>can cast true res
>can create infinite water
>can purify water with her godly butt
>lovable personality, great singing voice
>still, brainlets want to bully her or call her useless
Is there a bigger pleb filter in all of japanese media?
Can cast true res
muh megumin EXPLOOOOOOOOSION hehe xD
>can purify water with her godly butt
Fuck you op
As a proud member of the African-American community, I want to engage in neglectplay with Darkness by impregnating her with mixed race triplets and then leaving her to raise them on her own with no child support money.
Best girl.
Megutards are hopeless.
I want Aqua to sit on my face while I'm crying to purify my tears!
Based and black babyfatherpilled
Good luck penetrating her adamantine hymen.
She's also a kamen rider now.
Megumin shits on this fake-ass goddess.
Aqua - Completely overpowered, yet still never helps her party, often dragging them down.
Hestia - Has the power of an average human, but still helps her famillia, giving them the best equipment and support she can.
Aqua should be ashamed. Awful goddess.
>the midget who didn't get anything to eat
>shitting on someone else
>literally
yeah, not gonna happen
I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.
>implying goddesses pee
5 Facts about Aqua!
>She's cute
>I love her
>She is a goddess
>Aqua!
delete this
> easy to bully
I also love her tho
From a purely mechanical standpoint, killing yourself is easy, but it doesn't mean you should do it. I of course mean you in the sense of a hypothetical individual. You should kill yourself for your shit taste.
Hestia - half-bares her tits, is a tease and insecure
Aqua - flagrantly exposes her bare ass and cunny to Kazuma, proud of her body and always willing to purify incoming semen
Aqua wins
Shut the fuck up Aqua
Aqua - slutty, alcoholic trash
Hestia - the bestia
Aqua is one of the most popular girls in Yea Forums history. You shut up.
K, Aqua
This, your thirst will never be quenched by purer water.
It doesn't matter how pure it is, who wants to drink warm water?
>the great and lovable aqua is so great the only argument against her is saying people who like her are actually aqua
If you really think about it, being refered to as aqua is really a compliment. Nice job.
hush
She's insufferable
Let me show you a better goddess
Bullying is the best part of it, but that also makes her easy to protect. Also it is necessary to bully her since in her natural state she's a bitch.
Literally me
thirsty perverts
based
>bullying Aqua means you don't like and appreciate her
dumb Aquaposter
Nice pads, you deception merchant.
bullied/10
Except Megumin is the superior girl.
>lovable personality
nice try slipping that one in, but that's patently false.
Her being a terrible person is not only one of the main points of the plot, it's ALSO how the world they're stuck in became as fucked up as it is in the first place.
You know how 'Hitler did nothing wrong?' Aqua did EVERYTHING wrong, out of a combination of laziness, single-digit-capped-INT, and an obsession with trying to get praised.
>and despite doing this, because of her personality....
user's spitting the truth
What if I ask her to stop purifying for a bit?
pee-drinker
you drink pee
based
if it's from Aqua, gladly!
I love her! She deserves a thread everyday!
based!
ERIS
I can feel the seethe
Would coming inside aqua turn it into water
How much would Aqua ask for sexual pleasure
AquaCHADS can't stop winning
Nigger
>built for bullying and abuse
Did you make an entire thread because someone in another series thread called your waifu useless.
Very lovable
What did you expect? This board is full of niggers.
There's actually people here who post Yotsuba porn.
Fucking degenerates, I tell you.
She deserves nothing but bullying and suffering every day.
based
Reminder that people in that world always consider Aqua the most beautiful woman they have ever seen!
I like aqua and just reordered her nendoroid rerelease to go with my kazuma nendoroid.
You should invert the colors on that image
she's perfect!
Wrong
She’s useless!
It can only be decided through bedsheet wrestling and seeing who gets pregnant first.
>turns any liquid to water, flavored drinks like soda and tea get turned to water by touching it
Yeah, no.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if her piss turned to drinkable water.
CUTE!
>can cast true res
If you consider whining until Eris does it for her as "casting," sure.
Jesus fucking Christ that is fucking cute
So is Eris the only other god that knows how incompetent Aqua is as a goddess
KILL THE NEWFAGS AQUA SAMA!
Aqua belongs in a trash can
Dumb racist
Aqua is canonically a racist.
I like Aqua.
Based
Blessed are the ones that accept Aqua as their true god and savior. You will go to heaven as long as you believe in Aqua and understand that she went into debt to save us from our sins. Praise the Greatest Goddess! Mashalla!
>mashalla
Muslims cannot depict anyone or praise anyone other than GOD himself. Absolutely haram.
Goddess of raw sewage
>deception merchant.
It's more of a compliment tho
Why do all women secretely desire to be consumed by giant toads?
Isn't she actually competent as a goddess seeing as she's eris' senior? She's just an idiot. Also she's objectively the best at her role in the party.
It's like you've never heard of incompetent bosses taking credit for their subordinates' successes.
Aqua is a stupid alcoholic bitch.
user that's not very advertiser friendly.
She is, and I hate brainlets and alcoholics, yet I am hopelessly attracted to her. Why must love torture us so?
People rise to the level of their incompetence user.
She is a goddess of higher ranking, responsible for multiple countries and worlds, but she is the reason for many issues in these worlds.
Especially the world they are in:
-demon lord her fault
-unreliable summons from Japan
-devine artefacts not taken back after the users leave or dies
-crimson demons are descandents of one of the stupid people she send over, thus she is responsible for the disappearance of a goddess of even higher rank than herself
Lots of other shit she caused.
Retard cumbrain post, then again only retards should breed with retards
>cumbrain
normalfags are pushing this one hard
It's actually nofappers. Imagine surrendering your sexuality to other men online and not touching your peepee because you fear their judgement lmao.
KNEEL before your queen, shit goddess!
Yes, kneel before Yunyun
How embarrassingly shriveled up was he at that moment?
I feel like her yunyuns get bigger every day.
she has actually been secretly draining megameme's growth magically, as a result she will forever have extra yumyums while megameme will be doomed to spend her entire life flat as a board.
>megumin forever being the perfect size for carrying around the house while yunyun's yunyuns grows so big that she can't even get out the front door
Slander, Yunyun would never do such a thing to her good friend Megumin
hehe, of course she wouldn't. She definitely hasn't been sneaking up on Megumin at night and sucking her vitality out of her nipples.
They're not friends. They're rivals.
I've just finished Konosuba's anime, and I've never been to a thread. From what I'm getting is it just waifufags arguing about who's best girl?
Sounds like you haven't been to any threads here at all, not just for Konosuba.
Rivals can be friends
Megumins tats dont seem very nourishing
>Megumins tats dont seem very nourishing
That's because Yunyun has been draining them regularly to make sure that they never grow at all. Why do you think Megameme also faints after just 1 explosion? It's because her very lifeforce is being drained to feed Yunyun's yummy yumyums.
What if Megumin's titties grow back to their true triple-K size every night before Yunyun drains them flat again haha
I wanna say something to defend Yun, but i cant think of anything but Yunyun sucking fat Meg tats... fuck you guys
I don't see how this is a bad thing.
Delete this.
Yunyun already deletes it every night.
careful user, Yunyun will also drain its mass and add it to her tatas
Its interesting how people view Aqua. A german guy on /pol/ calls her a false god, plebs just go for bakamegami, and I think she might have some crazy backstory that will make people ashamed of their words and deeds.
But I could be dead wrong, and german guy has a point that any god who needs prayer to function is definitely not an absolute god who exists whether or not we pray
All gods are alien parasites who feed on your essence through prayer.
>LOOK MOM I SAID IT AGAIN
Based and red pilled
Aqua is good at being efficient then, it would seem. Or maybe Megumin is to thank for teaching her followers how to be conman
Goddess of whoredom
>lovable personality
Aborted loser.