Is Crab fine?

Is Crab fine?

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Was she a virgin before arararagi?

She had taken over her mothers duties years before she met araragi.

kaiki broke her rectum

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Crab makes my pp hard, so yeah, I'd say so.

yes but snek is better

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>not monkey
what's wrong with you user?

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sorry i'm not into girls manlier than i am

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I never got why she was called a tsundere over a yandere if her introductory arc starts off with her literally stapling Araragi's face for helping her out. Cat is still best girl, and would have been Araragi's pick had it not been for unstable staple.

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objectively worst girl. she's fine, comparatively to other girls across the genre.

I don't anyone think anyone in Monogatari is fine

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She got fucked
By me

Not that user but that's on you for being a trap, not Kanbaru for being greek sculpture.

Nadeko is so damn fine.

Really. They have some serious issues.

Why would you want best girl Cat with such a lousy person? Koyomi is a terrible boyfriend.

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Yea. For instance they are all professional cock teasers and cock blockers.

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I could care less about the sperg that is Araragi, just saying that she'd be a way healthier pick for him than the former.

She is an infinite entertainment. Her bantz are top tier. The wittest of them all. She is hot and her voice is angelic.

>Yozuru has a higher ranking in both power and mentality compared to Kiss-shot/Anshin'in/Shichika and only fails in both to best girl Jun Aikawa.
Abnormals BTFO, Humans were here.

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Cat is boring. No banter, no interesting gimmick, no jokes.

snek

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She's hot in cat mode.

Everybody else doesn't need a magic cat form to be hot and interesting with good dialogue

>reposting webms from 10 years ago
Series' best days are long behind it.

Well, Shaft is dead.
We can post the manga now.

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But the cat is far hotter than any if the other girls. Honestly, araragi should've found a way to keep her in that form permanently.

> But the cat is far hotter than any if the other girls.
Wrong

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Oh, great

Great, actually.

>all that plot
Yes, this is why I am watching.

She's pretty but she's kinda boney/too skinny. No ass.
Monkey's ass is perfect.
Cat's tits are perfect.

This gets me hard every time.

>anime adaptations are further ahead than english translations
>there won't be any more anime
bros...

>there won't be any more anime
I too come onto the internet to lie. Though the English translations have been going pretty slowly considering they're only at Koyomi 1 which means we need Koyomi 2 Owari 1/2 and Zoku to catch up to the anime which by then should already be moving onto the next season.

No. Araragi must desutroy de Pussy's pusssy

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>I too come onto the internet to lie
proofs?

This, I thought I told you all to stop posting those other thots they don't matter non of them will live anywhere near as long as Araragi and at the end of it all only one girl will be left to be with him the true best girl

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how intense was the hatesex?

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Look at BD sales for any SHAFT show after PMMM. When MagiReco flops they'll have no choice but to shit out Off and Monster Seasons

Is crab tasty?

That is the kind of situation I would have to undress myself as well.

>hatesex
They're in love.

No.