How much would you realistically be willing to pay for a Rei clone?

SHE IS NOT A DOLL
YOU CAN'T OWN A CLONE OF HER
But if you could I'd pay as much as it costs.

Less than I'd pay OP for stopping being a faggot

Some pocket lint, and a button. Who pays for something that's just gonna fall apart once you take it out of the tank. At least invest in a Misaka clone, says Misaka smugly while posting anonymously.

you can't have two rei's when there's is only one soul.

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They are cheap enough that it's relatively easy to afford a few.

why would i wanna fuck the angel who almost killed everyone

Fucking her could prevent that problem.

can she cook and clean?

No

A lifetime slave would probably be worth like 20mil.

About 3 fiddy

Yes.

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What am I supposed to do with it?

Pimp her out to Yea Forumsnons of course.

And use the money earned to buy another for personal use?

>implying Reifags on Yea Forums aren't fat neets who can't pay you back for the services

There's a chick named Lilith who lives like three houses down.
Will the clone harass her? I don't want to break the HOA rules.

I'd have to buy in bulk, since I'd keep killing them as stress vents.

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She most certainly cant clean

Just tree fiddy.

My virginity

Nothing,because i already married one.

Can I customize my Rei clone?

I'll give her my bi-daily semen.

every man in japan gets one.

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Honestly? Lets pretend I won the lottery. Literally ALL of that money. Even if it's trillions.

C'mon dude, you seen how she lives. Like a fucking slob.

This. You'd need to clean your Rei's room, make her bed every day, possibly cook for her.
Are you willing to do all that?

Rei likes cooking. Kind of.

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But is she good at it?

Next time just post 'I am homosexual.'
It's shorter and brings the same message across.

About $10000 at best. I bet I could re-sell her to someone.

Who the fuck knows, she's a vegan.
I guess I'd just share some clone drugs with her.

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Just get her to wear only an apron and the taste is good enough.

I imagine she'd cost between 8 and 15k

She normally wears nothing at all. Is the apron thing a fetish of yours?

That image shows her wearing an apron over her clothes. Naked is fine the rest of the time, so she doesn't need more than an apron when cooking.

Imagime switching Rei's pills with placebo
haha that would be funny

FUCKING GODDAMNIT I WISH REI WAS REAL SHE IS SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE AND SHE DESERVES SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT HER I WOULD ALWAYS SHOW HER LOVE AND APPRECIATION AND GODDAMMIT I HATE 3DPD ONLY ONE GIRL IN THIS WORLD IS FOR ME AND THAT'S REI AYANAMI I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

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You do whatever the fuck you want with your own clone, I'm not judging.

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Would you ask your Rei to keep wearing the arm sling and bandages even after she's recovered from her injuries? I would, not all the time of course, but I think it looks cute.

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I would buy one just to verbally abuse her about being inferior to Asuka

>ask
It's not cute if she isn't actually injured.

It says the price right there on the front.

I would pay anywhere from 20 to 30 grand for a rei clone. Take my money.

>It's not cute if she isn't actually injured
Why not?

everything

Whats a rainy day saving, Bob?

Five dollars no more

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Only right answers

If she's your waifu, you should be ready to sacrifice everything

tang soup doesn't count

She's boomer-tier at tech, too. Needed Ritsuko's help for a voicemail.

That's cute. Imagine teaching tech-illiterate Rei how to use Linux.

I would pay any amount necessary.

I don't want Rei, in fact I don't want to have any Eva character copy at all.
I would like to have a clone of some of Ikuhara's girls instead

clones or realistic robots Yea Forums?

I would love to

Yes.

what is even the appeal of rei

>cute short silver hair
>red eyes
>quiet and cute
> naive and innocent
>still shows signs of affection despite cold exterior

Too bad I’m not a pedo

I'd easily fork over 10k. Easily.

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What's the difference between first and second generations?

Can i have 2 rei clones and one puru clone

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>silver hair
Her hair is a sjw blue

youtube.com/watch?v=IU2wBKoDOzg

>pedo
>Rei
?

Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, her eyes are the correct red, and there's an original bit of Tiamat in there.

I might have to settle for the second generation, even that will be expensive but she can help pay it back.

Only if she wanted to

>Puru
Great taste
Nah, Himemiya and Lalah from 0079 are much better.

She's an albino, in real life her hair would be white or greyish. Unnatural hair colors are a stylistic chocie. Evne then, her hair is a pale blue that looks adorable, not "SJW blue" which I'm assuming means a strong and flashy blue.

Ayanami blue, in fact. It's the kind of thing dangerhairs are going for before they fuck up and have to pretend to be satisfied with it.

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I'm short on cash

She’s 14

Would you go in debt for a clone?

It's a good investment.

>She's 14
It's not illegal if she consents
Though it might be illegal to employ her as child labor and to keep her living in inhumane conditions like NERV did

My life savings for a JS

Like I give a shit.

Yes it is, 14 year olds can't consent

Pedos have a rationalization for everything

You need to do your research before purchasing a rei. theyre like goldfish: one mistake and youll find her dead the next morning. uneducated buyers result in dead or unintentionally abused reis.

How about finishing your relatives first?
Just kidding.

Which is funny because I don't even attempt to justify anything I just don't care.

>american cannot comprehend the concept of other countries existing and having different laws
Paedophilia isn't defined by the law anyway but psychiatry, which says that's not paedophilia

Rei is priceless.

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The show takes place in 2015, she's 18 this year.

Just like being in the room with her like this.

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nothing

does she swallow?

yea, bout tree fiddy

She is a fast learner

Just for Shinji.

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Not much, I would view it the same way as toilet paper, can I have a ten pack

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26.95$

>If 3d
about the same amount as a new car
>If 2d for my ideal waifu
I'd pay my entire income for life except what is needed for food, shelter, and the internet

As long as I'm not borrowing money from the bank