What does it say when you scan the barcode on her butt?

Open other end.

That's an excellent price!

Explode on me

Tree fiffdy

Floor model

Remove aqua and darkness it would be still legit to watch

i dont understand

Prices to do lewd things with her.
Anal is free and no cumming in vagina allowed obviously.

I think you have those reversed.

>she won't scan
>HAH HAH, I GUESS SHE'S FREE, THEN!

Second best girl

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Tsar Bomba

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Wow, never heard that one before, sir.

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I'd be surprised if it doesn't come up at some point in the LN where there's a code scanner at some point and obviously only Kazuma knows what it is and what barcodes are so he tries to scan Megumin.

That hurt me physically.

>Remove aqua and darkness it would be still legit to watch
>and darkness
>darkness

FUCK – YOU.

>rip biatc lasagna

Divorceness brings literally nothing to the series. It would make no difference if she disappeared.

Remove any 3 (but not 4) of Darkness, Aqua, Chris or Wiz and it still works, really.

Her main purpose now is just getting the group into special places using her status as a noble.

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looking an awful lot like maternity clothing...

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How attractive I find Aqua is directly proportional to how long it's been since I heard her shriek.

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Aqua has the perfect body and the worst personality of all of them.

PRODUCT NOT FOUND!

>saggy tits
>perfect body

70 pounds of fuck meat

>Error: this product is priceless.

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you do know what bar codes actually are, right
they're just a string of numbers or letters and the point of sale consults with a big chart of those strings and returns the price or an error message or an alert that tells you we can't sell that item anymore because it's actually poison being sold by corrupt pharmaceutical companies

I don't get your point other than that Megumin is illegal drugs.

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She has a barcode on her butt?

All of them do.

She definitely did in the web novel, but it hasn't been brought up in the light novel or anime, so it may have been de-canonized. All Crimson Demons have them, but Megumin is uniquely lewd so she has it on her butt.

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News to me.

Prove it.

Pretty sure it's been brought up. Kazuma knows it's on her butt, and Megumin once outed YunYun's as being on her inner thigh to embarass her.

She's from a race of supersoldiers invented by a chuuni, it's a thing.

Looks like I need to get farther into the novels.

"CAUTION! EXPLOSIVE GOODS!"

>supersoldiers
More like superwaifus, to be honest, after his last one failed. And literally all of them have some form of autism, the entire village. Megumins is being chuuni. Yunyuns is assburgers.

>pretending to be an LNfag when all your knowledge comes from shitposts
There are levels of pathetic that we're only just now reaching.

BOMB.ASS

Their village literally as groups of NEETs. All of them have something wrong with them socially.
Megumin's mom is the super pushy "I want grandchildren" thing with no scruples about putting people in a coma. Literally all of them are somehow socially retarded despite being super intelligent, and the entire village is running a chuuni sort of thing for tourist appeal by dressing up and being faux-mysterious toward outsiders.

Hmm, this might be good bulking food

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>33% fat
My little explosion autist was a porker all along

7kg of fat out of 39kg total is only 17% bodyfat though. That's just the relationship between macros.

Only one calorie per gram? You can do better.

>17% bodyfat
Right, I jumped to conclusions. 17% doesn't sound too far off from Megumin.

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i don't appreciate sarcasm, i'm going to have a word with your manager, wagie.

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Honestly in the LN she gets so used to it she's pretty calm when he steals her panties.

HAHAHA JUST KIDDING MAN! WOULD YOU LIKE A DISCOUNT?! ALL JOKESTERS GET, UHH, 10% OFF ON THURSDAYS!

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How nice of a mother to lend her daughter the panties she lost her virginity in!