Why, god, why

Are you a skinny manlet?

Think of the gainz.

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>pizza
>american food

Shrimps on pizza, or even tuna or salmon, is pretty common.

>that TINY hand grabbing that enormous fry

Seems like a great restaurant

Americans do this?

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Whta the fuck are these people doing. It's a crime scene.

>Shrimps on pizza, or even tuna or salmon, is pretty common

Only in japan and only because they are a fucking island so they must force their sea shit on everything

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>Only in japan
No, even here in Italy. Pizza goes with almost anything.

Haven't seen shrimp on pizza yet, but tuna and salmon pizza is literally everywhere.

America has the best food in the world. Plenty to choose from.

Didn't you ever see that episode of futurama
You know what would be cool, a dragonball futurama crossover

You can put anything on pizza.
No, not your dick.

>No, not your dick.
I mean, you COULD. It wouldn't be very comfortable though.

>No, not your dick.
I usually cover my boners with warm pizza before eating it
Of course on the crust side not the topings

I do what I want, Satan.

That's not putting your dick on pizza, that's putting pizza on your dick. Subtle but significant difference.

>eating raw eggs
Enjoy your salmonella, idiots

Enjoy your shitty food hygiene standards, burger.

no, you do what I want

i mean, can we blame them?

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>has to resort to posting photoshopped images he saved just in case of american posters
obsessed

>eats good food
>orgasms
I hate this fucking trope so much. Why must anime character more often than not be a bunch of unrealistic melodramatic tropefests?
Why can't they just write human fucking characters for fucks sake.

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Do you forget italian cuisine is a seafood shop too?
>but wasn't pizza invented by the McDonalds founder?
Anything is better than fucking pineapple. It's mortal insult to both sides

>no pineapple
yikes

>its another burgers with tastes of a child thread

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nah, i just googled "shart walmart". it isn't hard finding muricans shitting their pants

Trust me,when you've tasted banana and nutella pizza pineapple is way better.

Italians DO NOT fuck around with food. I worked with an Italian guy for years, and the memory that'll forever stick with me is of him reacting to a Weatherspoons side salad like it had just spat on his mother's grave. He was legitimately offended by it.

The Japanese have literally perfected pizza.

More than the disgusting food, I'm bothered by anime in general going for these squirrel teeth on women. They look so fucking stupid.

Where do you guys put the giant slice of tomato on your burgers? I put it beneath the meat.

No no you don't understand.
The typical japanese diet made possible by their awful economy is just THAT bad

Do you order a deep dish pizza cut or uncut?

Please answer for science.

>calling ananas pineapple
What?

They eat raw eggs on fucking rice. What did you expect?

>i know everything about italian food
>how?
>i worked with an italian-american dude once
whew

It tastes good. Is this not a thing you do in your country?

It's ananas in my native language as well. Just don't want to confuse the mutts.

you can put all kinds of seafoods on a pizza you fucking american shithead fuckface

Stop watching anime and leave this board.

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I said Italian, and I meant Italian. A dude from Italy. I mostly remember it because it was hilarious, but they do top the cuisine rankings for a reason.

>those huge fries
I want that so bad.

>it's a pizza episode

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He's right though. The other day I cooked my own pasta alla puttanesca and my mom gave me some advices, she thought it wasn't good enough. That night I put a severed horse head in her bed.

here too

>America has the best food in the world

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No. I'm going to remain here and let everyone know how much I hate these fucking characters.

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t. shit taste buds ruined by sugar and chemicals

The best food I ate was a chicken breast stuffed with ham and cheese, I felt tingly inside.

tuna is the most common topping in germany, seafood widely available too same goes for italy
dumdum amutticope pls

tuna works quite well, can attest

>he thinks I'm american
Bitch where I live natural food is cheap and my family never allowed me to stuff myself with fast food. Having an orgasm when eating something good is unreasonable no matter how you look at it.

What the fuck is with Japanese putting the slice of cheese on the toppings and not the patty?
Do they just want to eat cold cheese?

>hurr this work of fiction made to please social rejects is unreasonable durr
>he thinks I'm american
can you blame him. if you want realistic characters, then go watch your mother's soap operas or go prey on real people, retard.

>it's shit on purpose and that's ok

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Seafood on pizza is god tier.
t. Italian

The fast food version that the entire world knows is an American version of the pizza, just like the California Rolls aren't really Japanese or the Cheesebruguer isn't European.

Don't try to understand, just execute orders!

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Tuna and onion is the best combination there is.

>waaaaaaah, i-i don't like it but i keep watching it although they insist on doing things i don't like so i'll whine like a faggot
uhhh... grow up, i guess.

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mucho bueno

>he thinks I don't drop at least 80% of what I pick up

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>Don't forget the olive!

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wait was the midget supposed to be Tintin?

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gigachad here, take notes

tuna, portobello mushrooms, bit of red bell pepper
plum tomato sauce made with garlic, basil and an anchovy
1:1 swiss emmental and mozzarella
serve with hot sauce on vinegar basis, no sugar shit

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>p-please, care about what i watch
that's kind of pathetic.

you find it in France too and all Europe i think
are american pizza only made with greasy bacon and jalapeno?

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>starting to have fantasies after getting BTFO
Fucking kek.

replace the anchovy with piment and i marry you

Nicely done.

Garlic Prawn pizza is the stuff. Maybe you should try eating pizza that isn't the fast-food flavour for a change

>not knowing frutti di mare
I hate americans so fucking much.

You don't know a fucking thing about pizza you subhuman trash.

>I hate americans so fucking much.
i started treating them as mentally deficient for years

thats the best pizza in America

You fat fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=XiG6lMSLE2s

t. imunelet

kek, have immune system fag

the average american that are scared of raw eggs.

Marinara sauce comes from marinara pizzas which used the fish of the day aka whatever was cheapest for Guisseppe to buy from what Mario the fishermen caught that morning.
American pizza is descended from Marinara pizza

shit bait

>was in Japan for awhile
>ate in a Pizzeria licensed by Associazone Pizza Vera Napoletana
>they make their pizza to the most intricate details, 0-0 flour or some shit, specific type of yeast, san marzano tomatoes, buffalo mozzarellas, wood oven, etc
>ordered margherita of course
>was okay
>still I prefer cassava margherita that I made using one ingredient for the dough that tastes Godly but virtually nobody knows
>meanwhile, around a week before I asked my friend in Japan about the absolute horrid pizza abominations in Japan like OP's pic, mayonaisse and seafood in pizza, etc
>he said they are delicious
>mfw

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>shrimp on pizza is an alien concept to americans
strange

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That looks divine

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americans are afraid of pink food. just look at them raw meat they're eating.

>This food is different than mine so it's bad

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>a nazi loli witch elf
holy fuck, that's hot

What about pasta?
Do Americans not put seafood on pasta?
I’m genuinely curious.

pennlive.com/italian-kitchen/2009/03/post.html
Actually, it's okay to put seafood in pizza but just with tomato sauce and garlic, m'kay? No mayonnaise, cheese or whatever abominations the Japanese are making

What if I told you that there are restaurants in America that serve shrimp on Pizza and Americans ate it?

they like pink food but not like us

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Anyone have that picture of the bong telling the other bong that Americans do literally everything, and that other bong believes him?

they put so much greasy salsa that you dont even see the pasta

I for one welcome our abominable overlords.

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>tons of cheese and jalapenos
every single time

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Chicago deep dish pizza are controversial even in America. They are rare to find outside of Illinois

Someone post that Brazilian "pizza" Webm

looks like a rather normal pizza to me.
but Im from europe and know what real pizza looks like.

Shrimps are pretty common in italy aka the country who invented that shit.

you're not from europe, ahmed.

do they also make uma delicia pizza?

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brexit is not coming as fast as we want

yeah, I want those britcucks out of my EU as well. Dont know what those cucks were even doing in it, they are not even european.

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did he put some macaco?

UMA

pizza de macaco

UMA

Why yes, it was shredded macaco meat he was putting there. That yellow stuff

...

What's wrong? There is pineapple in the pizza?

Med seafood a best

But seriously, what is the yellow stuff? It must be cheese but looks like yellow rice and the "sauce" is that mayo or white sauce or some cheese sauce?

>swiss emmental
Fag. Get a real cheese, produced by the Dutch.

shredded chicken

and the sauce is cream cheese

You live a sad scallop and bacon. . pizzaless life

Thanks. Makes more sense. Still, fucking subhuman pizza.

Google Pizza Catupiry. Heard shit's pretty common in Hueland. Hitler gassed the wrong race

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>pretending he's not from hueland
user,i...

Pizza with shrimp is the shit,best pizza i ever had

>Covered in golden cheese
>Shiny with grease
>Cheese hardly tears apart
>S T U F F E D C R U S T

Fuck you anime I didnt need to suffer until I can prepare my inferior food for supper

gouda is my go to, but it doesnt fit here