I unironically say "Tadaima" every time i come back to my condo

I say tadaima yall whenever I enter my friend's flat

always gets a laugh :3

I still like putting long sticks in my belt loop and drawing them like a katana

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based
absoulely based

i curse in japanese because i'm trying to stop using swear words entirely
>kuso
>shimatta
etc

i also go "oi oi OI" if something i'm working on isn't cooperating

Very cute, anons.

I unironically rape "lolis" every time I come back to Japan.

*comes into your condo*
Ojamashimasu.

Based!!!

I say "moshi moshi" when a friend contacts me.

>say Tadaima when you come home
>there's no one to listen to it

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aww, user...
Okaeri!

just caught myself doing this the other day. not too sure what to think of it

I unironically believe in the power of friendship

i smell like cum

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I once got stuck mid-sentence trying to figure out how to say ">"

I unironically say out loud “sou desu ka?” when in doubt. It has become a habit now.

I also say moshi moshi when I know the person on the other end

wwww

She is beautiful

I say Oi Oi when something is slightly surprising

With a 'murican accent no doubt.

I overheard this girl at the library saying “ara ara~” She was chubby but had a cute face.

>tfw no cute bf to reply okaeri to me
why even live

Does someone reply back with okaeri?

>he doesn’t know how to greentext irl

Rookie

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>itoddler

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Isn't bismallah where a rabbi uses his sharpened fingernails to shred a baby's foreskin off and then suck on the bloody stump?

I say this when I consume food

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here's the actual sub

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>tfw I mumble shit to myself and it isnt even japanese, it just sounds like it could be or its mixed up

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bump

>weeaboos
Fuck off back to Gaia.

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whenever i get stuck in a self destructive loop of thoughts i stop it with a
>DAGA
and start thinking more positively

kys weeb trash

bruh, let people have fun in their personal lives, holy shit youre so obsessed with normie society, no wonder youre so miserable

I say tadaima to my daki waifu and she'll say okaeri then we exchange a kiss

I just do "eeeeh?"

one time I said SBASIBO GOZAIMASU in the dollar store I wanted to fucking die

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to die mah

ok KHOROSHHHHHHHHHHHO

based

Tora Tora Tora when i'm winning a game.

Didn't know you were on Yea Forums as well :3 poster

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When I get hurt I go itetetete

ITAIYO

OJIJANNNN

I go "haaaaai" sarcastically when saying I'll do boring tasks for others

When I run I put my hands behind my back, lower my head, and say "Believe it"

fuck, you got me

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When I'm conversing with someone I tilt my head like the characters in Monogatari.

I say itadakimas everytime except when I'm going to eat

>get home
>say tadaima
>someone responds with okaeri
>i live alone

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every time i have a refreshing beverage i glug that cunt loudly and then i slam my motherfucking empty glass on the table, look to the sky and scream "EEEEEEEEEH?"

NANI!!?

I have a friend who does that and it's super cute.

Muhammad takes pig dick in his ass and does ass to mouth with the veiny, throbbing pork cock

What is that rolling r's?Orra have normally pronounced r

>i live alone
Not anymore

Do you then whisper okaeri to yourself?
...I sure don't

Oh God I did this last week.
>get to friend's house
>he is in the shitter but says to come in
>for some reason don't knock, just enter the door
>"Ojamashimasu"
>roommate is upstairs listening to music
>take shoes off, realize that seeing a random person enter your house would be wierd
>put shoes back on and exit the door as quietly as possible
>ring the doorbell
At least no one heard my anime entrance. Could have gone a lot worse.

Y'all newfags need help.

cute!

We must destroy the family. Together we can finish :3 posters

I'm a muthafuckin cat nigga, get at me :3

I talk in Japanese to my pet

me too but I live alone
I also say "oyasumi" before going to sleep and say "ja-na" before I leave the house
I am so lonely its literally killing me bros

I unironically say "fuck off and kill yourself" some of the times I see people blogging on Yea Forums.

DELET THIS

so desu ne