in crazy and all that shit, but damn, i'm in bonertown.

one Shamsiel please

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How about a world where Detroit red wings win or a date with that pink hair succubus

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A cold winter evening date with my childhood friend turned girlfriend Uiharu where we attend a couple's baking class and make cute pastries together and I hide an engagement ring in her strawberry parfait and spring the proposal on her as soon as she spoons out the ring and she gets so flustered that she literally jumps across the table to hug me. And she says that she'd love to get married through tears of joy and we kiss and make out and everyone is jealous of us. Later that night we go to her room and strip down and kiss and hug and when I smooch her on the cheeks she says that they hurt and they're sensitive because she's been smiling so hard all day. Then we have slow and passionate loving baby making sex for hours and hours in every position imaginable until Uiharu doesn't even have the strength to raise her ass in the air and she's so full of my cum that she looks pregnant. We get married the next sunday in a shotgun wedding near the giant mall christmas tree and fly to a hawaii for our honeymoon. The next few days are nothing but fancy dinners and typical tourist stuff like going to luaus and taking photos together in the mountains and we have such passionate sex every night that the guests next door call the front desk to report us for making them feel bad that they're not as blissful as we are. And on the last day of our trip I find out that Uiharu is already pregnant and she says that she wants nothing more in the world than to raise a big happy family with me. Fast forward a few months and we find out that she's having twins and we start frantically redecorating the baby room for two. Fast forward to the end of the second trimester where I dote on my heavily pregnant wife and get to bask in her radiant glow. Every night we sleep like huddled naked animals and I cuddle her giant belly and suck her breasts to drain them of some milk before sleeping. Every morning starts with hugs and kisses and every night ends with cuddles and belly rubs.

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Some tomboyfags seem to believe their ugly sweaty brown waifus are anything more than scrawny boys with bitchtits. What a joke, go and fuck a trap like you actually want to you little faggots
>mfw they think they're above the rest of the degenerates in the picture

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>Be back in HS
>Have a giant ass dick + be able to cum buckets
>Every girl in my year is 10/10 and thicc futa or shemale with extremely high sex drive and decently sized cock and balls, mine being bigger of course
>Seeing as I'm the only guy in the school they want to fuck me and make me their cockslut
>AW HELL NO! THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS TO FUCK IS ME!
>Proceed to rape every futa girl in the school into submission over the course of 2 in dream days and continue to live out the rest of HS like that in dream time

I'm a man of extremely simple tastes and desires.

>mine being bigger of course
lol faggot.

Well a tomboy is a bro you can fuck, so it's quite good in my opinion.
I'd rather have the shotgun be handholding.

A dream where I had a full head of hair again

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bahahahaha
that's not going to happen, sorry. Maybe you can get like...half of those.. on a GOOD DAY. Even people with dream jobs don't get ALL this shit

Dream 17

I hath gazed upon thine eyes and knew you were my nigga.

>under a huge tree in the middle of a green field that spreads as far as the eye can see
>it's morning and the there isn't a single cloud in the blue sky
>having a picnic and talking about all sorts of things with Yunyun
>as we finish eating, we stare at the sky, it's barely past noon and there isn't a single cloud in the vast blue sky
>my hand slowly reaches for hers, she seems surprised at first but asnwers it by holding it back and interlocking our fingers
>we then share a kiss and make the sweetest love anyone ever had with her leglocking me and telling me she loves me
>afterwards we fall asleep from how tired we are but still wake up in time to watch as the sun sets
>we go back to the room we are sharing in the hotel, blushing all the way because of what we did and how we could end up getting caught
>and yet we spend the rest of the night having more and more sex until we fall asleep again

I like vanilla.

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Great, I'm gonna watch a yurishit show now.

Respect.

I'd ask for a lovey dovey date with my ideal girl, holding hands, watching movies and eating good food.

gay

One that I'd never wake from

see:
for a how to tutoriel

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An infinite lucid dream sounds nice.

but you're in one. right now, user.

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The sole shota cabin boy for a pirate crew of busty cakes

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>all these happy family fantasies
I swear the number of these has gone up over the years. Is it just anons getting older?

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No. It is dream about doing something meaningful and fulfilling with my life. To have my skills challenged, but not too much as to make me anxious.
Sadly, most people consider job to be anything that.

Based fulfillment poster

This one.
Fuck me up, senpai.

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b-cup short haired beauty in a pull-over hoodie, miniskirt and thigh highs snuggling then doinking on a loveseat

I don't want to zero-sum right now dude, there's a lot of manga to read and anime to watch.

>tfw you dream of a better life just to wake up and realize that you're still a loser
>at least it was a nice dream

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I'd ask her what her recommendations are, what does she want to do? And then when she rolls her eyes and says that's not how this works I'd slink back and say "y-you too." and leave.

Can I just skip the middleman and just fuck the succubus in the shop?

MY SISTER. IMMEDIATELY. WITHOUT HESITATION.

I just wanted to let you know that I liked this post.

Wedding Night with Miia.

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Excellent choice.

Made me feel both sad and happy. GG.
Good writing user.

Replace shotgun with loli, or even better, make it the BFG

For me to become the succubus

A classical and solid choice.

Nah it just Abe is getting better every years

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That I created a whole universe, and the characters in said universe are trying to keep me asleep so they don't cease to exist.

good

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You want to be Azathoth? Neat.

>catwithtear.gif

But can you materialize my loli vampire wife, Abe? Nothing else would work.

Lt. barclay please control yourself and get back to engineering at once. That is an order.

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I want Tamamo from MGQ and Ichigo Morino from Please Teacher to compete over me and treat me as their darling.

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Barkley no you can't

One where all I do is hold hands with a girl, consensually

Imagine if your dad pretended to be a teenage anime girl on the internet and erped with other people. Yeah I’d puke too

>He doesn't ERP as a slutty daughter that rapes her daddy in his sleep with his dad
How can you even call yourself a filial son if you aren't even willing to do that little for your pops.

Damn the future is going to be weird if we invent full dive. You'll never know who's who. Your annoying 60 years old boss might be the cute girl you are having fun with in VR.
You might BE the 60 years old boss who's only annoying because his work is taking time out from being a cute girl in VR.

Now I can understand a little better why Kayaba changed the avatars in SAO.

Men have always lived for their family, it's only because of modern society that it would somehow seem strange.

Any succubi approaching Yea Forums will be suicidally depressed in a week.

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Nothing can save my Eastern European shithole from depopulation, Abe.

Succubus threads are not representative, they are usually filled with vanillafags.
I'm not sure why, maybe it's gap-moe or maybe it's that people only like a certain amount of weirdness in their porn.

Thats retarted.

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Pic related and I go around looking for girls to have threesomes with.
Both of us have infinite libido and resistance, being able to fuck as much as we want
From time to time we're too busy doing it to look for other girls

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You could be financially independent, and you chose to go to work?

>tfw your fetishes are so weird you'd be too embarrassed to ask a succubus to fulfill them.